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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: tommywishbone on April 22, 2013, 05:14:36 PM
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So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . " She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.
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So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . " She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.
Unsolicited dietary advice from a fatty always goes over well.
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So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . " She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.
Someones butt hurt because they clearly don't establish the premise of the healthy stud look as they thought. You saw a healthy young stud. She saw a fat old man drinking a soda and took pity on you. Perception = reality.. :-\
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Wider than Heath
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Someones butt hurt because they clearly don't establish the premise of the healthy stud look as they thought. You saw a healthy young stud. She saw a fat old man drinking a soda and took pity on you. Perception = reality.. :-\
;D ;D ;D That's pretty F-ing funny. hahaha
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she was just hitting on you dude, did you do her, honest?
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p
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So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . " She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.
Figured you'd be a Coke Zero man Tommy.
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Figured you'd be a Coke Zero man Tommy.
Love the Coke Zero. the vending machine only had Diet Coke. :)
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So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . " She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.
I would've asked her if that's how she maintains her svelte figure.
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I would've asked her if that's how she maintains her svelte figure.
see you're better than I am. I would of said when you sign up for Jenny Craig and eat less than 2k calories a day, then I won't tell you to kick rocks
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Obese of peace.
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Love the Coke Zero. the vending machine only had Diet Coke. :)
grey goose and zero even better.
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Obese of peace.
ahahahahahhaha good one
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Calves bigger than wolf.
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ahahahahahhaha good one
Thanks but someone on here came up with it. I'm just using it.
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there are too many dumb people on the planet, obviously there a dramatic need for less dumb people. The problem is that everyone think they re smarter than the others.
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there are too many dumb people on the planet, obviously there a dramatic need for less dumb people. The problem is that everyone think they re smarter than the others.
I agree Ray. ;)
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So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . " She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.
haha!!
My local DMV has a long church pew style bench that the people in line can sit on. There were like 15 people of all ages sitting on it with an open space on the end close to the door. This gigantic fat guy with a really high ass waddled in and plopped down on the front edge of the seat causing the bench to tip frontwards with all of us on it. I leaped out of my seat as the bench tipped frontwards, but most people weren't so lucky. This guy was so fat he caused the bench to completely flip frontwards launching/smashing like 13 people.
Craziest damn thing I've ever seen in my life. In the ensuing confusion I got to move up about eight spots in line. The black DMV worker ladies were like my lawd what be happening. Call 911
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You can't even enjoy cold beverage without some dickhead believing you have a neurotic agenda behind your actions.
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If afraid that the distribution of her excess fat is puting her health in jeopardy.
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;D
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LMAO!! :D :D
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haha!!
My local DMV has a long church pew style bench that the people in line can sit on. There were like 15 people of all ages sitting on it with an open space on the end close to the door. This gigantic fat guy with a really high ass waddled in and plopped down on the front edge of the seat causing the bench to tip frontwards with all of us on it. I leaped out of my seat as the bench tipped frontwards, but most people weren't so lucky. This guy was so fat he caused the bench to completely flip frontwards launching/smashing like 13 people.
Craziest damn thing I've ever seen in my life. In the ensuing confusion I got to move up about eight spots in line. The black DMV worker ladies were like my lawd what be happening. Call 911
hahahaha ;D Never a dull moment at the good ol' DMV.
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So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . " She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.
By natural juices, did she mean liquid hot fudge?
I would have looked her up and down, smiled and said "Really"?
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I'm a coke zero man myself!
But another one of my favorites, especially at night when I don't want caffeine:
Zero Calories, Zero Caffeine!
(http://www.americangrocery.co.uk/ekmps/shops/vmadhu/images/fresca-citrus-soda-1018-p.jpg)
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Pretty sure the DMV and the dept of immigration are the same dept.
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If you are drinking zero calorie soda, I prefer Diet Dr. Pepper, but I must admit... Coke Zero is damn tasty.
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Pepsi Max for the win. Nothing else comes close.
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I agree Ray. ;)
Oh shit son.
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So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . " She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.
Clearly she knows from experience. And looks like she doesn't even lift.
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Clearly she knows from experience. And looks like she doesn't even lift.
I think perhaps she's just another permabulker. She watched Pumping Iron and concluded that only the heavyweight's ever win the overall. She'll learn her lesson the hard way.
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"There's no need for all that. If you want to get acquainted why don't you just say so."
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I think perhaps she's just another permabulker. She watched Pumping Iron and concluded that only the heavyweight's ever win the overall. She'll learn her lesson the hard way.
Exactly.
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motor vehicles is crazy, last time i went some guy was screaming at the lady at the window cause he said he paid his fines but the computer was saying different, the state trooper threw him out. very stressed out atmosphere
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Somebody clearly needs a new phone with a decent camera. That photo looks like crap quality wise.