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Title: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2013, 12:52:54 PM
So I ordered flowers from a shop 4 blocks for my girls office. I placed the fucking order 2 weeks ago. so it isn't a rush order. Place hasn't delivered yet. The won't answer my phone calls. I even tried calling with the burner iPhone app, that gives you a fake number, they just hang up without taking the call. I won't be able to go to the shop until after they close at 5, which is in 2 hours from now. What should I do, the only thing i can think of is to cancel my CC order if they don't deliver. But even then, im fucked. >:( >:(
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: chaos on February 14, 2013, 01:02:22 PM
Have you thought of shooting up some cops, posting a manifesto on facebook, then running for the hills?
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2013, 01:04:46 PM
Have you thought of shooting up some cops, posting a manifesto on facebook, then running for the hills?
humm.. Would the cops burn me alive in a closet?
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: chaos on February 14, 2013, 01:06:09 PM
humm.. Would the cops burn me alive in a closet?
Yes. But it would be justified and totally acceptable. Unlike lethal injection.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2013, 01:07:49 PM
Yes. But it would be justified and totally acceptable. Unlike lethal injection.
i'll pass.
what happen to the good old fashion fights to the death?
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 01:08:30 PM
I would just work up a good pyramid-shit and go to their store and take a big dump and not flush.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: CalvinH on February 14, 2013, 01:08:52 PM
i'll pass.
what happen to the good old fashion fights to the death?


She doesn't get her flowers and it just might be.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2013, 01:10:34 PM
I would just work up a good pyramid-shit and go to their store and take a big dump and not flush.
maybe i can pick up the flowers tomorrow, walk out the door and then throw them though the window.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2013, 01:11:13 PM

She doesn't get her flowers and it just might be.
:'( :'(
i need a back up plan.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: CalvinH on February 14, 2013, 01:13:48 PM
:'( :'(
i need a back up plan.


Stop and buy her flowers,cancel order.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 01:13:59 PM
You could give her the gift of the cock.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Nails on February 14, 2013, 01:16:37 PM
My girl txt me today, "All these girls are getting flowers today"


I Told her, "well maybe you should steal their man away from them so they can send you flowers next year"


One day of  Pussy < $100 more in my pocket
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2013, 01:17:08 PM
So I ordered flowers from a shop 4 blocks for my girls office. I placed the fucking order 2 weeks ago. so it isn't a rush order. Place hasn't delivered yet. The won't answer my phone calls. I even tried calling with the burner iPhone app, that gives you a fake number, they just hang up without taking the call. I won't be able to go to the shop until after they close at 5, which is in 2 hours from now. What should I do, the only thing i can think of is to cancel my CC order if they don't deliver. But even then, im fucked. >:( >:(
they are probably dealing with all the orders.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2013, 01:18:36 PM
You could give her the gift of the cock.
dinner and sex is still happening.
My theory about flowers, is that girl's don't really like flowers, it is just to show off to other girls.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 14, 2013, 01:19:08 PM
:'( :'(
i need a back up plan.

go get some fucking Flowers...LOL.

I got my two Dozen roses last night, wasn't taking any chances.  I hand deliver, fuck the florist.

and yes....the gift of cock will be given many times this evening, there will be no groink sighting on Getbig...LOL
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 14, 2013, 01:19:13 PM
Get in yo car and drive there, pull off your shirt and do a full muscular on their counter and then proceed to hulk smash their store.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 01:19:33 PM
My girl txt me today, "All these girls are getting flowers today"


I Told her, "well maybe you should steal their man away from them so they can send you flowers next year"


One day of  Pussy < $100 more in my pocket

Haha, did she issue a response?
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 01:20:40 PM
My theory about flowers, is that girl's don't really like flowers, it is just to show off to other girls.

Yes this is very true and about many more things than just flowers.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: CalvinH on February 14, 2013, 01:22:59 PM
dinner and sex is still happening.
My theory about flowers, is that girl's don't really like flowers, it is just to show off to other girls.


Don't be to sure maybe no flowers=no gift of cock.


...then you'll be stuck here posting on GB with the likes of ratard.ukjeff, and anabolchalo :(
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Nails on February 14, 2013, 01:23:52 PM
Haha, did she issue a response?

yea

"Dont txt me the rest of the day at work"   ;D
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 14, 2013, 01:25:10 PM
Hit a gas station and get some gas station flowers. They might have jacked up the prices for today. Also many supermarkets have fantastic roses. Same ones that are delivered to the flower shop minus the green and white stuff they add to make $12 dollar roses $50 dollar roses.  
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 14, 2013, 01:25:55 PM
Fuck that.

Dinner at a nice restaurant with wine is easily $150+, movies are now $34 for two, popcorn and drink add another $20, then flowers, another $50, gas $35 of driving around.  Time invested about 6-7 hours.

Easily a $500 night for sex with pussy you've fucked many times before.

For $500 I can get an hour massage, have sex with a crazy hot chick and still have $420 to spend on test and tren.


Suckers get sucked I guess.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: snx on February 14, 2013, 01:35:07 PM
Fuck that.

Dinner at a nice restaurant with wine is easily $150+, movies are now $34 for two, popcorn and drink add another $20, then flowers, another $50, gas $35 of driving around.  Time invested about 6-7 hours.

Easily a $500 night for sex with pussy you've fucked many times before.

For $500 I can get an hour massage, have sex with a crazy hot chick and still have $420 to spend on test and tren.


Suckers get sucked I guess.

Remember, good friend: you're not buying tonight's sex. Your buying your sex for the next year (or at least the implied promise and permission thereof).
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: anabolichalo on February 14, 2013, 01:37:58 PM
Fuck that.

Dinner at a nice restaurant with wine is easily $150+, movies are now $34 for two, popcorn and drink add another $20, then flowers, another $50, gas $35 of driving around.  Time invested about 6-7 hours.

Easily a $500 night for sex with pussy you've fucked many times before.

For $500 I can get an hour massage, have sex with a crazy hot chick and still have $420 to spend on test and tren.


Suckers get sucked I guess.
yeah it sucks

does this mean you are single for life

what about woman to breed with and have around the house

destined to lose money that way
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 14, 2013, 01:39:15 PM
$3.00 for gas for the girl to go pick up a pizza, Valetine's day is done.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 14, 2013, 01:39:59 PM
Fuck that.

Dinner at a nice restaurant with wine is easily $150+, movies are now $34 for two, popcorn and drink add another $20, then flowers, another $50, gas $35 of driving around.  Time invested about 6-7 hours.

Easily a $500 night for sex with pussy you've fucked many times before.

For $500 I can get an hour massage, have sex with a crazy hot chick and still have $420 to spend on test and tren.


Suckers get sucked I guess.

lol......listen to Romeo here, i guess that 18 year old hottie better get used to the fact she's dating a cheap douchebag
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 01:40:56 PM
So I ordered flowers from a shop 4 blocks for my girls office. I placed the fucking order 2 weeks ago. so it isn't a rush order. Place hasn't delivered yet. The won't answer my phone calls. I even tried calling with the burner iPhone app, that gives you a fake number, they just hang up without taking the call. I won't be able to go to the shop until after they close at 5, which is in 2 hours from now. What should I do, the only thing i can think of is to cancel my CC order if they don't deliver. But even then, im fucked. >:( >:(
U ok bro?  You aren`t going to really burn anything down, are you?
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on February 14, 2013, 01:42:20 PM
So I ordered flowers from a shop 4 blocks for my girls office. I placed the fucking order 2 weeks ago. so it isn't a rush order. Place hasn't delivered yet. The won't answer my phone calls. I even tried calling with the burner iPhone app, that gives you a fake number, they just hang up without taking the call. I won't be able to go to the shop until after they close at 5, which is in 2 hours from now. What should I do, the only thing i can think of is to cancel my CC order if they don't deliver. But even then, im fucked. >:( >:(

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!
 
What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Hollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Butterbean on February 14, 2013, 01:42:27 PM


I would just work up a good pyramid-shit and go to their store and take a big dump and not flush.

Be sure to put a piece of cheese on top so they know it is human.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: CalvinH on February 14, 2013, 01:47:03 PM
U ok bro?  You aren`t going to really burn anything down, are you?


So are you going to regale us with what special plant seed,dirt, and water you used to grow your own Valentines day flower for Jezzabelle ??? :)
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 01:53:31 PM

So are you going to regale us with what special plant seed,dirt, and water you used to grow your own Valentines day flower for Jezzabelle ??? :)
We don`t do Valentines Day.  Nobody gets anything.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: CalvinH on February 14, 2013, 01:54:58 PM
We don`t do Valentines Day.  Nobody gets anything.

You know you could have come up with somthing good like your recipes.


...thanks pal :(
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 01:58:52 PM
You know you could have come up with somthing good like your recipes.


...thanks pal :(
Well yeah, I do have four pizza doughs cold fermenting and I did make a Tomato Sauce last night which simmered for 2 hours, so there will be Pizza.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: deadz on February 14, 2013, 01:59:10 PM
My wife got $300 worth of spa services at the Red Door Spa.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Radical Plato on February 14, 2013, 02:01:00 PM
Purchased flowers from the supermarket when grocery shopping, also got a Valentines day Mudcake, used my Photoshop skills to make a Custom Card, went out to dinner and then late night Shopping.  I thought it was a crappy effort until I heard my partners daughter in tears, who must have the shittiest boyfriend on the planet, he promised fancy dinner and to spend the day with her, he completely bailed, was drinking with his mates and gave her nothing.  Didn't even show up to say Happy Valentines day.  That stupid young fucker made my efforts look great.  Dumb young fuck, what is wrong with young people today.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 02:01:26 PM
My wife got $300 worth of spa services at the Red Door Spa.
You could have saved 300 by just using your bathtub at home and some Glade Plug Ins.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 02:02:56 PM
Purchased flowers from the supermarket when grocery shopping, also got a Valentines day Mudcake, used my Photoshop skills to make a Custom Card, went out to dinner and then late night Shopping.  I thought it was a crappy effort until I heard my partners daughter in tears, who must have the shittiest boyfriend on the planet, he promised fancy dinner and to spend the day with her, he completely bailed, was drinking with his mates and gave her nothing.  Didn't even show up to say Happy Valentines day.  That stupid young fucker mad my efforts look great.  Dumb young fuck, what is wrong with young people today.
Valentine`s Day is just a commercially crafted holiday which you proved in point by falling for the whole thing- Hook, Line and Sinker.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: deadz on February 14, 2013, 02:03:24 PM
You could have saved 300 by just using your bathtub at home and some Glade Plug Ins.
Nah, she wanted spa services and she got spa services. Unlike most married couples I actually love my wife.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: BIG ACH on February 14, 2013, 02:04:24 PM
I skipped the flowers this year (my wife actually supported that idea :-)) I just did a card, a box of chocolate, and dinner reservations!


On the flip side, my wife got up extra early today and cooked me an amaaaazing surprise valentine's day breakfast  ;D
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 02:04:52 PM
Fucking babies need a holiday every month or a celebration.  Election, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Sandy Hook, Christmas, New Years, Superb Owl, Dorner Day, Valentines Day- its growing quite tiresome.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Nails on February 14, 2013, 02:06:02 PM
I skipped the flowers this year (my wife actually supported that idea :-)) I just did a card, a box of chocolate, and dinner reservations!


On the flip side, my wife got up extra early today and cooked me an amaaaazing surprise valentine's day breakfast  ;D

tossed salad  ???
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 02:06:16 PM
I skipped the flowers this year (my wife actually supported that idea :-)) I just did a card, a box of chocolate, and dinner reservations!


On the flip side, my wife got up extra early today and cooked me an amaaaazing surprise valentine's day breakfast  ;D
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a38d3e2ad6140232d68005eaa93409f/tumblr_mfr20sz41o1rmoufuo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: deadz on February 14, 2013, 02:07:03 PM
Fucking babies need a holiday every month or a celebration.  Election, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Sandy Hook, Christmas, New Years, Superb Owl, Valentines Day- its growing quite tiresome.
Agree to some extent. We only celebrate birthdays and Valentines. Americans are too eager to relish in the next BIG holiday, quite pathetic.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Radical Plato on February 14, 2013, 02:08:53 PM
Valentine`s Day is just a commercially crafted holiday which you proved in point by falling for the whole thing- Hook, Line and Sinker.
I am aware of the commerciality of it, I do this type of thing occasionally for my girlfriend anyway, so I don't mind doing it on Valentines Day. Do you even have a woman?, if you do, it would be wise to spend a few dollars on her on Valentines day, unless you want to be constantly reminded how your a lousy boyfriend who wouldn't even buy a box of chocolates for his girlfriend on Valentines day at random intervals throughout the year.  I don't mind spending a few dollars on the woman I share my life with, it's a wise choice Relationship wise and secondly I'm not some stingy tight arse who uses the excuse of EVIL Commercial Interests to avoid buying his girlfriend a gift.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 02:09:54 PM
Agree to some extent. We only celebrate birthdays and Valentines. Americans are too eager to relish in the next BIG holiday, quite pathetic.
Its out of hand because EVERYTHING stops for these "holidays".  The build up to these "Holidays" are also ridiculous.  People don`t even know why they do it and they get angry when it doesn`t go as planned (which is never).  Crime rates are hilarious when it comes to holidays. The domestic disputes spike and all for what?
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 02:11:47 PM
I am aware of the commerciality of it, I do this type of thing occasionally for my girlfriend anyway, so I don't mind doing it on Valentines Day. Do you even have a woman?, if you do, it would be wise to spend a few dollars on her on Valentines day, unless you want to be constantly reminded how your a lousy boyfriend who wouldn't even buy a box of chocolates for his girlfriend on Valentines day at random intervals throughout the year.  I don't mind spending a few dollars on the woman I share my life with, it's a wise choice Relationship wise and secondly I'm not some stingy tight arse who uses the excuse of EVIL Commercial Interests to avoid buying his girlfriend a gift.
Sorry, but Jezebelle doesn`t require anything that she doesn`t already have. You know how she is spending Valentine`s Day right now?  Outside moving Azaleas and making a compost bed for Tomatoes.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: deadz on February 14, 2013, 02:11:55 PM
Its out of hand because EVERYTHING stops for these "holidays".  The build up to these "Holidays" are also ridiculous.  People don`t even know why they do it and they get angry when it doesn`t go as planned (which is never).  Crime rates are hilarious when it comes to holidays. The domestic disputes spike and all for what?
So idiot Americans can have another reason to get drunk.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Princess L on February 14, 2013, 02:14:50 PM
So I ordered flowers from a shop 4 blocks for my girls office. I placed the fucking order 2 weeks ago. so it isn't a rush order. Place hasn't delivered yet. The won't answer my phone calls. I even tried calling with the burner iPhone app, that gives you a fake number, they just hang up without taking the call. I won't be able to go to the shop until after they close at 5, which is in 2 hours from now. What should I do, the only thing i can think of is to cancel my CC order if they don't deliver. But even then, im fucked. >:( >:(

Did you have a time deadline for delivery?  I'm sure they'll be delivered before close of business.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 02:16:08 PM
So idiot Americans can have another reason to get drunk.
The Superb Owl is nearly as big as Halloween.

(http://i49.tinypic.com/2ptpjko.jpg)
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 14, 2013, 02:20:57 PM
True Adonis doesn't need to give gifts because he is the gift.

TA, what's on your romantic dinner menu for tonight?
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 02:31:27 PM
True Adonis doesn't need to give gifts because he is the gift.

TA, what's on your romantic dinner menu for tonight?
Deep Dish Pizza with Caramelized Onions.  I have the dough stretching in the pan as I took two out from cold fermentation.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 14, 2013, 02:42:29 PM
Valentine`s Day is just a commercially crafted holiday which you proved in point by falling for the whole thing- Hook, Line and Sinker.
Exactly.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: littledumbells on February 14, 2013, 03:35:44 PM
My girl txt me today, "All these girls are getting flowers today"


I Told her, "well maybe you should steal their man away from them so they can send you flowers next year"


One day of  Pussy < $100 more in my pocket

  she is obviously needy and insecure. move on, its over
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: NotSure on February 14, 2013, 03:41:28 PM
Fucking babies need a holiday every month or a celebration.  Election, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Sandy Hook, Christmas, New Years, Superb Owl, Dorner Day, Valentines Day- its growing quite tiresome.
ROFLOMFG Frakking post of the year right here.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2013, 03:49:11 PM
Did you have a time deadline for delivery?  I'm sure they'll be delivered before close of business.
My girl didn't seem mad, she was like, " i just pick them up after work if they dont deliver them." fuck that. I pay to have them to be delivered, on time would be nice too.
I finally got though. She told me to hold on and she called the driver. I was on hold for 10 minutes. She said, "Don't quote me but one place was closed for lunch" I told her that wasn't my girl's office because they have to be open at lunch by law. There is always at least a clerk there. So then she said "i say don't quote me" and to "bare with her" because they are really busy. No Shit ::)
anyway, they delivered them 6 minutes after the office closed.  :-\
Bad yelp and google review time ;D i will never used them again. Im going back to using 1800 flowers.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2013, 03:50:03 PM
Exactly.
x2, but chicks expected something.
Title: Re: flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 14, 2013, 03:54:33 PM
x2, but chicks expected something.
Not all of them.