Almost fucked this girl last night. (thread hijacked by Galeniko)

[funk51]

here we see the moment where she unpackages me like a kid unpackages an xmas gift




and here we see,on the right, the bar staff who asked me to stop it(the ugly curly black haired one), take note of the phone on the left taking pics, there were more if felt like obama before giving a speech in a black gheto suburb.



yeah looking small there, no pump for the homos

and the girl holding me there is the one i fucked.

not almost fucked, but i rearanged half her internal organs

i guess this answers this question as to who would do this at a wedding.

[Ronnie Rep]

I almost won the lottery!

[B_B_C]

She is very cute. More pics.

Galeniko.. we should hang out. We would have a lot of stories to swap 

shirtless night clubbing - very dancing queen chic

[Borracho]

Holy shit!!!!!     Hahahaha.

my reaction as well. lol

[Straw Man]

Will post updates.

almost

so you tried to fuck and and missed ?

[FitnessFrenzy]

almost

so you tried to fuck and and missed ?

read the whole thread. 

[Borracho]

Galeniko is such a Legend he even turned Sandra Bernhard from Lesbian

a slight resemblance but not that hideous  

[ukjeff]

now, that said, i went out last night and some girls(well most, but these in particular) were staring at my physique like kids stare at candy.

i stood before her, flashed my abs, and gave her straight french kiss, then ran the hand across her cheek and left.

then, as i was steamrolling-dancing my way through the club, some girl touched my brutal 17 inch guns and was like "wow", i stopped, looked her deep in her eyes,and did the trademark abs flash.the reaction of her and her female frends was what youre used to from boygroup concert, the diference here being,those were grown up women.namely a doctor.

i asked her if she wants to remove my shirt, so she did.

after bit dancing, some jealous staff from the bar came along and told me "nono, you cant do this".
i said oh sorry,i understand, and started to remove my trousers too

then the security team was called.i caused no trouble and dressed myself again, and immediately afterwards i grabbed that girl and stuck my tongue down her neck.

and then took her home and had sex.will repeat the sex today again, were aranging the appointment,as we type.

[chaos]

"Almost"

[calfzilla]

Almost fucked a 5/10, congrats Bro

Lol beat me to it. I was gonna say 6 tho.

[FitnessFrenzy]

i do believe in nothing but lifting, looking good,i dont need any one thing more in life.

 

[Army of One]

45

i do believe in nothing but lifting,looking good, having roof over the head,i dont need any one thing more in life.

zero ambitions, just want to keep a job and work and enjoy my free time,thats pretty average isnt it.ppl just view what means enjoying life from different perspectives.

to me its this:



 

shes lovely,might keep her.

Ass looking flatter than Luke Woods last show there, hopefully it's just the angle

[Roger Bacon]

hahaha!,Galeniko has reached that Musclecenter level of respect, where he's such a parody that he do no wrong, I imagine his world being something like the following video, so bizarre and cool that it shouldnt exist on earth

YES!!! haha

Almost

[kreator]

yeah without some atitude is hard to get results.i value frendships,though.
mine or hers?

nah its all poor angle andlightning.
hell in those pics i look like i hardy ever work out, was bit suprised myself.

had bit mmotivational and focussing problems recently for all this training stuff, dont know why.my soul brother boracho probably unbderstands best why.

who gives a fuck how you look in a picture man, pictures can be very deceiving, it only matters how you look in person and if that makes women's heads turn and get them moist you win, plain and simple

[cephissus]

G, legendary pics!

Those ones do much more than any others you've posted to make your stories more believable!

[Quickerblade]

Galeniko can tell me anything and i would believe him, no need for pics.

and what he said about lifting, looking good and roof over head is awesome, many people dont have none of these.

[Quickerblade]

Will post updates.

thats frizzy hair right there.

[OTHstrong]

Dude, is that Tbomz face? lmao, bro I laughed for ten minutes straight, fucken funny lolooloolo


Galeniko kills it, king of the alpha getbiggers right there.  

[ukjeff]

many do take things to precisely and worry too much about details, when infact,as women are concerned, abd with some bit muscle is so far ahead of the average guy, details dont matter.

I find myself agreeing again here  
Most young guys these days are a fucking mess body wise, I cant believe that they look so bad, skinny and fat at the same time isn't a great combo.

As long as you are in reasonable shape and are toned without a gut you are streets ahead in the pulling stakes, you do however need a bit of personality once you sit down and talk to them.
If you can make them laugh then thats great, but you need to be able to get them to talk to you in the first place and if you are bloated or skinny then its much harder to get to first base.

[OTHstrong]

I find myself agreeing again here  
Most young guys these days are a fucking mess body wise, I cant believe that they look so bad, skinny and fat at the same time isn't a great combo.

As long as you are in reasonable shape and are toned without a gut you are streets ahead in the pulling stakes, you do however need a bit of personality once you sit down and talk to them.
If you can make them laugh then thats great, but you need to be able to get them to talk to you in the first place and if you are bloated or skinny then its much harder to get to first base.

You agreeing with someone  NOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAY 

[ukjeff]

Dont worry it isnt you, although I have agreed with you in the past   

[OTHstrong]

Dont worry it isnt you, although I have agreed with you in the past   

Just fucken with you, lol 

[WillGrant]

bahahahahahahahaha  

[Mitch]

OP's girl is almost legal.

By the way, good thread-jacking from Galeniko, providing as usual pics of some chicks whore-shipping his 6-pack.

[IronMeister]

Dude, is that Tbomz face? lmao, bro I laughed for ten minutes straight, fucken funny lolooloolo


Galeniko kills it, king of the alpha getbiggers right there.  

The one and only!