Author Topic: Virgin Arilines Seat 2 Seat Delivery=Mile High Stalker Club? (Read 4619 times)

booty · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2013, 08:12:28 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2013, 08:08:46 PM

I always hate sitting by a ugly girl that wants to talk to me, I just pretend I am falling asleep.

I hate having to squeeze past people everytime I want to get out of my seat.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2013, 08:15:05 PM »

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2013, 08:15:14 PM »

Quote from: booty on April 24, 2013, 08:12:28 PM

I hate having to squeeze past people everytime I want to get out of my seat.

Just fart in their face you will get clearance then.

booty · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2013, 08:17:03 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2013, 08:15:14 PM

Just fart in their face you will get clearance then.

Um no.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2013, 08:24:36 PM »

Are we seated in the No Assplay section?

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2013, 08:27:25 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2013, 08:15:14 PM

Just fart in their face you will get clearance then.

hhahahahahah!!!

booty · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2013, 08:32:18 PM »

What I found that gets people moving is to sit on their lap. Once I was squeezing past this woman and she didn't offer to get up so that I could get out. The plane hit some turbalance and I landed on her knee. After that she always got up to let me through.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2013, 08:33:28 PM »

Quote from: booty on April 24, 2013, 08:32:18 PM

What I found that gets people moving is to sit on their lap. Once I was squeezing past this woman and she didn't offer to get up so that I could get out. The plane hit some turbalance and I landed on her knee. After that she always got up to let me through.

Umm... That won't get me moving.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:06:52 PM »

Does Virgin sell those towel type things Kai Green used?

booty · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:08:32 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on April 24, 2013, 09:06:52 PM

Does Virgin sell those towel type things Kai Green used?

No towels on Virgin/ V Australia. Quantas does hand out towels though

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #35 on:** April 25, 2013, 03:45:24 AM »

Quote from: booty on April 24, 2013, 08:32:18 PM

What I found that gets people moving is to sit on their lap. Once I was squeezing past this woman and she didn't offer to get up so that I could get out. The plane hit some turbalance and I landed on her knee. After that she always got up to let me through.

What you ought to do is direct your air vent into their face. Additionally, if someone in front of you is being obnoxious (e.g., they're leaning too far back for your taste), you can train all three air vents in your row upon the back of their head like North Korean artillery directed at Seoul and blast away -- they won't be able to reach back to turn off the vents.

Your welcome.

booty · « **Reply #36 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:02:38 AM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on April 25, 2013, 03:45:24 AM

What you ought to do is direct your air vent into their face. Additionally, if someone in front of you is being obnoxious (e.g., they're leaning too far back for your taste), you can train all three air vents in your row upon the back of their head like North Korean artillery directed at Seoul and blast away -- they won't be able to reach back to turn off the vents.

Your welcome.

The air vent only seems to work on the person directly underneath.

Griffith · « **Reply #37 on:** April 25, 2013, 06:23:09 AM »

This is fucked up.

I blame social media.

Army of One · « **Reply #38 on:** April 25, 2013, 06:25:02 AM »

Lots of Virgin men in this thread

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #39 on:** April 25, 2013, 11:20:01 AM »

Quote from: booty on April 25, 2013, 05:02:38 AM

The air vent only seems to work on the person directly underneath.

It depends on the airline, of course. The ones I've utilized allow for the air artillery strategy.

arce1988 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 25, 2013, 11:21:04 AM »

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #41 on:** April 25, 2013, 11:22:22 AM »

Qantas sucks.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #42 on:** April 25, 2013, 11:34:23 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 25, 2013, 11:22:22 AM

Qantas sucks.

Charlie: Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn't mean that they are not safe.

Raymond: QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.

Charlie: QANTAS?

Raymond: Never crashed.

Charlie: Oh that's gonna do me a lot of good because QANTAS doesn't fly to Los Angeles out of Cincinnati, you have to get to Melbourne! Melbourne, Australia in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles!

Nails · « **Reply #43 on:** April 25, 2013, 11:42:06 AM »

i flew Virgin form Los Angeles to Boston

awesome plane

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #44 on:** April 25, 2013, 12:06:16 PM »

Quote from: P.I.P on April 25, 2013, 11:34:23 AM

Charlie: Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn't mean that they are not safe.

Raymond: QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.

Charlie: QANTAS?

Raymond: Never crashed.

Charlie: Oh that's gonna do me a lot of good because QANTAS doesn't fly to Los Angeles out of Cincinnati, you have to get to Melbourne! Melbourne, Australia in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles!

I flew Qantas out of LA a few years ago to Sydney they flew there once upon a time, my feet swelled and no good looking Stewardesses on board.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #45 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:13:36 PM »

Sir Branson is a well know bi-sexual. Which means he loves the cock.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #46 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:17:26 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on April 25, 2013, 03:45:24 AM

Your welcome.

Unacceptable.

Mush Mouth · « **Reply #47 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:54:25 PM »

Quote from: booty on April 24, 2013, 07:29:23 PM

I experienced this when I flew to the USA in 2009. A guy a few seats in front of me asked if he could join me via this chat function. I was just sitting there and the next minute this request came through that so and so from seat ..... Had sent me a message. I felt really uncomfortable being put on the spot like that. I declined his request to have him sit next to me and I got dirty looks from him all the way to lax. Even when I arrived in lax and was getting my luggage off that conveyer I felt uncomfortable. They need to disable that creepy function. The last thing you need when you are travelling such a long flight is to feel awkward.

Was it Evan Centopani?

snx · « **Reply #48 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:57:04 PM »

I would prefer if getbig were just threads and posted started by, and written only by, Tapeworm.

Solid posting worthy of applause.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 25, 2013, 06:57:38 PM »

Amex platinum has a pretty good points exchange with Virgin. You can upgrade to first class for 40,000 points. I thought about taking my upcoming trip to Ireland through them, but would have to get from London to Ireland, and it's probably not worth it. They are good partners with Amex.