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Title: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 12:15:36 PM
I would kindly appreciate your counselling at this time uberman. What does it mean when a girl lies about how many partners they have been with. Is it them trying to impress you so they don't think u think they are to slutty. What does it mean. My insecure mind cannot think this is very srs.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: anabolichalo on December 06, 2012, 12:22:59 PM
haha this is what a teenager ponders about you fucking loser without a father


something like that he will say
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 12:25:45 PM
haha this is what a teenager ponders about you fucking loser without a father


something like that he will say

Ibknow that's why I need his counselling. I'll pay.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Dr OZ on December 06, 2012, 12:30:44 PM
I would kindly appreciate your counselling at this time uberman. What does it mean when a girl lies about how many partners they have been with. Is it them trying to impress you so they don't think u think they are to slutty. What does it mean. My insecure mind cannot think this is very srs.
Who cares fuck her and leave her.  8)
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 12:33:01 PM
Who cares fuck her and leave her.  8)

That's why I need uberman I have no farther. so I don't know how to act when this happens. Is it a big lie. Uberman help me plz
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: anabolichalo on December 06, 2012, 12:34:56 PM
That's why I need uberman I have no farther. so I don't know how to act when this happens. Is it a big lie. Uberman help me plz
you are doomed mate

the damage cannot be undone

you were raised by a single mom, and lacking a fathers guidance in the masculin tough world you did not get an education and took up mma, weightlifting, bodybuilding, to over compensate for your latent homosexuality


your only choice is to stay here on get big and get bullied by christians who are superior
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 12:37:54 PM
you are doomed mate

the damage cannot be undone

you were raised by a single mom, and lacking a fathers guidance in the masculin tough world you did not get an education and took up mma, weightlifting, bodybuilding, to over compensate for your latent homosexuality


your only choice is to stay here on get big and get bullied by christians who are superior


Lmao. Ok the rest arnt that bad of insults but the MMA part actually was hurtful. I am disgusted. I can't fake that I have ever never wore any sort of MMA shirt or watched any show
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 12:41:20 PM
Need more details.

Real question tho is why would You be interested in a girl who lies about the number of partners she got instead of being interested by other females with more stable backgrounds. Was your own mother a whore?
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 12:48:32 PM
I would kindly appreciate your counselling at this time uberman. What does it mean when a girl lies about how many partners they have been with. Is it them trying to impress you so they don't think u think they are to slutty. What does it mean. My insecure mind cannot think this is very srs.
How do you even know she is lying?
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 12:49:45 PM
Need more details.

Real question tho is why would You be interested in a girl who lies about the number of partners she got instead of being interested by other females with more stable backgrounds. Was your own mother a whore?

Not at all. I always look for girls like myself. Non drinkers mostly home body's. Even church girls they all turn out to be liars. Mostly always been with the quiet shy girls.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 12:51:10 PM
How do you even know she is lying?


She admitted.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 12:56:21 PM
Not at all. I always look for girls like myself. Non drinkers mostly home body's. Even church girls they all turn out to be liars. Mostly always been with the quiet shy girls.
Well if you re interested in her figure if what she s talking about is real or if it's bullshits to create herself a fake attitude. Lot of people lie all day long about who they are to look and sound tougher than they actually are. If it's real she probably needs help and will probably be a shitty gf, but if you keep her on a leash. If it's bullshit, then break her and her lies then take over. Talk, find the truth.

Look at her family background too. Most people simply reproduce what their parents/grandparents did, especially if these same parents grandparents willingly advise them to walk in their steps. You can change someone just like you can change yourself, to some extent, if you know what has to be changed for the better. No girl is "insecurity" free, you have to shape them the way you want them to be. Of course, you have to change them and yourself for the better, following God's words, and making sure your own soul is clean, making sure you re not yourself following bad advises or influences from people of your own entourage that might in fact be evil.
Most girls or women have insecurities that once you figure them, you can control and cure.


How old are both of you?
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 01:06:08 PM

U do know ur shit. I have always molded girls so I call it. I feel they have to maybe try super hard to impress me to be this perfect girl. Cause they know I am not promiscuous and I make that a huge point of my morals and values.

She however does come from a huge close family. Grandparents together at 18 n married same with her parents and no divorces very big loving family. Never dated a girl with such a normal family it's a surprise it's like the only family with no divorce in he world I feel. Ages 24.

[Uquote author=uberman link=topic=450651.msg6472522#msg6472522 date=1354827381]
Well if you re interested in her figure if what she s talking about is real or if it's bullshits to create herself a fake attitude. Lot of people lie all day long about who they are. If it's real she probably needs help and will probably be a shitty gf, but if you keep her on a leash. If it's bullshit, then break her and her lies then take over. Talk, find the truth.

Look at her family background too. Most people simply reproduce what their parents/grandparents did, especially if these same parents grandparents willingly advise them to walk in their steps. You can change someone just like you can change yourself, to some extent, if you know what has to be changed for the better. No girl is "insecurity" free, you have to shape them the way you want them to be. Of course, you have to change them and yourself for the better, following God's words, and making sure your own soul is clean, making sure you re not yourself following bad advises or influences from people of your own entourage that might in fact be evil.
Most girls or women have insecurities that once you figure them, you can control and cure.


How old are both of you?
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Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 01:13:59 PM
U do know ur shit. I have always molded girls so I call it. I feel they have to maybe try super hard to impress me to be this perfect girl. Cause they know I am not promiscuous and I make that a huge point of my morals and values.

She however does come from a huge close family. Grandparents together at 18 n married same with her parents and no divorces very big loving family. Never dated a girl with such a normal family it's a surprise it's like the only family with no divorce in he world I feel. Ages 24.



Coming from an apparently stable huge family doesnt mean it is not ridden by hidden sin like incests adulteries etc that are reproduced later by following generations subconsciously.


Btw most of your character isnt a clear conscious choice you made, but it's mostly predeterminated by your genes, it's embeded physically and chemically in your brain and body. You have values etc because your own parents had them , and so did your grandparents and so on. As a result you re just like them, you re the sum of their parts, their continuity.

The only way to destroy the bad roots in ourselves we inherited with the good roots from those who spawned us is spirituality, a filter to find out what you re made of and what is life creating from what is life threatening.  Among all spiritual beliefs developed by men, only one is the true one, that has a divine origin, isnt created by men. This is why all spiritualities fight each others but only one will remain ultimately. The wrong ones will disapear.

Not sure if i get that part right : did she lie by exagerating the number of people she s been with, or the oposite, telling you she had no experience when in fact you know for a fact she s been with several other men before?
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 01:18:02 PM
Coming from an apparently stable huge family doesnt mean it is not ridden by hidden sin like incests adulteries etc that are reproduced later by following generations subconsciously.

Not sure if i get that part right : did she lie by exagerating the number of people she s been with, or the oposite, telling you she had no experience when in fact you know for a fact she s been with several other men before?

Btw most of your character isnt a clear conscious choice you made, but it's mostly predeterminated by your genes, it's embeded physically and chemically in your brain and body. You have values etc because your own parents had them , and so did your grandparents and so on. As a result you re just like them, you re the sum of their parts, their continuity.

My dad was promiscuous. But I do have strong morals I feel I differ from my family. Never cheating always treat with respect. Now her. She lied and said I forget two. Which I just felt was a obv lie even for a quiet shy girl. Turned out to be four. No biggie. I have been with more but what stood out is what my friend said. If they can lie about something little they can later lie about something big. Is this a scare? She also told me she had some guy take advantage of her at a party she was drunk n blacked out. Later turns out she admits she was drunk but wasn't blacked out so was conscious. So why lie. She's never lied about anything present. Just her past.... Why? And what do I do. She truely is a good girl what I see.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 01:19:06 PM

She admitted.
Most likely she didn`t want to feel inadequate in that department due to insecurity.  Simple as that.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
My dad was promiscuous. But I do have strong morals I feel I differ from my family. Never cheating always treat with respect. Now her. She lied and said I forget two. Which I just felt was a obv lie even for a quiet shy girl. Turned out to be four. No biggie. I have been with more but what stood out is what my friend said. If they can lie about something little they can later lie about something big. Is this a scare? She also told me she had some guy take advantage of her at a party she was drunk n blacked out. Later turns out she admits she was drunk but wasn't blacked out so was conscious. So why lie. She's never lied about anything present. Just her past.... Why? And what do I do. She truely is a good girl what I see.
She is embarrassed.  Cut her some slack.  Don`t beat her with a past that is certainly ordinary and has nothing to do with you.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 01:25:36 PM
She is embarrassed.  Cut her some slack.  Don`t beat her with a past that is certainly ordinary and has nothing to do with you.

Well I'm mostly wondering if it's red flags I have been with many more but I'm worried about the lying aspect. thats why I wonderif it was just to impress me so I would think she is a good girl. Innocent I guess.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 01:27:22 PM
My dad was promiscuous. But I do have strong morals I feel I differ from my family. Never cheating always treat with respect. Now her. She lied and said I forget two. Which I just felt was a obv lie even for a quiet shy girl. Turned out to be four. No biggie. I have been with more but what stood out is what my friend said. If they can lie about something little they can later lie about something big. Is this a scare? She also told me she had some guy take advantage of her at a party she was drunk n blacked out. Later turns out she admits she was drunk but wasn't blacked out so was conscious. So why lie. She's never lied about anything present. Just her past.... Why? And what do I do. She truely is a good girl what I see.
Well if she lies that's because she wants to please you. We all make mistakes. If you want to make sure she s not going to do wrong with you, you have to be certain she admires and fears you genuinely, and keep her in check. Women are made to be faithful to men who have a strong heart...and a strong hand and cock. Most of the time you have to use heart and cock, very rarely should you have to slap her, but it might be required once or twice in a lifetime.
Again no woman genuinely respects a man who doesnt dominate her sexually, physically.
Make sure to break her and let her know how disgusted you are by her lies and past bad actions, try to find with her why she acted that way and make sure she understands why these were mistakes. Let her in the dark for a few days or weeks, then bone her. If in the meantime she s looking for other dudes you can forget her it means it was all an act again, and if she s desperate and submited, then get her back. (And bone her like there's no tomorow).
 

 You re probably a little different than your dad cause your mother told you the bad things he did caused you and her a lot of suferings, still his blood, genes, preprogrammations are in your own body and some real life situations can recall his own past choices in your own life. Again at this point, you better not listen to him, or "yourself", that "yourself" being teinted with his, but to God directly, as only God is above everything and can be unilateraly trusted.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Archer77 on December 06, 2012, 01:31:55 PM
Well if she lies that's because she want to please you. We all make mistakes. If you want to make sure she s not going to do wrong with you, you have to be certain she admires and fears you genuinely, and keep her in check. Women are made to be faithful to men who have a strong heart...and a strong hand and cock. Most of the time you have to use heart and cock, very rarely should you have to slap her, but it might be required once or twice in a lifetime.
Again no woman genuinely respects a man who doesnt dominate her sexually, physically.
Make sure to break her and let her know how disgusted you are by her lies and past bad actions, try to find with her why she acted that way and make sure she understands why these were mistakes. Let her in the dark for a few days or weeks, then bone her. If in the meantime she s looking for other dudes you can forget her it means it was all an act again, and if she s desperate and submited, then get her back.
 

 You re probably a little different than your dad cause your mother told you the bad things he did caused you and her a lot of suferings, still his blood, genes, preprogrammations are in your own body and some real life situations can recall his own past choices in your own life. Again at this point, you better not listen to him, or "yourself", that "yourself" being teinted with his, but to God directly, as only God is above everything and can be unilateraly trusted.

How do you tell the difference between hearing god and hallucinating?
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 01:32:33 PM
So she is a good girl it seems? Is it bad she fucked some guy at a party. N never talked to again. That confuses me a little. Every person I slept with I had seen myself with long term. I obv want someone with same values as me. I understand what ur saying. Hand cock but heart. I believe she fears me a lot is why she lied. What are other examples of a strong heart. And again the party part. Is that a girl for me. She just made a mistake?


Well if she lies that's because she want to please you. We all make mistakes. If you want to make sure she s not going to do wrong with you, you have to be certain she admires and fears you genuinely, and keep her in check. Women are made to be faithful to men who have a strong heart...and a strong hand and cock. Most of the time you have to use heart and cock, very rarely should you have to slap her, but it might be required once or twice in a lifetime.
Again no woman genuinely respects a man who doesnt dominate her sexually, physically.
Make sure to break her and let her know how disgusted you are by her lies and past bad actions, try to find with her why she acted that way and make sure she understands why these were mistakes. Let her in the dark for a few days or week, then bone her.
 

 You re probably a little different than your dad cause your mother told you the bad things he did caused you and her a lot of suferings, still his blood, genes, preprogrammations are in your own body and some real life situations can recall his own past choices in your own life. Again at this point, you better not listen to him, or "yourself", that "yourself" being teinted with his, but to God directly, as only God is above everything and can be unilateraly trusted.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 01:36:39 PM
So she is a good girl it seems? Is it bad she fucked some guy at a party. N never talked to again. That confuses me a little. Every person I slept with I had seen myself with long term. I obv want someone with same values as me. I understand what ur saying. Hand cock but heart. I believe she fears me a lot is why she lied. What are other examples of a strong heart. And again the party part. Is that a girl for me. She just made a mistake?


just ask her what are her goals in life. Compare with your own goals...see if she changes hers to fit yours... good news. If she doesnt well... she can go find someone else.
How many persons have You slept with btw?

How do you tell the difference between hearing god and hallucinating?
Define "hearing God".
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Post by: Palpatine Q on December 06, 2012, 01:37:09 PM
Well if she lies that's because she wants to please you. We all make mistakes. If you want to make sure she s not going to do wrong with you, you have to be certain she admires and fears you genuinely, and keep her in check. Women are made to be faithful to men who have a strong heart...and a strong hand and cock. Most of the time you have to use heart and cock, very rarely should you have to slap her, but it might be required once or twice in a lifetime.
Again no woman genuinely respects a man who doesnt dominate her sexually, physically.
Make sure to break her and let her know how disgusted you are by her lies and past bad actions, try to find with her why she acted that way and make sure she understands why these were mistakes. Let her in the dark for a few days or weeks, then bone her. If in the meantime she s looking for other dudes you can forget her it means it was all an act again, and if she s desperate and submited, then get her back. (And bone her like there's no tomorow).
 

 You re probably a little different than your dad cause your mother told you the bad things he did caused you and her a lot of suferings, still his blood, genes, preprogrammations are in your own body and some real life situations can recall his own past choices in your own life. Again at this point, you better not listen to him, or "yourself", that "yourself" being teinted with his, but to God directly, as only God is above everything and can be unilateraly trusted.

Insecurity 101....she was "wrong' to have sex with anyone who wasn't you, before she knew you existed.  ::)
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Post by: Raymondo on December 06, 2012, 01:39:15 PM
 :o ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 01:40:07 PM
Insecurity 101....she was "wrong' to have sex with anyone who wasn't you, before she knew you existed.  ::)

says the atheist dude in his 40s on steroids who abandonned a wife and daughter for a younger better looking woman. Do we really have to go that path again?

Obviously  OP is interested in my openly christian advices, not yours in the firstplace, hence asking Me questions, not you. Want to derail thread and confront your way of life with mine AGAIN when nobody asked you anything?
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 06, 2012, 01:45:28 PM
says the atheist dude in his 40s on steroids who abandonned a wife and daughter for a younger better looking woman. Do we really have to go that path again?

Obviously  OP is interested in my openly christian advices, not yours in the firstplace, hence asking Me, not you. Want to derail thread and confront your way of lie with mine AGAIN when nobody asked you anything?

LOL....still trying to hurt my feelings with that nonsense, are we...I see your throwing "atheist" in there now too...hahahahaaaaa  ::)

what part of Christianity is it that you wish that an Earthquake levels a building with thousands of innocent people inside ?...I can't seem to find that in my bible.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Mjolnir on December 06, 2012, 01:46:55 PM
Hahahaha Uberman being trolled in this thread and is yet to realise it.  Hey Uberman, do you really think anyone cares what you think or takes you seriously? haha
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Post by: B_B_C on December 06, 2012, 01:47:23 PM
Quote from: uberman link=topic=450651.date=1354829799
just ask her what are her goals in life. Compare with your own goals...see if she changes hers to fit yours... good news. If she doesnt well... she can go find someone else.
How many persons have You slept with btw?
Define "hearing God".

you sound afraid of women
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 01:49:03 PM
says the atheist dude in his 40s on steroids who abandonned a wife and daughter for a younger better looking woman. Do we really have to go that path again?

Obviously  OP is interested in my openly christian advices, not yours in the firstplace, hence asking Me questions, not you. Want to derail thread and confront your way of life with mine AGAIN when nobody asked you anything?

I read a lot that's how I spend most my time. And u maybe harsh. But you really do understand the human mind and people how they act all of it. I can honestly admit u know your stuff
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 06, 2012, 01:50:53 PM
you sound afraid of women

Terrified...LOL

he wants them to say "sorry" if they were ever with anyone else before they met you...hahahahaahaaaaa.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Raymondo on December 06, 2012, 01:51:16 PM
I read a lot that's how I spend most my time. And u maybe harsh. But you really do understand the human mind and people how they act all of it. I can honestly admit u know your stuff

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/681/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Marty Champions on December 06, 2012, 01:51:51 PM
leave a massive pyramid shit in the toiler to win her over brotha
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Raymondo on December 06, 2012, 01:52:34 PM
Terrified...LOL

he wants them to say "sorry" if they were ever with anyone else before they met you...hahahahaahaaaaa.


Just like Muslims, who uberman hates.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Raymondo on December 06, 2012, 01:54:57 PM
says the atheist dude in his 40s on steroids who abandonned a wife and daughter for a younger better looking woman. Do we really have to go that path again?

Obviously  OP is interested in my openly christian advices, not yours in the firstplace, hence asking Me questions, not you. Want to derail thread and confront your way of life with mine AGAIN when nobody asked you anything?

Yes, you're ecstatic that someone finally asked you for advice on the open forums, you're cumming bucketloads.

Your life, LOL, last year you told everyone you struggle as a psychology/theology student working part time in a food factory whereas this year you bought a house and paid for it in full  ::)

If you have an enema there will be nothing left of you, that's how full of shit you are.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: B_B_C on December 06, 2012, 01:57:23 PM
Quote from: uberman link=topic=450651.date=1354830007

Obviously  OP is interested in my openly christian advices?

are you a follower of Christ?
Do you believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ?
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 01:59:35 PM
just ask her what are her goals in life. Compare with your own goals...see if she changes hers to fit yours... good news. If she doesnt well... she can go find someone else.
How many persons have You slept with btw?
Define "hearing God".


We have been together eight months. She has completely become me. Her goals are mine . We want exact same things. We alrdy were much alike at start Han she did change right to what I wanted.

I am not like most guys I am honestly embarrassed about the number of women I have been with n don't want to fully say. But even the first girl I slept with we alrdy had said I love u and we had wanted it to be long term. I always seen every girl as a life long thing. O wouldn't give a girl time of day unless she wanted what I did. Was a good girl. Than when she seemed fit I would make it srs and we would be lovers.  But none of them lasted. Some I know now felt I was to good for them so they lied there asses off about who they were to keep me till they had to admit they didn't want same things. So its been over ten girls ill just say that. Some were I guess kiddie love in my 17 and up era. But I have always wanted one women truely devoted to each other. Never once had the mind frame of my friends. Go to bars n bed every girl u can. I love sex but it's only good when your completely passionate about the other person I feel.

If it matters I am overly sexually. Strictly with one women. No threesome crap no porno watching like some dudes need to wary a porn to fuck there girl. Every girl I have been with has went from normal sex drive to my sex drive. Some I could tell wernt as into later on. Some absolutely wanted it just as much as me as I always made sure they were pleased.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on December 06, 2012, 02:00:46 PM
are you a follower of Christ?
Do you believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ?

Yes, just last week he wished that a building filled with thousands of innocent families get leveled in an earthquake...That's John:26 or some shit, right?  :D
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Post by: Archer77 on December 06, 2012, 02:01:56 PM
Yes, just last week he wished that a building filled with thousands of innocent families get leveled in an earthquake...That's John:26 or some shit, right?  :D


John 8.5
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: BILL ANVIL on December 06, 2012, 02:05:19 PM
lol asking a depressed confused emo in his 20's about advice about 'women'
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 02:07:48 PM
says the atheist dude in his 40s on steroids who abandonned a wife and daughter for a younger better looking woman. Do we really have to go that path again?

Obviously  OP is interested in my openly christian advices, not yours in the firstplace, hence asking Me questions, not you. Want to derail thread and confront your way of life with mine AGAIN when nobody asked you anything?
Christian Advice?

At best Jesus was either a homosexual or an asexual Eunuch.   I don`t think Christianity applies here chief.
Title: Re: uberman need your amazing mind and thoughts of this topic.
Post by: Archer77 on December 06, 2012, 02:11:05 PM
Christian Advice?

At best Jesus was either a homosexual or an asexual Eunuch.   I don`t think Christianity applies here chief.


I think you're wrong on this one, TA.  I get all my advices on sex from an eighty- something year old virgin(kiddy fiddling doesnt count)who wears a funny hat.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on December 06, 2012, 02:12:16 PM
lol asking a depressed confused emo in his 20's about advice about 'women'

30's, works in a factory, no woman, no children.

Just the guy who should be spreading around advice on women and how to raise a family. I think I'll start calling him Oprah
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Post by: Wiggs on December 06, 2012, 02:12:57 PM
Well if she lies that's because she wants to please you. We all make mistakes. If you want to make sure she s not going to do wrong with you, you have to be certain she admires and fears you genuinely, and keep her in check. Women are made to be faithful to men who have a strong heart...and a strong hand and cock. Most of the time you have to use heart and cock, very rarely should you have to slap her, but it might be required once or twice in a lifetime.
Again no woman genuinely respects a man who doesnt dominate her sexually, physically.
Make sure to break her and let her know how disgusted you are by her lies and past bad actions, try to find with her why she acted that way and make sure she understands why these were mistakes. Let her in the dark for a few days or weeks, then bone her. If in the meantime she s looking for other dudes you can forget her it means it was all an act again, and if she s desperate and submited, then get her back. (And bone her like there's no tomorow).
 

 You re probably a little different than your dad cause your mother told you the bad things he did caused you and her a lot of suferings, still his blood, genes, preprogrammations are in your own body and some real life situations can recall his own past choices in your own life. Again at this point, you better not listen to him, or "yourself", that "yourself" being teinted with his, but to God directly, as only God is above everything and can be unilateraly trusted.

lol. I love this guy.
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Post by: lyquid on December 06, 2012, 02:14:05 PM
Well rest of u chime in. I like to hear every point of view see all the opinions. I do like uberman cause he adds some extra to it. Such as about there family and things I wouldn't think of on my own or just opens the eyes a little bit.
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Post by: Raymondo on December 06, 2012, 02:15:59 PM
Well rest of u chime in. I like to hear every point of view see all the opinions. I do like uberman cause he adds some extra to it. Such as about there family and things I wouldn't think of on my own or just opens the eyes a little bit.

Mate uberman is an air-guitarist if you can't see that you can't see shit
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Post by: _bruce_ on December 06, 2012, 02:20:01 PM
leave a massive pyramid shit in the toiler to win her over brotha

Nasser's dating ritual.
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Post by: Marty Champions on December 06, 2012, 02:23:24 PM
uberman="something of a legend"
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Post by: Parker on December 06, 2012, 02:24:35 PM
Christian Advice?

At best Jesus was either a homosexual or an asexual Eunuch.   I don`t think Christianity applies here chief.
please, Jesus was deep in some Mary Magdalene cooter. People want to romanticize that Jesus was "beyond" sex, and was some asexual dude---it's a way of assigning sex as something dirty (which Christian, Muslims, and Hebrews alike tend to think) and raising him above such earthly desires and actions. Thus, putting him above mere mortals.
He was a man and had desires like most men. Artists like drawing him as some limp-wristed, doe eyed man that would flinch before you hit him.
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Post by: el numero uno on December 06, 2012, 02:28:36 PM
Need more details.

Real question tho is why would You be interested in a girl who lies about the number of partners she got instead of being interested by other females with more stable backgrounds. Was your own mother a whore?

Hahaha!
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Post by: che on December 06, 2012, 02:33:47 PM
Hahahaha Uberman being trolled in this thread and is yet to realise it.  Hey Uberman, do you really think anyone cares what you think or takes you seriously? haha

Haha QFT







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Post by: NotSure on December 06, 2012, 03:00:35 PM
30's, works in a factory, no woman, no children.

Just the guy who should be spreading around advice on women and how to raise a family. I think I'll start calling him Oprah
Brothers and sisters, fathers and sons... blib blah blah. I wonder if his father was a bitter, poor, and single unbearable wretch. Uberman had to have been spawned on this Earth some how. Clearly has some major mommy issues. You'd think he was a crack baby that was abandoned by a whore of a mother and left to a bitter father who raised him single handily.
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 03:01:49 PM
Brothers and sisters, fathers and sons... blib blah blah. I wonder if his father was a bitter, poor, and single unbearable wretch. Uberman had to have been spawned on this Earth some how. Clearly has some major mommy issues. You'd think he was a crack baby that was abandoned by a whore of a mother and left to a bitter father who raised him single handily.
I know for a fact he grew up in a severely broken home.
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Post by: NotSure on December 06, 2012, 03:07:41 PM
I know for a fact he grew up in a severely broken home.
By the Eternal! There is no other explanation for this miserable wretch. Clearly he had some unpleasant experiences growing up.
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Post by: Twaddle on December 06, 2012, 04:06:24 PM
I know for a fact he grew up in a severely broken home.

How do you know for fact?  What's your evidence good sir?   :D
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 04:09:08 PM
How do you know for fact?  What's your evidence good sir?   :D
Buried in my Private Messages.
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Post by: Twaddle on December 06, 2012, 04:11:05 PM
Buried in my Private Messages.

Your private messages proved to you that Uberman came from a broken home?   :D
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Post by: goomba420 on December 06, 2012, 04:48:08 PM
I find it funny that a loser Frenchman that dispenses advice over an internet bodybuilding forum expects people to take him seriously. lol! Where's your TV show, oh great one? This is a bodybuilding board based in the USA - take your stubborn Frenchie ass someplace else, I don't believe that a single person here actually takes you seriously. I mean it - every post of yours is met with criticism. Why bother?

You may consider yourself 'right' in your own deluded world, but everybody else on here, and I mean EVERYBODY finds your advice to be not only inaccurate, but reeking of mental illness. Nobody here likes you. Take a fucking hint and get lost. You are just a troll at this point.
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 05:15:59 PM
Your private messages proved to you that Uberman came from a broken home?   :D
No, but I have credible information from someone that knows him.  I don`t care to post it as I promised the individual that I would not.
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Post by: da_vinci on December 06, 2012, 05:25:49 PM
Good answers actually. Aside the "god" related stuff, but overall - good.

Uberman> Would you take a female "back" after she ruined everything some years ago (out of immaturity and young age, no "cheating" or other similar stuff.. just plain lack of a stable mind-state) and how'd gp about it if that's the case?
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Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 05:27:36 PM
No, but I have credible information from someone that knows him.  I don`t care to post it as I promised the individual that I would not.
lol. Going to post another picture of someone who isnt me? On a side note i never spoke to anyone on here in private. The fuck are you babbling about again, nobody "knows me" on here. What a loser, pulling shit out of your ass as usual.

BTW "I have credible information from someone that knows you", and he said you were an unemployed homo who lives off his gf work and randomly fuck his stupid ugly dogs when she s not there.

I know for a fact he grew up in a severely broken home.
Wow! that's a scoop, as if nobody knew it  alrdy. What are the next scoops? I own my home, Am a father, have a gym in my basement, study psychology and ethology and work in a plant part time? I'm from france? I moved to Canada? Wow! amazing, except I told people about it on here years ago.  There is simply nothing else to say cause I never told anyone more than this, looks like you re going to have to be quite creative now huh ::)
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Post by: haider on December 06, 2012, 05:28:29 PM
No, but I have credible information from someone that knows him.  I don`t care to post it as I promised the individual that I would not.
uberman's demise could not come soon enough. do it for the board!
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 05:37:49 PM
uberman's demise could not come soon enough. do it for the board!
He is completely melting now. 
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Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 05:39:08 PM
He is completely melting now.  
Ha ha, you wish. BTW adam abeless , how is caroline gresham doing? You know, the woman who pays the bills for you while you stay at home doing nothing cause you re a pseudo intellectual closet homo?

So who's completely melting now?
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 05:46:34 PM
Ha ha, you wish. BTW adam abeless , how is caroline gresham doing? You know, the woman who pays the bills for you while you stay at home doing nothing cause you re a pseudo intellectual closet homo?

So who's completely melting now?
You are. 
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Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 05:50:30 PM

We have been together eight months. She has completely become me. Her goals are mine . We want exact same things. We alrdy were much alike at start Han she did change right to what I wanted.

I am not like most guys I am honestly embarrassed about the number of women I have been with n don't want to fully say. But even the first girl I slept with we alrdy had said I love u and we had wanted it to be long term. I always seen every girl as a life long thing. O wouldn't give a girl time of day unless she wanted what I did. Was a good girl. Than when she seemed fit I would make it srs and we would be lovers.  But none of them lasted. Some I know now felt I was to good for them so they lied there asses off about who they were to keep me till they had to admit they didn't want same things. So its been over ten girls ill just say that. Some were I guess kiddie love in my 17 and up era. But I have always wanted one women truely devoted to each other. Never once had the mind frame of my friends. Go to bars n bed every girl u can. I love sex but it's only good when your completely passionate about the other person I feel.

If it matters I am overly sexually. Strictly with one women. No threesome crap no porno watching like some dudes need to wary a porn to fuck there girl. Every girl I have been with has went from normal sex drive to my sex drive. Some I could tell wernt as into later on. Some absolutely wanted it just as much as me as I always made sure they were pleased.
It is not normal to go from a woman to another so often. The normal process is to come from a stable family with stable parents, meet a girl during adolescence, fall in love with her while she naturally falls in love with you, not have sex until marriage, marry and have kids. You are probably deeply influenced by your father / own parents experience, which are bad, unstable experiences.
Both you and her should read the Bible entirely first and foremost. If you re both submitted to God and Life then everything should go fine. You have some similar traits, but the cement that allows a couple to go thru life while bettering each others and offspring is a completely shared Faith.
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Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 05:53:51 PM
You are.  
You have always been a clown, from day one, and you always hated me cause I exposed you for who you truly are while other gullible morons thought you were some sort of internet smartass. Since then you ve always been jealous of me. That pretty sums it all there is to know.
Now go cook a fabulous meal for the stupid fugly poor girl you ...MARRIED, ADAM, the self proclaimed ...ATHEIST.  "Haha, oh man."

BTW, for a self proclaimed person of "superior intellect", you sure didnt figure that letting people know both you and your whore real names wasnt a very smart idea it seems. I bet you two morons cant even use your real life names on the internet anymore of fear a getbig member might randomly  launch a simple google search with them one day and find all your private informations in a second then own your pathetic ass again. I'm sure you must have found a heavily thought lie to suggest your dogfaced girl she shouldnt use her real name on the internet  without telling her the real reason why she cant, because you re simply a dumbass.

A clown attempting to sound smart, that's all you are and always been.
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 05:54:53 PM
You have always been a clown, from day one, and you always hated be cause I exposed you for who you truly are while other gullible morons thought you were some sort of internet smartass. Since then you ve always been jealous of me. That pretty sums it all there is to know.
Now go cook a fabulous meal for your stupid fugly WIFE , ADAM, the self proclaimed ...atheist.

I will put the lovely Jezebelle against your hog waste of a wife any day.  Got any pics?   ;)
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Post by: Natural Man on December 06, 2012, 05:55:39 PM
I will put the lovely Jezebelle against your hog waste of a wife any day.  Got any pics?   ;)

(http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/7236163.jpg)

Haha. "He is completely melting now".  
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Post by: Twaddle on December 06, 2012, 06:03:52 PM
I will put the lovely Jezebelle against your hog waste of a wife any day.  Got any pics?   ;)

I thought your wifes name was Caroline?   ???
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 06:08:37 PM
(http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/7236163.jpg)

Haha. "He is completely melting now".  
Adjectives such as Short and obese come to mind, don`t they.  :-X
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Post by: che on December 06, 2012, 06:11:14 PM
I will put the lovely Jezebelle against your hog waste of a wife any day.  Got any pics?   ;)

Haha , Adonis destroying Ubergay .
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Post by: Shockwave on December 06, 2012, 06:25:35 PM

Make sure to break her and let her know how disgusted you are by her lies and past bad actions, try to find with her why she acted that way and make sure she understands why these were mistakes. Let her in the dark for a few days or weeks, then bone her.
Holy wtf dude? Break her? Tell her how disgusted you are by her past sex life? Jesus Christ dude......
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Post by: Palpatine Q on December 06, 2012, 06:42:53 PM
Holy wtf dude? Break her? Tell her how disgusted you are by her past sex life? Jesus Christ dude......

That's BRUTAL sexual insecurity right there. Uberman can jump up and down until his head explodes, that's straight up fact.
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Post by: NotSure on December 06, 2012, 06:44:29 PM
Adjectives such as Short and obese come to mind, don`t they.  :-X
Is he the stereotypical skinny guy with morbidly obese wife?
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Post by: NotSure on December 06, 2012, 06:46:54 PM
That's BRUTAL sexual insecurity right there. Uberman can jump up and down until his head explodes, that's straight up fact.
Perhaps LubeYourMan is just a bitter guy with homosexual tendencies? Reminds me of the 14 year old virgin that gets butt hurt that every girl has lost her virginity by 14-16 and assumes a black man has been inside every white woman.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on December 06, 2012, 06:50:43 PM
Perhaps LubeYourMan is just a bitter guy with homosexual tendencies? Reminds me of the 14 year old virgin that gets butt hurt that every girl has lost her virginity by 14-16 and assumes a black man has been inside every white woman.



"did you...did you...suck his dick too??..waaaaaaaah!!!!!"  :'(


"you fucking SLUT  >:("    ::)

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Post by: NotSure on December 06, 2012, 06:54:39 PM

"did you...did you...suck his dick too??..waaaaaaaah!!!!!"  :'(


"you fucking SLUT  >:("    ::)


Exactly... The sad part about that is if that type of behavior carries on to adulthood it usually develops into some kind of cuckold fetish.
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Post by: cephissus on December 06, 2012, 07:09:59 PM
uberman="something of a legend"

qft

uberman is a learned fellow with a great home gym.

by the way, where did he say having sex with someone else was a mistake?  the way i read that post, the mistake was getting blacked out and fucked at a party, lying about it, etc.
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Post by: flinstones1 on December 06, 2012, 07:17:00 PM
So she is a good girl it seems? Is it bad she fucked some guy at a party. N never talked to again. That confuses me a little. Every person I slept with I had seen myself with long term. I obv want someone with same values as me. I understand what ur saying. Hand cock but heart. I believe she fears me a lot is why she lied. What are other examples of a strong heart. And again the party part. Is that a girl for me. She just made a mistake?



 you sound like an  good dude who wants a serious relationship??? why put so much into this bitch bro? Your really gonna tell this girl you love her 3 months down the road while some dude had her bent over a couch and didnt even remember her name? fuck that bro.....
also there is a very good chance she might be trying to make you jealous and may be testing you
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Post by: Palpatine Q on December 06, 2012, 07:19:04 PM
qft

uberman is a learned fellow with a great home gym.

by the way, where did he say having sex with someone else was a mistake?  the way i read that post, the mistake was getting blacked out and fucked at a party, lying about it, etc.

she said she wasn't blacked out, and she told him about it. and he said "past mistakes" ....as in plural, as in being with someone else is somehow wrong.

Like Adonis said, beating up someone over their past is childish, and very insecure. people who do that are obviously threatened sexually
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Post by: flinstones1 on December 06, 2012, 07:28:00 PM
It is not normal to go from a woman to another so often. The normal process is to come from a stable family with stable parents, meet a girl during adolescence, fall in love with her while she naturally falls in love with you, not have sex until marriage, marry and have kids. You are probably deeply influenced by your father / own parents experience, which are bad, unstable experiences.
Both you and her should read the Bible entirely first and foremost. If you re both submitted to God and Life then everything should go fine. You have some similar traits, but the cement that allows a couple to go thru life while bettering each others and offspring is a completely shared Faith.

if you believe in fairy tales.
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Post by: Howard on December 06, 2012, 08:05:42 PM
Need more details.

Real question tho is why would You be interested in a girl who lies about the number of partners she got instead of being interested by other females with more stable backgrounds. Was your own mother a whore?

My concern isn't how man guys nailed her poontang, it is how many plowed her up the bunghole.
I used pussy is one thing but she is useless with a loose fartlocker.
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Post by: Wiggs on December 06, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
My concern isn't how man guys nailed her poontang, it is how many plowed her up the bunghole.
I used pussy is one thing but she is useless with a loose fartlocker.

lol. you filthy deviant.
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Post by: B_B_C on December 07, 2012, 05:15:21 AM
Both you and her should read the Bible entirely first and foremost. If you re both submitted to God and Life then everything should go fine. You have some similar traits, but the cement that allows a couple to go thru life while bettering each others and offspring is a completely shared Faith.

I asked you this a few times but you may not have seen the postings so Iwill ask again:

 
Are you a follower of Christ Christ?
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Post by: True on December 07, 2012, 05:34:40 AM
Well if you re interested in her figure if what she s talking about is real or if it's bullshits to create herself a fake attitude. Lot of people lie all day long about who they are to look and sound tougher than they actually are. If it's real she probably needs help and will probably be a shitty gf, but if you keep her on a leash. If it's bullshit, then break her and her lies then take over. Talk, find the truth.

Look at her family background too. Most people simply reproduce what their parents/grandparents did, especially if these same parents grandparents willingly advise them to walk in their steps. You can change someone just like you can change yourself, to some extent, if you know what has to be changed for the better. No girl is "insecurity" free, you have to shape them the way you want them to be. Of course, you have to change them and yourself for the better, following God's words, and making sure your own soul is clean, making sure you re not yourself following bad advises or influences from people of your own entourage that might in fact be evil.
Most girls or women have insecurities that once you figure them, you can control and cure.


How old are both of you?

Good post Uberman. I completely agree, especially the part with shaping women. Ive got to known this girl who has been in two long relationships where she both got beaten and abused, and even her ex has threatned her with a shotgun several times. In fact it just happened a couple of weeks ago. Her ex also forced her to use ephedrine in order to lose more weight along with hard training every day and bad diet which of course has made her way thinner than she should be. She past out on the mill one day and fractured a hole in her head in the process so she had to go to the hospital. Ive tried to do everything I can to get her back on the right path, and she has listened to everything Ive said. They are easy to influence, but at least I influence them in the right way in order to make their lifes better, not worse. Girl is cute and fine as hell, but this thing with her ex and the fact that she has a kid with him as well, makes me not want to keep in touch with her anymore. This fucking bastard went to jail for only 2 weeks after threatning her life with a gun for over 1 hour, swearing he would kill her and hes other ex when he gets back out. Well now hes out, and he is allready talking about having his kid back in 10 days, like wtf!? This drug abusive moron should be relived of all custody of his child and stay the hell away. Why he isnt serving years in prison after all the shit hes done is beyond my comprehension, but then again thats the beauty of living in NORWAY, the most gulliable and stupid country in the world where criminals can have all the fun they want, and nothing happens to them.

Now watch this bastard end up killing a girl I really liked for a moment, and then have to serve maybe 1-2 years max for it... Its only a matter of time, literally.