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Title: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 15, 2012, 08:41:53 PM
Seems to work for me; why argue with her for stupid shit, let her run the show. Didn't used to be like that, everything used to be a fight. I guess we're both strong headed.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 08:43:36 PM
Grandpa always ran the show and if you were in the room with Grandpa, you were more than aware of it.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: kh300 on December 15, 2012, 08:44:20 PM
She can run the kitchen and the laundry room.. If you want to argue and make up stupid fights, there's the fucking door.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 15, 2012, 08:57:22 PM
She can run the kitchen and the laundry room.. If you want to argue and make up stupid fights, there's the fucking door.

LOL indeed...  would you consider house hunting something not worth arguing over? I'm gave up today. Whatever makes you happy sweetie. Her mood changed instantly.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: deadz on December 15, 2012, 09:03:08 PM
Seems to work for me; why argue with her for stupid shit, let her run the show. Didn't used to be like that, everything used to be a fight. I guess we're both strong headed.
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Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 15, 2012, 09:10:45 PM
learn it, live it.. ;D



LOL shit just got real.  ;D
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 15, 2012, 09:18:26 PM
Ha! I love it @2:18!

No shit... that bitch is crazy control freak, insecure, probably grew up fugly... those crazy over mascaraed eyes make my dick retract inside my abdomen.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: POB on December 15, 2012, 09:28:57 PM
learn it, live it.. ;D



How many years younger and how much hotter was the secretary, that got horse cocked by her Xes cucumber?
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 15, 2012, 09:29:35 PM
How many years younger and how much hotter was the secretary, that got horse cocked by her Xes cucumber?

HAHAHAHAH YES!!!!!
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Archer77 on December 15, 2012, 09:44:29 PM
She's the type of woman that wants to turn every man she's with into a pathetic groveling wimp, then complains about how he needs to be more assertive.  Avoid these types like the plague. When I see naggy broads like that it makes me very grateful for my wife.  Weve been together for fifteen years.  Never once broke up or strayed, and we seldom argue. 
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Parker on December 15, 2012, 09:51:53 PM
She's the type of woman that wants to turn every man she's with into a pathetic groveling wimp, then complains about how he needs to be more assertive.  Avoid these types like the plague. When I see naggy broads like that it makes me very grateful for my wife.  Weve been together for fifteen years.  Never once broke up or strayed, and we seldom argue.  
CEO of Breaking a man down? Complete with visual imagery, "You were once a cucumber, but now you are a baby carrot."
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: BIG DUB on December 15, 2012, 09:54:06 PM
She's the type of woman that wants to turn every man she's with into a pathetic groveling wimp, then complains about how he needs to be more assertive.  Avoid these types like the plague. When I see naggy broads like that it makes me very grateful for my wife.  Weve been together for fifteen years.  Never once broke up or strayed, and we seldom argue. 

Now that's a thread that need to be started. How to recognize and identify "the crazy bitch" before she even opens her mouth.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Natural Man on December 15, 2012, 10:06:39 PM
Something tells me she's still single at 50 yo. Making youtube videos about "dick sizes" and "boyfriends" at 50 ? seriously?  
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 15, 2012, 10:11:39 PM
learn it, live it.. ;D



hmmm, she has stallonism. probably from a botox shot gone bad.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Archer77 on December 15, 2012, 10:13:44 PM
CEO of Breaking a man down? Complete with visual imagery, "You were once a cucumber, but now you are a baby carrot."

Oh yeah.  She gets off on the process of breaking a man down way more than sex. Essentially she's demanding a man prostrate him self by whipping his dick out and presenting it to her so she can determine wether he is worthy of her.

Now that's a thread that need to be started. How to recognize and identify "the crazy bitch" before she even opens her mouth.

It can be difficult.  With all the chemicals running through your body it's hard to see through the testosterone and oxytocin fog. Your friends will try to warn you but that won't do any good. Those chemicals have got you.  The sad truth is you probably have to experience a relationship with someone like that yourself in order to spot one from a distance.  


Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: andreisdaman on December 15, 2012, 10:14:03 PM
Seems to work for me; why argue with her for stupid shit, let her run the show. Didn't used to be like that, everything used to be a fight. I guess we're both strong headed.

I agree with you to some degree.....letting her run the show keeps  you out of a lot of bullshit arguments that serve no purpose....but at the same time she gets used to being in charge and then she starts to belittle your opinions and shit
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: andreisdaman on December 15, 2012, 10:15:14 PM
Not shit... that bitch is crazy control freak, insecure, probably grew up fugly... those crazy over mascaraed eyes make my dick retract inside my abdomen.

its already made a permanent home there
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 15, 2012, 10:18:04 PM
I agree with you to some degree.....letting her run the show keeps  you out of a lot of bullshit arguments that serve no purpose....but at the same time she gets used to being in charge and then she starts to belittle your opinions and shit

nah.. if she does that she's a kaunt  and run away. I love my wife. I love her because she has common sense and no "twisted issues" whatsoever. By twisted I mean being manipulative, two faced and lie etc... shit she NEVER lied to me ever. she's such an angel... she's been gone for 3 days only and I miss her already LOL.. no homos but I guess with the pregnancy and all I feel more protective of her...
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: andreisdaman on December 15, 2012, 10:21:14 PM
nah.. if she does that she's a kaunt  and run away. I love my wife. I love her because she has common sense and no "twisted issues" whatsoever. By twisted I mean being manipulative, two faced and lie etc... shit she NEVER lied to me ever. she's such an angel... she's been gone for 3 days only and I miss her already LOL.. no homos but I guess with the pregnancy and all I feel more protective of her...

you've been pussified ;D
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 15, 2012, 10:22:43 PM
I don't even know where to start with this chick, suffice to say she's still single and fucking casually at 40 years old for reason
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: THEBOSS on December 15, 2012, 10:24:31 PM
 8)  Honey do list    !!!!!!!  Blow me and make me a SAMICH   ;D  happy wife   ??? wow
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 15, 2012, 10:25:11 PM
I don't even know where to start with this chick, suffice to say she's still single and fucking casually at 40 years old for reason

Torrent of truth from the Don himself.

I hate that type. Her shit doesn't stink even if it's clearly on the tip of ur dick post anal and you're pointing "smell bitch or I dirty Sanchez your ass."
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 15, 2012, 10:30:05 PM
Torrent of truth from the Don himself.

I hate that type. Her shit doesn't stink even if it's clearly on the tip of ur dick post anal and you're pointing "smell bitch or I dirty Sanchez your ass."

LOL...indeed.

and then there is always that gem as she swallows your entire cock and balls while texting on her phone...." I just want you to know I NEVER do this."

I know, I'm just so fucking special  ::)
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 15, 2012, 11:51:16 PM
Seems to work for me; why argue with her for stupid shit, let her run the show. Didn't used to be like that, everything used to be a fight. I guess we're both strong headed.

Given our 48 years of marriage, I credit some of our success to us being equal partners. My wife says "equality" means each partner gives 100% and expects nothing in return.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 16, 2012, 12:07:23 AM
LOL...indeed.

and then there is always that gem as she swallows your entire cock and balls while texting on her phone...." I just want you to know I NEVER do this."

I know, I'm just so fucking special  ::)


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on December 16, 2012, 12:09:16 AM
women are somehow like kids,.. you must make them feel they do what they want while doing what you want :))
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 16, 2012, 12:11:13 AM
women are somehow like kids,.. you must make them feel they do what they want while doing what you want :))

No offense chief but your neck of the woods isn't the more "sophisticated" when it comes to handling "female cattle"

 ;D
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 16, 2012, 12:49:00 AM
No offense chief but your neck of the woods isn't the more "sophisticated" when it comes to handling "female cattle"

 ;D

Or chattel.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on December 16, 2012, 02:00:51 AM
No offense chief but your neck of the woods isn't the more "sophisticated" when it comes to handling "female cattle"

 ;D

ya sure i agree with you that handling a female monkey is harder :P

Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Mr.1derful on December 16, 2012, 11:46:06 AM
learn it, live it.. ;D



If turnabout is fair play, then women should have no quams about men objectifying them by asking to see their tits at the start of the relationship.  Ask them if they're a kumquat girl, or a melon girl.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 16, 2012, 02:06:59 PM
Something tells me she's still single at 50 yo. Making youtube videos about "dick sizes" and "boyfriends" at 50 ? seriously?  
hahahaha yes! these dumb whores thinking they have wisdom to share with the world
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Marty Champions on December 16, 2012, 02:52:37 PM
ok fvags watch this now

Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: NotSure on December 16, 2012, 02:55:58 PM
ok fvags watch this now


ROFL. Waddy clearly took this to heart.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: che on December 16, 2012, 03:06:26 PM
If turnabout is fair play, then women should have no quams about men objectifying them by asking to see their tits at the start of the relationship.  Ask them if they're a kumquat girl, or a melon girl.
Exactly, or asking her  how stretched out  is her cum receptacle or how big is her penoris if she was an IFBB Pro.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Marty Champions on December 16, 2012, 03:29:48 PM
ROFL. Waddy clearly took this to heart.

5/10 youre improving  >:(
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Pet shop boys on December 16, 2012, 03:42:47 PM
Ha! I love it @2:18!



WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Pet shop boys on December 16, 2012, 05:35:54 PM
If turnabout is fair play, then women should have no quams about men objectifying them by asking to see their tits at the start of the relationship.  Ask them if they're a kumquat girl, or a melon girl.



QFT.   WOOOSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Pet shop boys on December 16, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
He's a 6'5" GetBigger with a 5 inch penis .....

Hot chicks have something to say.







WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: WOOO on December 16, 2012, 06:11:58 PM
Seems to work for me; why argue with her for stupid shit, let her run the show. Didn't used to be like that, everything used to be a fight. I guess we're both strong headed.


pictures or it didn't happen
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 22, 2012, 12:44:02 AM

pictures or it didn't happen

lol indeed.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Griffith on December 22, 2012, 01:09:30 AM
I will probably only be considering an Eastern European, Russian or Oriental women as wife material.

Western women are too masculine.
Women's rights are very important.....but this 'feminist' anti-gender role shit will f-uck up society.

I've opened doors for women before and they've been insulted, or they see it as lame or weak if you try and be chivalrous or romantic.

Fuck this shit.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 22, 2012, 02:00:34 AM
Grandpa always ran the show and if you were in the room with Grandpa, you were more than aware of it.
Sounds like Grampa left his "mark" on or in you  ;)
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: tbombz on December 22, 2012, 02:04:46 AM
Griffith western women aren't masculine they are just bitches.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Griffith on December 22, 2012, 02:53:24 AM
Griffith western women aren't masculine they are just bitches.

Put them in the same room with a Russian or Ukrainian women and you can see the difference. I mean their mannerisms, way they speak, charm, etc.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 22, 2012, 09:35:55 AM
What a hypocrite broad. I bet she is a habitual line stepper when it comes to double cumshots.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Griffith on December 22, 2012, 09:41:22 AM
GH15 also used to go on about how feminine Ukrainian and Russian women are.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: magikusar on December 22, 2012, 10:20:47 AM
I will probably only be considering an Eastern European, Russian or Oriental women as wife material.

Western women are too masculine.
Women's rights are very important.....but this 'feminist' anti-gender role shit will f-uck up society.

I've opened doors for women before and they've been insulted, or they see it as lame or weak if you try and be chivalrous or romantic.

Fuck this shit.


feminists should be called masculinists

they wana be men ceo etc

problem is n the end u gota produce something and women hate engineering n science

so they are domed to try and be hollywood and look the leader but not work 80hour weeks and produce good products at low prices

women that can more pwoer to them

usualy they are quota hires or those who slept with olg guy 40 years thier senior like carly fiorna and thus were given a gimme
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: dj181 on December 22, 2012, 10:31:42 AM
I will probably only be considering an Eastern European, Russian or Oriental women as wife material.

Western women are too masculine.
Women's rights are very important.....but this 'feminist' anti-gender role shit will f-uck up society.

I've opened doors for women before and they've been insulted, or they see it as lame or weak if you try and be chivalrous or romantic.

Fuck this shit.

good post
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 22, 2012, 02:03:17 PM
Griffith western women aren't masculine they are just bitches.

Never speak in terms of absolutes. My wife is a western woman and she is anything but a "bitch".
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: arce1988 on December 22, 2012, 05:33:10 PM
  I will give her the green one and make her cry
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Archer77 on December 22, 2012, 06:03:48 PM
Talking to one of my co-workers theother night and she said that "she decided" when she wanted to get pregnant. Basically she went off birth control and did'nt tell her husband. What about that shit?

She disrespected your friend and brought deception and dishonesty into the marriage, plain and simple.  She didn't tell him for a reason.  Sounds like the kind of woman who hoards money just in case things don't work out.  One day he comes home and shes gone, leaving him wondering what went wrong. I'd keep an eye on her if I were your friend.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: LATS on December 22, 2012, 06:58:29 PM
Don't ya love how he "size issue" is always placed on he guy and not the chick with the gaping hole.. Instead of men having to worry about his issue how about women start kegaling the hell out of that thing and tighten up a bit..
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: BIG DUB on December 22, 2012, 07:09:07 PM
Don't ya love how he "size issue" is always placed on he guy and not the chick with the gaping hole.. Instead of men having to worry about his issue how about women start kegaling the hell out of that thing and tighten up a bit..

she touched on that one too! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: tbombz on December 22, 2012, 10:52:36 PM
Never speak in terms of absolutes. My wife is a western woman and she is anything but a "bitch".
just talking bout the bitches bro, nobody else.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 22, 2012, 11:07:13 PM
just talking bout the bitches bro, nobody else.

That's good.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: BIG ACH on December 22, 2012, 11:21:52 PM
Talking to one of my co-workers theother night and she said that "she decided" when she wanted to get pregnant. Basically she went off birth control and did'nt tell her husband. What about that shit?

My wife and I once talked about a similar situation which we had seen on a TV show and I straight up told her, thats Grounds for divorce in my opinion!!!!

Either way sounds like your coworker is not in that healthy of a relationship if she has to hide shit like that from her husband or is too pussy to bring it up to him.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 22, 2012, 11:56:45 PM
My wife and I once talked about a similar situation which we had seen on a TV show and I straight up told her, thats Grounds for divorce in my opinion!!!!

Either way sounds like your coworker is not in that healthy of a relationship if she has to hide shit like that from her husband or is too pussy to bring it up to him.

I agree that having a child is something both parents need to discuss and agree to. If a couple can't discuss this, what do they discuss that counts for anything?
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: cephissus on December 23, 2012, 12:04:40 AM
bodybuilding related

Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: BIG DUB on December 23, 2012, 12:22:49 AM
bodybuilding related




she looks a little older than 41-42 yrs old..
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 23, 2012, 05:36:46 AM
good, old primemuscle - thinks every post made on getbig is directed at him.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: WOOO on December 23, 2012, 06:23:57 AM
good, old primemuscle - thinks every post made on getbig is directed at him.

You talking to me?


 ;D
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: doison on December 23, 2012, 07:32:10 AM
A wife is happy when she gets what she wants.  A woman who gets what she wants no longer respects or loves the man who gives it to her. 

A happy wife is a woman who doesn't respect her husband.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: andreisdaman on December 23, 2012, 08:32:11 AM
A wife is happy when she gets what she wants.  A woman who gets what she wants no longer respects or loves the man who gives it to her. 

A happy wife is a woman who doesn't respect her husband.

agreed
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 23, 2012, 09:14:03 AM
Given our 48 years of marriage, I credit some of our success to us being equal partners. My wife says "equality" means each partner gives 100% and expects nothing in return.

That's how I roll
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Tapeworm on December 23, 2012, 09:23:47 AM
I agree that having a child is something both parents need to discuss and agree to. If a couple can't discuss this, what do they discuss that counts for anything?

After a disagreement on that topic, not much of anything as it turns out.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Viking11 on December 23, 2012, 10:10:29 AM
Women shouldn't run anything. They don't know what they want, or how to handle power. Give her the illusion of running things and let her "win" enough to keep her from getting all knotted up. Fuck her brains out at least once a fortnight to keep her chemicals in balance- more if she is not possesed-having her period.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Tapeworm on December 23, 2012, 10:12:51 AM
Women shouldn't run anything. They don't know what they want, or how to handle power. Give her the illusion of running things and let her "win" enough to keep her from getting all knotted up. Fuck her brains out at least once a fortnight to keep her chemicals in balance- more if she is not possesed-having her period.

For the Americans, that's once every two weeks.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: WOOO on December 23, 2012, 10:14:44 AM
Women shouldn't run anything. They don't know what they want, or how to handle power. Give her the illusion of running things and let her "win" enough to keep her from getting all knotted up. Fuck her brains out at least once a fortnight to keep her chemicals in balance- more if she is not possesed-having her period.


daily sex is far more effective
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Dicki_Nurmom on December 23, 2012, 10:24:28 AM

daily sex is far more effective


that's what your mom told me too
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Viking11 on December 23, 2012, 10:28:36 AM

daily sex is far more effective
Agreed. That was a minimum, factoring in the monthly week long deal, playoff games and leg day.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Tapeworm on December 23, 2012, 10:34:05 AM
Agreed. That was a minimum, factoring in the monthly week long deal, playoff games and leg day.

So the formula is poorly executed sex daily and good sex fortnightly?
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Viking11 on December 23, 2012, 10:36:42 AM
So the formula is poorly executed sex daily and good sex fortnightly?
No my good man. Give the bitch a good hard slamming when you can. I was just being realistic.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Meso_z on December 23, 2012, 10:53:13 AM

daily sex is far more effective
it works. ;D
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: G_Thang on December 23, 2012, 11:11:35 AM
ok fvags watch this now




Nina for the win! 
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Wiggs on December 23, 2012, 11:24:19 AM
About cock size...

Do you guys really believe there were that many unfulfilled women out there since the dawn of men because on average the cock size is 5 inches? of course not. Porn fucked us up bros. Just work on your technique and know what your broad really likes and you'll be fine. If you have a broad that wants a big cock. dump her. That's akin to a guy liking a broad just cause she has a nice ass. I love Nina Hartley, I'd tear her apart to this day. And that c un t in the other video needs her head chopped off.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: dj181 on December 23, 2012, 11:35:13 AM
That's akin to a guy liking a broad just cause she has a nice ass.

lol

you just described me to a tee dude ;D
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: abijahmaniaco on December 23, 2012, 11:35:56 AM
Seems to work for me; why argue with her for stupid shit, let her run the show. Didn't used to be like that, everything used to be a fight. I guess we're both strong headed.

gayer than letting her run the show.

epic beta thread.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Griffith on December 23, 2012, 11:43:04 AM
About cock size...

Do you guys really believe there were that many unfulfilled women out there since the dawn of men because on average the cock size is 5 inches? of course not. Porn fucked us up bros. Just work on your technique and know what your broad really likes and you'll be fine. If you have a broad that wants a big cock. dump her. That's akin to a guy liking a broad just cause she has a nice ass. I love Nina Hartley, I'd tear her apart to this day. And that c un t in the other video needs her head chopped off.

Is the average really as low as 5 inches?
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: tu_holmes on December 23, 2012, 12:00:18 PM
gayer than letting her run the show.

epic beta thread.

Actually, it's pretty much a norm that there's no point in fighting over dumb shit... You pick your battles. If you blow up over every minor little thing, then when something big does go down, all you've done is made it seem like everything is ALWAYS a problem.

When you do that, no one listens to what you have to say.

Pick. Your. Battles.
Title: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 23, 2012, 02:56:17 PM
That's pretty much it. I'm packing up now, because we are doing an addition/remodel of our house and are moving shit into a pod. My wedding gift was some sexy pictures(not slutty) and I'm looking at the one that is framed. She is hot. I'm glad I have a decent marriage and the thread on "happy wife" made me think of this. Hope all you other wife'd up guys are happy and have a merry Christmas. And no, I will not PTPS.  ;D
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: mass243 on December 23, 2012, 03:01:32 PM


Good to hear you are happy with your choice. And hope you are that many years to come !!


I hope one Christmas I will too have a wife to spend it with.
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: G_Thang on December 23, 2012, 03:01:56 PM
BDB

.|.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: sean on December 23, 2012, 03:02:12 PM
Actually, it's pretty much a norm that there's no point in fighting over dumb shit... You pick your battles. If you blow up over every minor little thing, then when something big does go down, all you've done is made it seem like everything is ALWAYS a problem.

When you do that, no one listens to what you have to say.

Pick. Your. Battles.

Very insightful
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 23, 2012, 03:02:52 PM
your wife gives me a hardon too, bro.  












more importantly, she knows how to take care of it.  :)
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 23, 2012, 03:05:20 PM
your wife gives me a hardon too, bro.  












more importantly, she knows how to take care of it.  :)


Come on, that's a layup.
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: sean on December 23, 2012, 03:06:09 PM
so when you seen other hot chicks, do you pretend not to notice or do you wonder what color panties they're wearing?
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: SF1900 on December 23, 2012, 03:19:35 PM
Pics or total BS!
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 23, 2012, 03:27:32 PM
good, old primemuscle - thinks every post made on getbig is directed at him.

-They aren't???
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 23, 2012, 03:28:17 PM
Pics or total BS!

 the wife or the hard on?
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: The True Adonis on December 23, 2012, 03:29:08 PM
Actually, it's pretty much a norm that there's no point in fighting over dumb shit... You pick your battles. If you blow up over every minor little thing, then when something big does go down, all you've done is made it seem like everything is ALWAYS a problem.

When you do that, no one listens to what you have to say.

Pick. Your. Battles.
This is quite sharp advice.  I have to watch myself because I will argue a point for hours and it can be totally mundane, such as where to put Sycamore and where to put Oak Leaves- one of our latest disagreements.  In the end, its just leaves in a compost pile, but they do break down at different rates.  :-\
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 23, 2012, 03:31:04 PM
This is quite sharp advice.  I have to watch myself because I will argue a point for hours and it can be totally mundane, such as where to put Sycamore and where to put Oak Leaves- one of our latest disagreements.  In the end, its just leaves in a compost pile, but they do break down at different rates.  :-\

I've heard that you shouldn't put oak leaves in the compost because they contain an herbicide.
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 23, 2012, 03:32:24 PM

Come on, that's a layup.

It's Christmas.
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: SF1900 on December 23, 2012, 03:33:25 PM
the wife or the hard on?

Well, this is a bodybuilding forum, so both!  :-X :-\ :-X :-\
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 23, 2012, 03:35:29 PM
Well, this is a bodybuilding forum, so both!  :-X :-\ :-X :-\

 :D
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: andreisdaman on December 23, 2012, 03:36:20 PM
Women shouldn't run anything. They don't know what they want, or how to handle power. Give her the illusion of running things and let her "win" enough to keep her from getting all knotted up. Fuck her brains out at least once a fortnight to keep her chemicals in balance- more if she is not possesed-having her period.

HA
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: The True Adonis on December 23, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
I've heard that you shouldn't put oak leaves in the compost because they contain an herbicide.
Oak should be fine as long as you don`t have herbicide drift from anywhere else. Oak are only slightly acidic which is perfect for Azaleas.  Black Walnut trees, on the other hand, produce a chemical called juglone which is toxic to many plants, especially to tomatoes and should be avoided, leaves and all.

Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: andreisdaman on December 23, 2012, 03:37:02 PM

daily sex is far more effective

men are too tired these days for daily sex
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: andreisdaman on December 23, 2012, 03:38:21 PM
Agreed. That was a minimum, factoring in the monthly week long deal, playoff games and leg day.

don't forget video games, fantasy baseball/football leagues, and internet porn :)
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: BIG DUB on December 23, 2012, 03:38:44 PM
the wife or the hard on?

Guy on PM posted a pic of his (not the wife) on his fb page, now it's a 2 pg thread on the forum.. :-X
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 23, 2012, 03:41:27 PM
PED
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: da_vinci on December 23, 2012, 03:45:00 PM
Your mom gives me a hard on (and sucks it dry).
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 23, 2012, 03:51:26 PM
Oak should be fine as long as you don`t have herbicide drift from anywhere else. Oak are only slightly acidic which is perfect for Azaleas.  Black Walnut trees, on the other hand, produce a chemical called juglone which is toxic to many plants, especially to tomatoes and should be avoided, leaves and all.



Thanks for the information about oaks. Where I live there are native white oaks all over the place. We also have a lot of fir and pine trees. We have a very large red oak in the front yard. In the fall, the leaves are abundant. I don't compost them at all. I put them in the yard debris recycle. If I were to recycle them I would need a separate lot to do this on because there would be so many recycle containers. I mostly just recycle grass clippings and spent annuals. Our soil tends to be very acidic. You are right that Azaleas do well in acidic soil. Every fall I spread lime on the the grass otherwise the PH gets off and moss takes over.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on December 23, 2012, 03:58:17 PM
Oak should be fine as long as you don`t have herbicide drift from anywhere else. Oak are only slightly acidic which is perfect for Azaleas.  Black Walnut trees, on the other hand, produce a chemical called juglone which is toxic to many plants, especially to tomatoes and should be avoided, leaves and all.



this one has always been a showy practitioner of google-fu.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: tu_holmes on December 23, 2012, 08:43:42 PM
This is quite sharp advice.  I have to watch myself because I will argue a point for hours and it can be totally mundane, such as where to put Sycamore and where to put Oak Leaves- one of our latest disagreements.  In the end, its just leaves in a compost pile, but they do break down at different rates.  :-\

True, but is that rate of decay actually worth fighting with your lovely wife?

Of course not my friend.

Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: Alex23 on December 24, 2012, 07:19:47 AM
Actually, it's pretty much a norm that there's no point in fighting over dumb shit... You pick your battles. If you blow up over every minor little thing, then when something big does go down, all you've done is made it seem like everything is ALWAYS a problem.

When you do that, no one listens to what you have to say.

Pick. Your. Battles.



Thiz.
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: WOOO on December 24, 2012, 07:35:14 AM


Thiz.

x2
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: bigmikecox on December 24, 2012, 10:38:35 AM
You guys into Cucking?   :o
Title: Re: My wife gives me a hard on
Post by: Alex23 on December 24, 2012, 08:14:06 PM
You guys into Cucking?   :o

Depends chief, you in?
Title: Re: Happy wife, happy life?
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 24, 2012, 08:37:35 PM
Never speak in terms of absolutes.

Self-referentially incoherent statement of peace.