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Title: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 10, 2013, 11:07:39 AM
So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 10, 2013, 11:10:15 AM
do it ;D

youll lose both, but you did it.

seriously, do it.

even better is if you know 2 chicks who know eachother directly and do both ;D

problem is, I don't want to lose the girl I am currently seeing (haven't fucked the neighbour yet).
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 10, 2013, 11:10:22 AM
Just go over to her house instead.  Walk over with a big Pipe Wrench like you going to fix something.

Problem solved.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: anabolichalo on April 10, 2013, 11:10:58 AM
living the dream

a million times better than knocking up girlfriend who then moves in  :-X
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 10, 2013, 11:13:57 AM
living the dream

a million times better than knocking up girlfriend who then moves in  :-X

I know that feel, bro. I lived together with my bitch girlfriend for 4 months. Not moving together with a girl the next couple of years. I plan to go full Galeniko on the local whores.  ;D
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: anabolichalo on April 10, 2013, 11:16:05 AM
I know that feel, bro. I lived together with my bitch girlfriend for 4 months. Not moving together with a girl the next couple of years. I plan to go full Galeniko on the local whores.  ;D
the best life has to offer

you can always settle down after you are 40 years and rich because you spend all those years not spending money on woman and kids
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: Tapeworm on April 10, 2013, 11:17:07 AM
(haven't fucked the neighbour yet).

No.  Don't do that.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: sarahdunlap on April 10, 2013, 11:23:49 AM
do it ;D

youll lose both, but you did it.

seriously, do it.

even better is if you know 2 chicks who know eachother directly and do both ;D

I agree here, you better do it.  You're gonna lose them, but you can say you did it.. or you can get them incredibly drunk and find out about the myth that all women are bisexual, just depends on how drunk they are.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: JediTerminator on April 10, 2013, 11:25:40 AM
living the dream

a million times better than knocking up girlfriend who then moves in  :-X

does she let stinky pregnancy farts? i hear pregnant girls do that. i don't gotta worry cuz i ain't knocking no girls up
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: anabolichalo on April 10, 2013, 11:28:28 AM
does she let stinky pregnancy farts? i hear pregnant girls do that. i don't gotta worry cuz i ain't knocking no girls up
she guzzles down water like a disgusting animal

it disgusts me so much how she poors all that water down her throat with the nasty noise


and face and neck seem bloated


walks like an old fat guy


oh man
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 10, 2013, 11:28:57 AM
I agree here, you better do it.  You're gonna lose them, but you can say you did it.. or you can get them incredibly drunk and find out about the myth that all women are bisexual, just depends on how drunk they are.

with all the test in your system, I can see why you lust for women.  :P


(http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/653569268.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 10, 2013, 11:29:40 AM
she guzzles down water like a disgusting animal

it disgusts me so much how she poors all that water down her throat with the nasty noise


and face and neck seem bloated


walks like an old fat guy


oh man


Seriously dude.. dump her. Your marriage will only be shit. Not good for the kid..
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: tu_holmes on April 10, 2013, 11:30:03 AM
Are you in a committed relationship?

If so, you shouldn't do it... But if it's just casual... Go ream that pussy out mang.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 10, 2013, 11:30:29 AM
living the dream

a million times better than knocking up girlfriend who then moves in  :-X
This ^.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: anabolichalo on April 10, 2013, 11:37:17 AM

Seriously dude.. dump her. Your marriage will only be shit. Not good for the kid..
i figure since the kid it's going to be all fucked to dump her

they will still get you to pay money


and you dont even get to fuck them or make them clean the house
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: BIG ACH on April 10, 2013, 11:40:45 AM
she guzzles down water like a disgusting animal

it disgusts me so much how she poors all that water down her throat with the nasty noise


and face and neck seem bloated


walks like an old fat guy


oh man

You seem to complain a lot about this girl?  Why are you living with her?  Why are you even in a relationship with her?  Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean you have to be with her.  You can still fulfill your responsibility , have joint custody, be a good dad, be involved in your kids life, pay the bills that need to be paid,  and be there for them, doesn't mean you have to be with someone you don't care for.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: funk51 on April 10, 2013, 11:42:33 AM
So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?
i think they call it menage de trois.....
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: sarahdunlap on April 10, 2013, 11:42:33 AM
with all the test in your system, I can see why you lust for women.  :P


(http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/653569268.jpg)

oh you didn't!!!!!!!!!  History back to haunt.  Oh no!  okay well that was fun for the day :(
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: anabolichalo on April 10, 2013, 11:45:49 AM
You seem to complain a lot about this girl?  Why are you living with her?  Why are you even in a relationship with her?  Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean you have to be with her.  You can still fulfill your responsibility , have joint custody, be a good dad, be involved in your kids life, pay the bills that need to be paid,  and be there for them, doesn't mean you have to be with someone you don't care for.
no she's ok

i just bitch a lot because it's giving me financial stress the whole foresight of having a kid with a woman without stable income

guess i can always start knocking over liquor stores and sell sugar water to noobs
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: JediTerminator on April 10, 2013, 11:55:14 AM
no she's ok

i just bitch a lot because it's giving me financial stress the whole foresight of having a kid with a woman without stable income

guess i can always start knocking over liquor stores and sell sugar water to noobs

I understand. I bitch about my girlfriend who I live with cuz it gives me some stress relief. Nothing more irritating than when you saved that ice cold diet pepsi all weekend for when you watch Game of Thrones to see that it was opened 2 days ago with 1 sip taken out of it. Why lord? Why?
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: anabolichalo on April 10, 2013, 12:03:56 PM
I understand. I bitch about my girlfriend who I live with cuz it gives me some stress relief. Nothing more irritating than when you saved that ice cold diet pepsi all weekend for when you watch Game of Thrones to see that it was opened 2 days ago with 1 sip taken out of it. Why lord? Why?
lol

why on earth buy bottled water by the way

fucking disgrace
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: gym**rat on April 10, 2013, 12:04:33 PM
Shit, I thought this thread said "Fuck my wife" not Fuck my life. Nevermind.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: BIG ACH on April 10, 2013, 12:05:54 PM
Shit, I thought this thread said "Fuck my wife" not Fuck my life. Nevermind.

And you were all ready to apply  ;D
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: JediTerminator on April 10, 2013, 12:06:26 PM
lol

why on earth buy bottled water by the way

fucking disgrace
i drink from the tap. bottled water would put me in the poor house even more
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: gym**rat on April 10, 2013, 12:07:21 PM
And you were all ready to apply  ;D

Damn right. But I figured I would be at the end of the long line of Getbiggers waiting to get some.   :-X
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: anabolichalo on April 10, 2013, 12:08:38 PM
i drink from the tap. bottled water would put me in the poor house even more
me too i drink from the tap

but she refuses

makes my stomach turn with anger


the cheapest bottled water is not that expensive

but still like 200 times the price of tap water


and it's the same thing


and you have to buy more plastic waste trash bags for the bottles

it adds up in the end
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: JediTerminator on April 10, 2013, 12:11:10 PM
me too i drink from the tap

but she refuses

makes my stomach turn with anger


the cheapest bottled water is not that expensive

but still like 200 times the price of tap water


and it's the same thing


and you have to buy more plastic waste trash bags for the bottles

it adds up in the end

here it's around 24 bottles for $2 on sale. shit adds up. not like we all don't have other things we'd like to spend money on
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: arce1988 on April 10, 2013, 02:07:52 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: sarahdunlap on April 10, 2013, 04:17:53 PM
Shit, I thought this thread said "Fuck my wife" not Fuck my life. Nevermind.

RIGHT>?! :o
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: King Shizzo on April 10, 2013, 04:22:57 PM
So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?
Sounds like you maxed out your rank on World Of Warcraft.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: Parker on April 10, 2013, 04:31:13 PM
So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?
since you spelled "neighbour" like the English do, I summise that you are not American, correct? Then you are familiar with the saying, "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"? This goes for women as well (as the men in the UK call them, "birds", which makes no damn sense whatsoever).
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: Meso_z on April 10, 2013, 11:57:06 PM
no she's ok

i just bitch a lot because it's giving me financial stress the whole foresight of having a kid with a woman without stable income

guess i can always start knocking over liquor stores and sell sugar water to noobs
what do her parents think for all this?
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 11, 2013, 12:25:25 AM
So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?
lol im in the same situation, im fucking my neighbour but there is another girl who wants to come over to me.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 11, 2013, 12:48:57 AM
Sounds like you maxed out your rank on World Of Warcraft.

only thing I play right now is Quake III arena. Old school.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 11, 2013, 03:23:34 AM
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 11, 2013, 03:42:37 AM
oh you didn't!!!!!!!!!  History back to haunt.  Oh no!  okay well that was fun for the day :(

Snap! another pro-meltdown :D
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: Figo on April 11, 2013, 04:29:12 AM
I plan to go full Galeniko on the local whores.  ;D

So this has become a verb now? "To Galeniko"... ;D
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 11, 2013, 04:58:32 AM
it's over guys. I wrote to the neighbour girl that I can't see her. She is up for grabs for anygetbigger wanting to bust his load.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: sarahdunlap on April 11, 2013, 05:19:27 AM
it's over guys. I wrote to the neighbour girl that I can't see her. She is up for grabs for anygetbigger wanting to bust his load.

I can't believe you made a major decision based on some forum posts. You are not American, correct?  I noticed your spelling off the bat, you got a bird across the street eh? These guys are (mostly) wanker's.   Don't take their words so seriously...

Americans are not the same, they have less respect for women than the average Englishman.  Glad your trivial moment is over.  You got a baby to worry about.  You are not a pig like the rest I guess?  Congrats.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 05:21:22 AM
I can't believe you made a major decision based on some forum posts. You are not American, correct?  I noticed your spelling off the bat, you got a bird across the street eh? These guys are (mostly) wanker's.   Don't take their words so seriously...

Americans are not the same, they have less respect for women than the average Englishman.  Glad your trivial moment is over.  You got a baby to worry about.  You are not a pig like the rest I guess?  Congrats.

I bet you would have given that bird your 2 inches stud.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 11, 2013, 05:23:24 AM
I can't believe you made a major decision based on some forum posts. You are not American, correct?  I noticed your spelling off the bat, you got a bird across the street eh? These guys are (mostly) wanker's.   Don't take their words so seriously...

Americans are not the same, they have less respect for women than the average Englishman.  Glad your trivial moment is over.  You got a baby to worry about.  You are not a pig like the rest I guess?  Congrats.

it seems you have me mistaken for anabolichalo. I don't have a baby on the way. I had already decided what to to about the situation before making this topic on Getbig. Basically, I just wanted to hear if some of the guys had been in a similar predicament.

I was not surprised by Galeniko's very frisky response. He is a man, who indeed lives in the present.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: Krankenstein on April 11, 2013, 05:34:03 AM
So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?

According to  GH15 lore you can walk over to the girls house and flex for her and she will do you in a heartbeat.

Oh and Sarah, most of us aren't "wankers".  Most comments are of the 'shock value' type.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 05:35:36 AM
According to  GH15 lore you can walk over to the girls house and flex for her and she will do you in a heartbeat.

Oh and Sarah, most of us aren't "wankers".  Most comments are of the 'shock value' type.

Shhh!
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: dj181 on April 11, 2013, 05:39:10 AM
So this has become a verb now? "To Galeniko"... ;D

so then for homos you'd say "to gayleniko" correct?
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 11, 2013, 05:45:18 AM
so then for homos you'd say "to gayleniko" correct?

Blasphemy. One does not mention Galeniko, king of the vag, in a homoerotic context.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: dj181 on April 11, 2013, 05:46:27 AM
Blasphemy. One does not mention Galeniko, king of the vag, in a homoerotic context.

sorry man, i guess that i was just projecting ;D
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: Overload on April 11, 2013, 06:20:27 AM
Never, ever, ever, fuck your neighbor or any girl that lives within a mile of you.

It's the worst idea, trust me.  I was banging the girl a few doors down and she was really nice at first, but when i didn't want to be in a relationship with her my life turned into a soap opera.

There are plenty of women elsewhere.


8)
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 11, 2013, 06:27:42 AM
Never, ever, ever, fuck your neighbor or any girl that lives within a mile of you.

It's the worst idea, trust me.  I was banging the girl a few doors down and she was really nice at first, but when i didn't want to be in a relationship with her my life turned into a soap opera.

There are plenty of women elsewhere.


8)

thanks, bro.
Title: Re: Fuck my life.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 11, 2013, 06:43:14 AM
thanks for the advice, Galeniko.