Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating too much pussy out

[El Diablo Blanco]

very embarrassing

pussy eating is common but embarrassing nonetheless

Seems you just found your excuse for not eating your GF's pussy.

"sorry honey, I don't want cancer"

[deadpan]

What?...are you a queer?....dont get me wrong a nice freshly showered pussy is delightful but there is also that intoxicating cunny scent that comes at the end of the day when your girl has been to work, perhaps been to the gym (my other half rides horses too most evenings) and the heavy, musky aroma is all woman....drives me nuts, i just want to bury my face in it and breathe her in.

 .....yummy!

naw, just not sick in the head like you. that shit's revolting and germ-filled and the smell of unwashed pussy is downright gag-inducing. she probably doesn't even enjoy it because she's self conscious as fuck the whole time. mmmm gonna get me some of that oh-so-tasty clitoral smegma 

[Tapeworm]

Guess I know what to tell the engraver to put on my headstone.

[ukjeff]

What?...are you a queer?....dont get me wrong a nice freshly showered pussy is delightful but there is also that intoxicating cunny scent that comes at the end of the day when your girl has been to work, perhaps been to the gym (my other half rides horses too most evenings) and the heavy, musky aroma is all woman....drives me nuts, i just want to bury my face in it and breathe her in.

 .....yummy!

Lol..thats what she tell you.   

[BIG AL MCKECHNIE]

Gotta agree.  One chick I was dating just finished horse riding.  She was wearing those tan colored tights and I can see a line of sweat streaking down in front to her pussy.  I went ballistic horny.  She wanted to shower first but I just pulled down the tights, bent her over and went to town.  The sweet aroma was devine.

Sorry Pal, you were probably eating some guy's fermenting jizzum from her afternoon session.   It is possible it was horse jizzum.

[anabolichalo]

Seems you just found your excuse for not eating your GF's pussy.

"sorry honey, I don't want cancer"

yep, i was thinking that

[EH]

What?...are you a queer?....dont get me wrong a nice freshly showered pussy is delightful but there is also that intoxicating cunny scent that comes at the end of the day when your girl has been to work, perhaps been to the gym (my other half rides horses too most evenings) and the heavy, musky aroma is all woman....drives me nuts, i just want to bury my face in it and breathe her in.

 .....yummy!

outted.

str8 men don't use this word.

[EH]

What?...are you a straight?....dont get me wrong a nice freshly showered cock is delightful but there is also that intoxicating salty scent that comes at the end of the day when your man has been to work, perhaps been to the gym (my other half rides horses too most evenings) and the heavy, musky aroma is all masculine....drives me nuts, i just want to bury my face in it and breathe him in.

 .....yummy!

fixed that for ya

[AlphaMaleDawg]

Well shit, I eat a lot of pussy too. Now I fear for my wellbeing

[TrueGrit]

 No more eating pussy for Grit. I'm with the brothers on this from now on.

[Tapeworm]

No more eating pussy for Grit. I'm with the brothers on this from now on.

The black man doesn't dine? 

[HockeyFightFan]

I'd still lick Catherine-Zeta Jones' pink hole!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer

Cover up for all the thousands of penises he's cicherilloed.

[TrueGrit]

The black man doesn't dine? 

If he does, he keeps it on the down low.

[NelsonMuntz]

Didn't his old man supposedly rape Natalie Wood when she was 16?

[anabolichalo]

how do we know he didnt get it from sucking too much dick?

that's what you normally get it from

[Desolate]

Didn't his old man supposedly rape Natalie Wood when she was 16?

Yes.

[G_Thang]

his father and grandfather died of cancer.  there's a predisposition in his family line amongst males.  i've never really cared for his home-wrecking, opportunistic bitch but i'd stay in-between her legs nightly with no concern.

[gbz1973]

For all you "gay" "no homo" "only gay if you want it to be" pussies... He only said "oral sex" so he might have been sucking cock and swallowing cum like any other fucking schmoe... Only time he referred to having sex witg a woman is when he mentionwd tge cure of cunning linguists... Fuck you embarras me.... Think Getbig, see the gayness and distance yourself from this middles aged cocksucking senile bastard who keeps a younger female to hide his obvious schmoe geapefruit loving tendencies! !!

[Marty Champions]

heme-iron escalates all cancers

we all have cancer genes they can remain un noticable until encouraged to grow and become noticable with good ole heme-iron

[Mr Nobody]

heme-iron escalates all cancers

we all have cancer genes they can remain un noticable until encouraged to grow and become noticable with good ole heme-iron

X2. Does kissing whores on the lips as well, brings out the Heme-Iron Johnny?

[dr.chimps]

For all you "gay" "no homo" "only gay if you want it to be" pussies... He only said "oral sex" so he might have been sucking cock and swallowing cum like any other fucking schmoe... Only time he referred to having sex witg a woman is when he mentionwd tge cure of cunning linguists... Fuck you embarras me.... Think Getbig, see the gayness and distance yourself from this middles aged cocksucking senile bastard who keeps a younger female to hide his obvious schmoe geapefruit loving tendencies! !!

7-post MELTDOWN. Pace your yourself, psycho.   

[OneMoreRep]

heme-iron escalates all cancers

we all have cancer genes they can remain un noticable until encouraged to grow and become noticable with good ole heme-iron

I think this post deserves a thread of its own Johnny.

You could expand on this...

"1"

[The_Punisher]

LOL.......Douglas must have mastered the "Art of Pussy eating"

[Mr Nobody]

I think this post deserves a thread of its own Johnny.

You could expand on this...

"1"

Agreed, we need a thread on the Heme-Iron.

[Psychopath]

Does this mean everyone has to get married to virgins now?