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Title: Finding the hole
Post by: the trainer on June 26, 2013, 11:02:54 AM
Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Nomad on June 26, 2013, 11:05:43 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Archer77 on June 26, 2013, 11:28:29 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.

Haha
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: gym**rat on June 26, 2013, 11:29:45 AM
I always let my wife guide me in. That way it is her choice on which hole I get that night. Of course I don't care which because I just want to nut.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 26, 2013, 11:30:15 AM
Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.

Our 7th grade health teacher was kind of freaky (fresh out of college), she told us girls had "a girl hole, and a boy hole".

I still don't know what the fuck that meant.  
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:34:01 AM
i fucked a girl for a while that had big pussy lips , it was hard to get my shit in it all the time, i had to not only pull the curtains open but finger it to get it the shades wet enough to slide in

so i always fucked with the lights on made it easier
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: gym**rat on June 26, 2013, 11:37:10 AM
i fucked a girl for a while that had big pussy lips , it was hard to get my shit in it all the time, i had to not only pull the curtains open but finger it to get it the shades wet enough to slide in

so i always fucked with the lights on made it easier

Why didn't you pull out some hedgetrimmers and cut those meat curtains down?
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: deceiver on June 26, 2013, 11:39:20 AM
Comes with experience. After a year with same girl (on cycle) I could do that blindfolded and drunk.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:39:29 AM
Why didn't you pull out some hedgetrimmers and cut those meat curtains down?

i think she is kinda attached to them
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 11:40:04 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.

hahaha   he walked right into that one
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Archer77 on June 26, 2013, 11:40:36 AM
i fucked a girl for a while that had big pussy lips , it was hard to get my shit in it all the time, i had to not only pull the curtains open but finger it to get it the shades wet enough to slide in

so i always fucked with the lights on made it easier

This is a real issue.  I've experienced it myself. 
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: gym**rat on June 26, 2013, 11:42:43 AM
i think she is kinda attached to them

When you ate her pussy did you feel like a puppy chewing on a pigs ear?
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:46:24 AM
When you ate her pussy did you feel like a puppy chewing on a pigs ear?

hahaha , yea kinda felt like slurping on a cup of noodles



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Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Deadpool on June 26, 2013, 11:46:54 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 11:47:44 AM
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Gray nail polish.
Department store "artwork" on the wall.

Would not hit.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: chaos on June 26, 2013, 11:55:12 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
;D
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: gym**rat on June 26, 2013, 11:57:38 AM
hahaha , yea kinda felt like slurping on a cup of noodles



More like these noodles right?

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Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: JasonH on June 26, 2013, 11:58:09 AM
Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.

Request they put the light on in the cubicle next door then.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: the trainer on June 26, 2013, 12:11:30 PM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.

So when your boyfriend farts on your dick does it push you out and how do you deal with the stink.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Archer77 on June 26, 2013, 12:17:02 PM
So when your boyfriend farts on your dick does it push you out and how do you deal with the stink.

There is a more appropriate forum to compare notes.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: calfzilla on June 26, 2013, 12:21:06 PM
Grab the other guys dick and let it lead you to the hole. I never have sex just me and a woman, don't trust those things. Always team up with another fella.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 12:26:22 PM
I just yell "Get in the hole" like they do in golf.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 26, 2013, 12:31:07 PM
If you have a really stiff cock, thrust hard enough and there's sufficient lubrication your dick will penetrate something.  Man up pussies
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: dr.chimps on June 26, 2013, 12:33:30 PM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
Ha! Done in one.  ;D
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 26, 2013, 12:37:19 PM
Why the fuck are you banging with the lights off? What kind of pigs are you guys fucking?  Or is it you, trainer? Are you the type that wears a shirt at the pool?
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: the trainer on June 26, 2013, 01:11:04 PM
Why the fuck are you banging with the lights off? What kind of pigs are you guys fucking?  Or is it you, trainer? Are you the type that wears a shirt at the pool?

Do you think anybody is going to pay a fat slob for personal training, i am in shape thats what steroids are for.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: chaos on June 26, 2013, 03:07:44 PM
Throw some flour on her and bang the wet spot.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: anabolichalo on June 26, 2013, 03:11:51 PM
Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.
only in spoons position


Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: el numero uno on June 26, 2013, 04:21:45 PM
This is a real issue.  I've experienced it myself. 

Phew, good to know I'm not the only one  :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Archer77 on June 27, 2013, 08:02:39 AM
Phew, good to know I'm not the only one  :-X :-X :-X

Labia gigantica is a silent epidemic.
Title: Re: Finding the hole
Post by: Psychopath on June 27, 2013, 08:06:15 AM
Throw some flour on her and bang the wet spot.


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