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Title: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Stark on September 24, 2012, 02:42:15 PM
Yep one of the most gourgous woman goes for men with muscle right?


(http://www.shoera.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Charlize-Theron.jpeg)











































Right... say what you want, this woman is awesome, smart, amazing looking and do.e.s.n.t give a shit what other say she should be doing.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Marty Champions on September 24, 2012, 02:44:52 PM
hes got strong fat falcon genetics benches 450 and throws a hellauva right hook left uppercut combo

he can easily bust 4 nuts a day

hes just wants to lose some more weight like John. Hes still trying to figure out how to maximize his calories and life but somehow lose some fat, but like most of us we are still figureing that last part out
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Bevo on September 24, 2012, 02:50:32 PM
I tought it was going to be a black man
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Stark on September 24, 2012, 02:51:00 PM
I tought it was going to be a black man

Shes Africans - she knows better
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Nails on September 24, 2012, 02:51:31 PM
I bet she doesn't suck his cock
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Parker on September 24, 2012, 02:54:42 PM
Shes Africans - she knows better
Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: da_vinci on September 24, 2012, 02:55:52 PM
he's probbaly hung like an elephant.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Marty Champions on September 24, 2012, 02:56:11 PM
he could be high up on the falcon bloodline, im not aware of this falcon fella
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: G_Thang on September 24, 2012, 02:56:58 PM
Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?

2-Tier Actor.  Something isn't right with her.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Stark on September 24, 2012, 02:57:04 PM
Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?

he makes her laught... I am dead serious folks, you all have an completely warped idea what woman really want, I know its more comfortable for most of you to believe in your fantasy that woman prefer men (I am talking about real woman here not hoes) with muscle, but the reality is guys - you got a good heart and make them laugh.... baam.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Marty Champions on September 24, 2012, 02:57:17 PM
his head has a brain compacity of multiple super computers, he can figure out what your gonna say before you say it, its not a gift its just his ability
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Marty Champions on September 24, 2012, 02:57:54 PM
he makes her laught... I am dead serious folks, you all have an completely warped idea what woman really want, I know its more comfortable for most of you to believe in your fantasy that woman prefer men (I am talking about real woman here not hoes) with muscle, but the reality is guys - you got a good heart and make them laugh.... baam.

this is true 100 percent
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: da_vinci on September 24, 2012, 03:03:35 PM
he makes her laught... I am dead serious folks, you all have an completely warped idea what woman really want, I know its more comfortable for most of you to believe in your fantasy that woman prefer men (I am talking about real woman here not hoes) with muscle, but the reality is guys - you got a good heart good bank account and make them laugh them cum three times in a row.... baam.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Bevo on September 24, 2012, 03:10:50 PM
You can say money but it's not like she's broke, still a millionaire. Betting he is some film exec or someone important in the industry kind of like a lonnie tepper...

Ron can get any woman he wants all he has to say is he runs the getbig board
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Nails on September 24, 2012, 03:14:03 PM
fat dude is an actor in a sitcom Modern Family star Eric Stonestreet


 (http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2012/09/modern_family_s2_f3_eric_stonestreet_004-1-_FULL.jpg)

Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: arce1988 on September 24, 2012, 03:21:37 PM
  WITF?!
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 24, 2012, 04:11:02 PM
Thought that dude was queer.  :-\
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 24, 2012, 04:12:52 PM
it is all  bullshit.  he even confirmed it to not be true
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: JoeBelushi88 on September 24, 2012, 04:13:55 PM
How much is this fatass paying her for sex?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2012, 04:15:10 PM
Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?

He is an actor on the very successful television sitcom Modern Family.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Parker on September 24, 2012, 04:16:29 PM
Thought that dude was queer.  :-\
That made me laugh, because dude isn't funny...nor a good actor. Joke is on him.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2012, 04:17:04 PM
Thought that dude was queer.  :-\

Nope! The character he plays on Modern Family is gay. He is an actor after all.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Jizzacked on September 24, 2012, 04:22:00 PM
she has always been smoking, even when she porks up a little
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: cart@@n on September 24, 2012, 04:22:52 PM
He is also a great singer and performer:
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: booty on September 24, 2012, 04:23:25 PM
He probably does make her laugh.  Women love this.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2012, 04:24:57 PM
That made me laugh, because dude isn't funny...nor a good actor. Joke is on him.

That's your opinion, but it is not the opinion of others apparently. He won best supporting actor in a comedy series last night. Which is probably why he was posing with Charlize Theron. They are not dating.

Quote
Eric Stonestreet✔
@ericstonestreet

I wish people would stop spreading rumors that Charlize Theron and I are dating. Its starting to make Halle Berry jealous.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Nails on September 24, 2012, 04:25:23 PM


He probably does make her laugh.  Women love this.





(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=421094.0;attach=464249;image)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Parker on September 24, 2012, 04:31:13 PM
That's your opinion, but it is not the opinion of others apparently. He won best supporting actor in a comedy series last night. Which is probably why he was posing with Charlize Theron. They are not dating.

Stop making me laugh. Have you seen the crap that passes for network tv shows these days. The writing is terrible, and the acting is worse. Hell, I'd rather watch All In The Family, Three's Company, and Diff Strokes than watch these shows on now (except for ABC Sunday nights).
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Nails on September 24, 2012, 04:33:06 PM
I thought AL BUNDY was on Modern Family ???
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: booty on September 24, 2012, 04:37:42 PM
I thought AL BUNDY was on Modern Family ???
He is. 
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2012, 04:38:29 PM
If he had no money, she wouldnt acknowledge his existance.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Nails on September 24, 2012, 04:39:42 PM
He is. 

oh i never seen the show i just heard he was ....



(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w305/Hallenbeck77/massage.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: booty on September 24, 2012, 04:40:50 PM
oh i never seen the show i just heard he was ....



(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w305/Hallenbeck77/massage.jpg)
It's really funny, you've got to watch it sometime. 
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Parker on September 24, 2012, 04:43:15 PM
If he had no money, she wouldnt acknowledge his existance.
If he lost weight, she wouldn't date him.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: JoeBelushi88 on September 24, 2012, 04:57:37 PM
No permabulking no honey
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: claymore on September 24, 2012, 05:38:00 PM
Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?

"Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.'....FAIL
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: deadz on September 24, 2012, 06:44:45 PM





(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=421094.0;attach=464249;image)
lol@Wilma
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Moen on September 24, 2012, 06:53:06 PM
He is also a great singer and performer:


Y'all have missed this video, I know it's Dutch comedian Paul de Leeuw but this is some weird shit  :-X
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 24, 2012, 07:27:56 PM
Saw her once at the Chateau Marmont sitting at the table across from me, she is absolutely STUNNING in person.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on September 24, 2012, 07:31:21 PM
Saw her once at the Chateau Marmont sitting at the table across from me, she is absolutely STUNNING in person.

Hope you didn't hurt your neck looking up. :)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: BikiniSlut on September 24, 2012, 08:25:20 PM
He probably does make her laugh.  Women love this.

Absolutely......someone with an amazing sense of humor is a HUGE turn on. If your have a kick ass sense of humor I don't give a fuck what you look like. I'm already attracted.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Earl1972 on September 24, 2012, 08:44:22 PM
Absolutely......someone with an amazing sense of humor is a HUGE turn on. If your have a kick ass sense of humor I don't give a fuck what you look like. I'm already attracted.



(http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/o/d/od811d95cgcqd15d.jpg)

(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s250/disciples0/carrot-top-01.jpg)

(http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/18/1847/PIG8D00Z/posters/the-three-stooges.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Bam-bam on September 24, 2012, 08:57:56 PM
either way he is the luckiest fat sob ever to grace the face of earth
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2012, 11:22:32 PM
Stop making me laugh. Have you seen the crap that passes for network tv shows these days. The writing is terrible, and the acting is worse. Hell, I'd rather watch All In The Family, Three's Company, and Diff Strokes than watch these shows on now (except for ABC Sunday nights).

I wouldn't know because I generally don't watch network television. However, I have seen Modern Family a couple of times and find it about as relevant to life today as I did All in The Family and Three's Company, neither of which I watched that much either.

If I want to watch television, I will watch something on PBS or Netflix before I'll watch one of the Network shows. Downton Abbey is pretty entertaining as it Doc Martin. I also like watching documentaries and biographies.

Some of the premium channel shows, such as The Big C and Nurse Jackie are worth watching too, in my opinion. I grew tired watching of Dexter and Weeds. I just saw where season 4 of Damages is on Netflix.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Primemuscle on September 24, 2012, 11:28:16 PM
either way he is the luckiest fat sob ever to grace the face of earth

Do you believe everything that is posted here? They aren't dating and they probably never did.

No wonder the gossip rags are so popular, some people believe everything that is published when it comes to celebrities. I suppose you think the headlines on those sleazy newspapers at the checkout stands are real too.
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Post by: Radical Plato on September 24, 2012, 11:54:35 PM
That dude looks familiar.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: booty on September 24, 2012, 11:57:50 PM
^^^^^  Omg, I love it.   ;D
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: tbombz on September 25, 2012, 12:13:45 AM
he makes her laught... I am dead serious folks, you all have an completely warped idea what woman really want, I know its more comfortable for most of you to believe in your fantasy that woman prefer men (I am talking about real woman here not hoes) with muscle, but the reality is guys - you got a good heart and make them laugh.... baam.
true enough.. but any woman would choose a muscular fit guy with a good heart and a sense of humor over a fat out of shape or just plain skinny guy with a good heart and sense of humor.. plus= no matter how much a woman loves a fat guy, she aint never gonna be sexually aroused by the sight of his body.. period.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: tbombz on September 25, 2012, 12:14:41 AM
That dude looks familiar.
im way out of charlize league, bro  8)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: booty on September 25, 2012, 12:17:40 AM
im way out of charlize league, bro  8)
It's the most clothes I have seen you in Tbombz.   ;D
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: tbombz on September 25, 2012, 12:20:53 AM
It's the most clothes I have seen you in Tbombz.   ;D
clothes are the dead giveaway that its a photoshop  ;D
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: BigCyp on September 25, 2012, 01:54:02 AM
Absolutely......someone with an amazing sense of humor is a HUGE turn on. If your have a kick ass sense of humor I don't give a fuck what you look like. I'm already attracted.

So that's why all the women on getbig pm me pictures of there asses
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: booty on September 25, 2012, 01:56:57 AM
clothes are the dead giveaway that its a photoshop  ;D

Yes but E-Kul got your Noggin the right size.   ;D
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: dj181 on September 25, 2012, 02:29:58 AM
So that's why all the women on getbig pm me pictures of there asses

and most likely plenty of the fellas as well stud ;D
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Desolate on September 25, 2012, 02:33:46 AM
Theron without all the makeup. :P

(http://i49.tinypic.com/293aw3l.jpg)

(http://i49.tinypic.com/9thic2.jpg)

Don't believe the hype. :-*
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 25, 2012, 02:53:10 AM
Theron without all the makeup. :P

(http://i49.tinypic.com/293aw3l.jpg)

(http://i49.tinypic.com/9thic2.jpg)

Don't believe the hype. :-*

Heh, first pic is from when she was playing a role in the movie "Monster" based on Aileen Wuornos.

She doesn't look like that normally
(http://www.tvgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/Charlize-Theron-Monster-Top-Chef-0911_00.jpg)
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Post by: WOOO on September 25, 2012, 03:07:19 AM
(http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu309/crazycapri_759/celebrities_without_makeup_5.jpg)


would still hit
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Desolate on September 25, 2012, 03:09:26 AM
Heh, first pic is from when she was playing a role in the movie "Monster" based on Aileen Wuornos.

She doesn't look like that normally.

That is not her from Monster. The pic was taken long after that movie had come and gone.

It was a picture taken in L.A.

She shot Monster on location.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Desolate on September 25, 2012, 03:14:22 AM
(http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu309/crazycapri_759/celebrities_without_makeup_5.jpg)

would still hit

That's Pink.

She looks gross 100% of the time.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: WOOO on September 25, 2012, 03:21:26 AM
That's Pink.

She looks gross 100% of the time.

all the same kind of trash to me
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Tito24 on September 25, 2012, 03:26:37 AM
that guy must be laughing his fat ass off ;D
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Jaime on September 25, 2012, 03:40:53 AM
This chick is very overrated. Girl next door pretty, forgets the makeup, big no no. Adopting African kids means she has a very silly personality too.
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Post by: Tito24 on September 25, 2012, 03:44:06 AM
in this pic, everyone can see, shes really an average looking girl.



thats the same with tons of other celebs
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Jaime on September 25, 2012, 03:47:46 AM
thats the same with tons of other celebs 99% of women

Fixed.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Tito24 on September 25, 2012, 03:49:31 AM
makeup is what steroids is for bodybuilders.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: dj181 on September 25, 2012, 03:49:58 AM
for females, id even say, all of them.

well, except maybe sandra bulldog.

look, this random girl no one has heard of before is easy on par with the lot of them, as far looks go.

also, seems smarter.



what about angelina jolie?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Grape Ape on September 25, 2012, 03:56:57 AM
in this pic, everyone can see, shes really an average looking girl.

ofc, id hit it.



You can also see that it's not her.   And, they're not a couple.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: BigCyp on September 25, 2012, 04:27:07 AM
Lol @ all the sock fuckers in this thread who think hollywood babes are supernaturally beautiful.

I can find a hotter chick on a random street in prague using google earth ffs
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: WOOO on September 25, 2012, 04:32:41 AM
makeup is what steroids is for bodybuilders.

mind = blown  :o
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Dreadlifter on September 25, 2012, 04:40:55 AM
(http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu309/crazycapri_759/celebrities_without_makeup_5.jpg)


would still hit

I'd probably hit pink. Always seems like she'd be a lot of fun.
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Post by: pedro01 on September 25, 2012, 05:02:21 AM
makeup is what steroids is for bodybuilders.

Yet Mr Palumbo uses both and looks...
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Pet shop boys on September 25, 2012, 08:11:56 AM
Yep one of the most gourgous woman goes for men with muscle right?


(http://www.shoera.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Charlize-Theron.jpeg)


Is this a joke ?


Wtf is wrong with this woman ?



WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH









































Right... say what you want, this woman is awesome, smart, amazing looking and do.e.s.n.t give a shit what other say she should be doing.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Primemuscle on September 25, 2012, 09:09:20 AM
clothes are the dead giveaway that its a photoshop  ;D

Yes, but the enormous size of your head made me think the photo was real....you did once post that you had a large head.  :)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: 240 is Back on September 25, 2012, 09:14:02 AM
oh i never seen the show i just heard he was ....



(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w305/Hallenbeck77/massage.jpg)

LOL @ the gas station shirt, i remember that episode!  hahahaha
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Primemuscle on September 25, 2012, 09:19:21 AM
Theron without all the makeup. :P

(http://i49.tinypic.com/293aw3l.jpg)

(http://i49.tinypic.com/9thic2.jpg)

Don't believe the hype. :-*

In the top left photo Charlize Theron is wearing a lot of make up and she also gained considerable weight for her role as Aileen Wournos, a prostitute and serial killer from Florida.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Parker on September 25, 2012, 09:29:22 AM
I'd probably hit pink. Always seems like she'd be a lot of fun.
She dated Treach from Naughty By Nature awhile ago...
And she seems to have that trashy/Tom boy/ I have to Prove Something vibe  to her
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: ukjeff on September 25, 2012, 09:35:08 AM
shes got the fat gene, she will turn into a real pig when she gets older.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Wiggs on September 25, 2012, 09:37:28 AM
Bottom line the bitch is fine and the fatass with the enlarged cranium is an undeserving specimen.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Parker on September 25, 2012, 09:52:46 AM
Bottom line the bitch is fine and the fatass with the enlarged cranium is an undeserving specimen.
He looks like Mikey Blumberg from Disney's Recess
(http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/409841/mikey-blumberg-profile.jpg)
(http://www.cartoonloka.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/recess_poster_toon.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: ukjeff on September 25, 2012, 10:11:38 AM
(http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/409841/mikey-blumberg-profile.jpg)

TBH this is pretty much how shes going to look in 15 years.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Parker on September 25, 2012, 10:18:03 AM
You guys are right, he is talented, and he does make one laugh.
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Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Wiggs on September 25, 2012, 10:25:28 AM
Damn, we're all haters...oh well.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: bike nut on September 25, 2012, 10:31:31 AM
Damn, we're all haters...oh well.

I think Charlize can act, but she is overrated in the looks department. Any mall in southern Cal has 10 women in it that are hotter than her on any given day
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Wiggs on September 25, 2012, 10:35:14 AM
I think Charlize can act, but she is overrated in the looks department. Any mall in southern Cal has 10 women in it that are hotter than her on any given day

Yeah but any mall won't have a 5'11 hot, cultured South African.  More so 5'8, hot, but dumb and boring as fuck.  I count the intangibles.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: G_Thang on September 25, 2012, 10:40:57 AM
Yeah but any mall won't have a 5'11 hot, cultured South African.  More so 5'8, hot, but dumb and boring as fuck.  I count the intangibles.

I don't know, might have to agree with BN.  California is transplant central, not just the US but the World.  Now, what it lacks is 10 Persia Whites in a mall!  >:( 

(http://literarydish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/persia-white-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: bike nut on September 25, 2012, 01:08:53 PM
Yeah but any mall won't have a 5'11 hot, cultured South African.  More so 5'8, hot, but dumb and boring as fuck.  I count the intangibles.

You count the intangibles......from the outside looking in.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Desolate on September 25, 2012, 06:26:33 PM
In the top left photo Charlize Theron is wearing a lot of make up and she also gained considerable weight for her role as Aileen Wournos, a prostitute and serial killer from Florida.

For the 10th time, the picture was taken years after Monster was done and gone.

I used to be in the gossip game while I was in school.

That pic is her. It's not makeup for Monster and it's not any weight that she put on for the role. ::)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Stark on September 25, 2012, 11:13:17 PM
I think Charlize can act, but she is overrated in the looks department. Any mall in southern Cal has 10 women in it that are hotter than her on any given day

When you gained some life experience you will learn that the look is not the only thing that makes a woman attractive in fact that's one if the minor things and only spark your interest at first, how a woman carries herself laughs smiles humour intellect how she reacts on things and so forth makes the difference between a woman that you abuse in any form possible on a one night stand or somebody that you would like to stay with.

Charlize vs . Kardashians

You feel me ?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Alti Bautista on September 26, 2012, 01:11:17 PM
he makes her laught... I am dead serious folks, you all have an completely warped idea what woman really want, I know its more comfortable for most of you to believe in your fantasy that woman prefer men (I am talking about real woman here not hoes) with muscle, but the reality is guys - you got a good heart and make them laugh.... baam.

I agree..... and must be ambitious.Money isn't everything. doesnt need to be making millions,but having a job and paying HIS bills would be nice :) Oh AND MUST BE REALLY good in bed!!!! BAAAM!!
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: James28 on September 26, 2012, 01:16:36 PM
Please, a black man would be an upgrade from this Uncle Buck-John Candy lookalike.

Must be some money or promise of roles involved. What does he do?

No it wouldn't. He'd still be black. Even Danny De Vito would still be better than whoever you think pass as a 'handsome' black guy. You need no reminding where she's from. She might adopt a little ape from Bongoland as it's the fashion, but no black dick will go close to that. There are certain unspoken rules. She knows she'll do her image no good. Just as Jenna Jameson never fucked Neeguls on camera as her price would drop lest she be seen as a mud shark.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: cephissus on September 26, 2012, 01:27:51 PM
(http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/409841/mikey-blumberg-profile.jpg)

TBH this is pretty much how shes going to look in 15 years.

are you talking about charlize?  you know that, in 15 years, she'll be 52 right?  ::)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: viking1 on September 26, 2012, 01:48:45 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=441916.0;attach=485361;image)(http://www.thescrib.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Peter-Griffin-family-guy-19628800-918-683.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: snx on September 26, 2012, 02:01:39 PM
That's Pink.

She looks gross 100% of the time.

I have no idea why I lol'd. I think it's just the random, cutting and utterly unforgiving nature of this post. Just surgical.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: ukjeff on September 26, 2012, 02:14:00 PM
Quote
are you talking about charlize?  you know that, in 15 years, she'll be 52 right?
Im well aware of that.
Just because a woman is 52 doesnt mean she will look a bag of shit, I guarantee she will balloon up like someone pulled a ripcord on a dingy.

This is 51
(http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jm1.jpg)
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: viking1 on September 26, 2012, 02:17:17 PM
Im well aware of that.
Just because a woman is 52 doesnt mean she will look a bag of shit, I guarantee she will balloon up like someone pulled a ripcord on a dingy.

This is 51
(http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jm1.jpg)

She's looks like a Real Doll.

Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Primemuscle on September 26, 2012, 03:52:22 PM
are you talking about charlize?  you know that, in 15 years, she'll be 52 right?  ::)

So, what's your point?
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 26, 2012, 04:03:12 PM
So, what's your point?

In 15 years most getbiggers will be dead. Mostly from ODing
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Parker on September 26, 2012, 04:04:32 PM
Based on looks, Sofia Vergara for the win.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: Marty Champions on September 26, 2012, 04:25:23 PM
Sofa Viagra is the hottest bitch alive
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: bike nut on September 26, 2012, 04:35:48 PM
When you gained some life experience you will learn that the look is not the only thing that makes a woman attractive in fact that's one if the minor things and only spark your interest at first, how a woman carries herself laughs smiles humour intellect how she reacts on things and so forth makes the difference between a woman that you abuse in any form possible on a one night stand or somebody that you would like to stay with.

Charlize vs . Kardashians

You feel me ?

Hey Dr. Phil....ever consider that I'm not interested in having a second date with a woman?   ;D

Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: delta9mda on September 26, 2012, 08:59:49 PM
Yep one of the most gourgous woman goes for men with muscle right?


(http://www.shoera.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Charlize-Theron.jpeg)

it is not her bf











































Right... say what you want, this woman is awesome, smart, amazing looking and do.e.s.n.t give a shit what other say she should be doing.
Title: Re: Charlize Theron new boyfriend - this will kill you lol
Post by: True on September 27, 2012, 06:14:06 AM
I dont belive it.. Guy must be rich. Look at his fucking head! :-X

Oh well, at least I know Im bound to get a hot girl now when I just accumulate enough money... ::)