Fuck my life.

[FitnessFrenzy]

So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?

[FitnessFrenzy]

do it

youll lose both, but you did it.

seriously, do it.

even better is if you know 2 chicks who know eachother directly and do both

problem is, I don't want to lose the girl I am currently seeing (haven't fucked the neighbour yet).

[El Diablo Blanco]

Just go over to her house instead.  Walk over with a big Pipe Wrench like you going to fix something.

Problem solved.

[anabolichalo]

living the dream

a million times better than knocking up girlfriend who then moves in 

[FitnessFrenzy]

living the dream

a million times better than knocking up girlfriend who then moves in 

I know that feel, bro. I lived together with my bitch girlfriend for 4 months. Not moving together with a girl the next couple of years. I plan to go full Galeniko on the local whores. 

[anabolichalo]

I know that feel, bro. I lived together with my bitch girlfriend for 4 months. Not moving together with a girl the next couple of years. I plan to go full Galeniko on the local whores. 

the best life has to offer

you can always settle down after you are 40 years and rich because you spend all those years not spending money on woman and kids

[Tapeworm]

(haven't fucked the neighbour yet).

No.  Don't do that.

[sarahdunlap]

do it

youll lose both, but you did it.

seriously, do it.

even better is if you know 2 chicks who know eachother directly and do both

I agree here, you better do it.  You're gonna lose them, but you can say you did it.. or you can get them incredibly drunk and find out about the myth that all women are bisexual, just depends on how drunk they are.

[JediTerminator]

living the dream

a million times better than knocking up girlfriend who then moves in 

does she let stinky pregnancy farts? i hear pregnant girls do that. i don't gotta worry cuz i ain't knocking no girls up

[anabolichalo]

does she let stinky pregnancy farts? i hear pregnant girls do that. i don't gotta worry cuz i ain't knocking no girls up

she guzzles down water like a disgusting animal

it disgusts me so much how she poors all that water down her throat with the nasty noise


and face and neck seem bloated


walks like an old fat guy


oh man

[FitnessFrenzy]

I agree here, you better do it.  You're gonna lose them, but you can say you did it.. or you can get them incredibly drunk and find out about the myth that all women are bisexual, just depends on how drunk they are.

with all the test in your system, I can see why you lust for women.  

[FitnessFrenzy]

she guzzles down water like a disgusting animal

it disgusts me so much how she poors all that water down her throat with the nasty noise


and face and neck seem bloated


walks like an old fat guy


oh man

Seriously dude.. dump her. Your marriage will only be shit. Not good for the kid..

[tu_holmes]

Are you in a committed relationship?

If so, you shouldn't do it... But if it's just casual... Go ream that pussy out mang.

[Mr Nobody]

living the dream

a million times better than knocking up girlfriend who then moves in 

This ^.

[anabolichalo]

Seriously dude.. dump her. Your marriage will only be shit. Not good for the kid..

i figure since the kid it's going to be all fucked to dump her

they will still get you to pay money


and you dont even get to fuck them or make them clean the house

[BIG ACH]

she guzzles down water like a disgusting animal

it disgusts me so much how she poors all that water down her throat with the nasty noise


and face and neck seem bloated


walks like an old fat guy


oh man

You seem to complain a lot about this girl?  Why are you living with her?  Why are you even in a relationship with her?  Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean you have to be with her.  You can still fulfill your responsibility , have joint custody, be a good dad, be involved in your kids life, pay the bills that need to be paid,  and be there for them, doesn't mean you have to be with someone you don't care for.

[funk51]

So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?

i think they call it menage de trois.....

[sarahdunlap]

with all the test in your system, I can see why you lust for women.  

oh you didn't!!!!!!!!!  History back to haunt.  Oh no!  okay well that was fun for the day

[anabolichalo]

You seem to complain a lot about this girl?  Why are you living with her?  Why are you even in a relationship with her?  Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean you have to be with her.  You can still fulfill your responsibility , have joint custody, be a good dad, be involved in your kids life, pay the bills that need to be paid,  and be there for them, doesn't mean you have to be with someone you don't care for.

no she's ok

i just bitch a lot because it's giving me financial stress the whole foresight of having a kid with a woman without stable income

guess i can always start knocking over liquor stores and sell sugar water to noobs

[JediTerminator]

no she's ok

i just bitch a lot because it's giving me financial stress the whole foresight of having a kid with a woman without stable income

guess i can always start knocking over liquor stores and sell sugar water to noobs

I understand. I bitch about my girlfriend who I live with cuz it gives me some stress relief. Nothing more irritating than when you saved that ice cold diet pepsi all weekend for when you watch Game of Thrones to see that it was opened 2 days ago with 1 sip taken out of it. Why lord? Why?

[anabolichalo]

I understand. I bitch about my girlfriend who I live with cuz it gives me some stress relief. Nothing more irritating than when you saved that ice cold diet pepsi all weekend for when you watch Game of Thrones to see that it was opened 2 days ago with 1 sip taken out of it. Why lord? Why?

lol

why on earth buy bottled water by the way

fucking disgrace

[gym**rat]

Shit, I thought this thread said "Fuck my wife" not Fuck my life. Nevermind.

[BIG ACH]

Shit, I thought this thread said "Fuck my wife" not Fuck my life. Nevermind.

And you were all ready to apply 

[JediTerminator]

lol

why on earth buy bottled water by the way

fucking disgrace

i drink from the tap. bottled water would put me in the poor house even more

[gym**rat]

And you were all ready to apply 

Damn right. But I figured I would be at the end of the long line of Getbiggers waiting to get some.