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EXPOSED! Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle
Ironmeister and syntaxmachine
26 June 2013
As worldly men know, Dubai, India is a veritable magnet for men and women looking to exploit physical capitol -- of men looking to convert hard-earned dirhams into hedonistic utils, of women looking to convert hedonistic utils into hard-earned dirhams. This is easily corroborated by the incredible number of hotel rooms with a steady stream of pallid, overweight, and unannounced businessmen types as visitors, in conjunction with their suspiciously short, sweaty stays.
Unbeknownst to virtually anyone, however, is that this bizarre land -- at once tolerating the highest level whoredom the earth has to offer and a significant Mooslem influence at the same time -- is now the home of one of our own, a man boldly squatting on old mens' shriveled cocks where no man has squatted on old mens' shriveled cocks before.
Enough beating around the dingleberry-ridden manbush. Below the cut, G&O Weekly reveals shocking and demonstrative evidence that getbigger's very own candizzle is now working as a manwhore in Dubai, India.
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:D ;D
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The shocking backpage.com candizzle ad*:
http://dubai.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kung-fu-24/2681817
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Candizzle boldly flashing his availability whilst disguised as an Emirati in traditional garb
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Candizzle with a valued customer
*Unfortunately, our anonymous sources have not been able to identify whether candizzle is working independently or as part of a bear-peddling prostitution ring.
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lmao
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Sheriff Salami + Candidizzle = TRUE? :D
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Candizzle boldly flashing his availability whilst disguised as an Emirati in traditional garb
That is a several thousand dirham thawb, custom made by a famous designer.
An Emirati oil tycoon (who is also an astrophysicist that helped build the playstation) begged tbombz to pose for this and so voila.
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bahahahahah
legendary post
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EXPOSED! Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle
Ironmeister and syntaxmachine
26 June 2013
As worldly men know, Dubai, India is a veritable magnet for men and women looking to exploit physical capitol -- of men looking to convert hard-earned dirhams into hedonistic utils, of women looking to convert hedonistic utils into hard-earned dirhams. This is easily corroborated by the simply incredible number of hotel rooms with a steady stream of pallid, overweight, and unannounced businessmen types as visitors, in conjunction with their suspiciously short, sweaty stays.
Unbeknownst to virtually anyone, however, is that it is this bizarre land -- at once tolerating the highest level whoredom the earth has to offer and a significant Mooslem influence at the same time -- is now the home of one of our own, a man boldly squatting on old mens' shriveled cocks where no man has squatted on old mens' shriveled cocks before.
Enough beating around the dingleberry-ridden manbush. Below the cut, G&O Weekly reveals shocking and demonstrative evidence that getbigger's very own candizzle is now working as a manwhore in Dubai, India.
hahah!!!
Excellent!!
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i wonder if he's run into venom vince during his travels through this world's greatest bazaar?
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Lots of Tranny escorts in Dubai, India. ;D
Srs...
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Brilliant :D
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holy s... :D
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Ahmed was posing for camera ;D ;D ;D ;D again,
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A screenshot of the ad, just in case it is censored.
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classic getbig reminds me of the old days
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;D
Tbombz is a holey man who once spent a year in silence atop a mountain in Jerusalem to better understand the sound of his anus. His desire is to simultaneously unite a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim into one accepting orifice.
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Ahmed = Arse of Arabia 2013 , 1st place , ;D ;D ;D
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/2u4kox5.jpg)
lmao
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Hahaha. Brilliant work.
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Great reporting bros I'm looking forward to the next edition.
Btw, I'm convinced this column is based on factual evidence. :D
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Great place to gulp down a protein sheik..
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;D
Tbombz is a holey man who once spent a year in silence atop a mountain in Jerusalem to better understand the sound of his anus. His desire is to simultaneously unite a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim into one accepting orifice.
;D ;D ;D
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http://perfectmanbushdubai.net/index.php?topic=8539.0
I saw candizzle earlier tonight. I was disappointed with the experience. He has a great body: nice and pale, hairy stomach, awesome rear manbush. His head (cranium) was way too huge though. Things started off on the wrong foot when he offered me what was supposedly Iranian saffron-infused rice even though I could see the Rice A Roni box still in the corner.
But more importantly, it was not BFE at all. He did NOT deep-french kiss me, and after a few minutes he would ask, "so which position do you want to do next?" It felt too much like a business transaction in which he was just trying to get it out of the way. And then the talk after we finished was awkward and contrived -- he desperately tried to come off as smart, lecturing me about how God had basically committed suicide, splaying his insides across empty space and thereby creating the universe. Not to sound arrogant, but as an Ivy League alum, I just don't have much in common with him, so the after-sex conversation wasn't up to par.
Overall, candizzle is a 7 in the looks department, but the experience was no higher than a 6. I'm quite frankly shocked that his reviews on perfectmanbushdubai are so high.
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;D ;D ;D
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/35a2639.jpg)
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LOL this last one is a masterpiece ;D ;D
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http://perfectmanbushdubai.net/index.php?topic=8539.0
I saw candizzle earlier tonight. I was disappointed with the experience. He has a great body: nice and pale, hairy stomach, awesome rear manbush. His head (cranium) was way too huge though. Things started off on the wrong foot when he offered me what was supposedly Iranian saffron-infused rice even though I could see the Rice A Roni box still in the corner.
But more importantly, it was not BFE at all. He did NOT deep-french kiss me, and after a few minutes he would ask, "so which position do you want to do next?" It felt too much like a business transaction in which he was just trying to get it out of the way. And then the talk after we finished was awkward and contrived -- he desperately tried to come off as smart, lecturing me about how God had basically committed suicide, splaying his insides across empty space and thereby creating the universe. Not to sound arrogant, but as an Ivy League alum, I just don't have much in common with him, so the after-sex conversation wasn't up to par.
Overall, candizzle is a 7 in the looks department, but the experience was no higher than a 6. I'm quite frankly shocked that his reviews on perfectmanbushdubai are so high.
;D
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/35a2639.jpg)
Hahahaha!
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;D ;D ;D