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syntaxmachine · « **on:** June 25, 2013, 04:17:11 PM »

EXPOSED! Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle
Ironmeister and syntaxmachine
26 June 2013

As worldly men know, Dubai, India is a veritable magnet for men and women looking to exploit physical capitol -- of men looking to convert hard-earned dirhams into hedonistic utils, of women looking to convert hedonistic utils into hard-earned dirhams. This is easily corroborated by the incredible number of hotel rooms with a steady stream of pallid, overweight, and unannounced businessmen types as visitors, in conjunction with their suspiciously short, sweaty stays.

Unbeknownst to virtually anyone, however, is that this bizarre land -- at once tolerating the highest level whoredom the earth has to offer and a significant Mooslem influence at the same time -- is now the home of one of our own, a man boldly squatting on old mens' shriveled cocks where no man has squatted on old mens' shriveled cocks before.

Enough beating around the dingleberry-ridden manbush. Below the cut, G&O Weekly reveals shocking and demonstrative evidence that getbigger's very own candizzle is now working as a manwhore in Dubai, India.

arce1988 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:28:26 PM »

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:29:42 PM »

The shocking backpage.com candizzle ad*:

http://dubai.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kung-fu-24/2681817

Candizzle boldly flashing his availability whilst disguised as an Emirati in traditional garb

Candizzle with a valued customer

*Unfortunately, our anonymous sources have not been able to identify whether candizzle is working independently or as part of a bear-peddling prostitution ring.

arce1988 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:30:58 PM »

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2013, 04:55:16 PM »

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:12:45 PM »

Sheriff Salami + Candidizzle = TRUE?

Skeletor · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2013, 05:26:24 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on June 25, 2013, 04:29:42 PM

Candizzle boldly flashing his availability whilst disguised as an Emirati in traditional garb

That is a several thousand dirham thawb, custom made by a famous designer.
An Emirati oil tycoon (who is also an astrophysicist that helped build the playstation) begged tbombz to pose for this and so voila.

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2013, 07:33:17 PM »

bahahahahah

legendary post

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2013, 07:35:26 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on June 25, 2013, 04:17:11 PM

EXPOSED! Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle
Ironmeister and syntaxmachine
26 June 2013

As worldly men know, Dubai, India is a veritable magnet for men and women looking to exploit physical capitol -- of men looking to convert hard-earned dirhams into hedonistic utils, of women looking to convert hedonistic utils into hard-earned dirhams. This is easily corroborated by the simply incredible number of hotel rooms with a steady stream of pallid, overweight, and unannounced businessmen types as visitors, in conjunction with their suspiciously short, sweaty stays.

Unbeknownst to virtually anyone, however, is that it is this bizarre land -- at once tolerating the highest level whoredom the earth has to offer and a significant Mooslem influence at the same time -- is now the home of one of our own, a man boldly squatting on old mens' shriveled cocks where no man has squatted on old mens' shriveled cocks before.

Enough beating around the dingleberry-ridden manbush. Below the cut, G&O Weekly reveals shocking and demonstrative evidence that getbigger's very own candizzle is now working as a manwhore in Dubai, India.

hahah!!!

Excellent!!

cephissus · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2013, 08:02:36 PM »

i wonder if he's run into venom vince during his travels through this world's greatest bazaar?

Psychopath · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2013, 08:05:24 PM »

Lots of Tranny escorts in Dubai, India.

Srs...

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2013, 10:19:17 PM »

Brilliant

IronMeister · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2013, 11:53:17 PM »

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2013, 12:50:49 AM »

holy s...

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2013, 01:07:28 AM »

Ahmed was posing for camera

again,

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2013, 02:19:53 AM »

A screenshot of the ad, just in case it is censored.

BIG_STI · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2013, 06:11:09 AM »

classic getbig reminds me of the old days

Kahn.N.Singh · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2013, 08:02:31 AM »

Tbombz is a holey man who once spent a year in silence atop a mountain in Jerusalem to better understand the sound of his anus. His desire is to simultaneously unite a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim into one accepting orifice.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2013, 04:01:47 PM »

Ahmed = Arse of Arabia 2013 , 1st place ,

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2013, 04:33:43 PM »

Quote from: IronMeister on June 25, 2013, 11:53:17 PM

lmao

IronMeister · « **Reply #20 on:** June 27, 2013, 08:43:09 AM »

Archer77 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 27, 2013, 08:49:46 AM »

Hahaha. Brilliant work.

Borracho · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2013, 02:45:15 PM »

Great reporting bros I'm looking forward to the next edition.

Btw, I'm convinced this column is based on factual evidence.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #23 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:32:38 AM »

Great place to gulp down a protein sheik..

cephissus · « **Reply #24 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:43:41 AM »

Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on June 26, 2013, 08:02:31 AM

Tbombz is a holey man who once spent a year in silence atop a mountain in Jerusalem to better understand the sound of his anus. His desire is to simultaneously unite a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim into one accepting orifice.