Author Topic: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler (Read 8374 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** February 14, 2013, 04:55:08 PM »

“No successful strength and conditioning program has anywhere ever been derived from scientific principles. Those claiming efficacy or legitimacy on the basis of theories they’ve either invented or corralled to explain their programming are guilty of fraud. Programming derives from clinical practice and can only be justified or legitimized by the results of that practice”. – Greg Glassman

What a tool.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:00:33 PM »

Would you take fitness advice from this man

arce1988 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:01:16 PM »

WOOO · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:01:43 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:00:33 PM

Would you take fitness advice from this man

Only if it involved 12oz curls.

Nails · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:03:11 PM »

Hulkotron · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:03:32 PM »

Quote from: WOOO on February 14, 2013, 05:01:43 PM

Only if it involved 12oz curls.

He looks like the guy at the gym who's always talking about how jacked he used to be and how he's thinking about getting "back into shape".

arce1988 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:04:42 PM »

Damn is she fine

Hulkotron · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:05:16 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on February 14, 2013, 05:04:42 PM

Damn is she fine

Yes iwhi

Will Think does not go in with the hover-hand I will give him that at least.

WOOO · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:06:00 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:03:32 PM

He looks like the guy at the gym who's always talking about how jacked he used to be and how he's thinking about getting "back into shape".

Or the guy who wants to tell you where to put your elbows while you're sucking him off...

Wait. That's not right.

arce1988 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:06:28 PM »

"Or the guy who wants to tell you where to put your elbows while you're sucking him off...

Wait. That's not right." - WOOO

^

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:08:08 PM »

Cross fit sucks, just lift some damn heavy weights cut your cals good to go.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:10:09 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on February 14, 2013, 05:08:08 PM

Cross fit sucks, just lift some damn heavy weights cut your cals good to go.

What are you putting up on triceps kick-backs these days Mr. N?

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:35:25 PM »

A must watch. Incredible insight.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:41:55 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:10:09 PM

What are you putting up on triceps kick-backs these days Mr. N?

Around 110lbs, using a cement plastic barbell set from Walmart. Just use the whole bar blows up the tri's like a mofo.

che · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:42:30 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on February 14, 2013, 04:55:08 PM

“No successful strength and conditioning program has anywhere ever been derived from scientific principles. Those claiming efficacy or legitimacy on the basis of theories they’ve either invented or corralled to explain their programming are guilty of fraud. Programming derives from clinical practice and can only be justified or legitimized by the results of that practice”. – Greg Glassman

I agree.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:43:55 PM »

I suspect this Glass Man dicksneeze is just making stuff up.

HTexan · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:47:50 PM »

Lol crossfitters dumber then dog shit.

BB · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:51:06 PM »

Glassman's ladies -

.

Left - ex wife.

Middle - recent, current.

Right - rumored fling.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:53:57 PM »

Isn't the giant-titted one on the right that AllisonNYC chick?

I have a list of shameful sex acts I'd like to inflict upon her.

Fuzzy Nuts · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:55:04 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on February 14, 2013, 04:55:08 PM

“No successful strength and conditioning program has anywhere ever been derived from scientific principles. Those claiming efficacy or legitimacy on the basis of theories they’ve either invented or corralled to explain their programming are guilty of fraud. Programming derives from clinical practice and can only be justified or legitimized by the results of that practice”. – Greg Glassman

What a tool.

Oh, the irony.

BB · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:56:05 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:53:57 PM

Isn't the giant-titted one on the right that AllisonNYC chick?

I have a list of shameful sex acts I'd like to inflict upon her.

Yep.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 14, 2013, 06:09:34 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 14, 2013, 05:53:57 PM

Isn't the giant-titted one on the right that AllisonNYC chick?

I have a list of shameful sex acts I'd like to inflict upon her.

She and her boyfriend had a place near me. They folded up in the middle of the night. Bad people.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #22 on:** February 14, 2013, 06:20:17 PM »

Quote from: che on February 14, 2013, 05:42:30 PM

I agree.

This does not surprise me.

WOOO · « **Reply #23 on:** February 14, 2013, 06:20:41 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on February 14, 2013, 06:20:17 PM

This does not surprise me.

This does not surprise me.

BB · « **Reply #24 on:** February 14, 2013, 06:35:21 PM »

Coach G teaches you geometry, fashion, weight training, and how to impress the women folk -

[ Invalid YouTube link ].

Crossfit is also in a spat with Reebok now too.

Author Topic: Dumbass CROSSFIT quote of the decade from their ruler (Read 8374 times)

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