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Title: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: tommywishbone on April 22, 2013, 05:14:36 PM
So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.
Title: Re: Advise from a citizen at DMV
Post by: dr.chimps on April 22, 2013, 05:17:46 PM
So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

Unsolicited dietary advice from a fatty always goes over well.
Title: Re: Advise from a citizen at DMV
Post by: NotSure on April 22, 2013, 05:18:00 PM
So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

Someones butt hurt because they clearly don't establish the premise of the healthy stud look as they thought. You saw a healthy young stud. She saw a fat old man drinking a soda and took pity on you. Perception = reality..  :-\
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: BDsauce on April 22, 2013, 05:18:19 PM
Wider than Heath
Title: Re: Advise from a citizen at DMV
Post by: tommywishbone on April 22, 2013, 05:18:55 PM
Someones butt hurt because they clearly don't establish the premise of the healthy stud look as they thought. You saw a healthy young stud. She saw a fat old man drinking a soda and took pity on you. Perception = reality..  :-\

 ;D ;D ;D That's pretty F-ing funny. hahaha
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: LanceD on April 22, 2013, 05:22:06 PM
she was just hitting on you dude, did you do her, honest?
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: 240 is Back on April 22, 2013, 05:24:00 PM
p
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: jwb on April 22, 2013, 05:46:12 PM
So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

Figured you'd be a Coke Zero man Tommy.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: tommywishbone on April 22, 2013, 05:48:10 PM
Figured you'd be a Coke Zero man Tommy.

Love the Coke Zero. the vending machine only had Diet Coke. :)
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Princess L on April 22, 2013, 06:24:58 PM
So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.


I would've asked her if that's how she maintains her svelte figure.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Notsonicemom on April 22, 2013, 06:26:27 PM
I would've asked her if that's how she maintains her svelte figure.

see you're better than I am. I would of said when you sign up for Jenny Craig and eat less than 2k calories a day, then I won't tell you to kick rocks
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: calfzilla on April 22, 2013, 06:34:07 PM
Obese of peace.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: jwb on April 22, 2013, 06:35:54 PM
Love the Coke Zero. the vending machine only had Diet Coke. :)
grey goose and zero even better.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Notsonicemom on April 22, 2013, 06:36:58 PM
Obese of peace.

ahahahahahhaha good one
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: calfzilla on April 22, 2013, 06:37:44 PM
Calves bigger than wolf.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: calfzilla on April 22, 2013, 06:38:40 PM
ahahahahahhaha good one

Thanks but someone on here came up with it. I'm just using it.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Natural Man on April 22, 2013, 08:28:23 PM
there are too many dumb people on the planet, obviously there a dramatic need for less dumb people. The problem is that everyone think they re smarter than the others.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: The True Adonis on April 22, 2013, 08:28:51 PM
there are too many dumb people on the planet, obviously there a dramatic need for less dumb people. The problem is that everyone think they re smarter than the others.
I agree Ray.  ;)
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 22, 2013, 08:33:59 PM
So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.


haha!!

My local DMV has a long church pew style bench that the people in line can sit on.  There were like 15 people of all ages sitting on it with an open space on the end close to the door.  This gigantic fat guy with a really high ass waddled in and plopped down on the front edge of the seat causing the bench to tip frontwards with all of us on it.  I leaped out of my seat as the bench tipped frontwards, but most people weren't so lucky.  This guy was so fat he caused the bench to completely flip frontwards launching/smashing like 13 people.

Craziest damn thing I've ever seen in my life.  In the ensuing confusion I got to move up about eight spots in line.  The black DMV worker ladies were like my lawd what be happening.  Call 911
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: 99 Bananas on April 22, 2013, 08:34:10 PM
You can't even enjoy cold beverage without some dickhead believing you have a neurotic agenda behind your actions.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: calfzilla on April 22, 2013, 08:38:52 PM
If afraid that the distribution of her excess fat is puting her health in jeopardy.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: arce1988 on April 22, 2013, 08:53:43 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: SF1900 on April 22, 2013, 09:01:11 PM
LMAO!!  :D :D
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: tommywishbone on April 22, 2013, 09:03:16 PM
haha!!

My local DMV has a long church pew style bench that the people in line can sit on.  There were like 15 people of all ages sitting on it with an open space on the end close to the door.  This gigantic fat guy with a really high ass waddled in and plopped down on the front edge of the seat causing the bench to tip frontwards with all of us on it.  I leaped out of my seat as the bench tipped frontwards, but most people weren't so lucky.  This guy was so fat he caused the bench to completely flip frontwards launching/smashing like 13 people.

Craziest damn thing I've ever seen in my life.  In the ensuing confusion I got to move up about eight spots in line.  The black DMV worker ladies were like my lawd what be happening.  Call 911

hahahaha  ;D  Never a dull moment at the good ol' DMV.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: HockeyFightFan on April 22, 2013, 09:13:28 PM
So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.


By natural juices, did she mean liquid hot fudge?

I would have looked her up and down, smiled and said "Really"?
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: BIG ACH on April 22, 2013, 09:20:06 PM

I'm a coke zero man myself!


But another one of my favorites, especially at night when I don't want caffeine:

Zero Calories, Zero Caffeine!

(http://www.americangrocery.co.uk/ekmps/shops/vmadhu/images/fresca-citrus-soda-1018-p.jpg)
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 22, 2013, 10:28:42 PM
Pretty sure the DMV and the dept of immigration are the same dept.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: tu_holmes on April 22, 2013, 10:31:55 PM
If you are drinking zero calorie soda, I prefer Diet Dr. Pepper, but I must admit... Coke Zero is damn tasty.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: The True Adonis on April 22, 2013, 10:35:26 PM
Pepsi Max for the win. Nothing else comes close.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 22, 2013, 11:33:27 PM
I agree Ray.  ;)

Oh shit son.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 22, 2013, 11:39:39 PM
So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

Clearly she knows from experience. And looks like she doesn't even lift.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: tommywishbone on April 22, 2013, 11:57:07 PM
Clearly she knows from experience. And looks like she doesn't even lift.

I think perhaps she's just another permabulker. She watched Pumping Iron and concluded that only the heavyweight's ever win the overall. She'll learn her lesson the hard way.   
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Tapeworm on April 23, 2013, 01:08:21 AM
"There's no need for all that.  If you want to get acquainted why don't you just say so."

Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 23, 2013, 03:04:59 AM
I think perhaps she's just another permabulker. She watched Pumping Iron and concluded that only the heavyweight's ever win the overall. She'll learn her lesson the hard way.   
Exactly.
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: gracie bjj on April 23, 2013, 03:10:16 AM
motor vehicles is crazy, last time i went some guy was screaming at the lady at the window cause he said he paid his fines but the computer was saying different, the state trooper threw him out. very stressed out atmosphere
Title: Re: Advice from a citizen at DMV
Post by: Rudee on April 23, 2013, 02:29:13 PM
Somebody clearly needs a new phone with a decent camera.   That photo looks like crap quality wise.