A Bible and a Barbell

[Bodybuilder Lex Reeves]

The bible is very good, because of the many pages and the thin paper. It meant a lot to me when I started creatine in high doses. I think I used the whole gospel of Matthew on the toilet.
The bible rocks !!!  (as toilet paper that is.., otherwise you could use it to light the fireplace)

Do you even work out?

[Jon Harridan]

Everyone should have a copy of the Holy Bible to read.

[Dr Dutch]

Everyone should have a copy of the Holy Bible to asswipe.

[snx]

I wonder what Jesus would have chosen if he went on a cycle.

I picture him as wanting to avoid the temptations that hard androgens have on the mind. Test can turn a eunuch into Dan Fielding. So he'd be more of a decca and trenbolone guy, stacked with a bit of GH (to combat all those extra carbs from the bread he was making out of thin air).

[Robert Zuver]

Do you even work out?

Lex
You and I know one day Dr Douch will stand before god and plead for his salvation. He will not be funny, it will not be fun. He will then know what a fool he really was. God Bless you my friend.
RZ

[_bruce_]

You're quite the clever one.

[Dr Dutch]

Lex
You and I know one day Dr Douch will stand before god and plead for his salvation. He will not be funny, it will not be fun. He will then know what a fool he really was. God Bless you my friend.
RZ

"Robert Zuver"...

[Dr Dutch]

I wonder what Jesus would have chosen if he went on a cycle.

I picture him as wanting to avoid the temptations that hard androgens have on the mind. Test can turn a eunuch into Dan Fielding. So he'd be more of a decca and trenbolone guy, stacked with a bit of GH (to combat all those extra carbs from the bread he was making out of thin air).

Jesus ended his workout with a longlasting lat stretch...

[Bodybuilder Lex Reeves]

A lot of fools coming out here who will be in Hell.

[Wiggs]

A bible and a barbell.

 

[shrek]

You're as queer as a three dollar bill and about as dumb as a pile of rocks.

did you learn to judge in this manor from that bible

[Bodybuilder Lex Reeves]

did you learn to judge in this manor from that bible

Learn how spell, knucklehead

[Straw Man]

Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it. Every athlete exercises self-control in all things. They do it to receive a perishable wreath, but we an imperishable. So I do not run aimlessly; I do not box as one beating the air. But I discipline my body and keep it under control, lest after preaching to others I myself should be disqualified

1 Corinthians 9:24-27

can you summarize what this is supposed to mean

Also, can you tell me the name of the person who wrote it?

Also, what language what it originally written in (did they really use the word "athlete"?)

[The Scott]

20 breathing squats and a gallon of milk a day has turned many a scrawny wimp into magnificent examples of muscular manhood.

True.  I can attest to the effectiveness of that program.

[Teutonic Knight]

Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.

Must piss U off, but weight lifting (stone lifting) is much-much older than king jim  & clubbing (smashing each others heads) is still
the oldest 'sport'.
Iron Age period is not that old  , who is the man upstairs 

[gatorr]

Please all of you go back into hiding

[jon cole]

Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it. Every athlete exercises self-control in all things. They do it to receive a perishable wreath, but we an imperishable. So I do not run aimlessly; I do not box as one beating the air. But I discipline my body and keep it under control, lest after preaching to others I myself should be disqualified

1 Corinthians 9:24-27

my favorite too !

[Rascal full]

Sanctimonious bible bashers are one of my pet hates. Believe what you want but don't inflict your shit on me.

[Kim Jong Bob]

Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.

you are a boring gimmic...no offence

[Automation]

These fuckers need to be TO'd

Hail Satan!

[Automation]

^^^^
LOL at this ladyboy trying to be edgy by saying hail satan. Probably 88% bodyfat lolling in front of the computer stuffing his face with snacks. Fail.

Hail snacks!

[Hulkotron]

Pray

Lift weights

Take it in the ass

[AmonRa]

Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.

King James was a mason. His bible is full with flaws.This is not the real bible.

[DroppingPlates]

Is all I need. I keep this wrought iron physique hard as nails with the Barbell, then I thank The Man Upstairs and read a passage out of my King James Bible.

Too bad you also need Getbig for trolling...

[Schnauzer]

What's the difference between the Bible and a barbell?



The barbell is real.