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Title: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Tedim on May 16, 2013, 07:38:45 AM
Can't take credit...but can't stop laughing.

"Donna Simpson is a 42-year old slack-bodied whale who wants to set the record for world’s fattest woman by increasing her weight from her current 600 pounds to 1000.

Simpson consumes 12,000 calories a day and spends over $800 a week on food. She operates a website where mentally-distorted omegas pay money to watch her engulf mass quantities of food. Simpson’s current partner – Phillipe – found her in an online chatroom for land-dwelling Orcas saying “Gaining weight makes Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy.” Here is a picture of Donna and Phillipe.

Here is a video of Simpson on another website. The video is literally too big to post here.

At the age of 40, Simpson gave birth to a now cursed baby girl requiring a team of 20-30 physicians, spot welders, and strongmen to perform the Caesarean section required to remove the infant from its blubber and skin encasements. Here is a picture of Simpson and the daughter she had with Phillipe:

I’ll leave any forthcoming Oreo references to Tupac Chopra.

The fact that this wildebeest was pregnable implies that either Phillipe is especially well-endowed, that in-vitro fertilization is viable for fatties, or that hers is the new baby Jesus. Is Simpson a Jewish name?

Beyond the disgusting nature of fat people getting fatter, this woman has bought into the “be what you want as long as you don’t hurt anyone” and “you can’t judge me” memes – both being indicators of our society’s cannibalism.

She can only move in 20 foot spurts - even when chasing her daughter. Not only do her lungs give out, she’s averse to exercise for its detraction from her fatuous goal. Say that when the daughter runs headlong into on-coming traffic or she’s about to stick a fork in a light socket. By the time the child has moved from this world to the next, Simpson has scantly placed her beefy foot on the ground.

“It’s difficult keeping up with Jacqueline, but we’re very closely bonded…Fortunately, anything I can’t do with her, her dad can, so I don’t feel guilty.”

Of course she doesn’t feel guilty. She only feels hungry. Perhaps we’ve stumbled upon a new disconnect in obese people – they mistake the pangs of guilt for cravings for gravy, fried foods, and pie. Simpson’s wretched mother is responsible for her behavior.

According to Simpson:

‘She (her mother) wouldn’t let anyone say anything bad to us about our weight. She would argue with doctors who said it was dangerous.’

Fat people are disgusting. Fat shaming is proper behavior and should be encouraged. It is perfectly socially acceptable to judge fat people for their inability or desire to control their weight. Fat people should be taxed heavily and charged extra – especially at buffets and on airplanes – for their self-inflicted trauma. They should also be barred from participating in any future nationalized health care plan.

I truly hope that Simpson does not reach her goal of 1000 pounds. That barrier could take one of two forms; I’m not picky as to which one wins out.

http://glpiggy.wordpress.com/"

ROTF
http://stumbleinn.net/forum/showthread.php?t=18198
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 16, 2013, 08:15:57 AM
How anyone can fuck that is beyond comprehension
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Post by: Henda on May 16, 2013, 08:19:17 AM
She is vile
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Wiggs on May 16, 2013, 08:20:23 AM
So fucking sick :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 16, 2013, 08:28:43 AM
She has a long way to go to catch this mudwhale

(http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleries/2152-kardashian-in-greece-gallery-/photos/1368213984_kardashian-greece-pregnant-kim-19.jpg)
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: 240 is Back on May 16, 2013, 08:30:01 AM
found her in an online chatroom for land-dwelling Orcas saying “Gaining weight makes Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy.” Here is a picture of Donna and Phillipe.

I think I am going to start using this phrase 5x per day
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: JasonH on May 16, 2013, 08:35:07 AM
I think I am going to start using this phrase 5x per day

Someone used the phrase "land-dwelling manatees" on here the other day - I prefer that.

Either way, noted for future reference.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Wiggs on May 16, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
She has a long way to go to catch this mudwhale

(http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleries/2152-kardashian-in-greece-gallery-/photos/1368213984_kardashian-greece-pregnant-kim-19.jpg)

Though I can't stand this social parasite, There is nothing wrong with a preggo looking like this.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Psychopath on May 16, 2013, 08:38:10 AM
Poison her food.
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Post by: Archer77 on May 16, 2013, 08:51:01 AM
I change my mind.  I'm not black if this is what it takes to be a member.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Nails on May 16, 2013, 08:52:16 AM
black dudes will fuck anything
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Devon97 on May 16, 2013, 09:04:05 AM
black dudes will fuck anything anything white
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: The_Punisher on May 16, 2013, 09:05:28 AM
black dudes will fuck anything


I used to doubt this a bit, but now I'm fully convinced
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: BikiniSlut on May 16, 2013, 09:41:13 AM
This is a mental illness. She has no regards for her daughter. She won't even see her live to be 10.

I wonder what she feeds her child?

Social services should step in.....this is not a healthy upbringing.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 16, 2013, 09:59:19 AM
Disgusting
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: G_Thang on May 16, 2013, 10:04:11 AM
black dudes will fuck anything

Actually, the black half of me only goes for quality white tail in Cali.  :P
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 16, 2013, 10:24:30 AM
How anyone can fuck that is beyond comprehension

I'll have you know that black men find a woman like that very attractive.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: polychronopolous on May 16, 2013, 10:44:49 AM
black dudes people will fuck anything not black
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: 240 is Back on May 16, 2013, 11:13:46 AM
what can you do at 1000 pounds that you just cannot do at 600 pounds?
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Tito24 on May 16, 2013, 11:20:39 AM
good for fat fucks that there are black men
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Mitch on May 16, 2013, 11:24:42 AM
2010 wants its shitty gossip story back.

fast forward to 2011:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2080369/Donna-Simpson-Worlds-heaviest-mother-reveals-long-journey-fat-fetish-videos-healthy-life.html

Now this fatso probably weights about 300lbs and no one cares.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: 240 is Back on May 16, 2013, 11:29:45 AM
she only weights [sic] 300 pounds now?

obviously would not hit anymore.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 16, 2013, 12:55:43 PM
Nasty foul whore. She should be liquidated for being deemed obsolete. State approved.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: arce1988 on May 16, 2013, 12:58:48 PM
(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/39089/jonvomit.gif)
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Bad News Brown on May 16, 2013, 01:27:08 PM
(http://www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/129932247_1354048114.jpg)


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-08n9TeXSwlo/UCJ29u_6qhI/AAAAAAAAAOE/AfNpgo-EOLo/s320/smdh.gif)
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Wiggs on May 16, 2013, 01:29:43 PM
(http://www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/129932247_1354048114.jpg)


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-08n9TeXSwlo/UCJ29u_6qhI/AAAAAAAAAOE/AfNpgo-EOLo/s320/smdh.gif)


lololololol....Larry is that you?
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: calfzilla on May 16, 2013, 02:54:42 PM
600lbs  ???  She looks like a slim 450 at most.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on May 16, 2013, 03:09:51 PM
Can't take credit...but can't stop laughing.

"Donna Simpson is a 42-year old slack-bodied whale who wants to set the record for world’s fattest woman by increasing her weight from her current 600 pounds to 1000.

Simpson consumes 12,000 calories a day and spends over $800 a week on food. She operates a website where mentally-distorted omegas pay money to watch her engulf mass quantities of food. Simpson’s current partner – Phillipe – found her in an online chatroom for land-dwelling Orcas saying “Gaining weight makes Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy.” Here is a picture of Donna and Phillipe.

Here is a video of Simpson on another website. The video is literally too big to post here.

At the age of 40, Simpson gave birth to a now cursed baby girl requiring a team of 20-30 physicians, spot welders, and strongmen to perform the Caesarean section required to remove the infant from its blubber and skin encasements. Here is a picture of Simpson and the daughter she had with Phillipe:

I’ll leave any forthcoming Oreo references to Tupac Chopra.

The fact that this wildebeest was pregnable implies that either Phillipe is especially well-endowed, that in-vitro fertilization is viable for fatties, or that hers is the new baby Jesus. Is Simpson a Jewish name?

Beyond the disgusting nature of fat people getting fatter, this woman has bought into the “be what you want as long as you don’t hurt anyone” and “you can’t judge me” memes – both being indicators of our society’s cannibalism.

She can only move in 20 foot spurts - even when chasing her daughter. Not only do her lungs give out, she’s averse to exercise for its detraction from her fatuous goal. Say that when the daughter runs headlong into on-coming traffic or she’s about to stick a fork in a light socket. By the time the child has moved from this world to the next, Simpson has scantly placed her beefy foot on the ground.

“It’s difficult keeping up with Jacqueline, but we’re very closely bonded…Fortunately, anything I can’t do with her, her dad can, so I don’t feel guilty.”

Of course she doesn’t feel guilty. She only feels hungry. Perhaps we’ve stumbled upon a new disconnect in obese people – they mistake the pangs of guilt for cravings for gravy, fried foods, and pie. Simpson’s wretched mother is responsible for her behavior.

According to Simpson:

‘She (her mother) wouldn’t let anyone say anything bad to us about our weight. She would argue with doctors who said it was dangerous.’

Fat people are disgusting. Fat shaming is proper behavior and should be encouraged. It is perfectly socially acceptable to judge fat people for their inability or desire to control their weight. Fat people should be taxed heavily and charged extra – especially at buffets and on airplanes – for their self-inflicted trauma. They should also be barred from participating in any future nationalized health care plan.

I truly hope that Simpson does not reach her goal of 1000 pounds. That barrier could take one of two forms; I’m not picky as to which one wins out.

http://glpiggy.wordpress.com/"

ROTF
http://stumbleinn.net/forum/showthread.php?t=18198

That dude in the picture has gyno that is probably abhout as big as her tits.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on May 16, 2013, 03:13:28 PM
This is a mental illness. She has no regards for her daughter. She won't even see her live to be 10.

I wonder what she feeds her child?

Social services should step in.....this is not a healthy upbringing.

the woman is wrong of course but only lezbos and queefs want to have the state decide what is best

you deserve whatever evil befalls you in this world
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: booty on May 16, 2013, 03:32:29 PM
It's sad. She has a short life and one filled with medical probs due to her obesity. 
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Tedim on May 16, 2013, 03:46:38 PM
It's sad. She has a short life and one filled with medical probs due to her obesity. 

Her fat piggishness is HER fault.....she should be made into soap, and serve some purpose. It's a wonderful trait your sympathy for this blob, but a bit misplaced.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: HockeyFightFan on May 16, 2013, 03:57:02 PM
Anyone else open this thread thinking it was about booty?

 ::)
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: booty on May 16, 2013, 04:14:41 PM
Her fat piggishness is HER fault.....she should be made into soap, and serve some purpose. It's a wonderful trait your sympathy for this blob, but a bit misplaced.
I know she does it to herself.  I just can't help but feel sorry for her because of the health implications she will face because of an unhealthy lifestyle choice.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on May 16, 2013, 05:37:45 PM
I know she does it to herself.  I just can't help but feel sorry for her because of the health implications she will face because of an unhealthy lifestyle choice.

I agree to a point, but it's not like people don't know better.  I feel more pity for her daughter.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: andreisdaman on May 16, 2013, 07:17:34 PM
white black dudes girls will fuck anything black

fixed for truth
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Childish///AMG on May 16, 2013, 07:20:16 PM
She has a long way to go to catch this mudwhale

(http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleries/2152-kardashian-in-greece-gallery-/photos/1368213984_kardashian-greece-pregnant-kim-19.jpg)
Ah, I would "Tap" Kim all night
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 16, 2013, 07:21:34 PM
She has a long way to go to catch this mudwhale

(http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleries/2152-kardashian-in-greece-gallery-/photos/1368213984_kardashian-greece-pregnant-kim-19.jpg)
She does not lift.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Tedim on May 16, 2013, 07:21:52 PM
fixed for truth

FAT UGLY MENTAL WHORISH white black dudes girls THAT NO ONE WANTS will fuck anything black
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: andreisdaman on May 16, 2013, 07:22:33 PM
Ah, I would "Tap" Kim all night

if I was with Kim there would be more than "tapping" going on..would hit that so hard, Kanye would get a headache
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: andreisdaman on May 16, 2013, 07:23:21 PM
FAT UGLY MENTAL WHORISH white black dudes girls THAT NO ONE WANTS will fuck anything black

well at least you got the "whorish " part right.....MELTDOWN>>>>BOOM!
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Tedim on May 16, 2013, 07:28:01 PM
well at least you got the "whorish " part right.....MELTDOWN>>>>BOOM!

I heard KFC is going up on the buckets price.....and grape soda will no longer be offered......MELTDOWN>>>>BOOM!
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: andreisdaman on May 16, 2013, 07:29:34 PM
I heard KFC is going up on the buckets price.....and grape soda will no longer be offered......MELTDOWN>>>>BOOM!

hahahah...every time you white guys get called out on your stupidity you turn to racism as a last resort>>>>>>>>>>DOUBLE MELTDOWN
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Tedim on May 16, 2013, 07:34:08 PM
hahahah...every time you white guys get called out on your stupidity you turn to racism as a last resort>>>>>>>>>>DOUBLE MELTDOWN

Hahahahah everytime you black boys get edumicated and taken to the woodshed you call racism hoping it scares the white devil into feeling bad for the poo ole brotha....oh Jesus ain't no body got time for that.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: andreisdaman on May 16, 2013, 07:40:48 PM
Hahahahah everytime you black boys get edumicated and taken to the woodshed you call racism hoping it scares the white devil into feeling bad for the poo ole brotha....oh Jesus ain't no body got time for that.

I guess he with the astounding 342 posts knows all......if you can't take the heat rookie then go to another board
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Tedim on May 16, 2013, 07:52:30 PM
I guess he with the astounding 342 posts knows all......if you can't take the heat rookie then go to another board

How do they keep Bettas like you around....is it like Token on South Park, or is there a GetBig quota? Quick type a meltdown post, that'll save your street cred...LMFAO

What's the back up plan when your getting owned and the racism defense didn't work. Is it time for poor grammar and yo mamma jokes....
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: HockeyFightFan on May 16, 2013, 07:54:55 PM
I know she does it to herself.  I just can't help but feel sorry for her because of the health implications she will face because of an unhealthy lifestyle choice.

She could get a nose job and plastic surgery on her face and cure that right up....
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: SF1900 on May 16, 2013, 07:57:36 PM
This is what happens when you mess up your nutrient timing.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Tedim on May 16, 2013, 08:08:40 PM
andreisdaman... Just FYI i enjoyed our little "quibble"........if you want real gladiatorial boards come on down to big10 football forums (especially as a Penn State alum) after 10 years of those no offense GetBig is like JHS JV practice squad....


And as we say on pennlive...when I want lip from you, I'll jiggle my zipper  ;D
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: rooseveltdunn on May 17, 2013, 12:28:03 AM
It's gotta be a mental illness
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Post by: IronMeister on May 17, 2013, 01:15:01 AM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/31329hh.jpg)
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Vince B on May 17, 2013, 01:22:06 AM
Good...one.  ;D
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: calfzilla on May 17, 2013, 01:40:00 AM
(http://www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/129932247_1354048114.jpg)

That poor chair.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Parker on May 17, 2013, 03:19:06 AM
andreisdaman... Just FYI i enjoyed our little "quibble"........if you want real gladiatorial boards come on down to big10 football forums (especially as a Penn State alum) after 10 years of those no offense GetBig is like JHS JV practice squad....


And as we say on pennlive...when I want lip from you, I'll jiggle my zipper  ;D
You must not have been here that long, and a similar line was heard in "Into the Blue"...
 sadly, you mention Penn State and your zipper in the same post  :-X

About this woman, I gave a link about her a few months back, it was on Discovery Channel (they have a terrible shower)...and when she eats, he "imagines where the fat will go", the dude is not all there, and it's like a control/abuse thing. She is with him because he is thinner than her.
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: Rami on May 17, 2013, 03:39:40 AM
shouldn't she be adding insulin and steroids to help her gain more fat and bloat faster at this point?
Title: Re: Woman Aims to be World’s Fattest Mudshark....
Post by: dr.chimps on May 17, 2013, 05:28:07 AM
what can you do at 1000 pounds that you just cannot do at 600 pounds?
Get free from under?    :-X