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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2013, 07:01:27 PM »
ok already done tried it. its like some burnt chick, gotta watch out its kinda razory if not fully cooked it pales in comparison to baked kale

i was motivated to do this today cause ive been seeing this old dude on a bike he reminds me of a hobo like jethro tull and today i spotted him carrying too handfulls of some type of grass and its roots with it, this dude is always on his bike and wears old clothes, hes cool looking like a wizard you can tell hes dissapointed with society
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2013, 07:55:32 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 03, 2013, 03:02:20 PM
with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass

i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition
your ass is grass!!!
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2013, 07:57:13 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on May 03, 2013, 06:24:28 PM
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2013, 07:57:17 PM »
Quote from: booty on May 03, 2013, 04:32:31 PM
I am slighty worried about you Johnny.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2013, 08:09:01 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on May 03, 2013, 06:53:40 PM
Trust me, you don`t want to eat a Destroying Angel.
If it Wadn't for me none of getbig would know the benefacts of borax my neegul
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2013, 08:09:51 PM »
boric acid is key if i can get a pure source
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2013, 08:13:51 PM »
I GIVE YOU ONE MORE NIGHT BEFORE YOU DIE....

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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2013, 08:18:51 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on May 03, 2013, 06:53:40 PM
Trust me, you don`t want to eat a Destroying Angel.
looks like a ufo to me
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2013, 08:36:58 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 03, 2013, 08:18:51 PM
looks like a ufo to me

Its amazing what it does to you when ingested.  It literally destroys your liver.  Survival is not possible most of the time.  Liver Transplant will be necessary.  These things grow all around us Johnny.  Be careful and I mean it.  I am not joking around with you.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2013, 09:09:46 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on May 03, 2013, 08:36:58 PM
Its amazing what it does to you when ingested.  It literally destroys your liver.  Survival is not possible most of the time.  Liver Transplant will be necessary.  These things grow all around us Johnny.  Be careful and I mean it.  I am not joking around with you.

Sounds like a challenge.

Do it, Johnny.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2013, 09:14:36 PM »
Quote from: dustin on May 03, 2013, 09:09:46 PM
Sounds like a challenge.

Do it, Johnny.
No. He will die.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2013, 03:02:11 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 03, 2013, 07:01:27 PM
ok already done tried it. its like some burnt chick, gotta watch out its kinda razory if not fully cooked it pales in comparison to baked kale

i was motivated to do this today cause ive been seeing this old dude on a bike he reminds me of a hobo like jethro tull and today i spotted him carrying too handfulls of some type of grass and its roots with it, this dude is always on his bike and wears old clothes, hes cool looking like a wizard you can tell hes dissapointed with society
Cheech and Chong had a van made out of grass once.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2013, 03:07:27 AM »
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2013, 07:36:27 AM »
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2013, 08:11:42 AM »
bat shit crazy
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2013, 09:00:21 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 03, 2013, 08:18:51 PM
looks like a ufo to me


DO NOT eat that you will die
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2013, 09:19:40 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 03, 2013, 03:02:20 PM
with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass

i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition

St Augustine?...
If you really mean it, don't...Humans don't have the proper digestive tract for...grass.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #42 on: May 04, 2013, 09:24:04 AM »
juicy green grass has always look good to me, but lawnmower clippings going to contain various other vegetation, insects, hurt frogs and anti goofer smoke boob residues etc.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #43 on: May 04, 2013, 09:39:56 AM »
Quote from: haider on May 03, 2013, 06:45:16 PM
LMAO you've got to be fucking joking.

I'm calling bullshit falcon, throw us a picture!

x2

But a video would be much more comical.  ;D
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #44 on: May 04, 2013, 09:46:01 AM »
Try some crab grass Johnny it's higher in protein.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #45 on: May 04, 2013, 09:58:52 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 04, 2013, 09:46:01 AM
Try some crab grass Johnny it's higher in protein.

i heard that dandelions have a diuretic effect, have you heard this brother?
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2013, 10:21:30 AM »
Remember to use a good quality olive oil Paintcan.  The cheap stuff has a lower smoke point, which could cause you some problems, least of which is ruining the taste.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2013, 10:40:10 AM »
Nice Avatar, Mr. Nobody :D
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #48 on: May 04, 2013, 11:02:07 AM »
Quote from: Garb316HHH on May 04, 2013, 10:40:10 AM
Nice Avatar, Mr. Nobody :D

Thanks, Clint is ready to shoot a mofo right there.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #49 on: May 04, 2013, 11:35:02 AM »
I have no idea what I'm talking about here ..... so take the following as a very huge question:

A few years back some of the professional IFBB BB's aske me to take them to a cow fiel after a heavy rain.

It was winter so that was no a problem and it did manage to rain for a couple of days followed by a blast of hot weather from two days of sunshine.

So I drove them over to a cow field thinking that Tipping Cows might be back in vogue and these guys wanted to give it a try. (Actually only kinda thought that!)

But when we got there they only managed to walk around the field looking for something in the thick grass. They ignored the cows competely ...... but within 30 mins they returned with a bag-full of good size mushrooms which they planned to dry out and smoke in "honor" of some ancient custom which I was unfamiliar with.

My question is .... If these mushrooms were eaten instead of 'smok-en" ....  would they have caused some hellucenogenic form of suicide?

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