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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Obvious Gimmick on March 06, 2013, 05:50:46 PM
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I'll start. No: last ticket I got was in 2003 for not wearing a searbelt ::)
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lol, i've had 5 speeding tickets dismissed in the last 18 months. not trolling.
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Nope, closest I've come was being yelled at for trespassing in a private park when I was a teenager.
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lol, i've had 5 speeding tickets dismissed in the last 18 months. not trolling.
Care to share the secret?
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lol, i've had 5 speeding tickets dismissed in the last 18 months. not trolling.
benchmstr
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once had two different cases reset to the same day in the same court. thought the judge was definitely going to give me a hard time with the second one, but was able to get even that one dismissed even though the fool cop showed up. idiot had written my name down wrong and the prosecutor declined to do whatever it was he's supposed to do. advantage of living in two states - get to confuse wiggsican cops.
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I'll start. No: last ticket I got was in 2003 for not wearing a searbelt ::)
Never been arrested, I'm not an idiot
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benchmstr
lol.... 8.5/10
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Nope, closest I've come was being yelled at for trespassing in a private park when I was a teenager.
Same here... haha
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was charged with assault twice, never convicted
tales of a misspent youth
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Random friend: "Tom, have you ever been arrested?"
Me:
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yea
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yea
cough* bullshit
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Care to share the secret?
i have a lawyer that resets all the cases. by the time i have to show up in court the cop usually does not show. had a couple dismissed because the trap was illegally set. another time the idiot wrote my name down wrong (think he had my middle name as my first name and my first name as my last name). one time I took a pic of "wet condition" (street was dry) and the lawyer showed that to the judge. all these happened over several years. the resetting strategy seems pretty fool-proof.
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Never
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oh yes, it happened.
one time by nothing less than the citys swat team of 20 all with machineguns.
in the middle of the city on very busy street with man many people there :-X
i thought id catch some bullet, at least a warning non fatal one.
What the fuck did you do? lol
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i have a lawyer that resets all the cases. by the time i have to show up in court the cop usually does not show. had a couple dismissed because the trap was illegally set. another time the idiot wrote my name down wrong (think he had my middle name as my first name and my first name as my last name). one time I took a pic of "wet condition" (street was dry) and the lawyer showed that to the judge. all these happened over several years. the resetting strategy seems pretty fool-proof.
Speeding is problematic for me. I challenge all of them and if I didn't there's no way I'd be driving. Challenge everything guys!!
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oh yes, it happened.
one time by nothing less than the citys swat team of 20 all with machineguns.
in the middle of the city on very busy street with man many people there :-X
i thought id catch some bullet, at least a warning non fatal one.
Your story beats my tickets, jesus
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stick to stayin out of trouble, no need to go to prison especially during these times
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nah, im not telling any further word on this ;D
ok one thing, was in the car and some of the cops yelled open the door ,all guns pointed at me(face), while others shouted "hands up".
thats why i thought id catch one.
the commander asked me later if i found the treatment fair,i said yes was fair play,but why call the army :D
I take back all the bad stuff I said about you. Please don't harm me and/or my family.
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I take back all the bad stuff I said about you. Please don't harm me and/or my family.
That's what I was thinking... haha
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I'll start. No: last ticket I got was in 2003 for not wearing a searbelt ::)
Same here, 2005 seatbelt ticket. No arrests.
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no. Got 5 speeding tickets 2 years ago. fucking supercharged V8. >:(
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I was ALMOST arrested once- Police were looking for a "Grey Color Car" which I had at that point... they had a road blocked off, and that's the way I was driving! Lots of drama, puled out of my car, etc... I complied with everything they said and no problems in the end... this was over 10 years ago.
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Yes.
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You get arrested now, the Hierarchy plasters your face on the internet. The times have changed.
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Yes
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Kids, it's 2013 in the United States of America. If you're over the age of 25 and you've never been arrested- do yourself a favor and unplug your XBox and go outside and play.
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Once when I was 18 years old, I was arrested on suspicion of grand theft auto. -Spent the night in Santa Monica City jail. My cellmate stabbed someone, according the to booking officer. The fellow in the next cell was coming off heroin, alternately yelling, puking and crying thus keeping me awake the whole night. I was not charged. I was released the next day at 10:00 a.m. (it is a long story) when the FBI showed up.
Never had a speeding ticket, although I have been pulled over a couple of times for speeding and only got warnings. I have found that it doesn't pay to bullshit the cops. The most recent ticket I got was when the Lake Oswego police pulled me over and had me do a sobriety test. Although I passed the test since I had not been drinking, they gave me a ticket because I couldn't find my insurance card. The Lake Oswego police are notorious for doing this....I guess it helps keep drunks off the road, at least in Lake Oswego.
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Many times :) but a long time ago, never had any trouble with the police since i was in the army
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Many times :) but a long time ago, never had any trouble with the police since i was in the army
Sieg Heil.
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Once when I was 18 years old, I was arrested on suspicion of grand theft auto. -Spent the night in Santa Monica City jail. My cellmate stabbed someone, according the to booking officer. The fellow in the next cell was coming off heroin, alternately yelling, puking and crying thus keeping me awake the whole night. I was not charged. I was released the next day at 10:00 a.m. (it is a long story) when the FBI showed up.
Never had a speeding ticket, although I have been pulled over a couple of times for speeding and only got warnings. I have found that it doesn't pay to bullshit the cops. The most recent ticket I got was when the Lake Oswego police pulled me over and had me do a sobriety test. Although I passed the test since I had not been drinking, they gave me a ticket because I couldn't find my insurance card. The Lake Oswego police are notorious for doing this....I guess it helps keep drunks off the road, at least in Lake Oswego.
Bro it's Lake Oswego, just rich white people, the police have nothing else to do.
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Bro it's Lake Oswego, just rich white people, the police have nothing else to do.
Not much different in West Linn where I live. One time the police followed me into my driveway to inform me that one of my taillights was burnt out.
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Kids, it's 2013 in the United States of America. If you're over the age of 25 and you've never been arrested- do yourself a favor and unplug your XBox and go outside and play.
Quoted for truth!
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Yes
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meh , you go in front of the judge pay your fines and go home
I've only been in jail to wait for a judge
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Ive been arrested alot
no convictions - I am in the system
living with gddamn strippers who flip out and call the cops they 'know'
but closer to 30 with a beard and swole i get less shit from cops -- when i was 23 and rocked the hell up they would do felony arrests for assault warrents when I was in college bouncing (guns out - yelling for me to throw my keys out the window and get out face down)
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Once or twice
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Once or twice
any Des stories ?
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any Des stories ?
I dont think Des was ever arrested, he did pay a whore to piss in his mouth in Amsterdam two years ago though
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I dont think Des was ever arrested, he did pay a whore to piss in his mouth in Amsterdam two years ago though
so you're the bad boy of the pair lol :D
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Nope.
Almost arrested, i was in cuffs in the back of a police car for assault, but there were witnesses that told the cops i was defending myself. It's funny how the cops immediately wanted to arrest me just because i won the fight. Some drunk fuck slapped me for calling him a dumbass and i dropped him, wasn't really a big deal, but the drunk fuck was a "regular" at the bar and there was a cop in the parking lot who recognized him so i was the bad guy.
I've bailed a few people out of jail and I've had a ton of moving violations because i drive fast cars.
8)
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Kids, it's 2013 in the United States of America. If you're over the age of 25 and you've never been arrested- do yourself a favor and unplug your XBox and go outside and play.
Bucket List: Man the fuck up and start a rumpus in a Waffle House parking lot and keep throwing punches even as the cops roll in. ;D
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I'll start. No: last ticket I got was in 2003 for not wearing a searbelt ::)
Yes. Was in a bar w a buddy who was drunk and he was fucking huge. He grabbed the toilet and ripped it out the wall and the fucking water started going everywhere.
Between the fight w the bouncers, and then getting stomped by New Rochelle PD and face blasted on the hood of the police car - good livin!!!!
Charges later pled down to disorderly conduct. No record.
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Yes and detained for 3 days. I went to Jail for beating the fuck out of 2 guys who thought they were tough guys. I would have gotten out that night but I kept calling the cops fuckers and told them that the first thing I'm going to do is to go to those guys home and fuck them up some more. So they kept me until I cooled down. lol.
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Yes and detained for 3 days. I went to Jail for beating the fuck out of 2 guys who thought they were tough guys. I would have gotten out that night but I kept calling the cops fuckers and told them that the first thing I'm going to do is to go to those guys home and fuck them up some more. So they kept me until I cooled down. lol.
That's why they call you El Diablo Blanco!
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cardiac arrest
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That's why they call you El Diablo Blanco!
Very true. I was being such a dick. The cops asked me my name and I told them I won't say without my lawyer. They are like "we are just asking your name, you don't need a lawyer" and I kept telling them nope, not without my lawyer. they fucking hated me. I think they would have love to beaten me but they knew I was a big guy and would easily have beaten them up 1-1 or even 2-1 so they just let it slide.
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Very true. I was being such a dick. The cops asked me my name and I told them I won't say without my lawyer. They are like "we are just asking your name, you don't need a lawyer" and I kept telling them nope, not without my lawyer. they fucking hated me. I think they would have love to beaten me but they knew I was a big guy and would easily have beaten them up 1-1 or even 2-1 so they just let it slide.
Ha! Did you throw the old 'my taxes pay your salary' at them? They love that. ;D
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Ha! Did you throw the old 'my taxes pay your salary' at them? They love that. ;D
No but outside each cell was a camera facing the cell and I just sat there giving the camera the finger and calling the cops names. hahaha. If I was some smaller shit I probably would have gotten the club to the head.
There was some guy a couple cells down crying "I shouldn't be here, I shouldn't be here" I would yell back that if he didn't shut the fuck up that I was going to ass rape him. That just made him cry louder and scream at how he wanted out even more. lol. I was about 22 at the time. Young and fucking stupid.
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Numerous times, none im proud of now im older.
Was always a dick and would resist arrest, wouldnt reccomend it, got a kicking while handcuffed once and sprayed with cs gas another. The beating was more plesant than the gas.
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i was arrested once in sweden because cops said there is no way someone can be that built and not use steroids, and using steroids is a crime
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I once got shot at by the LAPD for driving a truck dressed as a big black guy on the wrong day
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No. Cuffed once when an amber alert was identical vehicle and child description in my area, and I was happily armed and the cop was 125 pounds. It was the day after 4 cops got shop in a diner in Seattle, and every cop in town had an itchy trigger finger. I was HAPPY to put on cuffs while he removed gun from my pocket in order to prevent his reckless ass from overracting to a sneeze and capping my ass :(
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Convicts!!!
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Actually come to think of it, I was lying before when I said after I completed my Army time I never had any issues with cops, in ireland funny enough I got arrested for a few minutes :D
Here is what happened - and folks who know me I don't sugar coat.
I come home from work wearing office cloth (that's important for later) this is a few years back and I was renting an apartment with my now wife.
The area I lived in wasn't very good so when I saw a bunch of guys lingering outside the building door I got suspicious, lets say my alarmbells didn't go off but there was that nagging voice you get when you're a bit street smart.
So i slowed down and saw them enter the building block. 2 min later i enter the building as well and I see them standing infront of the lift (the lift had security pad so you needed a code to use it) there were about 6 of them, only people in Ireland know what knackers look like but you learn very fast what a knacker (scumbag, gangster) looks like as in facial structures clothing etc. These guys looked not like knackers.
So I say...
Hi, do you guys need help... and I was interrupted by an older guy who said.
Oh yeah I can see you look a bit concerned, boys show him your badge or indentification.
They were of course plain cloth cops and I could see more coming or standing in the court yard not looking at us (that'll be important as well).
So me being the good upstandingfuckingcitizen offer them to take a ride in the lift.
While we go up i ask what they are here for and they say its a search warrent for drugs or maybe he said only a search warrent.
So I let them out and tell them were I live and if they need help with codes or keys to knock on my door.
So far so good...
Next I get in my gym cloth ready to walk to the gym.
I usually wear just shitty baggy old training tracks and converse, I didn't see the cops when I went down the lift 30 min or so later, but there was a cop sitting in the main hall that I haven't seen before.
I kind nod at him while I walk out, he gave me this weird look but I didn't think nothing of it.
I was half way down the road to the gym and an unmarked police car pulls up beside me two guys jump out and throw me against the wall.
Tell me to put my hands up etc. etc.
So as I got arrested so many times I kinda relaxed and thought just don't make trouble.
So they take my bag and search me cuff me and put me in the back of the car.
Then they ask me questions like - where are you from - Where do you work - Name etc.
I told them that I had helped they colleagues and it dawned on them :D
So they called their colleagues on the radio and found out I wasn't the right guy.
Later I found out that they were raiding an apartment that they suspected to be a steroid dealers "den" I saw them a couple of days later with buckets and what not carrying it into cars, they had a discription of a short hair broad type of guy with gym bag and I kinda fit the description :D
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How come Wiggs never said?!? >:(
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cardiac arrest
;D
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Bucket List: Man the fuck up and start a rumpus in a Waffle House parking lot and keep throwing punches even as the cops roll in. ;D
Hahahhaa ;D Love those parking lot fights. Everybody gets all scuffed up.
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The police fuckers got me. No more muscletech supps and fitness sluts
Sorry to hear that, Craig.
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Convicts!!!