Advice from a citizen at DMV

[tommywishbone]

So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

[dr.chimps]

So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

Unsolicited dietary advice from a fatty always goes over well.

[NotSure]

So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

Someones butt hurt because they clearly don't establish the premise of the healthy stud look as they thought. You saw a healthy young stud. She saw a fat old man drinking a soda and took pity on you. Perception = reality..  

[BDsauce]

Wider than Heath

[tommywishbone]

Someones butt hurt because they clearly don't establish the premise of the healthy stud look as they thought. You saw a healthy young stud. She saw a fat old man drinking a soda and took pity on you. Perception = reality..  

  That's pretty F-ing funny. hahaha

[LanceD]

she was just hitting on you dude, did you do her, honest?

[240 is Back]

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[jwb]

So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

Figured you'd be a Coke Zero man Tommy.

[tommywishbone]

Figured you'd be a Coke Zero man Tommy.

Love the Coke Zero. the vending machine only had Diet Coke.

[Princess L]

So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

I would've asked her if that's how she maintains her svelte figure.

[Notsonicemom]

I would've asked her if that's how she maintains her svelte figure.

see you're better than I am. I would of said when you sign up for Jenny Craig and eat less than 2k calories a day, then I won't tell you to kick rocks

[calfzilla]

Obese of peace.

[jwb]

Love the Coke Zero. the vending machine only had Diet Coke.

grey goose and zero even better.

[Notsonicemom]

Obese of peace.

ahahahahahhaha good one

[calfzilla]

Calves bigger than wolf.

[calfzilla]

ahahahahahhaha good one

Thanks but someone on here came up with it. I'm just using it.

[Natural Man]

there are too many dumb people on the planet, obviously there a dramatic need for less dumb people. The problem is that everyone think they re smarter than the others.

[The True Adonis]

there are too many dumb people on the planet, obviously there a dramatic need for less dumb people. The problem is that everyone think they re smarter than the others.

I agree Ray. 

[Roger Bacon]

So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

haha!!

My local DMV has a long church pew style bench that the people in line can sit on.  There were like 15 people of all ages sitting on it with an open space on the end close to the door.  This gigantic fat guy with a really high ass waddled in and plopped down on the front edge of the seat causing the bench to tip frontwards with all of us on it.  I leaped out of my seat as the bench tipped frontwards, but most people weren't so lucky.  This guy was so fat he caused the bench to completely flip frontwards launching/smashing like 13 people.

Craziest damn thing I've ever seen in my life.  In the ensuing confusion I got to move up about eight spots in line.  The black DMV worker ladies were like my lawd what be happening.  Call 911

[99 Bananas]

You can't even enjoy cold beverage without some dickhead believing you have a neurotic agenda behind your actions.

[calfzilla]

If afraid that the distribution of her excess fat is puting her health in jeopardy.

[arce1988]

 

[SF1900]

LMAO!! 

[tommywishbone]

haha!!

My local DMV has a long church pew style bench that the people in line can sit on.  There were like 15 people of all ages sitting on it with an open space on the end close to the door.  This gigantic fat guy with a really high ass waddled in and plopped down on the front edge of the seat causing the bench to tip frontwards with all of us on it.  I leaped out of my seat as the bench tipped frontwards, but most people weren't so lucky.  This guy was so fat he caused the bench to completely flip frontwards launching/smashing like 13 people.

Craziest damn thing I've ever seen in my life.  In the ensuing confusion I got to move up about eight spots in line.  The black DMV worker ladies were like my lawd what be happening.  Call 911

hahahaha    Never a dull moment at the good ol' DMV.

[HockeyFightFan]

So I'm sitting at DMV (Department of motor Vehicles) waiting to get some paper worked completed. I'm drinking a Diet Coke and a lady approached me and told me that  ". . . Sodas are really bad for you. I never let my kids have sodas. Natural juices are much better. . . "  She then wobbled away. Here she is walking past.

By natural juices, did she mean liquid hot fudge?

I would have looked her up and down, smiled and said "Really"?