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Title: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Parker on April 24, 2013, 07:16:52 PM
 ;D
You may get "lucky".
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Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2013, 07:25:08 PM
I flew Virgin once to Sydney once, some hot stewardess's on that flight.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 07:29:23 PM
I experienced this when I flew to the USA in 2009.  A guy a few seats in front of me asked if he could join me via this chat function. I was just sitting there and the next minute this request came through that so and so from seat ..... Had sent me a message. I felt really uncomfortable being put on the spot like that. I declined his request to have him sit next to me and I got dirty looks from him all the way to lax. Even when I arrived in lax and was getting my luggage off that conveyer I felt uncomfortable. They need to disable that creepy function. The last thing you need when you are travelling such a long flight is to feel awkward.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: tu_holmes on April 24, 2013, 07:36:30 PM
Virgin is a dynamo airline. They don't fly to enough places in the US, but overseas, it's the bomb.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2013, 07:38:10 PM
I experienced this when I flew to the USA in 2009.  A guy a few seats in front of me asked if he could join me via this chat function. I was just sitting there and the next minute this request came through that so and so from seat ..... Had sent me a message. I felt really uncomfortable being put on the spot like that. I declined his request to have him sit next to me and I got dirty looks from him all the way to lax. Even when I arrived in lax and was getting my luggage off that conveyer I felt uncomfortable. They need to disable that creepy function. The last thing you need when you are travelling such a long flight is to feel awkward.
Did your feet swell up on the flight?
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 24, 2013, 07:39:55 PM
I experienced this when I flew to the USA in 2009.  A guy a few seats in front of me asked if he could join me via this chat function. I was just sitting there and the next minute this request came through that so and so from seat ..... Had sent me a message. I felt really uncomfortable being put on the spot like that. I declined his request to have him sit next to me and I got dirty looks from him all the way to lax. Even when I arrived in lax and was getting my luggage off that conveyer I felt uncomfortable. They need to disable that creepy function. The last thing you need when you are travelling such a long flight is to feel awkward.

Sorry I wasn't there to kick his ass for you mademoiselle.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 07:42:43 PM
Did your feet swell up on the flight?
No not to the USA ever. I always fly V Australia and have enough leg room. The only time my feet swelled was when I flew to Switzerland in 2010 with emrites.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 07:43:37 PM
Sorry I wasn't there to kick his ass for you mademoiselle.
That would have made good inflight entertainment.  :D
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 24, 2013, 07:45:20 PM
That would have made good inflight entertainment.  :D

lol

U.S. Marshals would be waiting for us at the gate.  ;D
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 07:46:59 PM
lol

U.S. Marshals would be waiting for us at the gate.  ;D
Probably throw us off the plane during flight.  ;D
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 24, 2013, 07:49:08 PM
Probably throw us off the plane during flight.  ;D

Hopefully close to Hawaii or Midway!!  ;D
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 24, 2013, 07:50:25 PM
The man is a genius.  He should pipe in some of that baum-chika-wow-wow music too, and make Holiday Inn style soft porn pay-per-view available.  Add some disco lighting and maybe Barry White could record where you can find the exit doors.  Aww yeah.

Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 07:50:58 PM
Hopefully close to Hawaii or Midway!!  ;D
I can swim but I hate heights and I am terrified of Sharks.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 24, 2013, 07:55:47 PM
The man is a genius.  He should pipe in some of that baum-chika-wow-wow music too, and make Holiday Inn style soft porn pay-per-view available.  Add some disco lighting and maybe Barry White could record where you can find the exit doors.  Aww yeah.



 ;D

I can swim but I hate heights and I am terrified of Sharks.

Sharks scare the hell out of me, I just want to stab those fuckers.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2013, 07:59:11 PM
;D

Sharks scare the hell out of me, I just want to stab those fuckers.

I always take my shotgun to the beach, I don't trust a damn shark.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 07:59:44 PM
;D

Sharks scare the hell out of me, I just want to stab those fuckers.

I just prefer to stay low key on the plane and have no drama.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 24, 2013, 08:00:19 PM
I always take my shotgun to the beach, I don't trust a damn shark.

haha!  Bastard sharks  >:( >:(
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 24, 2013, 08:01:53 PM
I just prefer to stay low key on the plane and have no drama.

Flying makes me really nauseous, every time.  :-X

I'm not one of those nerds that get motion sick, so I don't know what it is.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: XFACTOR on April 24, 2013, 08:03:12 PM
I flew Virgin once to Sydney once, some hot stewardess's on that flight.

X2. Virgin rocks!!!

Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 08:04:23 PM
Flying makes me really nauseous, every time.  :-X

I'm not one of those nerds that get motion sick, so I don't know what it is.
Maybe its the thought of flying?  
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 24, 2013, 08:06:29 PM
Maybe its the thought of flying?  

Hmmm... I'm not sure.  I don't think so, because it doesn't scare me at all.

I've never thrown up on a plane but I always feel sick like I could.  The popping ears really drives me nuts.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2013, 08:08:46 PM
I always hate sitting by a ugly girl that wants to talk to me, I just pretend I am falling asleep.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 08:11:01 PM
Hmmm... I'm not sure.  I don't think so, because it doesn't scare me at all.

I've never thrown up on a plane but I always feel sick like I could.  The popping ears really drives me nuts.
Last time I got thrown around in the toilet when the plane hit some turbalance. I felt like throwing up then.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 24, 2013, 08:11:11 PM
This thread has me so fucking hard.  If only there were some way to buy you a drink and spend the next 11 hours making forced small talk.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 24, 2013, 08:12:00 PM
Last time I got thrown around in the toilet when the plane hit some turbalance. I felt like throwing up then.

haha!!  That happened to me while I was pissing.  I made quite a mess!  :-[
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 08:12:28 PM
I always hate sitting by a ugly girl that wants to talk to me, I just pretend I am falling asleep.
I hate having to squeeze past people everytime I want to get out of my seat.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 24, 2013, 08:15:05 PM
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2013, 08:15:14 PM
I hate having to squeeze past people everytime I want to get out of my seat.
Just fart in their face you will get clearance then.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 08:17:03 PM
Just fart in their face you will get clearance then.
Um no.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 24, 2013, 08:24:36 PM
Are we seated in the No Assplay section?
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 24, 2013, 08:27:25 PM
Just fart in their face you will get clearance then.

hhahahahahah!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 08:32:18 PM
What I found that gets people moving is to sit on their lap. Once I was squeezing past this woman and she didn't offer to get up so that I could get out. The plane hit some turbalance and I landed on her knee. After that she always got up to let me through.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 24, 2013, 08:33:28 PM
What I found that gets people moving is to sit on their lap. Once I was squeezing past this woman and she didn't offer to get up so that I could get out. The plane hit some turbalance and I landed on her knee. After that she always got up to let me through.

Umm... That won't get me moving.  :D
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 24, 2013, 09:06:52 PM
Does Virgin sell those towel type things Kai Green used?
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 24, 2013, 09:08:32 PM
Does Virgin sell those towel type things Kai Green used?
No towels on Virgin/ V Australia. Quantas does hand out towels though
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: syntaxmachine on April 25, 2013, 03:45:24 AM
What I found that gets people moving is to sit on their lap. Once I was squeezing past this woman and she didn't offer to get up so that I could get out. The plane hit some turbalance and I landed on her knee. After that she always got up to let me through.

What you ought to do is direct your air vent into their face. Additionally, if someone in front of you is being obnoxious (e.g., they're leaning too far back for your taste), you can train all three air vents in your row upon the back of their head like North Korean artillery directed at Seoul and blast away -- they won't be able to reach back to turn off the vents.

Your welcome.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 25, 2013, 05:02:38 AM
What you ought to do is direct your air vent into their face. Additionally, if someone in front of you is being obnoxious (e.g., they're leaning too far back for your taste), you can train all three air vents in your row upon the back of their head like North Korean artillery directed at Seoul and blast away -- they won't be able to reach back to turn off the vents.

Your welcome.
The air vent only seems to work on the person directly underneath.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Griffith on April 25, 2013, 06:23:09 AM
This is fucked up.

I blame social media.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Army of One on April 25, 2013, 06:25:02 AM
Lots of Virgin men in this thread
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: syntaxmachine on April 25, 2013, 11:20:01 AM
The air vent only seems to work on the person directly underneath.

It depends on the airline, of course. The ones I've utilized allow for the air artillery strategy.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: arce1988 on April 25, 2013, 11:21:04 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 25, 2013, 11:22:22 AM
Qantas sucks.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 25, 2013, 11:34:23 AM
Qantas sucks.

Charlie: Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn't mean that they are not safe.

Raymond: QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.

Charlie: QANTAS?

Raymond: Never crashed.

Charlie: Oh that's gonna do me a lot of good because QANTAS doesn't fly to Los Angeles out of Cincinnati, you have to get to Melbourne! Melbourne, Australia in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles!
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Nails on April 25, 2013, 11:42:06 AM
i flew Virgin form Los Angeles to Boston


awesome plane
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 25, 2013, 12:06:16 PM
Charlie: Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn't mean that they are not safe.

Raymond: QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.

Charlie: QANTAS?

Raymond: Never crashed.

Charlie: Oh that's gonna do me a lot of good because QANTAS doesn't fly to Los Angeles out of Cincinnati, you have to get to Melbourne! Melbourne, Australia in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles!
I flew Qantas out of LA a few years ago to Sydney they flew there once upon a time, my feet swelled and no good looking Stewardesses on board.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 25, 2013, 05:13:36 PM
Sir Branson is a well know bi-sexual. Which means he loves the cock.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Grape Ape on April 25, 2013, 05:17:26 PM

Your welcome.

Unacceptable.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Mush Mouth on April 25, 2013, 05:54:25 PM
I experienced this when I flew to the USA in 2009.  A guy a few seats in front of me asked if he could join me via this chat function. I was just sitting there and the next minute this request came through that so and so from seat ..... Had sent me a message. I felt really uncomfortable being put on the spot like that. I declined his request to have him sit next to me and I got dirty looks from him all the way to lax. Even when I arrived in lax and was getting my luggage off that conveyer I felt uncomfortable. They need to disable that creepy function. The last thing you need when you are travelling such a long flight is to feel awkward.

Was it Evan Centopani?     
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: snx on April 25, 2013, 05:57:04 PM
I would prefer if getbig were just threads and posted started by, and written only by, Tapeworm.

Solid posting worthy of applause.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 25, 2013, 06:57:38 PM
Amex platinum has a pretty good points exchange with Virgin. You can upgrade to first class for 40,000 points. I thought about taking my upcoming trip to Ireland through them, but would have to get from London to Ireland, and it's probably not worth it. They are good partners with Amex.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Tapeworm on April 25, 2013, 07:36:36 PM
I would prefer if getbig were just threads and posted started by, and written only by, Tapeworm.

Solid posting worthy of applause.

Bottle of United Airlines Vineyards finest Cab Sav '13 coming your way, monsieur.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: booty on April 25, 2013, 07:54:52 PM
Was it Evan Centopani?     
haha No. Never seen the guy before, just a passenger using the chat function
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: snx on April 25, 2013, 09:32:05 PM
Bottle of United Airlines Vineyards finest Cab Sav '13 coming your way, monsieur.

From Branson's personal vintage, no doubt. I would expect nothing less from such a discerning gentleman. Tip 'o the cap to you, good sir.
Title: Re: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club?
Post by: Nails on April 25, 2013, 09:54:05 PM
This reminds me of when Craig Titus finger banged Monica Brant on an airplane

Would be kinda cool to see jay cutler getting a hummer on virgin airlines by lacy laduca