Return of the... HOVER HAND

[SF1900]

This kid is 100% ALPHA

Anti Hover Hand

[Roger Bacon]

Cockmonger

I feared being judged as homosexual, or weak by my getbig brethren if I didn't throw in some kind of slur.

My original statement still stands, your level headed and thoughtful posts are a welcome breath of fresh air.

[arce1988]

 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

lmfao

[Wiggs]

Look at everyone of those fellas except "The Hoff" of course.  They all attend comic book conventions and play D&D on the weekends with paper, pencils, Dungeon Master Guide, Creature Compendium aka Monster Manual and Players guide along with a shit load of various sided dice. 4, 6, 8, 12, 20 and 100.

These fellas are scare shitless of pussy.

[SilverSpoon]

Look at everyone of those fellas except "The Hoff" of course.  They all attend comic book conventions and play D&D on the weekends with paper, pencils, Dungeon Master Guide, Creature Compendium aka Monster Manual and Players guide along with a shit load of various sided dice. 4, 6, 8, 12, 20 and 100.

These fellas are scare shitless of pussy.

Sounds like you are no stranger to a Crown Royal bag full of multi sided die.

[Wiggs]

Sounds like you are no stranger to a Crown Royal bag full of multi sided die.

LMAO...with the crown royal bag comment, sounds like you aren't either.

[SilverSpoon]

LMAO...with the crown royal bag comment, sounds like you aren't either.

Wiggs, I was a die hard D&Der, Dark Future and Robotech.
My crew got angry with me when I started dating a hot girl in the 10th grade (I was a mix of nerd and athlete) and started missing our weekly Friday night RPG marathon. 
Questions like:  "Who is going to play your character?!!??"  were all too common.

Then, vengeance struck!  They killed off a character of mine that I had played with for like 4 years.

And of course I used a Crown Royal bag for my die.  How else is a playa supposed to roll?

BTW, I'll be in Vegas in a couple of weeks.

[Wiggs]

Wiggs, I was a die hard D&Der, Dark Future and Robotech.
My crew got angry with me when I started dating a hot girl in the 10th grade (I was a mix of nerd and athlete) and started missing our weekly Friday night RPG marathon. 
Questions like:  "Who is going to play your character?!!??"  were all too common.

Then, vengeance struck!  They killed off a character of mine that I had played with for like 4 years.

And of course I used a Crown Royal bag for my die.  How else is a playa supposed to roll?

BTW, I'll be in Vegas in a couple of weeks.

LOL...Yeah man, I used to love to play. I played D&D, star wars, Robotech, Vampire the Masquerade.  Those were good times.  I love(d) being a nerd.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Wiggs, I was a die hard D&Der, Dark Future and Robotech.
My crew got angry with me when I started dating a hot girl in the 10th grade (I was a mix of nerd and athlete) and started missing our weekly Friday night RPG marathon. 
Questions like:  "Who is going to play your character?!!??"  were all too common.

Then, vengeance struck!  They killed off a character of mine that I had played with for like 4 years.

And of course I used a Crown Royal bag for my die.  How else is a playa supposed to roll?

BTW, I'll be in Vegas in a couple of weeks.

[snx]

I don't get the hover.

I'm married, so if I have free reign to grab women in a socially acceptable way for a photo, I'm maximizing my outcomes. I'm diggin in deep, getting a mittfull, and really putting a squeeze in there.

These punks can't be married. Married men grab women. It's just what we do. And we pride ourselves on that. That and our robust manes of pubic hair.

[Jaime]

I don't get the hover.

I'm married, so if I have free reign to grab women in a socially acceptable way for a photo, I'm maximizing my outcomes. I'm diggin in deep, getting a mittfull, and really putting a squeeze in there.

These punks can't be married. Married men grab women. It's just what we do. And we pride ourselves on that. That and our robust manes of pubic hair.

Maybe they are just really chivalrous? Yes i was aware of the ludicrousness of this statement as i was typing it.

[#1 Klaus fan]

These alpha men don't want any cock teasers around. Pussy or get the fuck out.

[BigCyp]

Maybe they are all holding something really important and they don't want to drop it for a cuddle, like a handful of Animal Pak etc

[Jaime]

Maybe they are all holding something really important and they don't want to drop it for a cuddle, like a handful of Animal Pak legit kigtropin etc

Good point Cyp.

[snx]

Maybe they are just really chivalrous? Yes i was aware of the ludicrousness of this statement as i was typing it.

Hahaha...yes Jaime! Oh brother...I can just imagine what goes thru the heads of these sewer dwelling excuses for card-carrying Y-chromosome humanoids.

"Hey, I'll get nice and close to Sally the next time someone comes up to snap a photo of me and her in our shared suite at the dorm. But I won't touch her. I don't want to violate her personal space, and that will make her think I'm respectful of her femininity and desire for autonomy. Then, when she knows I can be so sensitive to her needs, maybe she'll want to hang out with me at the University Center, and we can share a bearclaw donut or even a ham sandwich that my mom made. Maybe then, she'll see there's more to me, and see past my painfully shy exterior to the warm, kind, loving man I could be for her. I just hope she finally sees me for who I am. I'm tired of hearing her in the room beside me getting butt fucked and jizzed on by Rick...he's just a stupid jock on the basketball team. So what, he's black, and tall, and probaby hung like a horse, while I'm hung like a sparrow, have ED, and prematurely ejaculate into a stiff breeze. Those things are superficial, and Sally will see that I'm the best choice for her. Yep...this is all going to work perfectly according to my plan. Why didn't I think of this earlier? God, I'm so stupid...when I'm done cutting myself and ramming this coke bottle up my ass while I eat this entire German Chocolate cake, I'm going to get my act together and get organized. Yep...one day at a time..."

[BigCyp]

Hahaha...yes Jaime! Oh brother...I can just imagine what goes thru the heads of these sewer dwelling excuses for card-carrying Y-chromosome humanoids.

"Hey, I'll get nice and close to Sally the next time someone comes up to snap a photo of me and her in our shared suite at the dorm. But I won't touch her. I don't want to violate her personal space, and that will make her think I'm respectful of her femininity and desire for autonomy. Then, when she knows I can be so sensitive to her needs, maybe she'll want to hang out with me at the University Center, and we can share a bearclaw donut or even a ham sandwich that my mom made. Maybe then, she'll see there's more to me, and see past my painfully shy exterior to the warm, kind, loving man I could be for her. I just hope she finally sees me for who I am. I'm tired of hearing her in the room beside me getting butt fucked and jizzed on by Rick...he's just a stupid jock on the basketball team. So what, he's black, and tall, and probaby hung like a horse, while I'm hung like a sparrow, have ED, and prematurely ejaculate into a stiff breeze. Those things are superficial, and Sally will see that I'm the best choice for her. Yep...this is all going to work perfectly according to my plan. Why didn't I think of this earlier? God, I'm so stupid...when I'm done cutting myself and ramming this coke bottle up my ass while I eat this entire German Chocolate cake, I'm going to get my act together and get organized. Yep...one day at a time..."

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Hahaha that was hilarious

[BigCyp]

Good point Cyp.

Haha yes, if they had a handful of legit kigs theres no time for cuddles - pellius is waiting with 10,000 usd and unlimited blowjobs

[snx]

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Hahaha that was hilarious

Quite true, my well muscled Cypriate compadre...quite true.

I'm sure these Dorchester Douchebags talk to each other on the beta-boards, talking about how they'll "hover hand" a hot piece. The theory being, that by not touching even the hottest of chicks, they send the world a message that they're too alpha to even lay a phalange on a hotty.

Of course, the world knows better as do these limp-wristed skirt-wearing poodle-walkers. I'm sure they cry themselves to sleep each night as they masturbate furiously into a toy My Little Pony at the thought of the touch that could have been. And, like the strange ducks they are, I'm sure wait to cum just when mom comes into the room, so she can futher humiliate them and play into their misogynistic/sado-masochist fantasies.

[Nails]

Damn Ron! You brought great disappointment with this pic  

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Damn Ron! You brought great disappointment with this pic  

Damn! Ron is pulling the hover hand. Maybe he isn't impressed with her boyish looks.

[Hulkotron]

Yes Ron probably doesn't like women with little boy's bodies.

[d0nny2600]

Damn Ron! You brought great disappointment with this pic  

Ron is touching face.....he gets a pass on this.

[BIG ACH]

Damn Ron! You brought great disappointment with this pic  

I wouldn't REALLY classify this as a hover hand... It seems (hard to tell from our angle) but that the bottom of his palm is resting on her back, and his finger tips are touching her... its the top of the palm that are "hovering"  -  The fact that she is just in a sports bra may make Ron seem kinda pervy if he went full on side grab!

I give him a pass here!  Plus as was noted, his face is touching!  Definitely a pass!



But yeah... Hover hand = Beta Male!

[Parker]

Let's not forget this "reverse hover hand" (woman has hover hand)