I think for me its the Komodo Dragon... That beast is legit scary! Strong, Vicious, got that potent venom/bacteria that poisons its prey when they bite it! And that deep hissing sound they make! Just a creepy mother fucker! Would not want to face it!
(http://animalstime.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pictures-of-komodo-dragons.jpg)
Female homosapien - totally unpredictable, incredible capacity to be deceitful, has vicious weaponry between it's legs that it uses to great effect although can at times be smelly, has no conscience, can withstand inordinate amounts of mayonnaise on its face with no apparent discomfort, can manipulate its appearance from an incredibly ugly state to a thing of beauty after sundown.
I think for me its the Komodo Dragon... That beast is legit scary! Strong, Vicious, got that potent venom/bacteria that poisons its prey when they bite it! And that deep hissing sound they make! Just a creepy mother fucker! Would not want to face it!
(http://animalstime.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pictures-of-komodo-dragons.jpg)
Funny, I've had the exact thought!
I hate those bastards, don't even want to see them through glass at the zoo. I don't really believe in "evil", but those fuckers are close.
Jellyfish fucking terrify me.
You grow up on the coast in Australia, you tend to develop a healthy respect for the sea beasties, or an outright cold sweat fear.
I am terrified of jellyfish. My cousin wound up in intensive care for 2 weeks in an Airlie Beach hospital, his heart stopped 3 times and all he did was happen to walk into the chopped up tentacle of a box jellyfish in shallow water.
The tentacle. It wasn't even the fucking jelly - just a bit of it.
Fuck that.
Jellyfish fucking terrify me.
You grow up on the coast in Australia, you tend to develop a healthy respect for the sea beasties, or an outright cold sweat fear.
I am terrified of jellyfish. My cousin wound up in intensive care for 2 weeks in an Airlie Beach hospital, his heart stopped 3 times and all he did was happen to walk into the chopped up tentacle of a box jellyfish in shallow water.
The tentacle. It wasn't even the fucking jelly - just a bit of it.
Fuck that.
Can't stand poisonous spiders or snake.. Thankfully neither are common where I am from though. I can't stand something that can kill me in one bite, especially that I might not even realize they are there to begin with. I think I would rather take on a small bear than get bit.Serious, snake or spider bite, while very painful is hardly violent! The thought of being ripped apart by a bear smashing his powerfully clawed paws into your skull and body is pretty scary thought, seeing flesh hanging from your bones and major arteries spurting gallons of blood doesn't appeal to me. Give me the snake or spider bite any day. Also being killed by a shark would be pretty gruesome, their is nowhere to run and hard to defend when in the ocean.
Female homosapien - totally unpredictable, incredible capacity to be deceitful, has vicious weaponry between it's legs that it uses to great effect although can at times be smelly, has no conscience, can withstand inordinate amounts of mayonnaise on its face with no apparent discomfort, can manipulate its appearance from an incredibly ugly state to a thing of beauty after sundown.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
fucking slugs. imagine crawling into a sleeping bag and there being a slug waiting for you. or stepping on one barefoot. or one crawling out of your feces.
Anything with big noses..
Depends on the situation.
If you are socializing in towns, one must avoid The Big Nosy One at all cost.
oh fuck you two!
WTF?
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Does your nose EVER clog up with snot? Serious question. It would seem like that it would take a very, very nasty cold to stop your nasal respiratory system.
WTF?
yes lol you'd be surprised!Give me a minute, I was getting to that! I think it takes courage to take photos like that when off season, especially to post them online!
I love how you only post the "Before" picture and not the "after"
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Give me a minute, I was getting to that!
God damn it, not this shit again! LolAt least you don't get this photoshop treatment
At least you don't get this photoshop treatment
Female homosapien - totally unpredictable, incredible capacity to be deceitful, has vicious weaponry between it's legs that it uses to great effect although can at times be smelly, has no conscience, can withstand inordinate amounts of mayonnaise on its face with no apparent discomfort, can manipulate its appearance from an incredibly ugly state to a thing of beauty after sundown.
The larger chimps I wouldn't want to be left alone with, they're so human like and friendly that I just know I'd drop my guard around them and wind getting my nose pulled off or some such.
I think for me its the Komodo Dragon... That beast is legit scary! Strong, Vicious, got that potent venom/bacteria that poisons its prey when they bite it! And that deep hissing sound they make! Just a creepy mother fucker! Would not want to face it!
(http://animalstime.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pictures-of-komodo-dragons.jpg)
Big Ach's Nose isn't that BIG!
Sharks. Crocs. The prehistoric killing machine types.Sharks---not unless you get into waters with the maneaters=not that much of threat
Sharks---not unless you get into waters with the maneaters=not that much of threat
Crocs=same thing...
Bears are both on land and sea (Polar bears), and they can run faster than humans
One defense, there was a man on Kodiak Island, who laid drunk in the middle of the road overnight. There were tons of bear tracks around him, yet nobody could figure out why they never touched him. Then "it" them....he had beans that night ;D
I think for me its the Komodo Dragon... That beast is legit scary! Strong, Vicious, got that potent venom/bacteria that poisons its prey when they bite it! And that deep hissing sound they make! Just a creepy mother fucker! Would not want to face it!
(http://animalstime.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pictures-of-komodo-dragons.jpg)
Sharks---not unless you get into waters with the maneaters=not that much of threatSee, this is where you're going wrong, here - trying to apply rationality. ;D
Crocs=same thing...
Bears are both on land and sea (Polar bears), and they can run faster than humans
One defense, there was a man on Kodiak Island, who laid drunk in the middle of the road overnight. There were tons of bear tracks around him, yet nobody could figure out why they never touched him. Then "it" them....he had beans that night ;D
:o :o
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Shark!
Saw a shark about 30 feet from shore at Clearwater Beach. Never go in the ocean
I was camping at Montauk point 20 years ago, we would all bring jet-skis and boats because the campsite was right on the beach. So i'm water skiing and i wiped out, so I'm bobbing the water just chilling , there are other boats around with people fishing and stuff..and they come and pick me up, we head in, fun day.Tiger Sharks are known to eat anything, from license plates, turtles, seagulls, to Groinks.
we get to the campsite and there's a commotion because there was a blue boat out there (it was about 200 yards from me) that caught a seven foot tiger shark.
i never went in that water ever again, that totally fucked me up.
Tiger Sharks are known to eat anything, from license plates, turtles, seagulls, to Groinks.
they are also the most plentiful sharks in Long Island waters, i came to find out :P
they are also the most plentiful sharks in Long Island waters, i came to find out :PNo wonder they get their fair share of license plates, and probably many a cemented footed person...
Bingo . . .No they cannot run faster than humans over long distances. That is pure fallacy. Unless its a Americanus Fatass
They can run faster then most humans over long distances. The have been spotted 25 miles out to see searching for food and have a pack hunting instinct.
They scare the shit out of THE BEEF
THE BEEF
I think for me its the Komodo Dragon... That beast is legit scary! Strong, Vicious, got that potent venom/bacteria that poisons its prey when they bite it! And that deep hissing sound they make! Just a creepy mother fucker! Would not want to face it!
(http://animalstime.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pictures-of-komodo-dragons.jpg)
Give me a minute, I was getting to that! I think it takes courage to take photos like that when off season, especially to post them online!ROFL i can't believe he wore that. Please tell me he didn't compete in that. My like Fat Ach as welll AHAHAHAH!!! BIG NOSE HAHAHAHA!!!
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ROFL i can't believe he wore that. Please tell me he didn't compete in that. My like Fat Ach as welll AHAHAHAH!!! BIG NOSE HAHAHAHA!!!
Give me a minute, I was getting to that! I think it takes courage to take photos like that when off season, especially to post them online!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=452445.0;attach=496829;image)
Serious, snake or spider bite, while very painful is hardly violent! The thought of being ripped apart by a bear smashing his powerfully clawed paws into your skull and body is pretty scary thought, seeing flesh hanging from your bones and major arteries spurting gallons of blood doesn't appeal to me. Give me the snake or spider bite any day. Also being killed by a shark would be pretty gruesome, their is nowhere to run and hard to defend when in the ocean.
:o :o
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Female homosapien - totally unpredictable, incredible capacity to be deceitful, has vicious weaponry between it's legs that it uses to great effect although can at times be smelly, has no conscience, can withstand inordinate amounts of mayonnaise on its face with no apparent discomfort, can manipulate its appearance from an incredibly ugly state to a thing of beauty after sundown.
My best friends dad used to say... A woman is the only animal on the planet that can bleed for 7 days straight, and not die. =p I always got a kick out of that.
I do not fuck with Great White sharks. That's one thing that will make me shit.bull sharks as well. They can go into fresh water.
oh wow - never heard that one before. you should collect all his sayings in a book for posterity.
What, never heard that one? That's a very old saying.I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic! Plus, the saying is wrong, Other animals do menstruate eg. chimpanzees, organutans, gorillas & rhesus monkeys
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic! Plus, the saying is wrong, Other animals do menstruate eg. chimpanzees, organutans, gorillas & rhesus monkeys
Yes they do, but for 7 days? I have no idea. Either way, funny saying.2-7 days, just like a human female
No they cannot run faster than humans over long distances. That is pure fallacy. Unless its a Americanus Fatass
They have a quick burst of speed, but that's it. Their leg placement (angled out)
and movement is not fit for running. Running animals have different leg placement and length.
Easy. The Killer Whale. Kills great white sharks when it wants to. Would destroy you in the water and not hesitate. Those things are scary.Funny lad. She scares me, too. ;D
Second place: Andrea Dworkin
Third place: unions
Funny lad. She scares me, too. ;D
You are aware this is photoshopped, right?It looked pretty real to me big nose hahahahahaha. Why would you humiliate yourself like that? What a frakking joke!
Not that the original is THAT much better...lol no homo
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I think for me its the Komodo Dragon... That beast is legit scary! Strong, Vicious, got that potent venom/bacteria that poisons its prey when they bite it! And that deep hissing sound they make! Just a creepy mother fucker! Would not want to face it!You got that right any drip of that saliva into your body is a death sentence
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(http://questional.com/images/uploads/99/Great-White-Shark-with-its-mouth-open.jpg)I'm with sf1900 on this one
Bush of peace.;D
This animal scares the shit out of me:
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8)IT'S A HOLE IN JUAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bull sharks as well. They can go into fresh water.
Easy. The Killer Whale. Kills great white sharks when it wants to. Would destroy you in the water and not hesitate. Those things are scary.
Second place: Andrea Dworkin
Third place: unions
Joe Rogan claims there's a theory that before World War II, Killer Whales would have no problem killing humans and did so any chance they got. Then during World War II, the military use to shoot the whales as target practice and nearly wiped them out. Supposedly since World War II, there has been no reported human deaths by a wild killer whale. Only captive whales. Rogan claims that the Whales are so smart, they made a pact to leave humans alone for good because they knew how close they came to extinction from the hands of humans.
You may be correct son, however have you ever seen Steve Irwin almost get run down? The video is out there . . . Long story short, they come at you in a pack ( on occasion ) can climb and swim. No beating those mother fuckers.
THE BEEF
I wouldnt be surprised if this is true. Theyre ridiculously intelligent. After seeing that vid where the killer whale just demolishes that shark makes me get goosebumps. Yet they are so friendly to humans (now at least)Take that Killer Whale!
What a disgusting fat pig!
Second place: Andrea Dworkin
At least you don't get this photoshop treatmentHAHAHAHAH!!!!! where did this come from?? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
What a disgusting fat pig!Agreed. Fuck Feminazis.
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Feminism is hated because women are hated. Anti-feminism is a direct expression of misogyny; it is the political defense of women hating.
Andrea Dworkin (Wrong you fat bitch - Feminism is HATED because it is worshipping the HATRED of MEN! Anti-feminism is a defence against those who HATE MEN! it is the political defence of MEN BASHING! Cant stand MAN HATERS like this, Thank GOD the FAT WHALE died young.
Take that Killer Whale!I have some fossilized teeth that maybe Meg's or regular GW's.
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(http://www.fossilguy.com/gallery/vert/fish-shark/carcharocles/megalodon_tooth_size_compare.jpg)
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Skip to 3:20...what an idiot lol. If you watch the vid all the way through he ends up in a hole surrounded by them
I have some fossilized teeth that maybe Meg's or regular GW's.Cool. How big is the Meg tooth you have? Megalodons were much bigger than Great Whites. Size estimations for the largest are up to 100 tons. That means they were 50 times heavier than the largest GWs and as heavy as a herd of elephants!
They are serated in the edges like GWs, Megs, and the rest of the family.
In Maryland, there is a place called Calvert Cliffs, where fossils literally wash up on the beach, and I'm talking each wave is full of fossilized Shark's teeth, croc fossils, ray fossils, and other animal fossils. People come and search the cliffs for more fossils, it's like the whole damn thing is a Super mega Walmart for fossils.
Joe Rogan claims there's a theory that before World War II, Killer Whales would have no problem killing humans and did so any chance they got. Then during World War II, the military use to shoot the whales as target practice and nearly wiped them out. Supposedly since World War II, there has been no reported human deaths by a wild killer whale. Only captive whales. Rogan claims that the Whales are so smart, they made a pact to leave humans alone for good because they knew how close they came to extinction from the hands of humans.
Jellyfish fucking terrify me.
You grow up on the coast in Australia, you tend to develop a healthy respect for the sea beasties, or an outright cold sweat fear.
I am terrified of jellyfish. My cousin wound up in intensive care for 2 weeks in an Airlie Beach hospital, his heart stopped 3 times and all he did was happen to walk into the chopped up tentacle of a box jellyfish in shallow water.
The tentacle. It wasn't even the fucking jelly - just a bit of it.
Fuck that.
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Skip to 3:20...what an idiot lol. If you watch the vid all the way through he ends up in a hole surrounded by them
No one brought up the honey badger? Doesnt anyone care? Doesnt anyone give a shit?I said the Wolverine, which is almost the same thing.
No one brought up the honey badger? Doesnt anyone care? Doesnt anyone give a shit?
I said the Wolverine, which is almost the same thing.
friggin megalodon. creature made up by teenagers. what's next? dragon?haha ok. They found fossils and extrapolated the size. Nobody is disputing these things lived.
friggin megalodon. creature made up by teenagers. what's next? dragon?
The thought of a shark in the water if you swimming is pretty fucken scary!
I like snorkeling and yea, the thought of seeing a shark in the corner of my vision is not one I want to think about for too long!
Besides a Meg a male lion will make you piss your pants. I've seen these fuckers up close and played with cubs and even the little ones will scratch the shit out of you. If you saw a lion in your backyard and nowhere to hide and nothing to defend yourself with you will know a painful death is in your future. The stench of rotting flesh permeates when they breathe.
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haha ok. They found fossils and extrapolated the size. Nobody is disputing these things lived.
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Jesus!
I'm sure this has been mentioned but isn't there some barbed fish that can swim up your cock?
That scares the shit out of me
How often do you take a piss in the Amazon rivers? :o
I'm sure this has been mentioned but isn't there some barbed fish that can swim up your cock?Candeeru or some shit.
That scares the shit out of me
why would a lion ever be in my backyard, genius?Perhaps it escaped a zoo, who knows? Use your imagination!
Perhaps it escaped a zoo, who knows? Use your imagination!
I'm sure this has been mentioned but isn't there some barbed fish that can swim up your cock?
That scares the shit out of me