Author Topic: Ever been arrested? (Read 4174 times)

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #25 on:** March 06, 2013, 09:05:28 PM »

You get arrested now, the Hierarchy plasters your face on the internet. The times have changed.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #26 on:** March 06, 2013, 10:01:30 PM »

tommywishbone · « **Reply #27 on:** March 06, 2013, 10:09:39 PM »

Kids, it's 2013 in the United States of America. If you're over the age of 25 and you've never been arrested- do yourself a favor and unplug your XBox and go outside and play.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #28 on:** March 06, 2013, 10:10:10 PM »

Once when I was 18 years old, I was arrested on suspicion of grand theft auto. -Spent the night in Santa Monica City jail. My cellmate stabbed someone, according the to booking officer. The fellow in the next cell was coming off heroin, alternately yelling, puking and crying thus keeping me awake the whole night. I was not charged. I was released the next day at 10:00 a.m. (it is a long story) when the FBI showed up.

Never had a speeding ticket, although I have been pulled over a couple of times for speeding and only got warnings. I have found that it doesn't pay to bullshit the cops. The most recent ticket I got was when the Lake Oswego police pulled me over and had me do a sobriety test. Although I passed the test since I had not been drinking, they gave me a ticket because I couldn't find my insurance card. The Lake Oswego police are notorious for doing this....I guess it helps keep drunks off the road, at least in Lake Oswego.

Stark · « **Reply #29 on:** March 06, 2013, 10:11:46 PM »

Many times

but a long time ago, never had any trouble with the police since i was in the army

tommywishbone · « **Reply #30 on:** March 06, 2013, 10:12:46 PM »

Quote from: Stark on March 06, 2013, 10:11:46 PM

Many times but a long time ago, never had any trouble with the police since i was in the army

Sieg Heil.

calfzilla · « **Reply #31 on:** March 06, 2013, 10:20:57 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on March 06, 2013, 10:10:10 PM

Once when I was 18 years old, I was arrested on suspicion of grand theft auto. -Spent the night in Santa Monica City jail. My cellmate stabbed someone, according the to booking officer. The fellow in the next cell was coming off heroin, alternately yelling, puking and crying thus keeping me awake the whole night. I was not charged. I was released the next day at 10:00 a.m. (it is a long story) when the FBI showed up.

Never had a speeding ticket, although I have been pulled over a couple of times for speeding and only got warnings. I have found that it doesn't pay to bullshit the cops. The most recent ticket I got was when the Lake Oswego police pulled me over and had me do a sobriety test. Although I passed the test since I had not been drinking, they gave me a ticket because I couldn't find my insurance card. The Lake Oswego police are notorious for doing this....I guess it helps keep drunks off the road, at least in Lake Oswego.

Bro it's Lake Oswego, just rich white people, the police have nothing else to do.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #32 on:** March 06, 2013, 10:25:08 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 06, 2013, 10:20:57 PM

Bro it's Lake Oswego, just rich white people, the police have nothing else to do.

Not much different in West Linn where I live. One time the police followed me into my driveway to inform me that one of my taillights was burnt out.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #33 on:** March 07, 2013, 05:12:05 AM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on March 06, 2013, 10:09:39 PM

Kids, it's 2013 in the United States of America. If you're over the age of 25 and you've never been arrested- do yourself a favor and unplug your XBox and go outside and play.

Quoted for truth!

Archer77 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 07, 2013, 05:20:21 AM »

lulu · « **Reply #35 on:** March 07, 2013, 05:22:54 AM »

meh , you go in front of the judge pay your fines and go home

I've only been in jail to wait for a judge

Spike · « **Reply #36 on:** March 07, 2013, 05:31:12 AM »

Ive been arrested alot

no convictions - I am in the system

living with gddamn strippers who flip out and call the cops they 'know'

but closer to 30 with a beard and swole i get less shit from cops -- when i was 23 and rocked the hell up they would do felony arrests for assault warrents when I was in college bouncing (guns out - yelling for me to throw my keys out the window and get out face down)

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #37 on:** March 07, 2013, 05:57:26 AM »

Once or twice

lulu · « **Reply #38 on:** March 07, 2013, 06:05:46 AM »

Quote from: Imako on March 07, 2013, 05:57:26 AM

Once or twice

any Des stories ?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #39 on:** March 07, 2013, 06:08:42 AM »

Quote from: lulu on March 07, 2013, 06:05:46 AM

any Des stories ?

I dont think Des was ever arrested, he did pay a whore to piss in his mouth in Amsterdam two years ago though

lulu · « **Reply #40 on:** March 07, 2013, 06:13:04 AM »

Quote from: Imako on March 07, 2013, 06:08:42 AM

I dont think Des was ever arrested, he did pay a whore to piss in his mouth in Amsterdam two years ago though

so you're the bad boy of the pair lol

Overload · « **Reply #41 on:** March 07, 2013, 06:19:52 AM »

Nope.

Almost arrested, i was in cuffs in the back of a police car for assault, but there were witnesses that told the cops i was defending myself. It's funny how the cops immediately wanted to arrest me just because i won the fight. Some drunk fuck slapped me for calling him a dumbass and i dropped him, wasn't really a big deal, but the drunk fuck was a "regular" at the bar and there was a cop in the parking lot who recognized him so i was the bad guy.

I've bailed a few people out of jail and I've had a ton of moving violations because i drive fast cars.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #42 on:** March 07, 2013, 06:22:32 AM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on March 06, 2013, 10:09:39 PM

Kids, it's 2013 in the United States of America. If you're over the age of 25 and you've never been arrested- do yourself a favor and unplug your XBox and go outside and play.

Bucket List: Man the fuck up and start a rumpus in a Waffle House parking lot and keep throwing punches even as the cops roll in.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #43 on:** March 07, 2013, 06:25:12 AM »

Quote from: airosol on March 06, 2013, 05:50:46 PM

I'll start. No: last ticket I got was in 2003 for not wearing a searbelt

Yes. Was in a bar w a buddy who was drunk and he was fucking huge. He grabbed the toilet and ripped it out the wall and the fucking water started going everywhere.

Between the fight w the bouncers, and then getting stomped by New Rochelle PD and face blasted on the hood of the police car - good livin!!!!

Charges later pled down to disorderly conduct. No record.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #44 on:** March 07, 2013, 07:07:30 AM »

Yes and detained for 3 days. I went to Jail for beating the fuck out of 2 guys who thought they were tough guys. I would have gotten out that night but I kept calling the cops fuckers and told them that the first thing I'm going to do is to go to those guys home and fuck them up some more. So they kept me until I cooled down. lol.

Archer77 · « **Reply #45 on:** March 07, 2013, 07:12:59 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 07, 2013, 07:07:30 AM

Yes and detained for 3 days. I went to Jail for beating the fuck out of 2 guys who thought they were tough guys. I would have gotten out that night but I kept calling the cops fuckers and told them that the first thing I'm going to do is to go to those guys home and fuck them up some more. So they kept me until I cooled down. lol.

That's why they call you El Diablo Blanco!

Tito24 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 07, 2013, 07:13:33 AM »

cardiac arrest

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #47 on:** March 07, 2013, 07:28:05 AM »

Quote from: Archer77 on March 07, 2013, 07:12:59 AM

That's why they call you El Diablo Blanco!

Very true. I was being such a dick. The cops asked me my name and I told them I won't say without my lawyer. They are like "we are just asking your name, you don't need a lawyer" and I kept telling them nope, not without my lawyer. they fucking hated me. I think they would have love to beaten me but they knew I was a big guy and would easily have beaten them up 1-1 or even 2-1 so they just let it slide.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #48 on:** March 07, 2013, 07:30:56 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 07, 2013, 07:28:05 AM

Very true. I was being such a dick. The cops asked me my name and I told them I won't say without my lawyer. They are like "we are just asking your name, you don't need a lawyer" and I kept telling them nope, not without my lawyer. they fucking hated me. I think they would have love to beaten me but they knew I was a big guy and would easily have beaten them up 1-1 or even 2-1 so they just let it slide.

Ha! Did you throw the old 'my taxes pay your salary' at them? They love that.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #49 on:** March 07, 2013, 07:35:40 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 07, 2013, 07:30:56 AM

Ha! Did you throw the old 'my taxes pay your salary' at them? They love that.

No but outside each cell was a camera facing the cell and I just sat there giving the camera the finger and calling the cops names. hahaha. If I was some smaller shit I probably would have gotten the club to the head.
There was some guy a couple cells down crying "I shouldn't be here, I shouldn't be here" I would yell back that if he didn't shut the fuck up that I was going to ass rape him. That just made him cry louder and scream at how he wanted out even more. lol. I was about 22 at the time. Young and fucking stupid.