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Title: Almost fucked this girl last night. (thread hijacked by Galeniko)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 16, 2013, 05:40:18 AM
Will post updates.


(http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600454_3608235757867_538561510_n.jpg)
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Post by: bigmc on March 16, 2013, 05:40:45 AM
strange pic
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 16, 2013, 05:43:42 AM
Another angle
(http://bootyoftheday.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/an-apple-a-day.gif)
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 16, 2013, 05:46:05 AM
(http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/400437_3955684563870_1203661353_n.jpg)
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Post by: TrueGrit on March 16, 2013, 05:48:28 AM
I almost fucked Charlize Theron
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on March 16, 2013, 05:50:47 AM
What do you mean "almost"? You were standing in the bedroom but couldn't find your dick anymore?  ::)
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Post by: jodsy on March 16, 2013, 05:52:27 AM
"almost fucked" and "wanked over a picture of" are two different things bro
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Post by: Army of One on March 16, 2013, 05:56:06 AM
Almost fucked a 5/10, congrats Bro
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Post by: bigmc on March 16, 2013, 05:56:44 AM
Will post updates.


(http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600454_3608235757867_538561510_n.jpg)

putting rohipnol in her drink and waiting for her to pass out doesnt count
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Post by: deviant on March 16, 2013, 05:57:12 AM
"almost fucked" and "wanked over a picture of" are two different things bro

Lolz
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Post by: bigmc on March 16, 2013, 06:00:46 AM
theres no thing like almost.

you cannot be a little bit pregnant.

now, that said, i went out last night and some girls(well most, but these in particular) were staring at my physique like kids stare at candy.

i stood before her, flashed my abs, and gave her straight french kiss, then ran the hand across her cheek and left.

then, as i was steamrolling-dancing my way through the club, some girl touched my brutal 17 inch guns and was like "wow", i stopped, looked her deep in her eyes,and did the trademark abs flash.the reaction of her and her female frends was what youre used to from boygroup concert, the diference here being,those were grown up women.namely a doctor.

i asked her if she wants to remove my shirt, so she did.

after bit dancing, some jealous staff from the bar came along and told me "nono, you cant do this".
i said oh sorry,i understand, and started to remove my trousers too ;D

then the security team was called.i caused no trouble and dressed myself again, and immediately afterwards i grabbed that girl and stuck my tongue down her neck.

and then took her home and had sex.will repeat the sex today again, were aranging the appointment,as we type.

ok,now on cue for "pics or didnt happen" ;) ;) :D

i believe you brother but would still like to see a pic
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Post by: mass243 on March 16, 2013, 06:18:44 AM

I almost fuk multiple whores daily.
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Post by: mass243 on March 16, 2013, 06:20:18 AM
HAHA, shirtless at club = fukin' legend  ;D ;D

Done that myself back in day when I was young too. Crazy times  8)
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Post by: WOOO on March 16, 2013, 06:21:00 AM
This should be a sticky

no pun intended
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Post by: flinstones1 on March 16, 2013, 06:33:17 AM
you can do better
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 16, 2013, 06:35:17 AM
The black haired one with curls was not impressed Gale! :D
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Post by: Army of One on March 16, 2013, 06:38:49 AM
here we see the moment where she unpackages me like a kid unpackages an xmas gift

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130316_025559_zpsc9a63e54.jpg)


and here we see,on the right, the bar staff who asked me to stop it(the ugly curly black haired one), take note of the phone on the left taking pics, there were more if felt like obama before giving a speech in a black gheto suburb.

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130316_025643_zps697f9625.jpg)

yeah looking small there, no pump for the homos :D

and the girl holding me there is the one i fucked.

not almost fucked, but i rearanged half her internal organs :D


hahaha!,Galeniko has reached that Musclecenter level of respect, where he's such a parody that he do no wrong, I imagine his world being something like the following video, so bizarre and cool that it shouldnt exist on earth

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Post by: flinstones1 on March 16, 2013, 06:42:23 AM
i swear i never take it off myself.

its always the women.

however,i always invite them to do so ;D

half the clubs have bans or last warnings on me, who cares, the open airs season is around the corner 8)

i really should take more pics,alot good stuff goes "unreported".

like conversation yesterday with a girl she thought i following her around to the toilet, when i was just going to give my jacket to the nearby garderobe depot-place.
so she tried to emberass me infront of cue, i told her like this:look at this,do you see this(then flashed the chiseled abs), dont have an need to chase average looking girl who came from some rural town to the city for a nights out.whats next you gonna claim id like to eat your shit?
then i pointed at a hot woman in the cue and said,look,her shit id maybe eat.and now fuck off.

the one girl i pointed to in the cue was kinda happy and proud about my comment, she immediately rearanged her tits rack,i catched that and she asked me whether it fits well now :D

but yes, shirtless in those "posh" clubs certainly takes some balls :D

i also do this in clubs where theres 99% black people, i think they think im insane in literal sense and leave me alone

oh she was, she just wished it was her at my side.shes the bar staff, i will let a frend who has that member card for there complain about her inadequate behaviour :D
ofc i can, but when you shoot fish in barel, you have to hit one eventualy.

you know this weekend was kinda re training for some recent accident where i had no balls to chat up one who with no doubt wanted some.dont know what happened there, but had to do some refresh work.was almost worried about myself.

i wasnt talking about you lol I was talking about the OP
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 16, 2013, 06:46:43 AM
i wasnt talking about you lol I was talking about the OP

AH , i thought you were talking about me.
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Post by: deviant on March 16, 2013, 06:49:02 AM
I quite like the look of the girl with curly black hair....looks stern, has that dominatrix aura about her.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 16, 2013, 07:00:03 AM
I quite like the look of the girl with curly black hair....looks stern, has that dominatrix aura about her.

She could get it for sure
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 16, 2013, 07:03:35 AM
I'm just having fun right now, so my standard is not so high. Haters gonna hate.  :D

I bet if I showed her pics of Galeniko she would be moist. Maybe I'll use that as foreplay.  :P
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Post by: Army of One on March 16, 2013, 07:06:29 AM
Galeniko is such a Legend he even turned Sandra Bernhard from Lesbian

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130316_025643_zps697f9625.jpg)
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/41644/thumbs/s-SANDRA-BERNHARD-large.jpg)
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 16, 2013, 07:08:12 AM
Almost killed this dude last decade

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/5/20/1305917006019/-Osama-bin-Laden-005.jpg)

Unfortunately i couldn't find him
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Post by: B_B_C on March 16, 2013, 07:09:28 AM
I'm just having fun right now, so my standard is not so high. Haters gonna hate.  :D

I bet if I showed her pics of Galeniko she would be moist. Maybe I'll use that as foreplay.  :P

its not real to you unless you parade her photo as a trophy for the titilation of strangers?
sounds like the bragging rights are more important to you than the sex
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Post by: flinstones1 on March 16, 2013, 07:14:15 AM
AH , i thought you were talking about me.

nah OP is a decent looking cat, he could probably model...just pisses me off to see dudes who look good fucking with bottom of the barrel skanks. I mean hey I dont hit the classiest women  but on the rare occasional when I decide to hit up a white girl I up my standards.

think i might hit this up for tonight...beautiiful
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/844/1qozdmzr04xllicbbnfagdm.jpg/
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Post by: flinstones1 on March 16, 2013, 07:16:18 AM
putting rohipnol in her drink and waiting for her to pass out doesnt count

HAHAHAHAHAHAHa
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Post by: tu_holmes on March 16, 2013, 07:18:35 AM
Cute enough girl. I just don't understand mentioning how you "almost fucked" a girl.

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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 16, 2013, 07:19:17 AM
nah OP is a decent looking cat, he could probably model...just pisses me off to see dudes who look good fucking with bottom of the barrel skanks. I mean hey I dont hit the classiest women  but on the rare occasional when I decide to hit up a white girl I up my standards.

think i might hit this up for tonight...beautiiful
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/844/1qozdmzr04xllicbbnfagdm.jpg/


To be honest, I think some of you guys are pretty shallow. She is a former chess champion, and she is highly cultured and nice.
Right now, I am also going a lot for inner values and qualities.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 16, 2013, 07:22:07 AM
Cute enough girl. I just don't understand mentioning how you "almost fucked" a girl.



Maybe only the tip went in
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 16, 2013, 07:22:35 AM
Looks like Galeniko wasn't the only Getbigger who went clubbing that night:


(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-F5A0_51448024.jpg)
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on March 16, 2013, 07:23:13 AM
To be honest, I think some of you guys are pretty shallow. She is a former chess champion, and she is highly cultured and nice.
Right now, I am also going a lot for inner values and qualities.

Shes very cultured, nice and intelligent. Yet you are on a bodybuilding board building board bragging about "almost fucking" her. She will be impressed. Hahaha you're pathetic.  ;D
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Post by: IronMeister on March 16, 2013, 07:26:17 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2hf3ree.gif)
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 16, 2013, 07:29:47 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2hf3ree.gif)

epic  ;D
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Post by: Tapeworm on March 16, 2013, 07:30:29 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2hf3ree.gif)

Holy shit is that from Simon & Simon?!
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 16, 2013, 07:35:35 AM
Holy shit is that from Simon & Simon?!

No It's the Carpenter-Movie Tbombz of Darkness
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Post by: NotSure on March 16, 2013, 07:47:32 AM
Pathetic cry for attention. If everything in life was in line with what you believed you would not be in a club at 45 dancing shirtless unless of course you believe in nothing and have no ambition which is very likely as well. Either one is not desirable.
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on March 16, 2013, 07:48:19 AM
Good work Galeniko, keep it up and have fun  - that awesome  ;) never mind the fuking fat haters who wish they were you.
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Post by: Knooger on March 16, 2013, 07:49:43 AM
I almost fucked Charlize Theron


That's because she came to my house and I did fuck her.
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Post by: jodsy on March 16, 2013, 07:50:18 AM
girlynigro crying out "someone love me"
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Post by: Papper on March 16, 2013, 08:33:57 AM
HAHA, shirtless at club = fukin' legend  ;D ;D

Done that myself back in day when I was young too. Crazy times  8)

 I did it last year. lol a getbigger move. How old are you ?
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Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 16, 2013, 08:40:19 AM
LMAO at being proud of that. I'd be embarrassed I couldn't seal the deal. I did not get laid last night, but I did thursday and monday night by two different girls. One was higher quality than the other.

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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 16, 2013, 08:42:59 AM
LMAO at being proud of that. I'd be embarrassed I couldn't seal the deal. I did not get laid last night, but I did thursday and monday night by two different girls. One was higher quality than the other.



She was menstruating. Hope this helps.
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Post by: Soul Crusher on March 16, 2013, 08:52:36 AM
What's up w those sneaks? 


here we see the moment where she unpackages me like a kid unpackages an xmas gift

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130316_025559_zpsc9a63e54.jpg)


and here we see,on the right, the bar staff who asked me to stop it(the ugly curly black haired one), take note of the phone on the left taking pics, there were more if felt like obama before giving a speech in a black gheto suburb.

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130316_025643_zps697f9625.jpg)

yeah looking small there, no pump for the homos :D

and the girl holding me there is the one i fucked.

not almost fucked, but i rearanged half her internal organs :D
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Post by: B_B_C on March 16, 2013, 09:33:42 AM
She is a former chess champion,

so you want to bash the bishop some knight
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Post by: Soul Crusher on March 16, 2013, 10:19:09 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2hf3ree.gif)

Holy shit!!!!!     Hahahaha.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 16, 2013, 10:22:22 AM
She is very cute. More pics.

Galeniko.. we should hang out. We would have a lot of stories to swap  ;D
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Post by: WOOO on March 16, 2013, 10:25:53 AM
She is very cute. More pics.

Galeniko.. we should hang out. We would have a lot of stories to swap  ;D


outed
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Post by: ukjeff on March 16, 2013, 10:54:28 AM
The world through galeniko eyes  ;D
skip to 2.25

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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 16, 2013, 11:58:41 AM
Galeniko.. we should hang out. We would have a lot of stories to swap  ;D

This would be so epic!  ;D
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Post by: funk51 on March 16, 2013, 12:08:09 PM
here we see the moment where she unpackages me like a kid unpackages an xmas gift

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130316_025559_zpsc9a63e54.jpg)


and here we see,on the right, the bar staff who asked me to stop it(the ugly curly black haired one), take note of the phone on the left taking pics, there were more if felt like obama before giving a speech in a black gheto suburb.

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130316_025643_zps697f9625.jpg)

yeah looking small there, no pump for the homos :D

and the girl holding me there is the one i fucked.

not almost fucked, but i rearanged half her internal organs :D
i guess this answers this question as to who would do this at a wedding.
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on March 16, 2013, 12:25:00 PM
I almost won the lottery!
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Post by: B_B_C on March 16, 2013, 12:39:04 PM
She is very cute. More pics.

Galeniko.. we should hang out. We would have a lot of stories to swap  ;D


shirtless night clubbing - very dancing queen chic
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Post by: Borracho on March 16, 2013, 12:49:22 PM
Holy shit!!!!!     Hahahaha.

my reaction as well. lol
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Post by: Straw Man on March 16, 2013, 01:01:10 PM
Will post updates.


(http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600454_3608235757867_538561510_n.jpg)

almost

so you tried to fuck and and missed ?
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 16, 2013, 01:06:29 PM
almost

so you tried to fuck and and missed ?

read the whole thread.  :)
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Post by: Borracho on March 16, 2013, 01:18:54 PM
Galeniko is such a Legend he even turned Sandra Bernhard from Lesbian

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130316_025643_zps697f9625.jpg)
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/41644/thumbs/s-SANDRA-BERNHARD-large.jpg)

a slight resemblance but not that hideous  ;D
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Post by: ukjeff on March 16, 2013, 04:25:03 PM
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now, that said, i went out last night and some girls(well most, but these in particular) were staring at my physique like kids stare at candy.

i stood before her, flashed my abs, and gave her straight french kiss, then ran the hand across her cheek and left.

then, as i was steamrolling-dancing my way through the club, some girl touched my brutal 17 inch guns and was like "wow", i stopped, looked her deep in her eyes,and did the trademark abs flash.the reaction of her and her female frends was what youre used to from boygroup concert, the diference here being,those were grown up women.namely a doctor.

i asked her if she wants to remove my shirt, so she did.

after bit dancing, some jealous staff from the bar came along and told me "nono, you cant do this".
i said oh sorry,i understand, and started to remove my trousers too

then the security team was called.i caused no trouble and dressed myself again, and immediately afterwards i grabbed that girl and stuck my tongue down her neck.

and then took her home and had sex.will repeat the sex today again, were aranging the appointment,as we type.
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/1236166298_quagmire_-_giggity.gif)
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Post by: chaos on March 16, 2013, 05:19:18 PM
"Almost" ;D
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Post by: calfzilla on March 16, 2013, 08:07:15 PM
Almost fucked a 5/10, congrats Bro

Lol beat me to it. I was gonna say 6 tho.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 17, 2013, 01:57:26 AM
i do believe in nothing but lifting, looking good,i dont need any one thing more in life.


(http://lunadigital.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/5pat.jpg)

 :)
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Post by: Army of One on March 17, 2013, 02:00:21 AM
45 :D

i do believe in nothing but lifting,looking good, having roof over the head,i dont need any one thing more in life.

zero ambitions, just want to keep a job and work and enjoy my free time,thats pretty average isnt it.ppl just view what means enjoying life from different perspectives.

to me its this:

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/IMG-20130316-WA0000_zpsdb3beef8.jpg)

 :D

shes lovely,might keep her.

Ass looking flatter than Luke Woods last show there, hopefully it's just the angle
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Post by: Roger Bacon on March 17, 2013, 02:10:53 AM

hahaha!,Galeniko has reached that Musclecenter level of respect, where he's such a parody that he do no wrong, I imagine his world being something like the following video, so bizarre and cool that it shouldnt exist on earth



YES!!! haha

Almost
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Post by: kreator on March 17, 2013, 02:43:49 AM
:D yeah without some atitude is hard to get results.i value frendships,though.
mine or hers? ;D

nah its all poor angle andlightning.
hell in those pics i look like i hardy ever work out, was bit suprised myself.

had bit mmotivational and focussing problems recently for all this training stuff, dont know why.my soul brother boracho probably unbderstands best why.

who gives a fuck how you look in a picture man, pictures can be very deceiving, it only matters how you look in person and if that makes women's heads turn and get them moist you win, plain and simple
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Post by: cephissus on March 17, 2013, 02:57:06 AM
G, legendary pics!

Those ones do much more than any others you've posted to make your stories more believable! :D
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Post by: Quickerblade on March 17, 2013, 03:10:33 AM
Galeniko can tell me anything and i would believe him, no need for pics.

and what he said about lifting, looking good and roof over head is awesome, many people dont have none of these.

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Post by: Quickerblade on March 17, 2013, 03:12:02 AM
Will post updates.


(http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600454_3608235757867_538561510_n.jpg)

thats frizzy hair right there.
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Post by: OTHstrong on March 17, 2013, 03:12:38 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2hf3ree.gif)
Dude, is that Tbomz face? lmao, bro I laughed for ten minutes straight, fucken funny lolooloolo


Galeniko kills it, king of the alpha getbiggers right there.  8)
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Post by: ukjeff on March 17, 2013, 03:16:04 AM
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many do take things to precisely and worry too much about details, when infact,as women are concerned, abd with some bit muscle is so far ahead of the average guy, details dont matter.
I find myself agreeing again here  :o
Most young guys these days are a fucking mess body wise, I cant believe that they look so bad, skinny and fat at the same time isn't a great combo.

As long as you are in reasonable shape and are toned without a gut you are streets ahead in the pulling stakes, you do however need a bit of personality once you sit down and talk to them.
If you can make them laugh then thats great, but you need to be able to get them to talk to you in the first place and if you are bloated or skinny then its much harder to get to first base.
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Post by: OTHstrong on March 17, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
I find myself agreeing again here  :o
Most young guys these days are a fucking mess body wise, I cant believe that they look so bad, skinny and fat at the same time isn't a great combo.

As long as you are in reasonable shape and are toned without a gut you are streets ahead in the pulling stakes, you do however need a bit of personality once you sit down and talk to them.
If you can make them laugh then thats great, but you need to be able to get them to talk to you in the first place and if you are bloated or skinny then its much harder to get to first base.
You agreeing with someone  ??? ??? ??? NOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAY  ;D
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Post by: ukjeff on March 17, 2013, 03:19:57 AM
Dont worry it isnt you, although I have agreed with you in the past   ;)
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Post by: OTHstrong on March 17, 2013, 03:21:30 AM
Dont worry it isnt you, although I have agreed with you in the past   ;)
Just fucken with you, lol  ;)
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Post by: WillGrant on March 17, 2013, 03:21:39 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2hf3ree.gif)
bahahahahahahahaha  ;D
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Post by: Mitch on March 17, 2013, 03:25:43 AM
OP's girl is almost legal.

By the way, good thread-jacking from Galeniko, providing as usual pics of some chicks whore-shipping his 6-pack. 8)
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Post by: IronMeister on March 17, 2013, 03:26:45 AM
Dude, is that Tbomz face? lmao, bro I laughed for ten minutes straight, fucken funny lolooloolo


Galeniko kills it, king of the alpha getbiggers right there.  8)
The one and only!
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Post by: Method101 on March 17, 2013, 03:30:54 AM
LoL Galeniko has a dog ugly face, this gives anyone hope... all you need is abs and a guido fashion style but sadly you will only attract braindead empty shell women good for nothing more than sex.
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Post by: freespirit on March 17, 2013, 03:32:04 AM
The one and only!

(http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/horse-head-pillow-case.jpg)
Title: Re: Almost fucked this girl last night.
Post by: ukjeff on March 17, 2013, 03:32:34 AM
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but sadly you will only attract braindead empty shell women good for nothing more than sex.
I have a feeling that is his current objective.
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Post by: freespirit on March 17, 2013, 03:33:06 AM
LoL Galeniko has a dog ugly face, this gives anyone hope... all you need is abs and a guido fashion style but sadly you will only attract braindead empty shell women good for nothing more than sex.

You'll find them everywhere.
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Post by: OTHstrong on March 17, 2013, 03:33:12 AM
The one and only!
Bro, I am still laughing MAO, you are the best  ;D , lollooloolo
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Post by: Method101 on March 17, 2013, 03:35:56 AM
I have a feeling that is his current objective.
I would love to see Galienko when he's doing his mid life crisis routine at one of these clubs walk up to him and sucker punch him in his ugly shitskin mongrel face infront of all his guido friends and sluts then walk off laughing like the true viking warrior that I am while his sluts collect his teeth from the floor and peel him off the ground.
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Post by: ukjeff on March 17, 2013, 03:36:25 AM
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OP's girl is almost legal.

By the way, good thread-jacking from Galeniko, providing as usual pics of some chicks whore-shipping his 6-pack

Thread jacking?
The thread was about something that didnt happen??????
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Post by: ukjeff on March 17, 2013, 03:37:17 AM
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sucker punch him

Nice touch hero.
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Post by: freespirit on March 17, 2013, 03:37:51 AM
I would love to see Galienko when he's doing his mid life crisis routine at one of these clubs walk up to him and sucker punch him in his ugly shitskin mongrel face infront of all his guido friends and sluts then walk off laughing like the true viking warrior that I am while his sluts collect his teeth from the floor and peel him off the ground.

Won't happen, you know that.  :D
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Post by: Method101 on March 17, 2013, 03:39:54 AM
Nice touch hero.
I believe in the Blitzkrieg, people look at my image and think I'm harmless then just as their defences drop I throw myself at them like a Beserker, go for a sucker punch then gouge the eyes, headbut them and try and bite their neck open before they realise what's happening. Guido freaks like this are my principle victims, it's funny to watch the agony and shock on the sluts faces. The brutal warcry that I do as I lunge in for the devastating attack causes their body to go into shock and further sets them off guard.
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Post by: ukjeff on March 17, 2013, 03:43:18 AM
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I believe in the Blitzkrieg, people look at my image and think I'm harmless then just as their defences drop I throw myself at them like a Beserker,
Berserkers were sacrificial lambs, they always got killed.
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Post by: Method101 on March 17, 2013, 03:45:12 AM
Berserkers were sacrificial lambs, they always got killed.
That is why Valhalla is a place free of faggots, freaks and failures like Galienko.
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Post by: WillGrant on March 17, 2013, 03:45:59 AM
I believe in the Blitzkrieg, people look at my image and think I'm harmless then just as their defences drop I throw myself at them like a Beserker, go for a sucker punch then gouge the eyes, headbut them and try and bite their neck open before they realise what's happening. Guido freaks like this are my principle victims, it's funny to watch the agony and shock on the sluts faces.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsdyifnnmu1qddfrco3_250.gif)
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Post by: freespirit on March 17, 2013, 03:49:30 AM
The brutal warcry that I do as I lunge in for the devastating attack causes their body to go into shock and further sets them off guard.

 :D

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Post by: bigmc on March 17, 2013, 03:58:47 AM
I believe in the Blitzkrieg, people look at my image and think I'm harmless then just as their defences drop I throw myself at them like a Beserker, go for a sucker punch then gouge the eyes, headbut them and try and bite their neck open before they realise what's happening. Guido freaks like this are my principle victims, it's funny to watch the agony and shock on the sluts faces. The brutal warcry that I do as I lunge in for the devastating attack causes their body to go into shock and further sets them off guard.

hahaha
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Post by: Raymondo on March 17, 2013, 04:30:19 AM
Epic thread hijack by galeniko!
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Post by: kreator on March 17, 2013, 05:42:37 AM
it's obvious that method has a raging hard on for galeniko's interactions with whores
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 17, 2013, 06:00:49 AM
Epic thread hijack by galeniko!

he is a word terrorist.  ;D
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 17, 2013, 06:04:34 AM
Tribute to Galeniko:


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Post by: B_B_C on March 17, 2013, 06:04:50 AM
You have being having sessions with Dr Lubermen, the PissOnanist


Quote from: galeniko link=topic=463497.date=1363517582
yes, exactly.a bit dieting and some hrt with regular training(just gotta be reasonably lean)will put ppl so far ahead of the general populace its ridiculous.
just have to use it wisely, pretending as if it isnt even there(do you train often?nah not so much :D)
the general population is in bothersome shape and im not saying this from my current physique perception, but from when i was young. back then,it wasnt so long ago even, the majority of boys would be in a football club and taking rec drugs was frowned upon.the ones who werent into sports were bookworms and nerds, they mostly now some ceos of big companies. but today, competitve drinking whenever they go out, sprts they only know from the nintendo wii and from hearsay. their diets, terrible.i used to eat at home, mother cooked meals, father worked.if father heard id have spent money at mcdonalds, i think i would have been under serious threat of getting beaten to death by him.
today, "mothers" dont cook nomore, at best they warm up something in microwave, but kids dont even eat at home.
this along with alc binging ofc shows quickly, they all look like shit.
so yeah bit of training, dieting and social skills will walk all over them,when it comes to women.
oh crazy things happen, its not hard, women get drunk when out, with the coked up ones straight up wicked things can happen, but i stay away from those ppl these days.
yes being rich means abilty to be happy about little.
theres so many piss poor ppl in the world who ant eat, empty pharmacys and we in the west cant stand through bit dieting and complain about many things.
and before some delusional wealth changes tells me that this is something typicaly ppl without money say,nono, i have done some financialy rewarding crime, been there,with the very cool cars and cocaine eating whores, its all pointless, the wrong thing to chase in life,imo.(wealth i mean).
there was a time where i deemed it important to drive along the beach with a hefty convertible showoff car, now i look back at those times in shame.when i see others doing so, i think theyre pathetic, no matter if the car is leased or fully paid.

i take my bycicle these days.
before i buy a car to impress anyone,let alone a woman, id rather cut off my balls and eat them.

philosophy and seeing the whole picture, to each their own. :D

a body and the effort behind it cant just be bought, nor does money buy self confidence.seen it failing too many times.

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Post by: Raymondo on March 17, 2013, 06:29:24 AM
i take my bycicle these days.
before i buy a car to impress anyone,let alone a woman, id rather cut off my balls and eat them.

In other words you can't afford a car ;D
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 17, 2013, 06:34:20 AM
In other words you can't afford a car ;D

it's called ballin on a budget. Nothing wrong with that.
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Post by: Raymondo on March 17, 2013, 06:36:57 AM
it's called ballin on a budget. Nothing wrong with that.

Yes, riding a bicycle in the middle of the brutal Swiss winter must be really fun for galeniko  :D
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Post by: bigmc on March 17, 2013, 06:46:46 AM
i think gal said he is going to jail soon dont need a car in jail
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Post by: anabolichalo on March 17, 2013, 06:47:21 AM
i've been feeling the urge to go to a bar / club again like in the old days and get some nasty slut

but i'm surpressing these urges

cheating is bad very bad
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Post by: Raymondo on March 17, 2013, 06:49:45 AM
i think gal said he is going to jail soon dont need a car in jail

ROFL!
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Post by: Raymondo on March 17, 2013, 07:11:00 AM
galeniko are Swiss prisons like hotels?
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Post by: bigmc on March 17, 2013, 07:18:49 AM
it depends.
the ones where you do the time after being sentenced, yes, i have seen hotels in the uk which are worse, no kidding.

however, the ones where youre held during investigation and the circumstances are the absolute worst in europe, thats not my observation btw, thats what everyone says, ppl from everywhere.

the easiest prisons are in the netherlands, from what people say, and so are their laws.



how did you get off

can you talk about it
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Post by: dj181 on March 17, 2013, 07:19:07 AM
Shes very cultured, nice and intelligent. Yet you are on a bodybuilding board building board bragging about "almost fucking" her. She will be impressed. Hahaha you're pathetic.  ;D

agreed
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Post by: Raymondo on March 17, 2013, 07:20:42 AM
it depends.
the ones where you do the time after being sentenced, yes, i have seen hotels in the uk which are worse, no kidding.

however, the ones where youre held during investigation and the circumstances are the absolute worst in europe, thats not my observation btw, thats what everyone says, ppl from everywhere.

the easiest prisons are in the netherlands, from what people say, and so are their laws.



I saw an article in a magazine once. They even have a chef preparing special diets for people who need them (diabetic, etc), right? Fucking hell I still remember the gym picture, it was better than some UK gyms I've trained in the past.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 17, 2013, 07:24:41 AM
how did you get off

can you talk about it

He could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.
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Post by: Borracho on March 17, 2013, 08:09:04 AM
I believe in the Blitzkrieg, people look at my image and think I'm harmless then just as their defences drop I throw myself at them like a Beserker, go for a sucker punch then gouge the eyes, headbut them and try and bite their neck open before they realise what's happening. Guido freaks like this are my principle victims, it's funny to watch the agony and shock on the sluts faces. The brutal warcry that I do as I lunge in for the devastating attack causes their body to go into shock and further sets them off guard.

I'm gonna have a talk with your mom about taking away your video games.
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Post by: noc on March 17, 2013, 08:33:20 AM
Gal, who is this hired photographer who is instructed to take pictures of you and your prey, during the kill?
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Post by: Henda on March 17, 2013, 09:04:13 AM
I believe in the Blitzkrieg, people look at my image and think I'm harmless then just as their defences drop I throw myself at them like a Beserker, go for a sucker punch then gouge the eyes, headbut them and try and bite their neck open before they realise what's happening. Guido freaks like this are my principle victims, it's funny to watch the agony and shock on the sluts faces. The brutal warcry that I do as I lunge in for the devastating attack causes their body to go into shock and further sets them off guard.

Haha ha ha ha.
You are a pathetic 130 pound nerd,i doubt you could overpower a frail old grandmother or a small group of toddlers.
Title: Re: Almost fucked this girl last night. (thread hijacked by Galeniko)
Post by: flinstones1 on March 17, 2013, 09:42:45 AM
got a 23 year old Im going off to the beach with in about an hour...gotta go stand in front of homedepot while i wait for some mexican to give me a ride now and Im about to be late as hell, makaveli's busy suprise suprise.
 I'll try and get some pics of her ass or something when she aint looking,  girls cute
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Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 17, 2013, 10:04:34 AM
Just so you know, while you feel like a beta bitch, snapping pics of a poor girls ass... I fucked a girl last night with a boyfriend.. went back out and talked to her boyfriend at the bar he bounces loling to myself... this was after a date with a hot blonde, who I am meeting out today.

I actually did try to take a pic of me banging this girl like three times but she slapped the phone out of my hand and got PISSED lol.
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Post by: bigmc on March 17, 2013, 10:06:33 AM
Just so you know, while you feel like a beta bitch, snapping pics of a poor girls ass... I fucked a girl last night with a boyfriend.. went back out and talked to her boyfriend at the bar he bounces loling to myself... this was after a date with a hot blonde, who I am meeting out today.

I actually did try to take a pic of me banging this girl like three times but she slapped the phone out of my hand and got PISSED lol.

was the bf using you like a lady
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Post by: B_B_C on March 17, 2013, 10:13:12 AM
Just so you know, while you feel like a beta bitch, snapping pics of a poor girls ass... I fucked a girl last night with a boyfriend.. went back out and talked to her boyfriend at the bar he bounces loling to myself... this was after a date with a hot blonde, who I am meeting out today.

I actually did try to take a pic of me banging this girl like three times but she slapped the phone out of my hand and got PISSED lol.

if you concncentrated on the fuck not the foto you might have had more fun rather than the insecurity of having to prove the event
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Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 17, 2013, 10:14:29 AM
if you concncentrated on the fuck not the foto you might have had more fun rather than the insecurity of having to prove the event
I had a great time.. it was actually trying to get a picture of her giving me head. I really don't have to prove anything, but I was trying to show some love for u guys.. some thanks I get
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Post by: B_B_C on March 17, 2013, 10:17:30 AM
I had a great time.. it was actually trying to get a picture of her giving me head.

thats sneaky and cowardly
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Post by: ukjeff on March 17, 2013, 10:19:00 AM
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I had a great time.. it was actually trying to get a picture of her giving me head. I really don't have to prove anything, but I was trying to show some love for u guys.. some thanks I get
You're no Galeniko mate, give it up.
Theres only room for one on this forum, try your hand at something else.
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Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 17, 2013, 10:40:58 AM
You're no Galeniko mate, give it up.
Theres only room for one on this forum, try your hand at something else.
i never said I was. I am far from his level. I look up to him.. But I have been on a good run recently that I am of course going to brag about.

Galienko is a god
Title: Re: Almost fucked this girl last night. (thread hijacked by Galeniko)
Post by: dj181 on March 17, 2013, 10:55:39 AM
g is getbig's version of xyzzz or whatever that fellas name was
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Post by: ukjeff on March 17, 2013, 11:06:31 AM
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g is getbig's version of xyzzz or whatever that fellas name was
Lets hope not, he was found dead in a sauna
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Post by: ChristopherA on March 17, 2013, 11:08:01 AM
g is getbig's version of xyzzz or whatever that fellas name was
LMAO! Zyzz>Gal
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 17, 2013, 11:13:04 AM
here we see the moment where she unpackages me like a kid unpackages an xmas gift

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130316_025559_zpsc9a63e54.jpg)


and here we see,on the right, the bar staff who asked me to stop it(the ugly curly black haired one), take note of the phone on the left taking pics, there were more if felt like obama before giving a speech in a black gheto suburb.

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc490/hadabusa/20130316_025643_zps697f9625.jpg)

yeah looking small there, no pump for the homos :D

and the girl holding me there is the one i fucked.

not almost fucked, but i rearanged half her internal organs :D

lmao...Nicely played1
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 17, 2013, 11:37:39 AM
I had a great time.. it was actually trying to get a picture of her giving me head. I really don't have to prove anything, but I was trying to show some love for u guys.. some thanks I get

Didn't you tell this girl the blowjob pics were going on Getbig.com? I'm sure that would have made her proud and a little moist.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 17, 2013, 11:43:35 AM
Shes very cultured, nice and intelligent. Yet you are on a bodybuilding board building board bragging about "almost fucking" her. She will be impressed. Hahaha you're pathetic.  ;D

To be honest, your comment made me rethink what I'm doing, and what I am really searching for.  :)
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Post by: Mattyh7688 on March 17, 2013, 12:23:11 PM
:D
 
nah 2 very different persons, but damn i have to say the guy was way ahead his age and times in general.

at his age i was still learning how to piss in a straight line, metaphoricaly speaking.

he put much more ffort into everything too, like only a young 20 something could
zyzz and galienko true legends of the world
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Post by: 240 is Back on March 17, 2013, 12:40:36 PM
yikes... french kissing a girl on the dance floor in this day and age?  Major herpes risk.  Safer to get a BJ than to kiss them.  You couldn't pay me to open mouth kiss a random girl in a club.
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Post by: ukjeff on March 17, 2013, 12:47:05 PM
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Safer to get a BJ than to kiss them.
And end up with a scab on your cock?
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Post by: B_B_C on March 17, 2013, 01:04:00 PM
yikes... french kissing a girl on the dance floor in this day and age?  Major herpes risk.  Safer to get a BJ than to kiss them.  You couldn't pay me to open mouth kiss a random girl in a club.

how so?
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Post by: PJim on March 17, 2013, 01:23:20 PM
 :-\
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Post by: Quickerblade on March 17, 2013, 02:30:42 PM
Lets hope not, he was found dead in a sauna

Yes I like Galenkio, dont die like him.
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Post by: el numero uno on March 17, 2013, 02:35:21 PM
Galeniko is my role model
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Post by: flinstones1 on March 17, 2013, 04:25:51 PM
hes hard to beat, for he died for all this :D

but thanks,im just trying to encourage ppl to see life less serious at times and enjoy it a bit 8)

hold on, youd have her have a test first?and think bj is safer?

i simply opted for both anyway :D

there was no time to ask her background etc, it had to be sudden and spontaneous

nah man, in general, in the finer clubs i think they can be trusted, its all something like middle class folks who care well of themselves.in life in general i mean, they go out a bit, but monday is dead serious again, job etc.

fuck online dating ....just got back from a walk on the beach and some dinner with some girl in her twenties she tells me she has two kids Im like what???  shes all like didnt you read my profile? ...plus the bitch's photos of were when she was like 18 ::)  every time I go on one of these things I'll usually catch some other chicks with a group of friends looking at me  (who are hotter than the date I am on) and I regret going on it in the first place. Real life dating is the way to go IMO...
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Post by: flinstones1 on March 17, 2013, 04:36:56 PM
yes real life dating is the way to go.

online dating is at best a gap filler for winter months when youre bored.

the women online have serious issues, some kids and dishonest or outdated pics,or all of that combined.

and at one point have to face them irl anyway.i totally agree.

oh man, i got stories like yours above,i stopped counting.

i dont go to 1 on 1 dates whcih start online anymore, i tell them to come to some club and bring along friends if they want.

never "clicked" with a chick I met online lol
never met a chick online who looked as good in real life as her photos EVER
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Post by: flinstones1 on March 17, 2013, 05:57:39 PM
i goten some sex with some of them.

but yes, as far pics go,most looked worse than in pics and the body would often be off.sometimes the face looked like in the pics,esp the ones with god faces in the first place,but haha, their bodys :D

i went against my principles on some of them, felt like i was fucking a whale ;D

have you ever had a girl not like you in person? ....remember all my photos on my profile were from when I was lean and on tren...tanned.. three months go by Im 35 pounds heavier fat and bloated pale as hell...... I knew it would be a bust but i went anyways (: