flower shop is acting like a bitch, what to do?

[Palpatine Q]

Fuck that.

Dinner at a nice restaurant with wine is easily $150+, movies are now $34 for two, popcorn and drink add another $20, then flowers, another $50, gas $35 of driving around.  Time invested about 6-7 hours.

Easily a $500 night for sex with pussy you've fucked many times before.

For $500 I can get an hour massage, have sex with a crazy hot chick and still have $420 to spend on test and tren.


Suckers get sucked I guess.

lol......listen to Romeo here, i guess that 18 year old hottie better get used to the fact she's dating a cheap douchebag

[The True Adonis]

So I ordered flowers from a shop 4 blocks for my girls office. I placed the fucking order 2 weeks ago. so it isn't a rush order. Place hasn't delivered yet. The won't answer my phone calls. I even tried calling with the burner iPhone app, that gives you a fake number, they just hang up without taking the call. I won't be able to go to the shop until after they close at 5, which is in 2 hours from now. What should I do, the only thing i can think of is to cancel my CC order if they don't deliver. But even then, im fucked.

U ok bro?  You aren`t going to really burn anything down, are you?

[HockeyFightFan]

So I ordered flowers from a shop 4 blocks for my girls office. I placed the fucking order 2 weeks ago. so it isn't a rush order. Place hasn't delivered yet. The won't answer my phone calls. I even tried calling with the burner iPhone app, that gives you a fake number, they just hang up without taking the call. I won't be able to go to the shop until after they close at 5, which is in 2 hours from now. What should I do, the only thing i can think of is to cancel my CC order if they don't deliver. But even then, im fucked.

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!
 
What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Hollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!

[Butterbean]

I would just work up a good pyramid-shit and go to their store and take a big dump and not flush.

Be sure to put a piece of cheese on top so they know it is human.

[CalvinH]

U ok bro?  You aren`t going to really burn anything down, are you?

So are you going to regale us with what special plant seed,dirt, and water you used to grow your own Valentines day flower for Jezzabelle

[The True Adonis]

So are you going to regale us with what special plant seed,dirt, and water you used to grow your own Valentines day flower for Jezzabelle

We don`t do Valentines Day.  Nobody gets anything.

[CalvinH]

We don`t do Valentines Day.  Nobody gets anything.

You know you could have come up with somthing good like your recipes.


...thanks pal

[The True Adonis]

You know you could have come up with somthing good like your recipes.


...thanks pal

Well yeah, I do have four pizza doughs cold fermenting and I did make a Tomato Sauce last night which simmered for 2 hours, so there will be Pizza.

[deadz]

My wife got $300 worth of spa services at the Red Door Spa.

[Radical Plato]

Purchased flowers from the supermarket when grocery shopping, also got a Valentines day Mudcake, used my Photoshop skills to make a Custom Card, went out to dinner and then late night Shopping.  I thought it was a crappy effort until I heard my partners daughter in tears, who must have the shittiest boyfriend on the planet, he promised fancy dinner and to spend the day with her, he completely bailed, was drinking with his mates and gave her nothing.  Didn't even show up to say Happy Valentines day.  That stupid young fucker made my efforts look great.  Dumb young fuck, what is wrong with young people today.

[The True Adonis]

My wife got $300 worth of spa services at the Red Door Spa.

You could have saved 300 by just using your bathtub at home and some Glade Plug Ins.

[The True Adonis]

Purchased flowers from the supermarket when grocery shopping, also got a Valentines day Mudcake, used my Photoshop skills to make a Custom Card, went out to dinner and then late night Shopping.  I thought it was a crappy effort until I heard my partners daughter in tears, who must have the shittiest boyfriend on the planet, he promised fancy dinner and to spend the day with her, he completely bailed, was drinking with his mates and gave her nothing.  Didn't even show up to say Happy Valentines day.  That stupid young fucker mad my efforts look great.  Dumb young fuck, what is wrong with young people today.

Valentine`s Day is just a commercially crafted holiday which you proved in point by falling for the whole thing- Hook, Line and Sinker.

[deadz]

You could have saved 300 by just using your bathtub at home and some Glade Plug Ins.

Nah, she wanted spa services and she got spa services. Unlike most married couples I actually love my wife.

[BIG ACH]

I skipped the flowers this year (my wife actually supported that idea :-)) I just did a card, a box of chocolate, and dinner reservations!


On the flip side, my wife got up extra early today and cooked me an amaaaazing surprise valentine's day breakfast  

[The True Adonis]

Fucking babies need a holiday every month or a celebration.  Election, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Sandy Hook, Christmas, New Years, Superb Owl, Dorner Day, Valentines Day- its growing quite tiresome.

[Nails]

I skipped the flowers this year (my wife actually supported that idea :-)) I just did a card, a box of chocolate, and dinner reservations!


On the flip side, my wife got up extra early today and cooked me an amaaaazing surprise valentine's day breakfast  

tossed salad 

[The True Adonis]

I skipped the flowers this year (my wife actually supported that idea :-)) I just did a card, a box of chocolate, and dinner reservations!


On the flip side, my wife got up extra early today and cooked me an amaaaazing surprise valentine's day breakfast  

[deadz]

Fucking babies need a holiday every month or a celebration.  Election, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Sandy Hook, Christmas, New Years, Superb Owl, Valentines Day- its growing quite tiresome.

Agree to some extent. We only celebrate birthdays and Valentines. Americans are too eager to relish in the next BIG holiday, quite pathetic.

[Radical Plato]

Valentine`s Day is just a commercially crafted holiday which you proved in point by falling for the whole thing- Hook, Line and Sinker.

I am aware of the commerciality of it, I do this type of thing occasionally for my girlfriend anyway, so I don't mind doing it on Valentines Day. Do you even have a woman?, if you do, it would be wise to spend a few dollars on her on Valentines day, unless you want to be constantly reminded how your a lousy boyfriend who wouldn't even buy a box of chocolates for his girlfriend on Valentines day at random intervals throughout the year.  I don't mind spending a few dollars on the woman I share my life with, it's a wise choice Relationship wise and secondly I'm not some stingy tight arse who uses the excuse of EVIL Commercial Interests to avoid buying his girlfriend a gift.

[The True Adonis]

Agree to some extent. We only celebrate birthdays and Valentines. Americans are too eager to relish in the next BIG holiday, quite pathetic.

Its out of hand because EVERYTHING stops for these "holidays".  The build up to these "Holidays" are also ridiculous.  People don`t even know why they do it and they get angry when it doesn`t go as planned (which is never).  Crime rates are hilarious when it comes to holidays. The domestic disputes spike and all for what?

[The True Adonis]

I am aware of the commerciality of it, I do this type of thing occasionally for my girlfriend anyway, so I don't mind doing it on Valentines Day. Do you even have a woman?, if you do, it would be wise to spend a few dollars on her on Valentines day, unless you want to be constantly reminded how your a lousy boyfriend who wouldn't even buy a box of chocolates for his girlfriend on Valentines day at random intervals throughout the year.  I don't mind spending a few dollars on the woman I share my life with, it's a wise choice Relationship wise and secondly I'm not some stingy tight arse who uses the excuse of EVIL Commercial Interests to avoid buying his girlfriend a gift.

Sorry, but Jezebelle doesn`t require anything that she doesn`t already have. You know how she is spending Valentine`s Day right now?  Outside moving Azaleas and making a compost bed for Tomatoes.

[deadz]

Its out of hand because EVERYTHING stops for these "holidays".  The build up to these "Holidays" are also ridiculous.  People don`t even know why they do it and they get angry when it doesn`t go as planned (which is never).  Crime rates are hilarious when it comes to holidays. The domestic disputes spike and all for what?

So idiot Americans can have another reason to get drunk.

[Princess L]

So I ordered flowers from a shop 4 blocks for my girls office. I placed the fucking order 2 weeks ago. so it isn't a rush order. Place hasn't delivered yet. The won't answer my phone calls. I even tried calling with the burner iPhone app, that gives you a fake number, they just hang up without taking the call. I won't be able to go to the shop until after they close at 5, which is in 2 hours from now. What should I do, the only thing i can think of is to cancel my CC order if they don't deliver. But even then, im fucked.

Did you have a time deadline for delivery?  I'm sure they'll be delivered before close of business.

[The True Adonis]

So idiot Americans can have another reason to get drunk.

The Superb Owl is nearly as big as Halloween.

[El Diablo Blanco]

True Adonis doesn't need to give gifts because he is the gift.

TA, what's on your romantic dinner menu for tonight?