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Marty Champions

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going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« on: May 03, 2013, 03:02:20 PM »
with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass

i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2013, 03:47:15 PM »
It would be better to boil it. It might do to you what spinach does to Popeye. I would definatly add some OLIVE OIL.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2013, 03:56:51 PM »
 8) James Funk was a tremendous person.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2013, 03:59:02 PM »
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2013, 04:32:31 PM »
I am slighty worried about you Johnny.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2013, 05:13:15 PM »
boil it and make tea out of it IF ANYTHING. dont just eat it dude much too stringy lol wow
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2013, 05:49:24 PM »
THE FALCON CLEARLY HAS BEEN SLURPING LSD KAWK.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2013, 06:07:45 PM »
Even if there's no fertilizer or dog shit on there, grass clippings are like razor blades and will fuck up your teeth, mouth, throat, guts and probably your anus on the way out. There are poisons in there and it'll cause you to leach out nutrients like calcium if I recall correctly. Not to mention, we can't digest glucose.

We weren't meant to graze, Johnny boy. We were meant to eat heme-iron based foods like delicious, nutritious meaaaats. Hope this helps.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2013, 06:10:12 PM »
all kale chips and grape juice
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2013, 06:14:14 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 03, 2013, 03:02:20 PM
with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass

i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition

Has the yard been sprayed by Chem-Lawn?  Organic?  

Tall Fescue? Centipedegrass? St. Augustinegrass?  Bermuda? ???

You're going to need a lawnmower with a bag you know, mulching mower will just cut up the clippings and you won't be able to harvest them.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2013, 06:15:46 PM »
Did you ever mega dose the mint leaves?
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2013, 06:17:01 PM »
Combine with Borax for the ultimate cleanse.

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Marty Champions

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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2013, 06:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Georgie C on May 03, 2013, 06:15:46 PM
Did you ever mega dose the mint leaves?
they didnt do much noticable to me

thats why i need a huge harvest to cook, was going to do it today but got tired, once i get started theres no going back that is if it cooks up well, i have to do this for humanity
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2013, 06:21:26 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on May 03, 2013, 06:14:14 PM
Has the yard been sprayed by Chem-Lawn?  Organic?  

Tall Fescue? Centipedegrass? St. Augustinegrass?  Bermuda? ???

You're going to need a lawnmower with a bag you know, mulching mower will just cut up the clippings and you won't be able to harvest them.

hes clearly already been eating all of that
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2013, 06:24:28 PM »
Quote from: BILL ANVIL on May 03, 2013, 06:21:26 PM
hes clearly already been eating all of that

I'm only an apprentice, Johnny has neglected training me though






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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2013, 06:30:35 PM »
What about oil residue from the blades or the engine exaust on the grass?
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2013, 06:34:44 PM »
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2013, 06:39:33 PM »
grass could contain nicotene in its natural formed wich will help you get shredded

also tons of natural silica wich promotes bone and collagen health replairing connective tissue
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2013, 06:40:36 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 03, 2013, 06:39:33 PM
grass could contain nicotene in its natural formed wich will help you get shredded

also tons of natural silica wich promotes bone and collagen health replairing connective tissue
Careful though, some grasses and fauna will put you in the hospital.
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2013, 06:40:56 PM »
Quote from: cart@@n on May 03, 2013, 06:30:35 PM
What about oil residue from the blades or the engine exaust on the grass?
realistically thats a minor concern, theres pollution everywhere
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2013, 06:41:38 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on May 03, 2013, 06:40:36 PM
Careful though, some grasses and fauna will put you in the hospital.

they say everything is dangerous i beleive half of it
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2013, 06:43:53 PM »
i havent got around to sampling the flowers

but i have grass in the oven as we speak
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2013, 06:45:16 PM »
LMAO you've got to be fucking joking.

I'm calling bullshit falcon, throw us a picture!
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2013, 06:52:50 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 03, 2013, 06:43:53 PM
i havent got around to sampling the flowers

but i have grass in the oven as we speak

The suspense is killing me
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Re: going to cut some grass with my lawnmower then put the clippings in the oven
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2013, 06:53:40 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on May 03, 2013, 06:41:38 PM
they say everything is dangerous i beleive half of it
Trust me, you don`t want to eat a Destroying Angel.
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