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with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass
i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition
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It would be better to boil it. It might do to you what spinach does to Popeye. I would definatly add some OLIVE OIL.
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8) James Funk was a tremendous person.
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I am slighty worried about you Johnny.
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boil it and make tea out of it IF ANYTHING. dont just eat it dude much too stringy lol wow
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THE FALCON CLEARLY HAS BEEN SLURPING LSD KAWK.
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Even if there's no fertilizer or dog shit on there, grass clippings are like razor blades and will fuck up your teeth, mouth, throat, guts and probably your anus on the way out. There are poisons in there and it'll cause you to leach out nutrients like calcium if I recall correctly. Not to mention, we can't digest glucose.
We weren't meant to graze, Johnny boy. We were meant to eat heme-iron based foods like delicious, nutritious meaaaats. Hope this helps.
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all kale chips and grape juice
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with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass
i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition
Has the yard been sprayed by Chem-Lawn? Organic?
Tall Fescue? Centipedegrass? St. Augustinegrass? Bermuda? ???
You're going to need a lawnmower with a bag you know, mulching mower will just cut up the clippings and you won't be able to harvest them.
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Did you ever mega dose the mint leaves?
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Combine with Borax for the ultimate cleanse.
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Did you ever mega dose the mint leaves?
they didnt do much noticable to me
thats why i need a huge harvest to cook, was going to do it today but got tired, once i get started theres no going back that is if it cooks up well, i have to do this for humanity
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Has the yard been sprayed by Chem-Lawn? Organic?
Tall Fescue? Centipedegrass? St. Augustinegrass? Bermuda? ???
You're going to need a lawnmower with a bag you know, mulching mower will just cut up the clippings and you won't be able to harvest them.
hes clearly already been eating all of that
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hes clearly already been eating all of that
I'm only an apprentice, Johnny has neglected training me though
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PIPA Falcon Esquire
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What about oil residue from the blades or the engine exaust on the grass?
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grass could contain nicotene in its natural formed wich will help you get shredded
also tons of natural silica wich promotes bone and collagen health replairing connective tissue
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grass could contain nicotene in its natural formed wich will help you get shredded
also tons of natural silica wich promotes bone and collagen health replairing connective tissue
Careful though, some grasses and fauna will put you in the hospital.
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What about oil residue from the blades or the engine exaust on the grass?
realistically thats a minor concern, theres pollution everywhere
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Careful though, some grasses and fauna will put you in the hospital.
they say everything is dangerous i beleive half of it
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i havent got around to sampling the flowers
but i have grass in the oven as we speak
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LMAO you've got to be fucking joking.
I'm calling bullshit falcon, throw us a picture!
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i havent got around to sampling the flowers
but i have grass in the oven as we speak
The suspense is killing me
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they say everything is dangerous i beleive half of it
Trust me, you don`t want to eat a Destroying Angel.
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ok already done tried it. its like some burnt chick, gotta watch out its kinda razory if not fully cooked it pales in comparison to baked kale
i was motivated to do this today cause ive been seeing this old dude on a bike he reminds me of a hobo like jethro tull and today i spotted him carrying too handfulls of some type of grass and its roots with it, this dude is always on his bike and wears old clothes, hes cool looking like a wizard you can tell hes dissapointed with society
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with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass
i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition
your ass is grass!!!
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I'm only an apprentice, Johnny has neglected training me though
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PIPA Falcon Esquire
get active! be confrontational!
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I am slighty worried about you Johnny.
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this is a valid concern
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Trust me, you don`t want to eat a Destroying Angel.
If it Wadn't for me none of getbig would know the benefacts of borax my neegul
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boric acid is key if i can get a pure source
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I GIVE YOU ONE MORE NIGHT BEFORE YOU DIE....
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Trust me, you don`t want to eat a Destroying Angel.
looks like a ufo to me
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looks like a ufo to me
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Its amazing what it does to you when ingested. It literally destroys your liver. Survival is not possible most of the time. Liver Transplant will be necessary. These things grow all around us Johnny. Be careful and I mean it. I am not joking around with you.
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Its amazing what it does to you when ingested. It literally destroys your liver. Survival is not possible most of the time. Liver Transplant will be necessary. These things grow all around us Johnny. Be careful and I mean it. I am not joking around with you.
Sounds like a challenge.
Do it, Johnny.
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Sounds like a challenge.
Do it, Johnny.
No. He will die.
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ok already done tried it. its like some burnt chick, gotta watch out its kinda razory if not fully cooked it pales in comparison to baked kale
i was motivated to do this today cause ive been seeing this old dude on a bike he reminds me of a hobo like jethro tull and today i spotted him carrying too handfulls of some type of grass and its roots with it, this dude is always on his bike and wears old clothes, hes cool looking like a wizard you can tell hes dissapointed with society
Cheech and Chong had a van made out of grass once.
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;D
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bat shit crazy
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looks like a ufo to me
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DO NOT eat that you will die
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with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass
i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition
St Augustine?...
If you really mean it, don't...Humans don't have the proper digestive tract for...grass.
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juicy green grass has always look good to me, but lawnmower clippings going to contain various other vegetation, insects, hurt frogs and anti goofer smoke boob residues etc.
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LMAO you've got to be fucking joking.
I'm calling bullshit falcon, throw us a picture!
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But a video would be much more comical. ;D
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Try some crab grass Johnny it's higher in protein.
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Try some crab grass Johnny it's higher in protein.
i heard that dandelions have a diuretic effect, have you heard this brother?
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Remember to use a good quality olive oil Paintcan. The cheap stuff has a lower smoke point, which could cause you some problems, least of which is ruining the taste.
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Nice Avatar, Mr. Nobody :D
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Nice Avatar, Mr. Nobody :D
Thanks, Clint is ready to shoot a mofo right there.
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I have no idea what I'm talking about here ..... so take the following as a very huge question:
A few years back some of the professional IFBB BB's aske me to take them to a cow fiel after a heavy rain.
It was winter so that was no a problem and it did manage to rain for a couple of days followed by a blast of hot weather from two days of sunshine.
So I drove them over to a cow field thinking that Tipping Cows might be back in vogue and these guys wanted to give it a try. (Actually only kinda thought that!)
But when we got there they only managed to walk around the field looking for something in the thick grass. They ignored the cows competely ...... but within 30 mins they returned with a bag-full of good size mushrooms which they planned to dry out and smoke in "honor" of some ancient custom which I was unfamiliar with.
My question is .... If these mushrooms were eaten instead of 'smok-en" .... would they have caused some hellucenogenic form of suicide?
Withi
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"I shoot the bastard, that's my policy"
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I am slighty worried about you Johnny.
Loll