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Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« on: February 16, 2013, 08:24:43 AM »
Thanks to fellow getbigger 'Nomad,' we now have awareness of the analbolic window, a short period after training during which the muscles of the anus are especially apt to absorb everything from protein to AAS. (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=455599.0)

It is uncontroversial that inserting a variety of substances into one's anus leads to superior absorption rates. Many MDMA users, for example, report achieving a more effective high in less time via "butt bumping," or inserting the MDMA tablet into their poopenschaft.

What does this mean for bodybuilders, those of us dedicated to do whatever it takes to acquire lean mass? Simple: given the exponential increase in protein and AAS absorption that results from the combination of already superior anal absorption and the infinite power of the analbolic window, we are on the cusp of a muscle building revolution. It is no exaggeration to say that your ass is now your future.

Here's a summary of a peer-reviewed article corroborating the validity of anal absorption of AAS suppository successes (AAAASSS):

[Rectal absorption of steroids].
[Article in German]
Cameron BD, Johnston AM, Speirs G, Ludwig G.

Abstract
The investigations were designed to evaluate the systemic absorption of two steroids from suppositories. The suppositories containing either Deca-Durabolin (100 mg) or nandrolone decanoate (100 mg) were administered to a group of 4 baboons restrained in chairs. The levels of radio-activity in the plasma and urine were measured up to 120 h following rectal administration, and these levels were compared with those of a subsequent intravenous administration (100 mg each). The results show that both Deca-Durabolin (D) and nandrolone decanoate (N) are rapidly (tmax = 2-3 h) and significantly (D: 60-78%, N: 47-58%) absorbed from suppositories and thus can also cause systemic effects.

The revolution is now. Your ass is your future. Are you ready to take the plunge?


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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2013, 08:36:38 AM »
Aware me as to why Bombz ever posted that pic to begin with? Jesus he's mentally ill

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2013, 08:44:50 AM »
analbolic a-hole 
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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2013, 10:53:59 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2013, 10:55:06 AM »
classic

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2013, 10:58:05 AM »
seriously... i fucking roared

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2013, 11:06:48 AM »
My ass is my future!!!!

say it loud say it proud  :D
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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2013, 11:26:23 AM »
syntaxmachine, youre becoming one of my fav posters ;D

ill pm you some more suggestions, but its best you post the story, you and snx are the most eloquent posters here.

hillariouse :D



some material for the next episode...  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D




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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2013, 11:26:31 AM »
Bottoms up!

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2013, 11:59:50 AM »


some material for the next episode...  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D








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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2013, 12:23:45 PM »
Aware me as to why Bombz ever posted that pic to begin with? Jesus he's mentally ill

or an attention whore. I go with this argument.

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2013, 04:59:59 PM »
Underappreciated poster
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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2013, 05:02:44 PM »
Here's a summary of a peer-reviewed article corroborating the validity of anal absorption of AAS suppository successes (AAAASSS):

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2013, 05:37:58 PM »
it's called "plugging" in drug cultures, not "butt pumping".  ::)

and yes it works with most substances. never tried it myself but i suppose if i was a heroin junkie or something i wouldn't mind it. can't stand IV injections, they freak me out.

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2013, 06:49:24 PM »
it's called "plugging" in drug cultures, not "butt pumping".  ::)


like we give a fuck  ::)

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2013, 06:50:54 PM »
I hear the goatsecx man was a master of maxing out his analbolic window. ;D

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2013, 08:44:38 PM »
like we give a fuck  ::)

most people give a fuck about sounding like an uninformed retard  ::)

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2013, 09:15:37 PM »
most people give a fuck about sounding like an uninformed retard  ::)

Yeah clearly we'd hate to sound uneducated to people in the "drug culture"  ::)

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2013, 09:16:36 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2013, 11:07:17 PM »
Yeah clearly we'd hate to sound uneducated to people in the "drug culture"  ::)

spoilers, steroids are drugs too, condescending prick ::)

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2013, 11:45:37 PM »
Great post syntax  8)

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2013, 01:56:20 AM »
Syntaxmachine is a tier 1 poster, and a man of great heritage and studliness.

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2013, 02:26:14 AM »

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Re: Maximizing the Analbolic Window
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2013, 03:16:39 PM »
Syntaxmachine is a tier 1 poster, and a man of great heritage and studliness.

agreed