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Title: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 26, 2013, 05:01:20 PM
I rise from bed at 10 AM, make the coffee and return to the bed to sip my mug o' joe and review the internet on my Galaxy. I then fall into a light nap and get up at around noon. I have an EBT card, free health insurance, fuel and electricity assistance, and, of course, a free weekly paycheck. All I have to do is apply for 3 jobs a week, which I do on Monster.com. I am eating well and work out on the regular. I can even afford creatine and whey protein. I visit malls, book stores, etc. I go to strip joints, but because I am on a fixed income, NO LAP DANCES. Just staring. ;D Life is good.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 26, 2013, 05:09:46 PM
Which explains why you have all day to stalk me for all these years with gimmick after gimmick..hahaha.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Twaddle on May 26, 2013, 05:09:58 PM
What's your retirement plan look like?   :D
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 26, 2013, 05:13:16 PM
What's your retirement plan look like?   :D

Obama has it all planned out for him. lol
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Powerlift66 on May 26, 2013, 05:14:01 PM
Typical loser...
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 26, 2013, 05:15:28 PM
I may not be getting rich, but the relaxation, peace of mind and sense of well being is priceless. Time is my friend.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Twaddle on May 26, 2013, 05:16:20 PM
Typical loser getbigger...

Fixed!
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 26, 2013, 05:18:22 PM
Go ahead and work, while I enjoy another bowl of ice cream, which YOU helped pay for. Thank you, I love you all. :-*
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: deadpan on May 26, 2013, 05:31:15 PM
what happens when one of those jobs accept you? or do you apply to jobs you know you have no chance of getting? isn't there some sort of oversight for that kind of thing?
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: usmcdevildoc on May 26, 2013, 05:41:20 PM
Another "entitled", sucking off the tit of society.

DOC
Lift, fuck, make money
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 26, 2013, 05:43:11 PM
and you cannot even invite a woman to dinner or a night out.

good "job" ::)


you will soon realize life being skint sucks and having no perspectives sucks even more.

1 or 2 weeks holidays in sunny spain?

forget about it.

keep going
But you have brown teeth, and I don't.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 26, 2013, 05:45:29 PM
Another "entitled", sucking off the tit of society.

DOC
Lift, fuck, make money
Well, if you were a Marine then you were willing to lay down your life just so a guy like me could waltz his EBT card up to the grocery for more frozen pizza and ice cream. Thank you for your service. :D
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Frank Clairmonte on May 26, 2013, 06:04:00 PM
this thread is priceless. ;D
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: reppingfor20 on May 26, 2013, 06:14:37 PM
I rise from bed at 10 AM, make the coffee and return to the bed to sip my mug o' joe and review the internet on my Galaxy. I then fall into a light nap and get up at around noon. I have an EBT card, free health insurance, fuel and electricity assistance, and, of course, a free weekly paycheck. All I have to do is apply for 3 jobs a week, which I do on Monster.com. I am eating well and work out on the regular. I can even afford creatine and whey protein. I visit malls, book stores, etc. I go to strip joints, but because I am on a fixed income, NO LAP DANCES. Just staring. ;D Life is good.

good for you bro glad you are happy and i do not begrudge paying for your lifestyle as i know only a very small amount of my paycheck goes to you maybe a penny.

great post very motivational more people need to live like you.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: reppingfor20 on May 26, 2013, 06:17:39 PM
what happens when one of those jobs accept you? or do you apply to jobs you know you have no chance of getting? isn't there some sort of oversight for that kind of thing?

he can just ignore it ue doesnt keep good records.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: 38-26-40 on May 26, 2013, 06:19:23 PM
I rise from bed at 10 AM, make the coffee and return to the bed to sip my mug o' joe and review the internet on my Galaxy. I then fall into a light nap and get up at around noon. I have an EBT card, free health insurance, fuel and electricity assistance, and, of course, a free weekly paycheck. All I have to do is apply for 3 jobs a week, which I do on Monster.com. I am eating well and work out on the regular. I can even afford creatine and whey protein. I visit malls, book stores, etc. I go to strip joints, but because I am on a fixed income, NO LAP DANCES. Just staring. ;D Life is good.

Lol "just staring"

Everything on this page is hilarious...and very entertaining! Thank you
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: arce1988 on May 26, 2013, 06:49:26 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 26, 2013, 07:02:54 PM
Benny, what if everybody thought like this, how would anyone live? ???
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 26, 2013, 07:09:23 PM
good for you bro glad you are happy and i do not begrudge paying for your lifestyle as i know only a very small amount of my paycheck goes to you maybe a penny.

great post very motivational more people need to live like you.

You don't pay for shit, your parents do. In order to pay for something you have to have a job. Comprehend?
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: reppingfor20 on May 26, 2013, 07:23:55 PM
your always good for a laugh coach  :D
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 26, 2013, 07:35:08 PM
i can afford to have them bleached,you dont.

but it doesnt even matter whether you have teeth at all or not, youre on standby for basicaly the entire female population.

you wont get closer to women than the cashier where you bring your foodstamps, or the employeees at umemployed offices or pictures on a screen.

in the long run, you might aswell kill yourself :-\
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6rThmeYyhoWB8HVPYoB5bKXCYa6beVz09c7pSkz55WugnIdnrFiFIz4vA0w)
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: reppingfor20 on May 26, 2013, 07:40:24 PM
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6rThmeYyhoWB8HVPYoB5bKXCYa6beVz09c7pSkz55WugnIdnrFiFIz4vA0w)

haha good post im sure the idol is pulling mad pussy good body all alpha bitches are attracted to him like a magnet.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: jude2 on May 26, 2013, 07:43:21 PM
I rise from bed at 10 AM, make the coffee and return to the bed to sip my mug o' joe and review the internet on my Galaxy. I then fall into a light nap and get up at around noon. I have an EBT card, free health insurance, fuel and electricity assistance, and, of course, a free weekly paycheck. All I have to do is apply for 3 jobs a week, which I do on Monster.com. I am eating well and work out on the regular. I can even afford creatine and whey protein. I visit malls, book stores, etc. I go to strip joints, but because I am on a fixed income, NO LAP DANCES. Just staring. ;D Life is good.
How much is unemployment pay per week, serious question.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: che on May 26, 2013, 07:46:49 PM
How much is unemployment pay per week, serious question.
It depends on how much money you make , mine $610 before taxes .
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 26, 2013, 07:48:22 PM
How much is unemployment pay per week, serious question.
50% of your previous gross pay. Not a bad deal if you learn how to economize and like to take naps.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: jude2 on May 26, 2013, 07:50:46 PM
It depends on how much money you make , mine $610 before taxes .
They tax unemployment?
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 26, 2013, 07:52:57 PM
haha good post im sure the idol is pulling mad pussy good body all alpha bitches are attracted to him like a magnet.

Bitches come and go based on your looks and your game. I've had more bitches than some and probably less than others, but this isn't about bitches. This is about taking it easy, watching game shows, taking power naps, not shaving and all that good stuff. If working like a dog is the price for some pussy, I'll happily fuck my fist.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Man of Steel on May 26, 2013, 07:53:01 PM
I'm proud of you "The Idol"............damn proud.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: che on May 26, 2013, 08:03:31 PM
They tax unemployment?
Yes   15%   , 10% federal,  5% state 
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Psychopath on May 26, 2013, 08:10:23 PM
Where do you live?

I recently applied for EI assistance here in Ontario while i was in-between jobs, but thankfully i got some part-time work now leading to permanent full-time.

It's been almost 7wks and the EI guys haven't got back to me. If i didn't have savings and didn't manage to get employed again, i'd be starving and the landlord would be getting ready to kick me out.

I'd much prefer if i can opt out of this joke we call unemployment assistance. Government are very quick to rob you of hard earned dollars, but when you come to cash in on your rights, good luck.


Nobody gives a fuck about you in this world, you have to always remember that.

Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: POB on May 26, 2013, 08:49:33 PM
Typical loser...

Typical bodybuilder all that's missing is an overweight sugar mama or cough cough man :D
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Schmoff on May 26, 2013, 08:56:59 PM
so Im assuming you are black?
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: MikMaq on May 26, 2013, 09:01:59 PM
Where do you live?

I recently applied for EI assistance here in Ontario while i was in-between jobs, but thankfully i got some part-time work now leading to permanent full-time.

It's been almost 7wks and the EI guys haven't got back to me. If i didn't have savings and didn't manage to get employed again, i'd be starving and the landlord would be getting ready to kick me out.

I'd much prefer if i can opt out of this joke we call unemployment assistance. Government are very quick to rob you of hard earned dollars, but when you come to cash in on your rights, good luck.


Nobody gives a fuck about you in this world, you have to always remember that.


That's because of all the foreigners freeloading off the system in the GTA. They all work cash sides while on UI they all motherfucking do.


Anyhow I couldn't give a shit. About folk using that shit. We live in a service economy, the entire purpose of a service economy is wealth redistribution smarter the fuck up you ungreatful cretans.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: POB on May 26, 2013, 09:02:20 PM
How many gig of Internet free does the Obama phone get?
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: sync pulse on May 26, 2013, 09:05:26 PM
I have been laid off twice since September 2007...being on Unemployment is the most stressful thing on the planet. 

He's baiting coach...
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: deadpan on May 26, 2013, 09:29:55 PM
How many gig of Internet free does the Obama phone get?

they actually cancelled the obamaphone project shortly after he got the votes he needed

hilarious shit
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: quadzilla456 on May 26, 2013, 09:32:46 PM
I may not be getting rich, but the relaxation, peace of mind and sense of well being is priceless. Time is my friend.
You call 26 weeks time??
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: AbrahamG on May 26, 2013, 09:59:59 PM
I rise from bed at 10 AM, make the coffee and return to the bed to sip my mug o' joe and review the internet on my Galaxy. I then fall into a light nap and get up at around noon. I have an EBT card, free health insurance, fuel and electricity assistance, and, of course, a free weekly paycheck. All I have to do is apply for 3 jobs a week, which I do on Monster.com. I am eating well and work out on the regular. I can even afford creatine and whey protein. I visit malls, book stores, etc. I go to strip joints, but because I am on a fixed income, NO LAP DANCES. Just staring. ;D Life is good.

To be the man, you've got to beat the man.  You sir, are THE MAN!
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 26, 2013, 10:20:54 PM
You call 26 weeks time??
More than 26 weeks.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 26, 2013, 10:23:26 PM
I have been laid off twice since September 2007...being on Unemployment is the most stressful thing on the planet. 

He's baiting coach...
No, I agree. I had a very stressful morning last week watching the Flinstones and then Sanford And Son. Tough times, man. Tough times.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: calfzilla on May 26, 2013, 11:09:46 PM
Sounds like you are living the life, keep it up stud I'm jelly.   8)
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 26, 2013, 11:18:09 PM
Yep, lazy libs. Not talking about the gimmick who started the thread, im talking about the ones who condone it.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: arce1988 on May 26, 2013, 11:41:56 PM
 Impecunious little one talking shit like always
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: deadpan on May 27, 2013, 12:36:37 AM
It depends on how much money you make , mine $610 before taxes .

fucking shit, that alone would pay my rent and food for a whole month. well, maybe not after taxes but in two weeks, definitely. i need to look into this unemployment gig
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 27, 2013, 04:26:24 AM
A lot of people will try to bring shame on you, but they're just jealous. Work is a four letter word yo.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 06:54:13 AM
Jealous of what? Not having enough dignity to get a job and live off the dole of people who actually work? Again, I know this is one of your Bullshit threads and direct this at at the ones who milk the system.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 27, 2013, 06:56:35 AM
Another exciting gimmick.  ::)
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Post by: theredeemer on May 27, 2013, 07:29:47 AM
God bless Amrica wher the bum can live the good life.
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Post by: shootfighter1 on May 27, 2013, 07:47:51 AM
This is exactly why we have to limit government programs.  There used to be shame and a sense of urgency when people were on the taxpayer dole.  All leftist liberals please read, this is what you help to support.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 27, 2013, 07:52:36 AM
Jealous of what? Not having enough dignity to get a job and live off the dole of people who actually work? Again, I know this is one of your Bullshit threads and direct this at at the ones who milk the system.
"Dignity" is what ex-prostitutes strive for in therapy groups. Me? I'll take the 18 month vacation with a smile on my face. Just stopping and smelling the roses g.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Tedim on May 27, 2013, 07:53:47 AM
I rise from bed at 10 AM, make the coffee and return to the bed to sip my mug o' joe and review the internet on my Galaxy. I then fall into a light nap and get up at around noon. I have an EBT card, free health insurance, fuel and electricity assistance, and, of course, a free weekly paycheck. All I have to do is apply for 3 jobs a week, which I do on Monster.com. I am eating well and work out on the regular. I can even afford creatine and whey protein. I visit malls, book stores, etc. I go to strip joints, but because I am on a fixed income, NO LAP DANCES. Just staring. ;D Life is good.

Well if I'm paying for all this....I expect my bitches to put out, into the bunny suit you go.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: King Shizzo on May 27, 2013, 07:53:59 AM
The Idol hurting many feelings in this thread.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 27, 2013, 07:55:57 AM
Well if I'm paying for all this....I expect my bitches to put out, into the bunny suit you go.
You got that role reversed, clown. You're the ho who gets up in the morning to perform dophin tricks for your abusive boss you can pay for my lifestyle.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: King Shizzo on May 27, 2013, 07:58:34 AM
You got that role reversed, clown. You're the ho who gets up in the morning to perform dophin tricks for your abusive boss you can pay for my lifestyle.
Lets be fair Idol. There are alot of people (including myself) who couldn't afford to live off of 50% pay. Unemployment wouldn't do shit for me.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Tedim on May 27, 2013, 08:04:32 AM
You got that role reversed, clown. You're the ho who gets up in the morning to perform dophin tricks for your abusive boss you can pay for my lifestyle.

You're worse than some crack whore....less than a man, less than a fag bottom....post whatever you want, we all see shit like you daily, one day we'll scrape you off our collective boot. And I am the "boss", you filthy beggar.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 27, 2013, 08:05:46 AM
Lets be fair Idol. There are alot of people (including myself) who couldn't afford to live off of 50% pay. Unemployment wouldn't do shit for me.
That's cause you're making next to nothing to begin with. I was getting paid quite handsomely before I orchestrated own termination.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 27, 2013, 08:06:50 AM
You're worse than some crack whore....less than a man, less than a fag bottom....post whatever you want, we all see shit like you daily, one day we'll scrape you off our collective boot. And I am the "boss", you filthy beggar.
(http://www.muthstruths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/a11.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: King Shizzo on May 27, 2013, 08:08:09 AM
That's cause you're making next to nothing to begin with. I was getting paid quite handsomely before I orchestrated own termination.
That makes no sense. The people who make the most, have the most to lose. They grow accustomed to a certain lifestyle. 50% doesn't cut it.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Tedim on May 27, 2013, 08:09:19 AM
(http://www.muthstruths.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/a11.jpg)

 ::)
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 27, 2013, 08:09:27 AM
That makes no sense. The people who make the most, have the most to lose. They grow accustomed to a certain lifestyle. 50% doesn't cut it.
Sounds like you're living paycheck to paycheck, fool.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: King Shizzo on May 27, 2013, 08:10:30 AM
Sounds like you're living paycheck to paycheck, fool.
Do you live with mommy still? Most people that have a mortgage, or rent would be affected.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Tedim on May 27, 2013, 08:12:51 AM
I think this is Tbombz gimmick account....
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 27, 2013, 08:14:26 AM
Do you live with mommy still? Most people that have a mortgage, or rent would be affected.
Most drones who have been mechanized by The Man have to stress over those things. With my investment vehicles, savings and unemployment checks, all is well. That's not to mention the extra goodies like EBT, fuel and energy assistance, free health insurance and so forth. For you, life is enslavement to a car payment and a rent payment. For me life is an opulent apple to plucked from the tree. Good luck to you.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: King Shizzo on May 27, 2013, 08:16:08 AM
Most drones who have been mechanized by The Man have to stress over those things. With my investment vehicles, savings and unemployment checks, all is well. That's not to mention the extra goodies like EBT, fuel and energy assistance, free health insurance and so forth. For you, life is enslavement to a car payment and a rent payment. For me life is an opulent apple to plucked from the tree. Good luck to you.
Lol! Good work.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Tedim on May 27, 2013, 08:20:26 AM
Most drones who have been mechanized by The Man have to stress over those things. With my investment vehicles, savings and unemployment checks, all is well. That's not to mention the extra goodies like EBT, fuel and energy assistance, free health insurance and so forth. For you, life is enslavement to a car payment and a rent payment. For me life is an opulent apple to plucked from the tree. Good luck to you.

Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Borracho on May 27, 2013, 08:30:48 AM
I rise from bed at 10 AM, make the coffee and return to the bed to sip my mug o' joe and review the internet on my Galaxy. I then fall into a light nap and get up at around noon. I have an EBT card, free health insurance, fuel and electricity assistance, and, of course, a free weekly paycheck. All I have to do is apply for 3 jobs a week, which I do on Monster.com. I am eating well and work out on the regular. I can even afford creatine and whey protein. I visit malls, book stores, etc. I go to strip joints, but because I am on a fixed income, NO LAP DANCES. Just staring. ;D Life is good.

Living the dream!
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 27, 2013, 08:49:55 AM
I may not be getting rich, but the relaxation, peace of mind and sense of well being is priceless. Time is my friend.

Actually, time is not your friend. Unemployment Insurance eventually runs out. The clock is ticking
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: calfzilla on May 27, 2013, 08:59:05 AM
"Dignity" is what ex-prostitutes strive for in therapy groups. Me? I'll take the 18 month vacation with a smile on my face. Just stopping and smelling the roses g.

Look at all these haters treating you like a welfare mooch. You are collecting unemployment insurance YOU paid into while working hard, probably from some peckerwood who cheats on his taxes and and gets corporate government handouts. Also you are doing what is needed by looking for work and applying for jobs. Seems like you are more than holding up your end of the bargain. Not sure why people melt when they see the little guy enjoying life for a moment?
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: King Shizzo on May 27, 2013, 09:02:39 AM
Does anyone remember the original posts from Idol? A thug with a gold grill. Seems about right.
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Post by: bigmc on May 27, 2013, 09:14:58 AM
the idol gimmick trolling the fuck out of people who should know better in this thread  ;D
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 10:48:13 AM
The Idol hurting many feelings in this thread.

Mmm, not really. I have the satisfaction of knowing I make more in a day than he does in a month.
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Post by: Wiggs on May 27, 2013, 10:58:45 AM
LOL. Idol causing meltdowns by the min.
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Post by: dr.chimps on May 27, 2013, 11:03:15 AM
This gimmick is fishing with dynamite. He's already bagged his limit, I see.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: reppingfor20 on May 27, 2013, 11:20:47 AM
"Dignity" is what ex-prostitutes strive for in therapy groups. Me? I'll take the 18 month vacation with a smile on my face. Just stopping and smelling the roses g.

great post coach is just jealous of you.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 11:37:34 AM
great post coach is just jealous of you.

How stupid are you? I guess stupid enough to not learn the first 10 times you were kicked off. We'll see about that, especially since you're about the most disliked person along with your gimmicks Getbig has ever seen. How do you think this will last, you being on here? a day, 2 days, a week? I give it a few days.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: anabolichalo on May 27, 2013, 12:00:15 PM
i always wanted to do this but i fear poverty too much

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Post by: jodsy on May 27, 2013, 12:15:09 PM
livin the dream
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Post by: anabolichalo on May 27, 2013, 12:16:46 PM
if you win the lottory you can live like this
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: shootfighter1 on May 27, 2013, 01:43:57 PM
I hear you galeniko, the neolibs are irritating to me...and I'm absolutely no fan of the ultra-rich who scam either.  Can't stand people who sap off others who work hard, shouldn't be permissible.  This poster may or may not just be trying to bust balls but I have heard this countless times from people trying to get on disability.  As far as paying into it, the bulk of the unemployment comes from the employer.  I had a girl who consistently screwed up so I let her go...yet, we are paying her unemployment for months now and the unemployment taxes we pay as a company went up several yrs ago when unemployment benefits were extended to 99 weeks.  We need some support programs but they have to be temporary with strict rules...or for disabled/elderly, etc.  The programs get too big then we see lots of abuse.
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 27, 2013, 02:54:28 PM
i always wanted to do this but i fear poverty too much



 :D :D :D no unemployment benefits in your country Marine  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Devon97 on May 27, 2013, 03:06:24 PM
I have too much self respect to take govt handouts.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: anabolichalo on May 27, 2013, 04:03:59 PM
:D :D :D no unemployment benefits in your country Marine  ;D ;D ;D
there are but it's not the same as your salary

so you are still missing out on more money


even tho u dont work, which seems nice
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 27, 2013, 04:30:55 PM
there are but it's not the same as your salary

so you are still missing out on more money


even tho u dont work, which seems nice

So Marine as French/Bulgarian living somewere in Serbia, life can be cruel ?, & U own 3 gyms ??? right  ;D ;D ;D
Life on French Riviera could be far  more enjoyable  ;D ;D ;D

(Nothing much against mentioned geographic locations)
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: jude2 on May 27, 2013, 04:49:08 PM
they actually cancelled the obamaphone project shortly after he got the votes he needed

hilarious shit
They still have it. Sen David Vitter, just sent his friend to one of the contracted phone stores and he was able to get one by lying about his income. The stores have no way to verify peoples income Vitter is trying to cut it out now.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: reppingfor20 on May 27, 2013, 06:01:02 PM
I have too much self respect to take govt handouts.


pathetic youll get played in this world.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: POB on May 27, 2013, 06:05:00 PM
Actually, time is not your friend. Unemployment Insurance eventually runs out. The clock is ticking

Lol, he will have fun in the "new economy" finding a job for 28 hours per week because the employer doesn't want to pay medical :D
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: calfzilla on May 27, 2013, 06:11:27 PM
pathetic youll get played in this world.

The masses have been brainwashed to believe that they will one day be rewarded for their back breaking labor they do for the man.  ::)
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 06:20:29 PM
The masses have been brainwashed to believe that they will one day be rewarded for their back breaking labor they do for the man.  ::)

The liberals have been brainwashed to think they're no better than what the government says they are, no ambition in life. Obama and most other libs in in the White House haven't worked an honest day in their lives. Haven't a clue on how to run a business or even work for someone in the private sector. Obama and Moochell both had their Law licenses revoked, so that leaves them out. LA Mayor idiot/lib Villaregosa IS BROKE when he leaves office despite being the highest paid mayor in the country ($232k) because he lived beyond his means off of the TAX PAYERS money. Now, he's BEGGING for a job and doesn't own a home. He was living in the Mayors home for all these years and now he's fucked....liberalism. lol
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 06:29:12 PM
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/05/23/report-mayor-didnt-save-any-money-casting-really-wide-net-for-jobs/


In addition to this, he asked Bill O'Reilly if he could get him a job with FOX. haha.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: cart@@n on May 27, 2013, 06:31:43 PM
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: cart@@n on May 27, 2013, 06:35:09 PM
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 27, 2013, 06:39:33 PM
I'm giving the 'coach' (lol) 24 hours to produce a high school diploma, scan it, and post it here. You will soon discover that he is a dropout.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Method101 on May 27, 2013, 06:42:07 PM
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 06:44:59 PM
I'm giving the 'coach' (lol) 24 hours to produce a high school diploma, scan it, and post it here. You will soon discover that he is a dropout.

Hahaha, reaching a bit, arn't ya loser. LMAO
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 06:54:27 PM
I'm giving the 'coach' (lol) 24 hours to produce a high school diploma, scan it, and post it here. You will soon discover that he is a dropout.

I'll make a deal with you. When we have LEGIT proof that Obama was 1. Born in this country (not an online scan but an actual hard copy 2. Proof of his college transcripts, GPA and eligibility 3. Mooochells thesis thats been kept under wraps and not released. Then I might consider digging mine up (where ever it may be) after 33 years. And oh, you reveal yourself and meet me at my gym where I can video your ass beating?

Deal?
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Wiggs on May 27, 2013, 06:57:24 PM
I'll make a deal with you. When we have LEGIT proof that Obama was 1. Born in this country (not an online scan but an actual hard copy 2. Proof of his college transcripts, GPA and eligibility 3. Mooochells thesis thats been kept under wraps and not released. Then I might consider digging mine up (where ever it may be) after 33 years. And oh, you reveal yourself and meet me at my gym where I can video your ass beating?

Deal?

lol
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: calfzilla on May 27, 2013, 07:06:29 PM
I'll make a deal with you. When we have LEGIT proof that Obama was 1. Born in this country (not an online scan but an actual hard copy 2. Proof of his college transcripts, GPA and eligibility 3. Mooochells thesis thats been kept under wraps and not released. Then I might consider digging mine up (where ever it may be) after 33 years. And oh, you reveal yourself and meet me at my gym where I can video your ass beating?

Deal?

Translation:  I don't have a high school diploma. But I have personal training certification.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: POB on May 27, 2013, 07:10:52 PM
I'll make a deal with you. When we have LEGIT proof that Obama was 1. Born in this country (not an online scan but an actual hard copy 2. Proof of his college transcripts, GPA and eligibility 3. Mooochells thesis thats been kept under wraps and not released. Then I might consider digging mine up (where ever it may be) after 33 years. And oh, you reveal yourself and meet me at my gym where I can video your ass beating?

Deal?

1- the Hawaii docs are legit,even today their legal docs are pretty plain looking

2- I do think its BS some guy comes on here personally attacking you under a gimmick every year around this time
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 07:13:18 PM
1- the Hawaii docs are legit,even today their legal docs are pretty plain looking

No hard copy has EVER been produced

2- I do think its BS some guy comes on here personally attacking you under a gimmick every year around this time

I agree, but then again this is what liberals in politics, the media and on here when they can't defend their position. They demonize.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 07:14:42 PM
I forgot hide..they hide.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Psychopath on May 27, 2013, 07:15:07 PM
Coach is the type of guy i would rob and beat to a pulp while his 15th wife watches.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 07:23:28 PM
Coach is the type of guy i would rob and beat to a pulp while his 15th wife watches.

Sure you would, stud. lol
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 07:51:18 PM
http://www.politico.com/pdf/080222_MOPrincetonThesis_1-251.pdf

there's one.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 27, 2013, 08:48:25 PM
The 'coach' was challenged to produce a high school diploma. He failed, trying to muddy the waters by bringing Obama and physical threats into the picture. The bottom line here is the 'coach' is a dropout. Despite his talk radio derived dissertations on politics, despite his desperate pleas for the forum to notice his feeble accomplishments, at the man's core is a failure. A dropout. A dropout who thought he could be Mr Olympia someday but couldn't even be Mr Fresno. Produce the diploma, 'coach', or keep your big mouth shut.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: SF1900 on May 27, 2013, 08:51:13 PM
People have seen him at his college when he attended. Why do you need transcripts? lol
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: POB on May 27, 2013, 08:56:48 PM
The 'coach' was challenged to produce a high school diploma. He failed, trying to muddy the waters by bringing Obama and physical threats into the picture. The bottom line here is the 'coach' is a dropout. Despite his talk radio derived dissertations on politics, despite his desperate pleas for the forum to notice his feeble accomplishments, at the man's core is a failure. A dropout. A dropout who thought he could be Mr Olympia someday but couldn't even be Mr Fresno. Produce the diploma, 'coach', or keep your big mouth shut.

Why so much animosity towards coach? What did he do to you? Serious questions, air it out get it over with
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: The Idol on May 27, 2013, 09:03:09 PM
Why so much animosity towards coach? What did he do to you? Serious questions, air it out get it over with
How's this: fuck yourself.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 09:29:05 PM
People have seen him at his college when he attended. Why do you need transcripts? lol

Seriously??

You need transcripts to transfer from one high school to the another let alone college and especially Harvard and Columbia.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 09:34:19 PM
The 'coach' was challenged to produce a high school diploma. He failed, trying to muddy the waters by bringing Obama and physical threats into the picture. The bottom line here is the 'coach' is a dropout. Despite his talk radio derived dissertations on politics, despite his desperate pleas for the forum to notice his feeble accomplishments, at the man's core is a failure. A dropout. A dropout who thought he could be Mr Olympia someday but couldn't even be Mr Fresno. Produce the diploma, 'coach', or keep your big mouth shut.

You first sissy boy. I haven't seen my diploma since 1982, but I'm sure it's around. Rest assured I'm not living off the dole of the government. Also, unlike Obama, I'm sure I can produce my college transcripts. But, haven't needed too since, again, 1982-83. Next, "son". Unless you make yourself known on here, you're a waste of everyone's time. Now, go get that bottle of ripple with your EBT.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: POB on May 27, 2013, 09:42:43 PM
How's this: fuck yourself.

Wow, that's the best you got?  ??? Maybe you should post your diploma tough guy...
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 27, 2013, 09:48:26 PM
Wow, that's the best you got?  ??? Maybe you should post your diploma tough guy...

This gimmick has been targeting me for a few years now. Ron kicks him off and he keeps coming back after me. I have given him ample opportunity for us to "meet' and settle this, but he won't even come of from behind his keyboard. Truth is, I'm so deeply rooted in this punks head, he can't even sleep at nights (besides the meth). Dude's obviously a loser.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: reppingfor20 on May 28, 2013, 05:43:56 AM
How stupid are you? I guess stupid enough to not learn the first 10 times you were kicked off. We'll see about that, especially since you're about the most disliked person along with your gimmicks Getbig has ever seen. How do you think this will last, you being on here? a day, 2 days, a week? I give it a few days.

I was never kicked off the site 10 times, are you threatening me with that sentence?  What gimmicks do I have per say?  I use the user name I have when I lost my jtsunami one, that is it.  Coach I honestly don't care how long it will last and don't believe I did anything wrong except maybe make you mad since I believe differently than you, people have different views on topics.  
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: BigCyp on May 28, 2013, 06:52:08 AM
The Idol is a Professor of Phallic Studies.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 28, 2013, 07:11:10 AM
I was never kicked off the site 10 times, are you threatening me with that sentence?  What gimmicks do I have per say?  I use the user name I have when I lost my jtsunami one, that is it.  Coach I honestly don't care how long it will last and don't believe I did anything wrong except maybe make you mad since I believe differently than you, people have different views on topics.  

Sure you have, this gimmick along with the others you have. I've been on here almost 14 years (since you were born). You don't think me along with other long time board members can't pick out gimmicks and who they might belong to? Call it a sixth sense.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: jephrius on May 28, 2013, 03:08:55 PM
Sure you have, this gimmick along with the others you have. I've been on here almost 14 years (since you were born). You don't think me along with other long time board members can't pick out gimmicks and who they might belong to? Call it a sixth sense.
I'm not sure that's something to brag about. :-\
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 28, 2013, 06:42:28 PM
I'm not sure that's something to brag about. :-\

Hi Reppingforcock ::)
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: reppingfor20 on May 29, 2013, 05:08:30 PM
feel free to have ron or a mod tell you this please ask.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: calfzilla on May 29, 2013, 05:25:02 PM
Jtsunami owning tiny tits in this thread.
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: King Shizzo on May 29, 2013, 05:25:46 PM
Jtsunami owning tiny tits in this thread.
You calling coach tiny?  ;D
Title: Re: I'm collecting Unemployment and it feels fantabulous!
Post by: deadpan on May 30, 2013, 03:52:35 AM
1- the Hawaii docs are legit,even today their legal docs are pretty plain looking

2- I do think its BS some guy comes on here personally attacking you under a gimmick every year around this time

i generally don't admit this in public because people get mad that i would dare to question their lord and saviour over something that's been beat to death, but as someone with graphics design experience, his "birth certificate" scans looked like something a 6th grader scanned and edited in mspaint.