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Title: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 09, 2013, 10:41:26 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=447474.0;attach=491803;image)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: deviant on April 09, 2013, 10:51:34 PM
Nice tits.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: tommywishbone on April 09, 2013, 10:57:43 PM
15-17% at the very best. Dude has some muscle. Could he possibly buy a smaller window?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: THE BOUNCER on April 09, 2013, 10:57:54 PM
haha, my boy.

I would guess around 17% or so. nothing he cant diet away easily. how about you Ukjeff, where you at currently? i seen your pics from awhile ago but nothing recent. was this thread made with the intention of making fun of him? if so, get a life bro.

Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Natural Beast on April 09, 2013, 11:41:25 PM
he looks good imo.. not too much BF.. looks like a strongman :)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: booty on April 09, 2013, 11:44:04 PM
OTH looks good. Solid guy with a touch of cuddly thrown in.  :P
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: BigCyp on April 09, 2013, 11:50:58 PM
If you saw OTH in the gym ukjeff, you would politely smile and ask him for training tips.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: bigmc on April 09, 2013, 11:53:32 PM
the guy in the pic is jacked

uk jeff is jealous
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 09, 2013, 11:54:35 PM
15-17% at the very best. Dude has some muscle. Could he possibly buy a smaller window?
lmao bro that is my basement  ;D  ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 09, 2013, 11:57:10 PM
haha, my boy.

I would guess around 17% or so. nothing he cant diet away easily. how about you Ukjeff, where you at currently? i seen your pics from awhile ago but nothing recent. was this thread made with the intention of making fun of him? if so, get a life bro.


Ya UK is out to get me that is for dam sure.

he looks good imo.. not too much BF.. looks like a strongman :)
Thank you sir

OTH looks good. Solid guy with a touch of cuddly thrown in.  :P
Thank my aussie home girl  ;)

If you saw OTH in the gym ukjeff, you would politely smile and ask him for training tips.
Big cyp is the MAN,   8)

the guy in the pic is jacked

uk jeff is jealous
Thank you bigmc, quality poster right here.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 10, 2013, 12:18:56 AM
Lol thread  failed


Big dude
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 12:21:23 AM
Lol thread  failed


Big dude
thank you, ya epic back fire but he will really know tomorrow when the rest of the big alpha getbiggers post here, I love getbig, you guys are family.  ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 12:22:27 AM
Not out to get you at all OTH, I have no idea about BF% and just wanted to see if your estimation was correct.
It would seem you were slightly conservative in your estimation.
I did notice you ignored the less than positive responses when you replied.
Says a lot.
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I would guess around 17% or so. nothing he cant diet away easily. how about you Ukjeff, where you at currently?
OTH would probably say I was 8%   ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 10, 2013, 12:30:28 AM
dude arent you over 40? a little old to be obsessed by other members on a internetforum no?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Donny on April 10, 2013, 12:36:54 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=447474.0;attach=491803;image)
looks as strong as an OX.. no wonder climbing around and lifting all day on roofs. looks very manly( NO HOMO ) ;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 12:39:18 AM
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thank you, ya epic back fire but he will really know tomorrow when the rest of the big alpha getbiggers post here,I love getbig, you guys are family


Roughly translated as
"Please guys I really need your support here, I cant handle any more negative comments, the ones already here I have done my best to ignore but they are burning a hole in my fragile ego"   ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 12:41:22 AM
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dude arent you over 40? a little old to be obsessed by other members on a internetforum no?
"Hey, this is getbig, if you cant handle it then GTFO"

Isnt that the normal response to posts like that?  ::)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 10, 2013, 12:42:59 AM
"Hey, this is getbig, if you cant handle it then GTFO"

Isnt that the normal response to posts like that?  ::)
yeah when its about kids in there 16-25 years of age, not old guys like you. then its more embarassing =/

hope this helps
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: BigCyp on April 10, 2013, 01:00:50 AM
OTH is the kind of guy you say please and thanks to when enquiring about seemingly unused dumbells and adjustable benches.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 01:05:37 AM
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If you saw OTH in the gym ukjeff, you would politely smile and ask him for training tips.
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OTH is the kind of guy you say please and thanks to when enquiring about seemingly unused dumbells and adjustable benches
Its hardly a compliment to suggest that someone is threatening and intimidating.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 01:13:19 AM


Roughly translated as
"Please guys I really need your support here, I cant handle any more negative comments, the ones already here I have done my best to ignore but they are burning a hole in my fragile ego"   ;)
well look at the posts before i said anything, the thread was already going backwards for you, sorry bro but you are doing nothing more then making a fool out of yourself, your only support will be bikinislut, happy trolling, good luck ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: BigCyp on April 10, 2013, 01:16:23 AM
Its hardly a compliment to suggest that someone is threatening and intimidating.

That's why you started training in the first place, but it didn't work out.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 01:18:12 AM
That's why you started training in the first place, but it didn't work out.
Are you saying ukjeff started training cause he was scared to roam the streets of Engalnd  :D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: BigCyp on April 10, 2013, 01:27:18 AM
Are you saying ukjeff started training cause he was scared to roam the streets of Engalnd  :D

Hahaha, what i'm saying bro is that bukakejeff is the type of 'guy' who wears 2 timberland puffer jackets at once, borrows his next door neighbour's labrador, and carries 10 one pound coins to bribe the drunk guy to let him in and out the shop to buy milk.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 01:31:02 AM
Hahaha, what i'm saying bro is that bukakejeff is the type of 'guy' who wears 2 timberland puffer jackets at once, borrows his next door neighbour's labrador, and carries 10 one pound coins to bribe the drunk guy to let him and and out of the shop to buy milk.
lmao loloollolll, bro where do you come up with this,  ;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Papper on April 10, 2013, 02:25:55 AM
Could he possibly buy a smaller window?

Moms garage ;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Powerlift66 on April 10, 2013, 02:37:48 AM
Who cares about the BF%, big strong looking bastard...
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 10, 2013, 02:38:56 AM
15-17% BF? Someone here measured Flex's BF back in the days it seems.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Henda on April 10, 2013, 02:43:13 AM
Not really that fat just water and a bit of a bloated stomach. Other than that very powerfull and strong looking.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Borracho on April 10, 2013, 02:55:12 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=447474.0;attach=491803;image)

Nothing a little dandelion root can't fix...you're looking great ukjeff!
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: WOOO on April 10, 2013, 03:01:21 AM
15-17% at the very best. Dude has some muscle. Could he possibly buy a smaller window?

 ;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 03:31:21 AM
So ukjeff puts up a pic of me at 250 pounds, how about me at 220-225  ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 03:37:06 AM
Lol, how did you manage to get your off season self in that photo taking the picture?
Really dude, whos the Schmoe?

how olds that photo?
2,3, 4 years old?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 03:38:47 AM
flat as a pancake @ 206lb
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 03:39:32 AM
Yep, 5 years ago.
Love your friends cute sideways tilt of the head.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 03:40:33 AM
Yep, 5 years ago.
Lol, how did you manage to get your off season self in that photo taking the picture?
Really dude, whos the Schmoe?

how olds that photo?
2,3, 4 years old?
People do take pictures of other people, duh... and yes 5 years ago, what's your point?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 03:43:08 AM
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People do take pictures of other people, duh... and yes 5 years ago, what's your point?
Not bloated overweight dudes with his pants unbuckled with an in shape dude in someones house with mirrors set up.

My point?
Dont you know?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: WillGrant on April 10, 2013, 03:44:11 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=447474.0;attach=491803;image)
You can see there's a fuck load of muscle underneath the BF and water - Solid - no actually, huge bastard right thur
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Papper on April 10, 2013, 03:44:51 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=466514.0;attach=513108;image)

Epic "bro session" in a dark room with shirts off
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: WOOO on April 10, 2013, 03:45:40 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=466514.0;attach=513108;image)


um... why is his belt undone?  :-\
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 10, 2013, 03:49:04 AM
Not bloated overweight dudes with his pants unbuckled with an in shape dude in someones house with mirrors set up.

My point?
Dont you know?
lol that was kind of weird
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 03:49:50 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=466514.0;attach=513108;image)

Epic "bro session" in a dark room with shirts off
actualy bro is right, lol,.. that is my older brother, him and his girlfriend were visiting that day.  ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: syntaxmachine on April 10, 2013, 03:51:33 AM
Is this sumo wrestler looking at a spider on the basement ceiling or something?  ;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 03:54:37 AM
Not bloated overweight dudes with his pants unbuckled with an in shape dude in someones house with mirrors set up.

My point?
Dont you know?
Mirrors? hmmm  you do realize I was a month away from my show and bodybuilders do need mirrors Einstein, lol and the bloated dude with his pants unbuckled is my brother, wild imagination you have. :-[
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 03:55:15 AM
You can see there's a fuck load of muscle underneath the BF and water - Solid - no actually, huge bastard right thur
Thanks Will  8)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 03:56:20 AM
Is this sumo wrestler looking at a spider on the basement ceiling or something?  ;D
;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 04:01:57 AM
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the bloated dude with his pants unbuckled is my brother, wild imagination you have.
Im pretty sure if I asked my brother to take my photo he wouldnt take his shirt off and unbuckle his belt.

But there you go.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 10, 2013, 04:07:45 AM
If you saw OTH in the gym ukjeff, you would politely smile and ask him for training tips.


Are you saying Cyp, that when ukjizz is at the gym and his boyfriend asks what he's "hitting" today, he always responds in his usual lispy-voice: "BI's for the GUYS!!!"

(http://i1156.photobucket.com/albums/p569/Vincebertolini/419f9945ac711229b6ffed7cef19af6b.jpg)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 04:10:39 AM
Im pretty sure if I asked my brother to take my photo he wouldnt take his shirt off and unbuckle his belt.

But there you go.
pretty desperate of you if you really want to go there, don't you think, by all means continue, lmao....

have you no shame, have you read the comments in the other threads, lot of posters are saying that you are following me stalking me and are trying to get popular at my expense or hanging off of me..

Also people are making fun of your age for behaving this way at age 47, others have commented for you to grow up, does all this mean nothing to you?

You made this thread to dis me yet the picture you showed gave me a dozen or more compliments, in fact I did not even expect that, everyone is telling me I am big and more importantly they are telling me I am strong looking, wow, I am not only flaterred but this is exactly what bodybuilders like me enjoy hearing so not only did your thread back fire on you but it is giving me compliment after compliment.

Cheers getbig, I love you (no homo) thanks for the replies.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 04:17:29 AM
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everyone is telling me I am big and more importantly they are telling me I am strong looking, wow, I am not only flaterred but this is exactly what bodybuilders like me enjoy


You asked me earlier what my point was, theres your answer.  ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 04:22:15 AM

dude... looking good... just trolling here... hope you don't mind... i can't fucking help myself...  :)


(http://i47.tinypic.com/33mu1qe.jpg)
It's all good bro and thanks for the compliment, although that is pretty disgusting since that is my actual brother but if you insist,... I 'll get you back  ;D ;D :D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: WOOO on April 10, 2013, 04:24:20 AM
It's all good bro and thanks for the compliment, although that is pretty disgusting since that is my actual brother but if you insist,... I 'll get you back  ;D ;D :D



hahaha... be sure to let him know he's now in a GB photoshop...
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 04:26:14 AM


hahaha... be sure to let him know he's now in a GB photoshop...
will do, lol, pretty funny though  :D ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: oldtimer1 on April 10, 2013, 05:20:26 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=447474.0;attach=491803;image)

Fleshy face with a soft belly. Using hydrodensitometry I would bet money a reading in the low 20's. No way he's under 20%. Maybe if someone used a three point caliber reading you can get a low reading. He's carrying a lot of subcutaneous and visceral fat.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: el numero uno on April 10, 2013, 07:30:32 AM
Fleshy face with a soft belly. Using hydrodensitometry I would bet money a reading in the low 20's. No way he's under 20%. Maybe if someone used a three point caliber reading you can get a low reading. He's carrying a lot of subcutaneous and visceral fat.

 2o%? ::) You can see the veins going through his arm and delt FFS. I'd say he's indeed around 13%.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Henda on April 10, 2013, 07:32:50 AM
Look fucking huge at 225. Unreal delt and back thickness. Props
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Hulkotron on April 10, 2013, 07:33:07 AM
Arms look lean, looks to be carrying a lot of visceral fat in the midsection though.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 10, 2013, 08:23:52 AM
lol at the photo.  before scrolling down I thought for a second he was getting a blowjob in the photo  :P
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 08:27:43 AM
Cue thombz photoshop
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: monstermunch on April 10, 2013, 08:28:06 AM
Are you keeping your chin up to prevent multiple other chins from forming?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 08:31:09 AM
TBH his brother shows the true family genes.
That bloated look is with multiple grams of gear, take that all away and he's lost.
"Onetimehard" that username is so apt, it certainly isn't happening again.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: THE BOUNCER on April 10, 2013, 08:35:19 AM
So ukjeff puts up a pic of me at 250 pounds, how about me at 220-225  ;)

You look jacked and shredded bro no doubt.

lol @ the haters here.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: falco on April 10, 2013, 08:45:40 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzckys4yCO1qg39ewo1_500.gif)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=447474.0;attach=491803;image)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: dave19 on April 10, 2013, 08:50:12 AM
Looks pretty damn big to me. 13-14% is a bit off for sure though .. more like 17-18% I'd say judging from that pic.. not that the figure really matters.

I'd just go by the looks instead of numbers and the look says he is not very lean but also not fat and he's got a LOT of muscle.

Not the kind of look I would feel comfortable with but it would only take him like 6-8 weeks to get in really good shape and he would even
look a lot bigger then. On the other hand building all that muscle will take years and for someone who's not been blessed with great genes for building mass it's pretty much impossible .. well at least
without going completely overboard with drugs.

I know that I would need to up the dosage quite a bit in order to build that much muscle so anyone who says that anyone who uses >1g of gear should be at least as big as this or his gear is fake is clueless.
Response to gear is very individual - a friend of mine and I once both started a cycle with the exact same products. He blew up while I was not really gaining THAT much and ended up using almost double his dosage. I was training and eating very disciplined while he was not quite as serious about it... he ended up gaining about twice as much as I did. He also started to get estrogen-related side effects and acne while I was using twice as much and had no noticeable side-effects at all.

You can't really say that if you take amount xyz of steroid xyz you have to be at least 220lbs lean.. this is stupid. Some people are simply born to be big and grow like crazy even on small amounts while others hardly ever become huge no matter what they take. Some people get strong side-effects at 500mg test while others can tolerate 2000mg... those who grow easy on small amounts AND can tolerate large doses are the ones who can become pro size.

As for the roid rage discussion on the other thread - I think it's mostly in your head. If you're already aggressive the juice will probably make it worse but most of this is in your head. If someone never heard about roid rage before he won't be quite as affected by this... and if you're a calm person anyway then no amount of tren or whatever will make you go berserk. In my opinion no matter what you take and no matter what happens you should always be able to control yourself. Losing control is weak and not acceptable in my opinion.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 08:52:51 AM
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On the other hand building all that muscle will take years and for someone who's not been blessed with great genes for building mass it's pretty much impossible .. well at least
without going completely overboard with drugs.
+1  ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: BB on April 10, 2013, 08:56:09 AM
That's 16 -18%. He's just carrying a lot of water and bloat.

Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: TigerStripes on April 10, 2013, 08:56:15 AM
So ukjeff puts up a pic of me at 250 pounds, how about me at 220-225  ;)

Haha, the dude taking the pic has his belt all undone.

I wonder why....
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: falco on April 10, 2013, 08:57:49 AM
Haha, the dude taking the pic has his belt all undone.

I wonder why....

GH gut ::).
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 10, 2013, 09:01:16 AM
The fact remains, Onetimehard is a pillar of this place, a great contributor with tons of knowledge and a guy with an insanely good physique. Ukjeff is a nobody. Why He chose OTH as an "enemy" is foolish. He will never win this.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 09:03:25 AM
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Why He chose OTH as an "enemy" is foolish. He will never win this.
Chose as an enemy?
Its a forum where people rip each other isnt it.
Lighten up, I have however decided to leave him alone as its clear you guys all know hes as fragile as they come, thats why you dont rip him yourselves.   ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 10:04:58 AM
Chose as an enemy?
Its a forum where people rip each other isnt it.
Lighten up, I have however decided to leave him alone as its clear you guys all know hes as fragile as they come, thats why you dont rip him yourselves.   ;)
enjoying the comments you are getting UKjeff?


here is a few more
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: THE BOUNCER on April 10, 2013, 10:07:31 AM
that first one is fucken sick bro!
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 10:08:02 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: THE BOUNCER on April 10, 2013, 10:10:10 AM
BOOM ^

time for some pics ukjeff. what you got bro?  :D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 10:10:21 AM
that first one is fucken sick bro!
thanks, didn't realize how fuzzy the second pic was  :-\
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 10:11:48 AM
BOOM ^

time for some pics ukjeff. what you got bro?  :D
oh BTW ukjeff is 47 years old behaving this way  :D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: tu_holmes on April 10, 2013, 10:12:50 AM
That's a big dude.

Looks like he's purposefully tossing out his stomach too.

No one with that much muscle has ZERO abdominal muscles.

He's obviously just not flexing them.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 10:23:54 AM
That's a big dude.

Looks like he's purposefully tossing out his stomach too.

No one with that much muscle has ZERO abdominal muscles.

He's obviously just not flexing them.

Thank you sir  8)

And ya I was trying to look as fat as possible cause it was my primary before picture from my before and after pics.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: THE BOUNCER on April 10, 2013, 10:27:44 AM
Thank you sir  8)

And ya I was trying to look as fat as possible cause it was my primary before picture from my before and after pics.

i love when someone takes the worst picture they can find of you and uses that to justify any sort of lame ass argument they have against you.

definition of a hater no doubt.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 10:29:11 AM
The fact remains, Onetimehard is a pillar of this place, a great contributor with tons of knowledge and a guy with an insanely good physique. Ukjeff is a nobody. Why He chose OTH as an "enemy" is foolish. He will never win this.
Thanks brother


nice titts ;D

this is 15% or more, but on the bright side, the gut is still smaller than the ros have at contest condition

 ;D

and! no matter how out of shape this is, its kinda good pr material for the diet :D
;D ha lol  ;Dwelcome to the thread galeniko,  :) 8)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Man of Steel on April 10, 2013, 10:30:10 AM
Looks like a good broskie to do some buddy towel curls with.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 10:33:15 AM
i love when someone takes the worst picture they can find of you and uses that to justify any sort of lame ass argument they have against you.

definition of a hater no doubt.
yup

but what the OP is failing to realize is that I purposely got that big in off-season and I can be shredded anytime I want so people don't make fun of someone who looks like this if they can get in shape. What a clown, a 47 year old clown
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: haider on April 10, 2013, 10:33:54 AM
As long as OTH brings it hard for the judges all offseason shenanigans can be forgiven
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 10:34:37 AM
Looks like a good broskie to do some buddy towel curls with.
Hey mos want to do some buddy towel curls, lol.  ;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 10:41:52 AM
As long as OTH brings it hard for the judges all offseason shenanigans can be forgiven
EXACTLY
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 11:53:30 AM
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As long as OTH brings it hard for the judges all offseason shenanigans can be forgiven
Lets hope they are female judges.  ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Borracho on April 10, 2013, 12:22:08 PM
OTH is a very helpful knowledgeable dude...more than I can say for this Brian Griffin fella.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: THE BOUNCER on April 10, 2013, 12:24:56 PM
Lets hope they are female judges.  ;)
is that supposed to be an insult? lol.
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Post by: anabolichalo on April 10, 2013, 12:25:33 PM
small wrists make him look like a weakling
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Borracho on April 10, 2013, 12:27:23 PM
small wrists make him look like a weakling

Good for bbing purposes...

But you know looks can be deceiving right?

He's one of the strongest if not the strongest getbigger
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: monstermunch on April 10, 2013, 12:28:31 PM
is that supposed to be an insult? lol.

Settle down gloria, he ain't hating on yo man.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: illwill on April 10, 2013, 12:29:43 PM
Lots of size there!   regardless of BF%

OTH should use this thread as a training journal now!   At the end, then post a BOOM pic to shut ukJeff up
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: deceiver on April 10, 2013, 12:34:17 PM
In shape you look MUCH bigger.

Also, what is most important about your physique is legs. They make you stand out from the crowd.

AND IMO chest.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 10, 2013, 12:48:03 PM
The fact remains, Onetimehard is a pillar of this place, a great contributor with tons of knowledge and a guy with an insanely good physique. Ukjeff is a nobody. Why He chose OTH as an "enemy" is foolish. He will never win this.
+1
One of the better posters on gb.

Shit is uk 47 years old haha hahahahaha
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: anabolichalo on April 10, 2013, 12:48:35 PM
Good for bbing purposes...

But you know looks can be deceiving right?

He's one of the strongest if not the strongest getbigger
sure even a tiny guy can be strong as a bull
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Borracho on April 10, 2013, 12:55:12 PM
sure even a tiny guy can be strong as a bull

How about bald guys?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: BB on April 10, 2013, 01:00:18 PM
How about bald guys?

Hair goes either way. Usually for maximum power you either need baldness(full or a severe case of MPB) or a mullet. Stache also helps, beards mainly increase deadlift.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: anabolichalo on April 10, 2013, 01:02:12 PM
Hair goes either way. Usually for maximum power you either need baldness(full or a severe case of MPB) or a mullet. Stache also helps, beards mainly increase deadlift.

with the exception of serge reding


pretty much every olympic weightlifting champion in past and present has exceptional hair


powerlifters and bbers have a lot of baldness


i wonder why


seems to be on the uprise, back in the arnold day only some had balding and progeria
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Borracho on April 10, 2013, 01:03:44 PM
Hair goes either way. Usually for maximum power you either need baldness(full or a severe case of MPB) or a mullet. Stache also helps, beards mainly increase deadlift.

lol nice!
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 10, 2013, 01:06:20 PM
Yes beards help tremendously with deadlifts.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: cephissus on April 10, 2013, 01:32:15 PM
ukjeff has a better body than oth, just genetic, nothing can be done.  but, oth has definitely done more "bodybuilding".

both guys achieved their goals, at least.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Hulkotron on April 10, 2013, 01:32:52 PM
Yes both teams played hard.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: arce1988 on April 10, 2013, 01:35:42 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=466514.0;attach=513126;image)

  Leave OTH alone.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 01:56:14 PM
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is that supposed to be an insult? lol.
No, it was a joke from another thread about hard ons. :o
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 02:40:03 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=466514.0;attach=513126;image)

  Leave OTH alone.
it is all good brother ;).. 9 out of 10 posts here are compliments, not bad for a thread intended to shit on me, lol,..  8) :D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 10, 2013, 02:48:47 PM
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not bad for a thread intended to shit on me, lol,.
Nope, that wasnt the case at all.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: King Shizzo on April 10, 2013, 02:59:23 PM
Yeah, another thread fail. OTH is the fucking man. Whats up with the blindside, owning attempts (TU Holmes) the past few days?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: King Shizzo on April 10, 2013, 03:00:51 PM

um... why is his belt undone?  :-\
Lol! Careful what you post bud! That is funny.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 06:22:00 PM
Nope, that wasnt the case at all.
sure it was not, of course not.... who the fuck you think your talking too, this is getbig ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 06:23:22 PM
Yeah, another thread fail. OTH is the fucking man. Whats up with the blindside, owning attempts (TU Holmes) the past few days?
Thanks shizzo, ya thread definitely failed :-[,.. poor ukjeff, trying so hard :D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: WOOO on April 10, 2013, 06:58:12 PM
OTH is a big dude. No doubt. No homo.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 10, 2013, 08:26:16 PM
OTH is a big dude. No doubt. No homo.
;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: a_ahmed on April 10, 2013, 10:00:50 PM
lol@ uk jeff being obsessed about OTH. Might be homo in disguise watch out OTH.

Seriously why are there so many 40+ year olds on here who are so obsessesed... ukjeff, e-kul.. that pedro guy.. all 40+ and ... just plain weird. Get real lives LMAO
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Man of Steel on April 11, 2013, 06:49:28 AM
Hey mos want to do some buddy towel curls, lol.  ;D

It's on like Donkey Kong!
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Hulkotron on April 11, 2013, 06:53:38 AM
This thread seems to have backfired on ukjeff.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 11, 2013, 07:25:41 AM
backfired?
Its exactly as I expected, I have also promised to leave OTH alone now so I cant really explain to you why its gone as i expected, pm me if you want the answer.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2013, 07:26:49 AM
backfired?
Its exactly as I expected, I have also promised to leave OTH alone now so I cant really explain to you why its gone as i expected, pm me if you want the answer.

you are a gimmick account jeff
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 11, 2013, 07:28:17 AM
dont talk stupid you daft twat.
Who was I before ?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 07:29:29 AM
dont talk stupid you daft twat.
Who was I before ?

Gayer than saying daft.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2013, 07:30:59 AM
dont talk stupid you daft twat.
Who was I before ?

some pole smoking twink
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 11, 2013, 07:32:02 AM
Well you really thought that through didnt you?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2013, 07:32:53 AM
Well you really thought that through didnt you?

are you saying you love the cock jeffrey

gayer than stalking an anonymous bb on the internetz
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 07:58:22 AM
are you saying you love the cock jeffrey

gayer than stalking an anonymous bb on the internetz

Jeffrey's smoked so many cocks he was approached by kraft foods for advice on making chicken jerky
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2013, 08:02:25 AM
Jeffrey's smoked so many cocks he was approached by kraft foods for advice on making chicken jerky

are you saying that when jeffrey went to the doctors cyp

he gace him a plastic cock to suck on to try and wean him off the real thing
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 11, 2013, 08:06:20 AM
tagteamtosspots  ::)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 11, 2013, 04:13:02 PM
tagteamtosspots  ::)
you are getting worked here, humiliated and have been made out to not only to be a fool but exposed as having a grudge, some envy and almost everyone here is telling you to grow up despite you being 48 years old and we are only 6 pages in, yet I have been getting compliments left right and center, in fact more then I deserve to be honest but i am loving them non the less,....

SURE ::), GOING AS EXPECTED, LMAO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE....
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 11, 2013, 04:14:22 PM
are you saying that when jeffrey went to the doctors cyp

he gace him a plastic cock to suck on to try and wean him off the real thing
;D lmao
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 11, 2013, 04:14:35 PM
I said I was going to leave you alone, dont push it now.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 11, 2013, 04:20:56 PM
I said I was going to leave you alone, dont push it now.
You mean you are going to leav yourself alone fool, you bringing it to me is causing you more harm then me.

 Fuck you, don't leave me alone bitch, I am having a blast here :D :D :D 8)

Ps,... go fuck yourself

pss ... By all means, continue.  :-* ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: THE BOUNCER on April 11, 2013, 04:22:23 PM

Ps,... go fuck yourself

hey ukjeff... cheerio ole chap!  ;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 11, 2013, 04:24:30 PM
Im off to bed now, I will give old OTH  a summing up of this thread tomorrow.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: THE BOUNCER on April 11, 2013, 04:25:36 PM
Im off to bed now, I will give old OTH  a summing up of this thread tomorrow.
$100 says OTH would sum you up right in the fucken teeth.  ;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 11, 2013, 04:26:58 PM
Im off to bed now, I will give old OTH  a summing up of this thread tomorrow.
what's up, I drained your spirit, your morale is weak, in fact it is pitiful. You crumble like a tin can, you are not even good at this, you lost control of your own thread and now you are running to bed with your tail between your legs, WTF buddy, I am just getting started.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 11, 2013, 04:28:50 PM
$100 says OTH would sum you up right in the fucken teeth.  ;D
better make that 1000 dollars  ;D ;) 8)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: King Shizzo on April 11, 2013, 04:31:15 PM
$100 says OTH would sum you up right in the fucken teeth.  ;D
Bouncer....... You are a promising Getbigger. Please dont blow your load too quickly.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Bevo on April 11, 2013, 04:37:10 PM

dude... looking good... just trolling here... hope you don't mind... i can't fucking help myself...  :)


(http://i47.tinypic.com/33mu1qe.jpg)

White Phil health in the face  :D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Hulkotron on April 11, 2013, 04:38:14 PM
Just two bros taking shirtless platonic pictures of each other, one with a huge gut, nothing to see here.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: King Shizzo on April 11, 2013, 04:39:05 PM
White Phil health in the face  :D
Both Wider than Heath.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: THE BOUNCER on April 11, 2013, 04:41:28 PM
Please dont blow your load too quickly.
you should talk following me around like a fly on shit.  ;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 12, 2013, 12:29:42 AM
OK OTH here goes
I started the thread because you seem to have be unable to be subjective when it comes to your own physique.
You claimed 13-14% bodyfat however EVERYONE on here knows that wasnt correct.
Granted they gave you some leeway and didnt rip you, and the reason for that is they know you.
They know you are so fragile that you simply cannot take any negative criticism, you showed your true colours with me early on in your "protein only" thread, I just questioned your methods and you had a meltdown because someone wasnt blowing smoke up your arse.
Fact is you have been in shape for perhaps 8 weeks in the last 5 years, you cruise on grams of gear and cannot even get into the gym when you come off.
You are just a "Ill do it one day" permabulker full of excuses for the fact you just cant cut it anymore.

Oh and Bouncer, you seem to be a good guy, just dont fall into the trap of hero worshipping a loser.

As for everyone else who keeps blowing smoke up this dudes arse, remember, "this is GETBIG" only the strong survive.   ::)

On another note I read on another thread about people not being able to hack it here and being run off the board, truth is guys most people here are tell tale pussies who go crying to mods when things dont go there way, Grant commented on all the PMs he had about LULU and asking to ban her/him.
FFS guys grow up and fight your battles on the pages.

And as for people being "run off" its far more likely that they just get bored after coming here expecting better from you guys.

Cue the OTH fanclub
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 12, 2013, 12:53:15 AM
This is your thread summery, FOR REAL, WHAT THE????? you make me fucken laugh, lol.... you asked me 100 times what my fat % was in that pic and I wasn't even acknowledging or even caring for what you were asking so i threw a number at you to get you to STFU,....

you think I sat there and said oh I must have this bodyfat %, ahhhh no you dumbass, the fact is in my other pics I was 6-7% bodyfat at 215-220 and in that 'fat mode'' pic I was 250 so the numbers indicate that I am indeed 16-17% bodyfat in that pic, so what, who gives a fuck bro,..... no one cares, your acting like ''OH SHIT, YES, YES, i GOT ONETIME MAKING A MISTAKE'' FFS, SO YOU DID, FUCKEN SUE ME ::), that is your pathetic ownage.


Now a lot of people come here for entertainment and that is cool and fair but a lot of others here are goal oriented and have 100's of questions that need answers, so they search around until they come across someone who knows what he is doing that is willing to help them and that is the main reason why I am here, to contribute anything I can cause we all share a common hobbie and that is lifting weights and trying to achieve a better physique regardless of whatever stage of development we are at.

So you are sitting here critisizing everyone for having repect for me, well maybe your jealose or something, I have earned respect around here by being considerate to people and by respecting their views. You claim they are kiss asses, WTF you can't tell someone he looks good without being a kiss ass?  ::).... what the fuck is wrong with you.

You are 48 years old bro, GROW THE FUCK UP.

Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 12, 2013, 12:59:32 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=447474.0;attach=491803;image)

Dennis James finally came off.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 12, 2013, 01:01:41 AM
And true to form the response totally ignores the crtical points of my post because they are detramental to your fragile ego.
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Now a lot of people come here for entertainment and that is cool and fair but a lot of others here are goal oriented and have 100's of questions that need answers, so they search around until they come across someone who knows what he is doing that is willing to help them and that is the main reason why I am here, to contribute anything I can cause we all share a common hobbie and that is lifting weights and trying to achieve a better physique regardless of whatever stage of development we are at.
But those people tend to ask the questions in other areas of the forum, this is the "have a laugh/rip people" section which is why Im here, you are way to insecure in yourself to be posting in here.

Try not to meldown again with the block capitals if you want to respond.

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You are 48 years old bro
Yep, and for you to get there will be quite an achivement the way you are going.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 12, 2013, 01:04:35 AM
And true to form the response totally ignores the crtical points of my post because they are detramental to your fragile ego.But those people tend to ask the questions in other areas of the forum, this is the "have a laugh/rip people" section which is why Im here, you are way to insecure in yourself to be posting in here.

Try not to meldown again with the block capitals if you want to respond.
Bro you are delusional, you are the one getting owned here by everyone, not me, your thread was an epic backfire, face it dude.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 12, 2013, 01:08:23 AM
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Bro you are delusional, you are the one getting owned here by everyone, not me, your thread was an epic backfire, face it dude.

Owned?
Its a forum, its just zeros and ones.

I see you dont want to address your fragile ego issues.

Never mind, Its probably too hard for you.   ;)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: King Shizzo on April 12, 2013, 01:13:11 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=447474.0;attach=491803;image)
Thats not Pat Barry.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 12, 2013, 01:14:13 AM
Owned?
Its a forum, its just zeros and ones.

I see you dont want to address your fragile ego issues.

Never mind, Its probably too hard for you.   ;)
Like talking to a 3 year old ''owned' is a word we use around here at getbig for someone that was humiliated and looked like a fool by others, you fit that description perfectly.

Address what??,... I don't owe you shit bro and you are insignificant for me to address one of your points, who the fuck are you?

enjoy the knew rep you have developed  :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 12, 2013, 01:18:10 AM
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Like talking to a 3 year old ''owned' is a word we use around here at getbig for someone that was humiliated and looked like a fool by others, you fit that description perfectly.
The fact you think you have to explain that to me shows just how dumb you really are.

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Address what??,... I don't owe you shit bro and you are insignificant for me to address one of your points, who the fuck are you?
You owe it to yourself, you will feel a whole lot better once you accept your limitations.

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enjoy the knew rep you have developed  

Like I care what people here think of me.
Again that displays your irrational need of acceptance.

I have explained to you before, you cant deal with me on your own, dont worry though, your little helpers will be along soon.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 12, 2013, 01:23:00 AM
You lie, if you did not care of what people think around here why are you here posting? why are you trying to prove some point? why do you post a pic of your physique? fucken right you care about what people say around here. Of course it bothers you and that is why you lose cause the comments you read are not making you feel good.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 12, 2013, 01:33:54 AM
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You lie, if you did not care of what people think around here why are you here posting? why are you trying to prove some point? why do you post a pic of your physique? fucken right you care about what people say around here. Of course it bothers you and that is why you lose cause the comments you read are not making you feel good.
The reason you think I believe that to be true is because its the way you think, it doesnt apply to someone without a narcissistic personality disorder.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: bigmc on April 12, 2013, 02:07:19 AM
onetimehard dominating get big bottom ukjizz in this thread
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 12, 2013, 02:13:32 AM
Does "dominating" mean "running away from two threads with your tail between your legs"?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 12, 2013, 02:15:32 AM
OK OTH here goes
I started the thread because you seem to have be unable to be subjective when it comes to your own physique.
You claimed 13-14% bodyfat however EVERYONE on here knows that wasnt correct.
Granted they gave you some leeway and didnt rip you, and the reason for that is they know you.
They know you are so fragile that you simply cannot take any negative criticism, you showed your true colours with me early on in your "protein only" thread, I just questioned your methods and you had a meltdown because someone wasnt blowing smoke up your arse.
Fact is you have been in shape for perhaps 8 weeks in the last 5 years, you cruise on grams of gear and cannot even get into the gym when you come off.
You are just a "Ill do it one day" permabulker full of excuses for the fact you just cant cut it anymore.

Oh and Bouncer, you seem to be a good guy, just dont fall into the trap of hero worshipping a loser.

As for everyone else who keeps blowing smoke up this dudes arse, remember, "this is GETBIG" only the strong survive.   ::)

On another note I read on another thread about people not being able to hack it here and being run off the board, truth is guys most people here are tell tale pussies who go crying to mods when things dont go there way, Grant commented on all the PMs he had about LULU and asking to ban her/him.
FFS guys grow up and fight your battles on the pages.

And as for people being "run off" its far more likely that they just get bored after coming here expecting better from you guys.

Cue the OTH fanclub
classic getbig meltdown
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: bigmc on April 12, 2013, 02:19:29 AM
Does "dominating" mean "running away from two threads with your tail between your legs"?

no it means he is making you look like a jealous little bitch

hope that helps  :)
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 12, 2013, 02:22:19 AM
Jealous?
Lol

Give him a little shoulder rub before he posts again bigmc, and tell him to stop sucking his thumb.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: BigCyp on April 12, 2013, 03:33:45 AM
onetimehard dominating get big bottom ukjizz in this thread

Hahaha yes, a true meltdown.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: bigmc on April 12, 2013, 03:38:03 AM
Jealous?
Lol

Give him a little shoulder rub before he posts again bigmc, and tell him to stop sucking his thumb.

you cant troll me old man  :-*
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 12, 2013, 09:03:20 AM
Ukjizz is so familiar with smoke and poles that he was invited by the Ugandan Fire Department to teach a seminar on how to execute the movement properly.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: bigmc on April 12, 2013, 09:05:48 AM
Ukjizz is so familiar with smoke and poles that he was invited by the Ugandan Fire Department to teach a seminar on how to execute the movement properly.

are you saying that if sliding down poles was a a sport uk queef would be world champion?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 12, 2013, 09:12:11 AM
are you saying that if sliding down poles was a a sport uk queef would be world champion?

I'm saying that for years, scientists at Dyson Vacuums have tried to replicate the sucking capacity of UKjizz, but even millions of dollars of funding and a team of PhD's could not find a better way.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: King Shizzo on April 12, 2013, 10:19:09 AM
Hahaha yes, a true meltdown.
It's Letdown now.
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 12, 2013, 10:52:15 AM
I'm saying that for years, scientists at Dyson Vacuums have tried to replicate the sucking capacity of UKjizz, but even millions of dollars of funding and a team of PhD's could not find a better way.
lmao ;D

Are you saying that once they do reach that level there name will change to ''UKjizz vacuums?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 12, 2013, 11:14:03 AM
lmao ;D

Are you saying that once they do reach that level there name will change to ''UKjizz vacuums?

I'm saying that if I had a nickel for every time UkJizz has been on the business end of a Ugandan Black Mamba, I could solve the world hunger crisis and still have change left to invest in my lifelong dream business venture,  "Bedazzled Posing Trunks, LLC."
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: King Shizzo on April 12, 2013, 11:17:48 AM
I think Chiro and Onetimehard are the same guy.  ;D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 12, 2013, 02:30:56 PM
I think Chiro and Onetimehard are the same guy.  ;D
if you say that about us then you have to say that about everyone that has owned UKjizz in this thread, oh, wait a second, that's everone  :D
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: ukjeff on April 12, 2013, 02:31:54 PM
What have I told you sad sack.
Do you really want to go there again?
Title: Re: 13-14% BF, You decide.
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on April 12, 2013, 03:25:00 PM
I'm saying that for years, scientists at Dyson Vacuums have tried to replicate the sucking capacity of UKjizz, but even millions of dollars of funding and a team of PhD's could not find a better way.

Are those the same engineers who made 3D CGI maps of Wiggs nostrils for the intake manifold on the new LS V8 ?