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Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.
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Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
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Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
Haha
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I always let my wife guide me in. That way it is her choice on which hole I get that night. Of course I don't care which because I just want to nut.
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Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.
Our 7th grade health teacher was kind of freaky (fresh out of college), she told us girls had "a girl hole, and a boy hole".
I still don't know what the fuck that meant.
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i fucked a girl for a while that had big pussy lips , it was hard to get my shit in it all the time, i had to not only pull the curtains open but finger it to get it the shades wet enough to slide in
so i always fucked with the lights on made it easier
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i fucked a girl for a while that had big pussy lips , it was hard to get my shit in it all the time, i had to not only pull the curtains open but finger it to get it the shades wet enough to slide in
so i always fucked with the lights on made it easier
Why didn't you pull out some hedgetrimmers and cut those meat curtains down?
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Comes with experience. After a year with same girl (on cycle) I could do that blindfolded and drunk.
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Why didn't you pull out some hedgetrimmers and cut those meat curtains down?
i think she is kinda attached to them
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Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
hahaha he walked right into that one
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i fucked a girl for a while that had big pussy lips , it was hard to get my shit in it all the time, i had to not only pull the curtains open but finger it to get it the shades wet enough to slide in
so i always fucked with the lights on made it easier
This is a real issue. I've experienced it myself.
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i think she is kinda attached to them
When you ate her pussy did you feel like a puppy chewing on a pigs ear?
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When you ate her pussy did you feel like a puppy chewing on a pigs ear?
hahaha , yea kinda felt like slurping on a cup of noodles
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/galleries/twitpics/091207/kim-kardashian.jpg)
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Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
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(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/galleries/twitpics/091207/kim-kardashian.jpg)
Gray nail polish.
Department store "artwork" on the wall.
Would not hit.
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Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
;D
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hahaha , yea kinda felt like slurping on a cup of noodles
More like these noodles right?
(http://www.finecooking.com/assets/uploads/posts/5474/ING-lasagne-noodles-no-boil_sql.jpg)
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Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.
Request they put the light on in the cubicle next door then.
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Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
So when your boyfriend farts on your dick does it push you out and how do you deal with the stink.
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So when your boyfriend farts on your dick does it push you out and how do you deal with the stink.
There is a more appropriate forum to compare notes.
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Grab the other guys dick and let it lead you to the hole. I never have sex just me and a woman, don't trust those things. Always team up with another fella.
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I just yell "Get in the hole" like they do in golf.
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If you have a really stiff cock, thrust hard enough and there's sufficient lubrication your dick will penetrate something. Man up pussies
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Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
Ha! Done in one. ;D
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Why the fuck are you banging with the lights off? What kind of pigs are you guys fucking? Or is it you, trainer? Are you the type that wears a shirt at the pool?
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Why the fuck are you banging with the lights off? What kind of pigs are you guys fucking? Or is it you, trainer? Are you the type that wears a shirt at the pool?
Do you think anybody is going to pay a fat slob for personal training, i am in shape thats what steroids are for.
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Throw some flour on her and bang the wet spot.
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Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.
only in spoons position
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This is a real issue. I've experienced it myself.
Phew, good to know I'm not the only one :-X :-X :-X
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Phew, good to know I'm not the only one :-X :-X :-X
Labia gigantica is a silent epidemic.
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Throw some flour on her and bang the wet spot.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOL