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Title: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Parker on April 29, 2013, 12:03:42 PM
Would you apply, to be a permanent colonist of Mars? Even if they have no gyms, no POF, no 7/11s, and people without willpower?
http://io9.com/20-000-people-have-already-applied-for-the-one-way-miss-484213787  (http://io9.com/20-000-people-have-already-applied-for-the-one-way-miss-484213787)
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: bigmc on April 29, 2013, 12:05:36 PM
mars is a great get bigger

most here would be honoured to be in his colon
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Rami on April 29, 2013, 12:10:32 PM
Only if I could have one of the moons for my self. Where I can test out my ideas.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 29, 2013, 12:11:27 PM
If they sent me up with Zuzanna, I would go.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Griffith on April 29, 2013, 12:12:31 PM
Give them a few decades and we'll probably be at war with them.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Parker on April 29, 2013, 12:15:54 PM
Give them a few decades and we'll probably be at war with them.
Mars Colony Declaration of Independence.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 29, 2013, 12:16:14 PM
Give them a few decades and we'll probably be at war with them.

Only if they adopt a new religion.  But everyone allowed to Mars must be agnostic.  No bullshit religion.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: el numero uno on April 29, 2013, 12:17:04 PM
Give them a few decades and we'll probably be at war with them.

 :D
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Parker on April 29, 2013, 12:22:27 PM
Only if they adopt a new religion.  But everyone allowed to Mars must be agnostic.  No bullshit religion.
remember, we're dealing with humans here. Humans willing to make permanent residence on another planet. They will eventually start up a new Martian religion.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 29, 2013, 12:29:09 PM
Yes, i would apply to be one of the colonists of Mars, just to get away from all the Muslims and Blacks and the society of today, girls and sons and generation nothingness.

Even if they didn't have gyms, McDonalds or similar
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 29, 2013, 12:30:48 PM
Yes, i would apply to be one of the colonists of Mars, just to get away from all the Muslims and Blacks and the society of today, girls and sons and generation nothingness.

Even if they didn't have gyms, McDonalds or similar

Yes, a colony of all whites would be peaceful  ::)
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: OTHstrong on April 29, 2013, 12:34:56 PM
Would you apply, to be a permanent colonist of Mars? Even if they have no gyms, no POF, no 7/11s, and people without willpower?
http://io9.com/20-000-people-have-already-applied-for-the-one-way-miss-484213787  (http://io9.com/20-000-people-have-already-applied-for-the-one-way-miss-484213787)
will never happen, you cn not make an atmosphere that can hold living beings, there are to many variable (millions) for it to work. Here on Earth everything is precise fine tuned to a finite number
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 29, 2013, 12:36:53 PM
Yes, i would apply to be one of the colonists of Mars, just to get away from all the Muslims and Blacks and the society of today, girls and sons and generation nothingness.

Even if they didn't have gyms, McDonalds or similar

I'm in!!

Only a matter of time before the powers that be force us to live among der untermensch on Mars...  :P
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Griffith on April 29, 2013, 12:43:14 PM
will never happen, you cn not make an atmosphere that can hold living beings, there are to many variable (millions) for it to work. Here on Earth everything is precise fine tuned to a finite number

I think they could be able to eventually terraform the planet.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Parker on April 29, 2013, 12:43:47 PM
Yes, just because they're born there they'll think they have a right to rule themselves and not owe us their taxes  ::)

and they 'll try to turn it into a real life Elysium...
But somehow I think, that either there is no way to grow anything on the surface, possibly in the interior.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: OneMoreRep on April 29, 2013, 12:45:43 PM
Would you apply, to be a permanent colonist of Mars? Even if they have no gyms, no POF, no 7/11s, and people without willpower?
http://io9.com/20-000-people-have-already-applied-for-the-one-way-miss-484213787  (http://io9.com/20-000-people-have-already-applied-for-the-one-way-miss-484213787)

No way!

and...

mars is a great get bigger

most here would be honoured to be in his colon

lol

"1"
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: deadpan on April 29, 2013, 12:50:31 PM
they're not really "colonizing" it though, are they? that would imply some degree of self sufficiency which will never happen on mars, it's nothing but dead lifeless rock everywhere. they'd be completely dependent on us.

not to mention on such a small planet you'll probably lose bone density and muscle mass extremely fast and turn into some emaciated auschwitz survivor looking person due to lack of gravity. and no, working out doesn't help enough to reverse it. i was reading this article about how astronauts coming back from the space station sometimes couldn't even walk and needed rehab, despite their training equipment. they were even thinking of giving them HGH to help stop the deterioration.

I think they could be able to eventually terraform the planet.

you do realize we would need like, ALL of the resources on this planet and every country working together to do that, right? it's not at simple as sending a bunch of untrained petition signers over there with some barrels of hydrogen. hell, even that would be insanely expensive.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Griffith on April 29, 2013, 12:53:39 PM
they're not really "colonizing" it though, are they? that would imply some degree of self sufficiency which will never happen on mars, it's nothing but dead lifeless rock everywhere. they'd be completely dependent on us.

not to mention on such a small planet you'll probably lose bone density and muscle mass extremely fast and turn into some emaciated auschwitz survivor looking person due to lack of gravity. and no, working out doesn't help enough to reverse it. i was reading this article about how astronauts coming back from the space station sometimes couldn't even walk and needed rehab, despite their training equipment. they were even thinking of giving them HGH to help stop the deterioration.

you do realize we would need like, ALL of the resources on this planet and every country working together to do that, right? it's not at simple as sending a bunch of untrained petition signers over there with some barrels of hydrogen. hell, even that would be insanely expensive.

I know its wishful thinking with current technology, but it's theoretically possible isn't it?
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: OTHstrong on April 29, 2013, 12:59:02 PM
I think they could be able to eventually terraform the planet.
we would all like to think so but we have no power over the Cosmos, we can not even control weather on earth.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 29, 2013, 01:04:37 PM
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Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: calfzilla on April 29, 2013, 01:07:02 PM
Yes, i would apply to be one of the colonists of Mars, just to get away from all the Muslims and Blacks and the society of today, girls and sons and generation nothingness.

Even if they didn't have gyms, McDonalds or similar

Could you imagine aliens landing on earth discovering blacks and head straight back to their planet.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 29, 2013, 01:09:09 PM
Could you imagine aliens landing on earth discovering blacks and head straight back to their planet.

Haha yes, the premise of a good sci-fi Movie (with social documentary) indeed! :D

In reality though, if we would to encounter real intelligent aliens (with spacefaring technology etc) that we competed with for colonization, we could just plant a few blacks from peachtrees on each and every planet in the system to get rid of the alien competition.

As soon as the Aliens would have landed on that new planet/prospect, they would leave the minute they saw the blacks.

Good method of keeping aliens away!
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Parker on April 29, 2013, 01:10:24 PM
Could you imagine aliens landing on earth discovering blacks and head straight back to their planet.
Well, check for Barney and Betty Hill Alien Abduction...
She was chatting the aliens up as she was being examined, and he, an immigrant from Kenya was screaming his head off, due to being probed in various places...
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: deadpan on April 29, 2013, 01:11:10 PM
I know its wishful thinking with current technology, but it's theoretically possible isn't it?

theoretically yes but afaik we don't have the technology or resources to do it yet. we're only really just starting to launch shit into space and it's still a massive economic burden for us.

plus with the way the world economy is going right now, i don't think it will be on anyone's priority list for some time. then again space exploration is sort of starting to hit the private sector now (like that redbull guy), so who knows what some rich dudes might spend their money on?
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: deadpan on April 29, 2013, 01:14:37 PM
Haha yes, the premise of a good sci-fi Movie (with social documentary) indeed! :D

In reality though, if we would to encounter real intelligent aliens (with spacefaring technology etc) that we competed with for colonization, we could just plant a few blacks from peachtrees on each and every planet in the system to get rid of the alien competition.

As soon as the Aliens would have landed on that new planet/prospect, they would leave the minute they saw the blacks.

Good method of keeping aliens away!

they'll probably start co-mingling with the aliens like in district 9
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: JasonH on April 29, 2013, 01:14:59 PM
mars is a great get bigger

most here would be honoured to be in his colon

Hahaha!  ;D
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Griffith on April 29, 2013, 02:00:33 PM
we would all like to think so but we have no power over the Cosmos, we can not even control weather on earth.

I'm sure if we repeatedly bombed the ice-caps we could change that, or put some gasses into the atmosphere to melt them  ;D
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on April 29, 2013, 02:16:30 PM
mars is a great get bigger

most here would be honoured to be in his colon

Made me spit my coffee on my monitor.

Fucker.   ;D
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: OTHstrong on April 29, 2013, 03:38:23 PM
I'm sure if we repeatedly bombed the icecaps we could change that, or put some gasses into the atmosphere to melt them  ;D
Always wondered what would happen if some psychos decided to nuke the ice caps, A few czars bombs and booooom
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Nails on April 29, 2013, 03:40:26 PM
how hot are the bitchez in mars and are they all free for fucking  ??? ???


Last thing i wanna do is go on date in mars and sit on red rocks while trying to pick up
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: deadpan on April 29, 2013, 03:44:26 PM
Always wondered what would happen if some psychos decided to nuke the ice caps, A few czars bombs and booooom

would probably raise the water level, flood some parts of the world is my guess
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on April 29, 2013, 04:12:47 PM
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Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 29, 2013, 04:17:44 PM
No I am staying here.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: bodyofsteel on April 29, 2013, 05:02:32 PM
I'm here to colonize uranus. ;D
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 29, 2013, 09:13:15 PM
They'll send a slave ship to Mars while a few of the Hierarchy members control it
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on April 30, 2013, 02:25:20 AM
Would you apply, to be a permanent colonist of Mars? Even if they have no gyms, no POF, no 7/11s, and people without willpower?
http://io9.com/20-000-people-have-already-applied-for-the-one-way-miss-484213787  (http://io9.com/20-000-people-have-already-applied-for-the-one-way-miss-484213787)

LOL they'll all be dead before the first human sets foot there.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Griffith on April 30, 2013, 02:42:30 AM
We'll start calling them aliens and the rest will be history  :-\



Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: BigCyp on April 30, 2013, 03:01:06 AM
Only if they adopt a new religion.  But everyone allowed to Mars must be agnostic.  No bullshit religion.

'Everyone must be agnostic'

Trust me, if this was enforced in a colony it would very quickly become a religion in itself, and would become oppressive to some extent. It's the nature of man.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Parker on April 30, 2013, 05:06:18 AM
'Everyone must be agnostic'

Trust me, if this was enforced in a colony it would very quickly become a religion in itself, and would become oppressive to some extent. It's the nature of man.
And if you are not agnostic, you will be shunned. And then the tattle-taling would begin, then the side looks, and it's a witch hunt all over again.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Mrdibbs on April 30, 2013, 05:35:08 AM
This colonization has so many ways of completely failing.

Just imagine one of the applicants at some point decides to whipe out the entire colony? It will take 8 months before someone from earth will stop them. Or do they send people who make sure that people live according to ''the law''  ;D
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Voice of Doom on April 30, 2013, 08:21:48 AM
It's a fantastic leap for mankind.  Imagine if procreation happens...we'd have our first true Martian. 8)
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 30, 2013, 09:49:49 AM
This colonization has so many ways of completely failing.

Just imagine one of the applicants at some point decides to whipe out the entire colony? It will take 8 months before someone from earth will stop them. Or do they send people who make sure that people live according to ''the law''  ;D

Hierarchy will make sure the people going there are micro-chipped and under full control. Someone moves the wrong way and they drop dead right there and keep on trucking...
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on April 30, 2013, 09:51:53 AM
they'll probably start co-mingling with the aliens like in district 9

it's bad enough when done between the races
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: randy841 on April 30, 2013, 09:55:32 AM
Yes, i would apply to be one of the colonists of Mars, just to get away from all the Muslims and Blacks and the society of today, girls and sons and generation nothingness.

Even if they didn't have gyms, McDonalds or similar

How about you get on the honk*y patrol bandwagon and hang yourself.  ::)

Problem solved.

No more dealing with Muslims and Blacks.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 30, 2013, 10:00:58 AM
Falcon has already been to Mars and returned he collected some good data to be revealed later.
Title: Re: 20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?
Post by: falco on April 30, 2013, 12:57:58 PM
Our planet is so great and full of life, why go to the desert? You have always arizona!