I rise from bed at 10 AM, make the coffee and return to the bed to sip my mug o' joe and review the internet on my Galaxy. I then fall into a light nap and get up at around noon. I have an EBT card, free health insurance, fuel and electricity assistance, and, of course, a free weekly paycheck. All I have to do is apply for 3 jobs a week, which I do on Monster.com. I am eating well and work out on the regular. I can even afford creatine and whey protein. I visit malls, book stores, etc. I go to strip joints, but because I am on a fixed income, NO LAP DANCES. Just staring.
Life is good.