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Title: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 14, 2013, 04:55:08 PM
“No successful strength and conditioning program has anywhere ever been derived from scientific principles. Those claiming efficacy or legitimacy on the basis of theories they’ve either invented or corralled to explain their programming are guilty of fraud. Programming derives from clinical practice and can only be justified or legitimized by the results of that practice”. – Greg Glassman


What a tool.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:00:33 PM
Would you take fitness advice from this man ???

(http://crossfitlondonuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/greg.jpg)
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: arce1988 on February 14, 2013, 05:01:16 PM
   ;D
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: WOOO on February 14, 2013, 05:01:43 PM
Would you take fitness advice from this man ???

(http://crossfitlondonuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/greg.jpg)

Only if it involved 12oz curls.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Nails on February 14, 2013, 05:03:11 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=260872.0;attach=301951;image)
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:03:32 PM
Only if it involved 12oz curls.

He looks like the guy at the gym who's always talking about how jacked he used to be and how he's thinking about getting "back into shape".
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: arce1988 on February 14, 2013, 05:04:42 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=260872.0;attach=301951;image)


 Damn is she fine
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:05:16 PM

 Damn is she fine

Yes iwhi

Will Think does not go in with the hover-hand I will give him that at least.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: WOOO on February 14, 2013, 05:06:00 PM
He looks like the guy at the gym who's always talking about how jacked he used to be and how he's thinking about getting "back into shape".

Or the guy who wants to tell you where to put your elbows while you're sucking him off...

Wait. That's not right.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: arce1988 on February 14, 2013, 05:06:28 PM
"Or the guy who wants to tell you where to put your elbows while you're sucking him off...

Wait. That's not right." - WOOO


^

 ;D
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 14, 2013, 05:08:08 PM
Cross fit sucks, just lift some damn heavy weights cut your cals good to go.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:10:09 PM
Cross fit sucks, just lift some damn heavy weights cut your cals good to go.

What are you putting up on triceps kick-backs these days Mr. N?
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 14, 2013, 05:35:25 PM
A must watch. Incredible insight.

Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 14, 2013, 05:41:55 PM
What are you putting up on triceps kick-backs these days Mr. N?
Around 110lbs, using a cement plastic barbell set from Walmart. Just use the whole bar blows up the tri's like a mofo.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: che on February 14, 2013, 05:42:30 PM
“No successful strength and conditioning program has anywhere ever been derived from scientific principles. Those claiming efficacy or legitimacy on the basis of theories they’ve either invented or corralled to explain their programming are guilty of fraud. Programming derives from clinical practice and can only be justified or legitimized by the results of that practice”. – Greg Glassman


I agree.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:43:55 PM
I suspect this Glass Man dicksneeze is just making stuff up.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2013, 05:47:50 PM
Lol crossfitters dumber then dog shit.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: BB on February 14, 2013, 05:51:06 PM
Glassman's ladies -

(http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/cf33d6ab2d8b3d7dd0dc364fa4bc7e55/l.jpg).

Left - ex wife.

Middle - recent, current.

Right - rumored fling.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:53:57 PM
Isn't the giant-titted one on the right that AllisonNYC chick?

I have a list of shameful sex acts I'd like to inflict upon her.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Fuzzy Nuts on February 14, 2013, 05:55:04 PM
“No successful strength and conditioning program has anywhere ever been derived from scientific principles. Those claiming efficacy or legitimacy on the basis of theories they’ve either invented or corralled to explain their programming are guilty of fraud. Programming derives from clinical practice and can only be justified or legitimized by the results of that practice”. – Greg Glassman


What a tool.
Oh, the irony.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: BB on February 14, 2013, 05:56:05 PM
Isn't the giant-titted one on the right that AllisonNYC chick?

I have a list of shameful sex acts I'd like to inflict upon her.

Yep.

Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 14, 2013, 06:09:34 PM
Isn't the giant-titted one on the right that AllisonNYC chick?

I have a list of shameful sex acts I'd like to inflict upon her.

She and her boyfriend had a place near me. They folded up in the middle of the night. Bad people.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 14, 2013, 06:20:17 PM
I agree.

This does not surprise me.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: WOOO on February 14, 2013, 06:20:41 PM
This does not surprise me.

This does not surprise me.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: BB on February 14, 2013, 06:35:21 PM
Coach G teaches you geometry, fashion, weight training, and how to impress the women folk -

[ Invalid YouTube link ].

Crossfit is also in a spat with Reebok now too.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 14, 2013, 07:12:17 PM
Oh, the irony.

That you're still hiding?
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: NelsonMuntz on February 14, 2013, 10:33:11 PM
Crossfit is essentially a ripoff of every other circuit type pha training that has been making the rounds the last half century with its own spin on things, spin from I have seen in the gym involves doing shit in very ballistic soft tissue and joint damaging bad form and taking up and invading others workout space in the gym.

That Glassman guy teaching all this stuff reminds me of Mentzer the last years of his life teaching others how to train 20-30 minutes a couple of weeks yet not taking time themselves to do the same thing and look the part.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: arce1988 on February 14, 2013, 11:03:41 PM
(http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/cf33d6ab2d8b3d7dd0dc364fa4bc7e55/l.jpg)
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 14, 2013, 11:11:26 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=260872.0;attach=301951;image)

It fascinates me that Will was getting ready to step out the door that morning on the way to the Arnold expo, when he turned around and thought to himself, "almost forget my vest."
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: WOOO on February 15, 2013, 02:59:27 AM
That you're still hiding?

This does not surprise me.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: _bruce_ on February 15, 2013, 04:48:21 AM
Dude's a retarded schmoe.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: WOOO on February 15, 2013, 06:21:27 AM
Dude's a retarded schmoe.


This does not surprise me.
Title: Re: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler
Post by: snx on February 15, 2013, 06:33:15 AM
It fascinates me that Will was getting ready to step out the door that morning on the way to the Arnold expo, when he turned around and thought to himself, "almost forget my vest."

LOL'd.

A bold fashion statement!