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Title: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Marty Champions on May 03, 2013, 03:02:20 PM
with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass

i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: scottt on May 03, 2013, 03:47:15 PM
It would be better to boil it. It might do to you what spinach does to Popeye. I would definatly add some OLIVE OIL.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 03, 2013, 03:56:51 PM
 8) James Funk was a tremendous person.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: dj181 on May 03, 2013, 03:59:02 PM
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: booty on May 03, 2013, 04:32:31 PM
I am slighty worried about you Johnny.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: BILL ANVIL on May 03, 2013, 05:13:15 PM
boil it and make tea out of it IF ANYTHING. dont just eat it dude much too stringy lol wow
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Psychopath on May 03, 2013, 05:49:24 PM
THE FALCON CLEARLY HAS BEEN SLURPING LSD KAWK.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: dustin on May 03, 2013, 06:07:45 PM
Even if there's no fertilizer or dog shit on there, grass clippings are like razor blades and will fuck up your teeth, mouth, throat, guts and probably your anus on the way out. There are poisons in there and it'll cause you to leach out nutrients like calcium if I recall correctly. Not to mention, we can't digest glucose.

We weren't meant to graze, Johnny boy. We were meant to eat heme-iron based foods like delicious, nutritious meaaaats. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Man of Steel on May 03, 2013, 06:10:12 PM
all kale chips and grape juice
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 03, 2013, 06:14:14 PM
with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass

i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition

Has the yard been sprayed by Chem-Lawn?  Organic?  

Tall Fescue? Centipedegrass? St. Augustinegrass?  Bermuda? ???

You're going to need a lawnmower with a bag you know, mulching mower will just cut up the clippings and you won't be able to harvest them.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Costanza on May 03, 2013, 06:15:46 PM
Did you ever mega dose the mint leaves?
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Skeletor on May 03, 2013, 06:17:01 PM
Combine with Borax for the ultimate cleanse.

Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Marty Champions on May 03, 2013, 06:21:00 PM
Did you ever mega dose the mint leaves?
they didnt do much noticable to me

thats why i need a huge harvest to cook, was going to do it today but got tired, once i get started theres no going back that is if it cooks up well, i have to do this for humanity
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: BILL ANVIL on May 03, 2013, 06:21:26 PM
Has the yard been sprayed by Chem-Lawn?  Organic?  

Tall Fescue? Centipedegrass? St. Augustinegrass?  Bermuda? ???

You're going to need a lawnmower with a bag you know, mulching mower will just cut up the clippings and you won't be able to harvest them.

hes clearly already been eating all of that
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 03, 2013, 06:24:28 PM
hes clearly already been eating all of that

I'm only an apprentice, Johnny has neglected training me though

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Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: cart@@n on May 03, 2013, 06:30:35 PM
What about oil residue from the blades or the engine exaust on the grass?
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: The True Adonis on May 03, 2013, 06:34:44 PM
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Marty Champions on May 03, 2013, 06:39:33 PM
grass could contain nicotene in its natural formed wich will help you get shredded

also tons of natural silica wich promotes bone and collagen health replairing connective tissue
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: The True Adonis on May 03, 2013, 06:40:36 PM
grass could contain nicotene in its natural formed wich will help you get shredded

also tons of natural silica wich promotes bone and collagen health replairing connective tissue
Careful though, some grasses and fauna will put you in the hospital.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Marty Champions on May 03, 2013, 06:40:56 PM
What about oil residue from the blades or the engine exaust on the grass?
realistically thats a minor concern, theres pollution everywhere
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Marty Champions on May 03, 2013, 06:41:38 PM
Careful though, some grasses and fauna will put you in the hospital.

they say everything is dangerous i beleive half of it
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Marty Champions on May 03, 2013, 06:43:53 PM
i havent got around to sampling the flowers

but i have grass in the oven as we speak
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: haider on May 03, 2013, 06:45:16 PM
LMAO you've got to be fucking joking.

I'm calling bullshit falcon, throw us a picture!
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: polychronopolous on May 03, 2013, 06:52:50 PM
i havent got around to sampling the flowers

but i have grass in the oven as we speak

The suspense is killing me
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: The True Adonis on May 03, 2013, 06:53:40 PM
they say everything is dangerous i beleive half of it
Trust me, you don`t want to eat a Destroying Angel.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Marty Champions on May 03, 2013, 07:01:27 PM
ok already done tried it. its like some burnt chick, gotta watch out its kinda razory if not fully cooked it pales in comparison to baked kale

i was motivated to do this today cause ive been seeing this old dude on a bike he reminds me of a hobo like jethro tull and today i spotted him carrying too handfulls of some type of grass and its roots with it, this dude is always on his bike and wears old clothes, hes cool looking like a wizard you can tell hes dissapointed with society
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: tacobender on May 03, 2013, 07:55:32 PM
with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass

i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition
your ass is grass!!!
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: BILL ANVIL on May 03, 2013, 07:57:13 PM
I'm only an apprentice, Johnny has neglected training me though

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Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: tommywishbone on May 03, 2013, 07:57:17 PM
I am slighty worried about you Johnny.
          ^
    this is a valid concern
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Marty Champions on May 03, 2013, 08:09:01 PM
Trust me, you don`t want to eat a Destroying Angel.
If it Wadn't for me none of getbig would know the benefacts of borax my neegul
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Marty Champions on May 03, 2013, 08:09:51 PM
boric acid is key if i can get a pure source
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Psychopath on May 03, 2013, 08:13:51 PM
I GIVE YOU ONE MORE NIGHT BEFORE YOU DIE....

Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Marty Champions on May 03, 2013, 08:18:51 PM
Trust me, you don`t want to eat a Destroying Angel.
looks like a ufo to me
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLpFkNezrI7eVM0ozaqDe6ArZbx_FfGRzRWz5_nUy45rjLMToiGA)
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: The True Adonis on May 03, 2013, 08:36:58 PM
looks like a ufo to me
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLpFkNezrI7eVM0ozaqDe6ArZbx_FfGRzRWz5_nUy45rjLMToiGA)
Its amazing what it does to you when ingested.  It literally destroys your liver.  Survival is not possible most of the time.  Liver Transplant will be necessary.  These things grow all around us Johnny.  Be careful and I mean it.  I am not joking around with you.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: dustin on May 03, 2013, 09:09:46 PM
Its amazing what it does to you when ingested.  It literally destroys your liver.  Survival is not possible most of the time.  Liver Transplant will be necessary.  These things grow all around us Johnny.  Be careful and I mean it.  I am not joking around with you.

Sounds like a challenge.

Do it, Johnny.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: The True Adonis on May 03, 2013, 09:14:36 PM
Sounds like a challenge.

Do it, Johnny.
No. He will die.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 04, 2013, 03:02:11 AM
ok already done tried it. its like some burnt chick, gotta watch out its kinda razory if not fully cooked it pales in comparison to baked kale

i was motivated to do this today cause ive been seeing this old dude on a bike he reminds me of a hobo like jethro tull and today i spotted him carrying too handfulls of some type of grass and its roots with it, this dude is always on his bike and wears old clothes, hes cool looking like a wizard you can tell hes dissapointed with society
Cheech and Chong had a van made out of grass once.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 04, 2013, 03:07:27 AM
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-A977_5184DDD8.jpg)
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: NotSure on May 04, 2013, 07:36:27 AM
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-A977_5184DDD8.jpg)
;D
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: jodsy on May 04, 2013, 08:11:42 AM
bat shit crazy
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: BILL ANVIL on May 04, 2013, 09:00:21 AM
looks like a ufo to me
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLpFkNezrI7eVM0ozaqDe6ArZbx_FfGRzRWz5_nUy45rjLMToiGA)

DO NOT eat that you will die
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: sync pulse on May 04, 2013, 09:19:40 AM
with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass

i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition

St Augustine?...
If you really mean it, don't...Humans don't have the proper digestive tract for...grass.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Rami on May 04, 2013, 09:24:04 AM
juicy green grass has always look good to me, but lawnmower clippings going to contain various other vegetation, insects, hurt frogs and anti goofer smoke boob residues etc.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Borracho on May 04, 2013, 09:39:56 AM
LMAO you've got to be fucking joking.

I'm calling bullshit falcon, throw us a picture!

x2

But a video would be much more comical.  ;D
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 04, 2013, 09:46:01 AM
Try some crab grass Johnny it's higher in protein.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: dj181 on May 04, 2013, 09:58:52 AM
Try some crab grass Johnny it's higher in protein.

i heard that dandelions have a diuretic effect, have you heard this brother?
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: basil on May 04, 2013, 10:21:30 AM
Remember to use a good quality olive oil Paintcan.  The cheap stuff has a lower smoke point, which could cause you some problems, least of which is ruining the taste.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Garb316HHH on May 04, 2013, 10:40:10 AM
Nice Avatar, Mr. Nobody :D
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 04, 2013, 11:02:07 AM
Nice Avatar, Mr. Nobody :D

Thanks, Clint is ready to shoot a mofo right there.
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: stuntmovie on May 04, 2013, 11:35:02 AM
I have no idea what I'm talking about here ..... so take the following as a very huge question:

A few years back some of the professional IFBB BB's aske me to take them to a cow fiel after a heavy rain.

It was winter so that was no a problem and it did manage to rain for a couple of days followed by a blast of hot weather from two days of sunshine.

So I drove them over to a cow field thinking that Tipping Cows might be back in vogue and these guys wanted to give it a try. (Actually only kinda thought that!)

But when we got there they only managed to walk around the field looking for something in the thick grass. They ignored the cows competely ...... but within 30 mins they returned with a bag-full of good size mushrooms which they planned to dry out and smoke in "honor" of some ancient custom which I was unfamiliar with.

My question is .... If these mushrooms were eaten instead of 'smok-en" ....  would they have caused some hellucenogenic form of suicide?

Withi
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: BILL ANVIL on May 04, 2013, 05:20:50 PM
"I shoot the bastard, that's my policy"
Title: Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
Post by: 38-26-40 on May 04, 2013, 11:28:04 PM
I am slighty worried about you Johnny.

Loll