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Title: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: whataname on June 02, 2013, 01:08:45 PM
I'd still lick Catherine-Zeta Jones' pink hole! :D
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: BB on June 02, 2013, 01:21:35 PM
He was spectacular in Behind The Candelabra, well worth the watch.

(http://i7.cdnds.net/13/21/450x450/4-behind-the-candelabra.jpg).
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: hench on June 02, 2013, 03:40:50 PM
i still wonder if he let his tongue slip and got a little taste while filming the muffing out scene on sharon stone in basic instinct
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: oldtimer1 on June 02, 2013, 03:54:09 PM
I don't know what was going on with him but HPV warts can lead to throat, rectum and cervical cancer.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2013, 03:55:00 PM
i still wonder if he let his tongue slip and got a little taste while filming the muffing out scene on sharon stone in basic instinct

when i was in the 7th grade, that shit was the hottest movie in history.  Now?  LMAO
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: _bruce_ on June 02, 2013, 04:16:54 PM
Another immoral man punished by god  >:(



 ;D
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Ronnie Rep on June 02, 2013, 06:31:51 PM
He was spectacular in Behind The Candelabra, well worth the watch.

(http://i7.cdnds.net/13/21/450x450/4-behind-the-candelabra.jpg).
He was great! Matt Damon was also excellent!
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: hardgainerj on June 02, 2013, 06:35:39 PM
I don't know what was going on with him but HPV warts can lead to throat, rectum and cervical cancer.
seems to have a major effect on any mucosa membrane/etc..
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Ronnie Rep on June 02, 2013, 06:36:34 PM
Thats probably why Catherine Zeta Jones went into a Bipolar meltdown!
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: deadpan on June 02, 2013, 06:42:24 PM
that's messed up.

hpv is a bitch.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: animal1991 on June 02, 2013, 10:48:32 PM
If your wife looked like this, wouldn't you take the risk?
(http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/catherine_zeta_jones_sexy.jpg)
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: anabolichalo on June 03, 2013, 12:56:21 AM
(http://blogbugs.org/uploads/g/goward19/435295.jpg)
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: phyxsius on June 03, 2013, 01:13:33 AM
At least he could ask the women to clean their pipes first.. Licking urine and stuff. yuck
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: deadpan on June 03, 2013, 06:23:46 AM
At least he could ask the women to clean their pipes first.. Licking urine and stuff. yuck


LMAO, urine doesn't come out of the vagina, there's a separate tract

also that's not got anything to do with HPV, which is a virus
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Sophus on June 03, 2013, 06:29:55 AM
LMAO, urine doesn't come out of the vagina, there's a separate tract

also that's not got anything to do with HPV, which is a virus

If you have oral sex with a woman you are going to get some urine on your tongue

Fact dude
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: deadpan on June 03, 2013, 06:43:46 AM
If you have oral sex with a woman you are going to get some urine on your tongue

Fact dude

i have NEVER had this problem  :o

i wouldn't even go down on my gf if she didn't shower first. perhaps you should re-evaluate your choice in female companions
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Raymondo on June 03, 2013, 06:46:59 AM
Did Michael Douglas inadvertently reveal to the world that Catherine Zeta-Jones has HPV?

Anyway, I think the risk is totally worth it.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 03, 2013, 06:52:50 AM
Does this mean I'm gonna get Cancer of the fingers? :'(
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: deadpan on June 03, 2013, 06:58:15 AM
Does this mean I'm gonna get Cancer of the fingers? :'(

i think it's just mucous membranes that get affected
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 03, 2013, 07:08:39 AM
Did Michael Douglas inadvertently reveal to the world that Catherine Zeta-Jones has HPV?

Anyway, I think the risk is totally worth it.

Exactly what I was thinking. She's gotta be pissed he told everybody she has warts, lol.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 03, 2013, 07:33:57 AM
If there was a way to die, I think that is the way I'd want to go.

Death from eating too much pussy.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: anabolichalo on June 03, 2013, 07:35:06 AM
If there was a way to die, I think that is the way I'd want to go.

Death from eating too much pussy.
very embarrassing

pussy eating is common but embarrassing nonetheless
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: dr.chimps on June 03, 2013, 07:36:49 AM
He was great! Matt Damon was also excellent!
Totally agree. Solid performance.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: hardgainerj on June 03, 2013, 07:54:15 AM
Did Michael Douglas inadvertently reveal to the world that Catherine Zeta-Jones has HPV?

Anyway, I think the risk is totally worth it.
michael has been around before zeta
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Ronnie Rep on June 03, 2013, 08:29:51 AM
michael has been around before zeta
Yep, maybe he gave it to her!
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 03, 2013, 09:48:31 AM
very embarrassing

pussy eating is common but embarrassing nonetheless

Seems you just found your excuse for not eating your GF's pussy.

"sorry honey, I don't want cancer"
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: deadpan on June 03, 2013, 10:28:22 AM
What?...are you a queer?....dont get me wrong a nice freshly showered pussy is delightful but there is also that intoxicating cunny scent that comes at the end of the day when your girl has been to work, perhaps been to the gym (my other half rides horses too most evenings) and the heavy, musky aroma is all woman....drives me nuts, i just want to bury my face in it and breathe her in.

 :P.....yummy!

naw, just not sick in the head like you. that shit's revolting and germ-filled and the smell of unwashed pussy is downright gag-inducing. she probably doesn't even enjoy it because she's self conscious as fuck the whole time. mmmm gonna get me some of that oh-so-tasty clitoral smegma  ::)
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Tapeworm on June 03, 2013, 10:55:02 AM
Guess I know what to tell the engraver to put on my headstone.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: ukjeff on June 03, 2013, 11:13:48 AM
What?...are you a queer?....dont get me wrong a nice freshly showered pussy is delightful but there is also that intoxicating cunny scent that comes at the end of the day when your girl has been to work, perhaps been to the gym (my other half rides horses too most evenings) and the heavy, musky aroma is all woman....drives me nuts, i just want to bury my face in it and breathe her in.

 :P.....yummy!
Lol..thats what she tell you.   ;)
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on June 03, 2013, 12:34:57 PM
Gotta agree.  One chick I was dating just finished horse riding.  She was wearing those tan colored tights and I can see a line of sweat streaking down in front to her pussy.  I went ballistic horny.  She wanted to shower first but I just pulled down the tights, bent her over and went to town.  The sweet aroma was devine.

Sorry Pal, you were probably eating some guy's fermenting jizzum from her afternoon session.   It is possible it was horse jizzum.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: anabolichalo on June 03, 2013, 01:13:41 PM
Seems you just found your excuse for not eating your GF's pussy.

"sorry honey, I don't want cancer"
yep, i was thinking that
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: EH on June 03, 2013, 05:00:10 PM
What?...are you a queer?....dont get me wrong a nice freshly showered pussy is delightful but there is also that intoxicating cunny scent that comes at the end of the day when your girl has been to work, perhaps been to the gym (my other half rides horses too most evenings) and the heavy, musky aroma is all woman....drives me nuts, i just want to bury my face in it and breathe her in.

 :P.....yummy!

outted.

str8 men don't use this word.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: EH on June 03, 2013, 05:01:49 PM
What?...are you a straight?....dont get me wrong a nice freshly showered cock is delightful but there is also that intoxicating salty scent that comes at the end of the day when your man has been to work, perhaps been to the gym (my other half rides horses too most evenings) and the heavy, musky aroma is all masculine....drives me nuts, i just want to bury my face in it and breathe him in.

 :P.....yummy!

fixed that for ya ;)
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on June 03, 2013, 05:02:43 PM
Well shit, I eat a lot of pussy too. Now I fear for my wellbeing
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: TrueGrit on June 03, 2013, 05:19:23 PM
 No more eating pussy for Grit. I'm with the brothers on this from now on.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Tapeworm on June 03, 2013, 05:30:49 PM
No more eating pussy for Grit. I'm with the brothers on this from now on.

The black man doesn't dine?  ???
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: HockeyFightFan on June 03, 2013, 05:33:38 PM
I'd still lick Catherine-Zeta Jones' pink hole! :D
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer

Cover up for all the thousands of penises he's cicherilloed.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: TrueGrit on June 03, 2013, 05:34:42 PM
The black man doesn't dine?  ???

If he does, he keeps it on the down low.

Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 03, 2013, 06:17:46 PM
Didn't his old man supposedly rape Natalie Wood when she was 16?
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: anabolichalo on June 04, 2013, 12:21:22 AM
how do we know he didnt get it from sucking too much dick?

that's what you normally get it from

Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Desolate on June 04, 2013, 12:41:45 AM
Didn't his old man supposedly rape Natalie Wood when she was 16?

Yes.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: G_Thang on June 04, 2013, 02:29:14 AM
his father and grandfather died of cancer.  there's a predisposition in his family line amongst males.  i've never really cared for his home-wrecking, opportunistic bitch but i'd stay in-between her legs nightly with no concern.

Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: gbz1973 on June 04, 2013, 02:51:46 AM
For all you "gay" "no homo" "only gay if you want it to be" pussies... He only said "oral sex" so he might have been sucking cock and swallowing cum like any other fucking schmoe... Only time he referred to having sex witg a woman is when he mentionwd tge cure of cunning linguists... Fuck you embarras me.... Think Getbig, see the gayness and distance yourself from this middles aged cocksucking senile bastard who keeps a younger female to hide his obvious schmoe geapefruit loving tendencies! !!
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Marty Champions on June 04, 2013, 06:22:35 AM
heme-iron escalates all cancers

we all have cancer genes they can remain un noticable until encouraged to grow and become noticable with good ole heme-iron
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 04, 2013, 06:30:32 AM
heme-iron escalates all cancers

we all have cancer genes they can remain un noticable until encouraged to grow and become noticable with good ole heme-iron
X2. Does kissing whores on the lips as well, brings out the Heme-Iron Johnny?
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: dr.chimps on June 04, 2013, 06:31:59 AM
For all you "gay" "no homo" "only gay if you want it to be" pussies... He only said "oral sex" so he might have been sucking cock and swallowing cum like any other fucking schmoe... Only time he referred to having sex witg a woman is when he mentionwd tge cure of cunning linguists... Fuck you embarras me.... Think Getbig, see the gayness and distance yourself from this middles aged cocksucking senile bastard who keeps a younger female to hide his obvious schmoe geapefruit loving tendencies! !!
7-post MELTDOWN. Pace your yourself, psycho.   ;D
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: OneMoreRep on June 04, 2013, 06:32:14 AM
heme-iron escalates all cancers

we all have cancer genes they can remain un noticable until encouraged to grow and become noticable with good ole heme-iron

I think this post deserves a thread of its own Johnny.

You could expand on this...

"1"
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: The_Punisher on June 04, 2013, 06:32:46 AM
LOL.......Douglas must have mastered the "Art of Pussy eating"
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 04, 2013, 06:35:18 AM
I think this post deserves a thread of its own Johnny.

You could expand on this...

"1"
Agreed, we need a thread on the Heme-Iron.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Psychopath on June 04, 2013, 07:16:35 AM
Does this mean everyone has to get married to virgins now?
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: paradoxno1 on June 04, 2013, 08:11:45 AM
Michael Douglas must have eaten more pussy than a Chinese restaurant critic.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: gbz1973 on June 04, 2013, 08:41:56 AM
7-post MELTDOWN. Pace your yourself, psycho.   ;D

I know, got a bit carried away..  ;D
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: _bruce_ on June 04, 2013, 09:19:40 AM
Michael Douglas must have eaten more pussy than a Chinese restaurant critic.

 ;D
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Raymondo on June 04, 2013, 09:27:21 AM
michael has been around before zeta

If he has HPV he either got it from her or gave it to her.

Either way...
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Raymondo on June 04, 2013, 09:27:56 AM
I think it's a just a bit of controversy to promote his latest movie.
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: viking1 on June 04, 2013, 09:38:57 AM
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Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Rudee on June 04, 2013, 11:46:25 AM
(http://yokozar.org/blog/content/ahhhhuuuu.gif)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3YqNsAsdDTg/T-YQoaono8I/AAAAAAAABCo/oqwp2kHfQ1A/s1600/naked+lunch.jpg)


LOL
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: whataname on June 04, 2013, 12:03:32 PM
his father and grandfather died of cancer.  there's a predisposition in his family line amongst males.  i've never really cared for his home-wrecking, opportunistic bitch but i'd stay in-between her legs nightly with no concern.



His father, Kirk Douglas is still alive, 97 yrs old, hope this helps.  ;)
Title: Re: Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out
Post by: Desolate on June 04, 2013, 10:34:12 PM
Michael Douglas must have eaten more pussy than a Chinese restaurant critic.

He did claim once to be a sex addict.

His cheating ended his first marriage.

Supposedly went to rehab for sex addiction. To be followed by Tiger Woods and David Duchovny among others.