Almost fucked this girl last night. (thread hijacked by Galeniko)

[FitnessFrenzy]

Will post updates.

[bigmc]

strange pic

[Kwon_2]

Another angle

[FitnessFrenzy]

[TrueGrit]

I almost fucked Charlize Theron

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

What do you mean "almost"? You were standing in the bedroom but couldn't find your dick anymore? 

[jodsy]

"almost fucked" and "wanked over a picture of" are two different things bro

[Army of One]

Almost fucked a 5/10, congrats Bro

[bigmc]

Will post updates.

putting rohipnol in her drink and waiting for her to pass out doesnt count

[deviant]

"almost fucked" and "wanked over a picture of" are two different things bro

Lolz

[bigmc]

theres no thing like almost.

you cannot be a little bit pregnant.

now, that said, i went out last night and some girls(well most, but these in particular) were staring at my physique like kids stare at candy.

i stood before her, flashed my abs, and gave her straight french kiss, then ran the hand across her cheek and left.

then, as i was steamrolling-dancing my way through the club, some girl touched my brutal 17 inch guns and was like "wow", i stopped, looked her deep in her eyes,and did the trademark abs flash.the reaction of her and her female frends was what youre used to from boygroup concert, the diference here being,those were grown up women.namely a doctor.

i asked her if she wants to remove my shirt, so she did.

after bit dancing, some jealous staff from the bar came along and told me "nono, you cant do this".
i said oh sorry,i understand, and started to remove my trousers too

then the security team was called.i caused no trouble and dressed myself again, and immediately afterwards i grabbed that girl and stuck my tongue down her neck.

and then took her home and had sex.will repeat the sex today again, were aranging the appointment,as we type.

ok,now on cue for "pics or didnt happen"

i believe you brother but would still like to see a pic

[mass243]

I almost fuk multiple whores daily.

[mass243]

HAHA, shirtless at club = fukin' legend  

Done that myself back in day when I was young too. Crazy times  

[WOOO]

This should be a sticky

no pun intended

[flinstones1]

you can do better

[Kwon_2]

The black haired one with curls was not impressed Gale!

[Army of One]

here we see the moment where she unpackages me like a kid unpackages an xmas gift




and here we see,on the right, the bar staff who asked me to stop it(the ugly curly black haired one), take note of the phone on the left taking pics, there were more if felt like obama before giving a speech in a black gheto suburb.



yeah looking small there, no pump for the homos

and the girl holding me there is the one i fucked.

not almost fucked, but i rearanged half her internal organs

hahaha!,Galeniko has reached that Musclecenter level of respect, where he's such a parody that he do no wrong, I imagine his world being something like the following video, so bizarre and cool that it shouldnt exist on earth

[flinstones1]

i swear i never take it off myself.

its always the women.

however,i always invite them to do so

half the clubs have bans or last warnings on me, who cares, the open airs season is around the corner

i really should take more pics,alot good stuff goes "unreported".

like conversation yesterday with a girl she thought i following her around to the toilet, when i was just going to give my jacket to the nearby garderobe depot-place.
so she tried to emberass me infront of cue, i told her like this:look at this,do you see this(then flashed the chiseled abs), dont have an need to chase average looking girl who came from some rural town to the city for a nights out.whats next you gonna claim id like to eat your shit?
then i pointed at a hot woman in the cue and said,look,her shit id maybe eat.and now fuck off.

the one girl i pointed to in the cue was kinda happy and proud about my comment, she immediately rearanged her tits rack,i catched that and she asked me whether it fits well now

but yes, shirtless in those "posh" clubs certainly takes some balls

i also do this in clubs where theres 99% black people, i think they think im insane in literal sense and leave me alone

oh she was, she just wished it was her at my side.shes the bar staff, i will let a frend who has that member card for there complain about her inadequate behaviour
ofc i can, but when you shoot fish in barel, you have to hit one eventualy.

you know this weekend was kinda re training for some recent accident where i had no balls to chat up one who with no doubt wanted some.dont know what happened there, but had to do some refresh work.was almost worried about myself.

i wasnt talking about you lol I was talking about the OP

[Kwon_2]

i wasnt talking about you lol I was talking about the OP

AH , i thought you were talking about me.

[deviant]

I quite like the look of the girl with curly black hair....looks stern, has that dominatrix aura about her.

[Kwon_2]

I quite like the look of the girl with curly black hair....looks stern, has that dominatrix aura about her.

She could get it for sure

[FitnessFrenzy]

I'm just having fun right now, so my standard is not so high. Haters gonna hate. 

I bet if I showed her pics of Galeniko she would be moist. Maybe I'll use that as foreplay. 

[Army of One]

Galeniko is such a Legend he even turned Sandra Bernhard from Lesbian

[Kwon_2]

Almost killed this dude last decade



Unfortunately i couldn't find him

[B_B_C]

I'm just having fun right now, so my standard is not so high. Haters gonna hate. 

I bet if I showed her pics of Galeniko she would be moist. Maybe I'll use that as foreplay. 

its not real to you unless you parade her photo as a trophy for the titilation of strangers?
sounds like the bragging rights are more important to you than the sex