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Title: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on December 06, 2012, 06:38:01 PM
Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Knooger on December 06, 2012, 06:44:08 PM
Do you work your calves on the bible?  ???
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: SF1900 on December 06, 2012, 06:45:31 PM
(http://www.thomasverbeek.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/super-cool-story-bro.png)
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Danjo on December 06, 2012, 06:51:38 PM
Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.
Good man.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on December 06, 2012, 07:12:18 PM
A Bible and a Barbell is all I need.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Knooger on December 06, 2012, 07:13:13 PM
A Bible and a Barbell is all I need.

What about creatine and whey protein?
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: MB on December 06, 2012, 07:14:43 PM
What about creatine and whey protein?
Lex is more of a liver tabs and whole milk guy.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on December 06, 2012, 07:18:39 PM
Lex is more of a liver tabs and whole milk guy.
20 breathing squats and a gallon of milk a day has turned many a scrawny wimp into magnificent examples of muscular manhood.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: haider on December 06, 2012, 07:23:02 PM
Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.
what's your favorite passage?

keep it bodybuilding related
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Howard on December 06, 2012, 08:13:56 PM
20 breathing squats and a gallon of milk a day has turned many a scrawny wimp into magnificent examples of muscular manhood.

Sounds like advice they give down at the local bathhouse on Castro St in San Fran
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on December 06, 2012, 08:17:26 PM
Sounds like advice they give down at the local bathhouse on Castro St in San Fran
You're as queer as a three dollar bill and about as dumb as a pile of rocks.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Howard on December 06, 2012, 08:24:10 PM
You're as queer as a three dollar bill and about as dumb as a pile of rocks.

If I had a dollar for every 3 dollar bill joke I thought was funny, I wouldn't have any $$
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: kh300 on December 06, 2012, 09:06:06 PM
Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.

aint nobody ever get in no trouble using such things
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on December 07, 2012, 08:32:21 AM
what's your favorite passage?

keep it bodybuilding related

Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it. Every athlete exercises self-control in all things. They do it to receive a perishable wreath, but we an imperishable. So I do not run aimlessly; I do not box as one beating the air. But I discipline my body and keep it under control, lest after preaching to others I myself should be disqualified

1 Corinthians 9:24-27
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Nails on December 07, 2012, 08:36:23 AM
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Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Purge_WTF on December 07, 2012, 08:39:07 AM
Christian lifter here.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Wiggs on December 07, 2012, 08:44:46 AM
Christians need to come out of the wood-works and represent. Stop hiding.

Mark 16:15-16

And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.

Matthew 24:10-20

And then many will fall away and betray one another and hate one another. And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray. And because lawlessness will be increased, the love of many will grow cold. But the one who endures to the end will be saved. And this gospel of the kingdom will be proclaimed throughout the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come. ...
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Man of Steel on December 07, 2012, 08:53:44 AM
A bible and a barbell and that's all I need...



 :D
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on January 09, 2013, 11:52:26 AM
aint nobody ever get in no trouble using such things
Yes and at Judgement Day when us Christians are given perfect bodies, I'm still gonna reach for my old York Bar-bell.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: tommywishbone on January 09, 2013, 11:54:01 AM
Hail Satan!
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: gracie bjj on January 09, 2013, 12:25:55 PM
the devil must repent
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Mitch on January 09, 2013, 01:01:15 PM
Your mom and a samich is all I need.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: gym**rat on January 09, 2013, 01:13:31 PM
"The power of Christ compells you."

(http://cdn.blu-raydefinition.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/BDDefinition-Exorcist-7-1080.jpg?d9c344)

Sorry, couldn't resist.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: _bruce_ on January 09, 2013, 01:16:15 PM
Get an interlinear version - hebrew, (greek), english.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 09, 2013, 01:23:06 PM
What about creatine and whey protein?
The bible is very good, because of the many pages and the thin paper. It meant a lot to me when I started creatine in high doses. I think I used the whole gospel of Matthew on the toilet.
The bible rocks !!!  (as toilet paper that is.., otherwise you could use it to light the fireplace)
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on January 09, 2013, 02:36:09 PM
The bible is very good, because of the many pages and the thin paper. It meant a lot to me when I started creatine in high doses. I think I used the whole gospel of Matthew on the toilet.
The bible rocks !!!  (as toilet paper that is.., otherwise you could use it to light the fireplace)
Do you even work out?
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Jon Harridan on January 09, 2013, 02:54:08 PM
Everyone should have a copy of the Holy Bible to read.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 10, 2013, 12:41:15 PM
Everyone should have a copy of the Holy Bible to asswipe.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: snx on January 10, 2013, 12:54:35 PM
I wonder what Jesus would have chosen if he went on a cycle.

I picture him as wanting to avoid the temptations that hard androgens have on the mind. Test can turn a eunuch into Dan Fielding. So he'd be more of a decca and trenbolone guy, stacked with a bit of GH (to combat all those extra carbs from the bread he was making out of thin air).

Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Robert Zuver on January 10, 2013, 03:11:25 PM
Do you even work out?

Lex
You and I know one day Dr Douch will stand before god and plead for his salvation. He will not be funny, it will not be fun. He will then know what a fool he really was. God Bless you my friend.
RZ
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: _bruce_ on January 10, 2013, 03:21:17 PM


You're quite the clever one.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 11, 2013, 12:18:53 PM
Lex
You and I know one day Dr Douch will stand before god and plead for his salvation. He will not be funny, it will not be fun. He will then know what a fool he really was. God Bless you my friend.
RZ

"Robert Zuver"... ???
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 11, 2013, 12:23:16 PM
I wonder what Jesus would have chosen if he went on a cycle.

I picture him as wanting to avoid the temptations that hard androgens have on the mind. Test can turn a eunuch into Dan Fielding. So he'd be more of a decca and trenbolone guy, stacked with a bit of GH (to combat all those extra carbs from the bread he was making out of thin air).


Jesus ended his workout with a longlasting lat stretch...
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on December 27, 2013, 03:48:18 PM
A lot of fools coming out here who will be in Hell.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Wiggs on December 27, 2013, 03:52:26 PM
A bible and a barbell.

 8)
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: shrek on December 27, 2013, 04:08:15 PM
You're as queer as a three dollar bill and about as dumb as a pile of rocks.
did you learn to judge in this manor from that bible
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on December 27, 2013, 04:49:26 PM
did you learn to judge in this manor from that bible
Learn how spell, knucklehead
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Straw Man on December 27, 2013, 04:59:49 PM
Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it. Every athlete exercises self-control in all things. They do it to receive a perishable wreath, but we an imperishable. So I do not run aimlessly; I do not box as one beating the air. But I discipline my body and keep it under control, lest after preaching to others I myself should be disqualified

1 Corinthians 9:24-27

can you summarize what this is supposed to mean

Also, can you tell me the name of the person who wrote it?

Also, what language what it originally written in (did they really use the word "athlete"?)
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: The Scott on December 27, 2013, 05:07:08 PM
20 breathing squats and a gallon of milk a day has turned many a scrawny wimp into magnificent examples of muscular manhood.

True.  I can attest to the effectiveness of that program.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 27, 2013, 10:44:51 PM
Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.

Must piss U off, but weight lifting (stone lifting) is much-much older than king jim  & clubbing (smashing each others heads) is still
the oldest 'sport'.
Iron Age period is not that old  ;D, who is the man upstairs  ???
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: gatorr on December 28, 2013, 03:07:35 AM
Please all of you go back into hiding
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: jon cole on December 28, 2013, 03:25:06 AM
Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it. Every athlete exercises self-control in all things. They do it to receive a perishable wreath, but we an imperishable. So I do not run aimlessly; I do not box as one beating the air. But I discipline my body and keep it under control, lest after preaching to others I myself should be disqualified

1 Corinthians 9:24-27


my favorite too !
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Rascal full on December 28, 2013, 03:41:00 AM
Sanctimonious bible bashers are one of my pet hates. Believe what you want but don't inflict your shit on me.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 28, 2013, 04:51:48 AM
Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.
you are a boring gimmic...no offence
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Automation on June 01, 2014, 12:13:17 AM
These fuckers need to be TO'd

Hail Satan!
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Automation on June 01, 2014, 12:22:59 AM
^^^^
LOL at this ladyboy trying to be edgy by saying hail satan. Probably 88% bodyfat lolling in front of the computer stuffing his face with snacks. Fail.

Hail snacks!
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Hulkotron on June 01, 2014, 04:30:50 AM
Pray

Lift weights

Take it in the ass
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: AmonRa on June 01, 2014, 06:58:39 AM
Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.

King James was a mason. His bible is full with flaws.This is not the real bible.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 01, 2014, 07:12:00 AM
Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.

Too bad you also need Getbig for trolling...
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Schnauzer on June 01, 2014, 09:13:57 AM
What's the difference between the Bible and a barbell?



The barbell is real.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 01, 2014, 09:25:17 AM
Those that are called to Christ will be saved. There is nothing you can do about those that Christ doesn't claim for Himself and The Father. Those individuals are the chafe. They will burn in Hell.



 :)

Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Primary Captain on June 01, 2014, 09:40:29 AM
:)


Hey look everyone,  it's the pedophile-queer Dropping Turds! Fucking scumbag baby rapist.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 01, 2014, 09:42:56 AM
Hey look everyone,  it's the pedophile-queer Dropping Turds! Fucking scumbag baby rapist.

Hi broken record player, you need a fix and a better gimmick
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Primary Captain on June 01, 2014, 09:44:55 AM
Hi broken record player, you need a fix and a better gimmick
Hey pedophile baby rapist, don't address me you fucking scumbag.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: thebrink on June 01, 2014, 11:27:40 AM
Do you work your calves on the bible?  ???

Hahaha can you imagine the looks you'd get
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Simple Simon on June 01, 2014, 11:28:41 AM
Hey look everyone,  it's the pedophile-queer Dropping Turds! Fucking scumbag baby rapist.
Youre trying way too hard.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Primary Captain on June 01, 2014, 11:32:32 AM
Youre trying way too hard.
Is that right? Coming from one of the most despised losers on here I should be concerned?  How many screen names do you have in time out? Ok. You can die now.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 01, 2014, 12:09:45 PM
Hey pedophile baby rapist, don't address me you fucking scumbag.

Your opinion isn't relevant, premature cocktrain
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Simple Simon on June 01, 2014, 12:47:01 PM
Is that right? Coming from one of the most despised losers on here I should be concerned?  How many screen names do you have in time out? Ok. You can die now.

If one of the most despised losers can best you time and time again without resorting to histrionics and vulgarity then what hope with you with anyone else?
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Primary Captain on June 01, 2014, 01:30:19 PM
Your opinion isn't relevant, premature cocktrain
Not opinion. Fact. Don't address me again pedophile. Die now.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Primary Captain on June 01, 2014, 01:31:33 PM
If one of the most despised losers can best you time and time again without resorting to histrionics and vulgarity then what hope with you with anyone else?
You've been owned time and time again. Nobody likes you. Myself included.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 01, 2014, 01:31:58 PM
Not opinion. Fact. Don't address me again pedophile. Die now.

Meltdown
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 02, 2014, 12:52:48 AM
I dont need a bible to lift.  :o
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 02, 2014, 01:09:51 AM
I dont need a bible to lift.  :o

It gives you extra ROM during deads & rows, and you can wipe your ass with its thin paper.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 02, 2014, 01:13:27 AM
It gives you extra ROM during deads & rows, and you can wipe your ass with its thin paper.
;D good point.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: the trainer on June 02, 2014, 10:28:17 AM
My bible
(http://www.an-c.dk/vendetta/story8/51gun.jpg)

My barbell

(http://www.piercingtime.com/images/266/horizontal-tongue-piercing-with-silver-surface-barbell.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Darren Avey on June 02, 2014, 10:38:55 AM
Those that are called to Christ will be saved. There is nothing you can do about those that Christ doesn't claim for Himself and The Father. Those individuals are the chafe. They will burn in Hell.



What If I read and follow the Koran?
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Man of Steel on June 02, 2014, 12:31:43 PM
Those that are called to Christ will be saved. There is nothing you can do about those that Christ doesn't claim for Himself and The Father. Those individuals are the chafe. They will burn in Hell.


I had a few questions I needed some help with:

Who are called to Christ?
Why are they called to him?
What are they saved from?
How are they saved?
Why are they saved?
Who are those that Christ doesn't claim?
Why doesn't he claim them?
What is the chafe you mention?
Why do you believe they will burn?

It's an interesting discussion.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Darren Avey on June 02, 2014, 03:26:02 PM
You will spend Eternity in Hell.

Why?
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: wes on June 02, 2014, 03:32:36 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZGmG4rrRL._SY300_.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuilding.dk/images/articleManager/GymRat_Feature(1).jpg)

 :'(
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Straw Man on June 02, 2014, 03:51:42 PM
You will spend Eternity in Hell.

so you believe that your god created the human race knowing full well that the majority of his creation would spend eternity in hell

Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Man of Steel on June 03, 2014, 11:37:26 AM
so you believe that your god created the human race knowing full well that the majority of his creation would spend eternity in hell



So table God's omniscience for a moment.  According to Christian scripture, how can a person spend eternity in heaven?
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Straw Man on June 03, 2014, 01:09:33 PM
The Holy Bible says it, so yes.

seems like your god is a bit of a sadist
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Straw Man on June 03, 2014, 01:12:32 PM
So table God's omniscience for a moment.  According to Christian scripture, how can a person spend eternity in heaven?

beats me

I don't believe in either heaven or hell at least not in the christian sense
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: MORTALCOIL on June 03, 2014, 01:20:55 PM
I wonder what Elmer Gantry would have looked like if on steroids.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: Man of Steel on June 04, 2014, 03:03:59 PM
beats me

I don't believe in either heaven or hell at least not in the christian sense

Fair enough.  What is it that you do believe?
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: funk51 on June 04, 2014, 03:10:53 PM
Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.
i think this would make a great country song. "all i needs is my  bible and my barbell"    that's the life fer me, the iron gives me strength and the bible keeps me out of hell.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 04, 2014, 03:21:54 PM
i think this would make a great country song. "all i needs is my  bible and my barbell"    that's the life fer me, the iron gives me strength and the bible keeps me out of hell.

Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: funk51 on June 04, 2014, 03:38:34 PM

or maybe,  just maybe a little of both
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: _bruce_ on June 04, 2014, 03:44:22 PM
(http://www.thomasverbeek.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/super-cool-story-bro.png)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 04, 2014, 03:46:05 PM
or maybe,  just maybe a little of both

I can't imagine that last scenario.
Let's assume that hell exists, then why/how would a bible prevent that you're going to that place?
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: deceiver on June 05, 2014, 03:23:59 AM
Hell sounds fun, let's all go to hell.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: funk51 on June 05, 2014, 06:41:25 AM
I can't imagine that last scenario.
Let's assume that hell exists, then why/how would a bible prevent that you're going to that place?
because the bible teaches you to live by the golden rule, which we should all do anyway. get respect show respect . it isn't that hard.whether there is a heaven or hell doesn't really make a difference, just living a good and moral life should be it's own reward................ that being said this is getbig main board and ..........,,...............................................................SEE BELOW.
Title: Re: A Bible and a Barbell
Post by: The Scott on June 05, 2014, 07:26:57 PM
I can't imagine that last scenario.
Let's assume that hell exists, then why/how would a bible prevent that you're going to that place?

A bible in and of itself cannot do anything, least of all prevent you from going to hell or entering heaven.  God, if He does exist (and I believe He does), knows the heart.  There is no sin in questioning someone's faith or even your own, just as there is no problem in questioning one's disbelief in God.  We were created with a questioning mind.  How is it wrong to want to know the answers to questions that have puzzled mankind forever?

Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father who is in heaven will enter. Many will say to Me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many miracles?" And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you. Depart from me, you who practice lawlessness!

This is often true of myself.  I am no better than any who come here and more hard headed than most, I can assure you.  I hate what is wrong, not only in others, but within me as well.  Remember, even if you choose not to believe in God (and that is not only fine, but your right as well) if you do that which is wrong and no one sees you, still there is one who knows of it.

You.

I shall tell you a truth.  The Kingdom of Heaven is well within your grasp. There are no secret handshakes nor elaborate passwords.  There is grace.

There is no harm in faith in Christ unlike faith in Mohammed or others of his ilk.  The evil that men do in the name of God is in reality done for their gain.  God does not need your money, your worship nor your praise.  I suppose that we do not need Him either.  If you think about it, there's been no real hint of His return for well over two thousand years now.   And yet still I have faith because it may well be that I will return to Him long before He ever returns for us.

It is my hope that I've made sense of what I hold true instead of making a fool of my faith.  Regardless, be well my friend.