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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: syntaxmachine on February 16, 2013, 08:24:43 AM
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Thanks to fellow getbigger 'Nomad,' we now have awareness of the analbolic window, a short period after training during which the muscles of the anus are especially apt to absorb everything from protein to AAS. (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=455599.0)
It is uncontroversial that inserting a variety of substances into one's anus leads to superior absorption rates. Many MDMA users, for example, report achieving a more effective high in less time via "butt bumping," or inserting the MDMA tablet into their poopenschaft.
What does this mean for bodybuilders, those of us dedicated to do whatever it takes to acquire lean mass? Simple: given the exponential increase in protein and AAS absorption that results from the combination of already superior anal absorption and the infinite power of the analbolic window, we are on the cusp of a muscle building revolution. It is no exaggeration to say that your ass is now your future.
Here's a summary of a peer-reviewed article corroborating the validity of anal absorption of AAS suppository successes (AAAASSS):
[Rectal absorption of steroids].
[Article in German]
Cameron BD, Johnston AM, Speirs G, Ludwig G.
Abstract
The investigations were designed to evaluate the systemic absorption of two steroids from suppositories. The suppositories containing either Deca-Durabolin (100 mg) or nandrolone decanoate (100 mg) were administered to a group of 4 baboons restrained in chairs. The levels of radio-activity in the plasma and urine were measured up to 120 h following rectal administration, and these levels were compared with those of a subsequent intravenous administration (100 mg each). The results show that both Deca-Durabolin (D) and nandrolone decanoate (N) are rapidly (tmax = 2-3 h) and significantly (D: 60-78%, N: 47-58%) absorbed from suppositories and thus can also cause systemic effects.
The revolution is now. Your ass is your future. Are you ready to take the plunge?
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Aware me as to why Bombz ever posted that pic to begin with? Jesus he's mentally ill
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analbolic a-hole
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;D
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classic
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seriously... i fucking roared
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My ass is my future!!!!
say it loud say it proud :D
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syntaxmachine, youre becoming one of my fav posters ;D
ill pm you some more suggestions, but its best you post the story, you and snx are the most eloquent posters here.
hillariouse :D
some material for the next episode... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Bottoms up!
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some material for the next episode... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Aware me as to why Bombz ever posted that pic to begin with? Jesus he's mentally ill
or an attention whore. I go with this argument.
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Underappreciated poster
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Here's a summary of a peer-reviewed article corroborating the validity of anal absorption of AAS suppository successes (AAAASSS):
;D
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it's called "plugging" in drug cultures, not "butt pumping". ::)
and yes it works with most substances. never tried it myself but i suppose if i was a heroin junkie or something i wouldn't mind it. can't stand IV injections, they freak me out.
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it's called "plugging" in drug cultures, not "butt pumping". ::)
like we give a fuck ::)
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I hear the goatsecx man was a master of maxing out his analbolic window. ;D
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like we give a fuck ::)
most people give a fuck about sounding like an uninformed retard ::)
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most people give a fuck about sounding like an uninformed retard ::)
Yeah clearly we'd hate to sound uneducated to people in the "drug culture" ::)
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;D
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Yeah clearly we'd hate to sound uneducated to people in the "drug culture" ::)
spoilers, steroids are drugs too, condescending prick ::)
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Great post syntax 8)
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Syntaxmachine is a tier 1 poster, and a man of great heritage and studliness.
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Syntaxmachine is a tier 1 poster, and a man of great heritage and studliness.
agreed