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the trainer

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Finding the hole
« on: June 26, 2013, 11:02:54 AM »
Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2013, 11:05:43 AM »
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2013, 11:28:29 AM »
Quote from: Nomad on June 26, 2013, 11:05:43 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.

Haha
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2013, 11:29:45 AM »
I always let my wife guide me in. That way it is her choice on which hole I get that night. Of course I don't care which because I just want to nut.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2013, 11:30:15 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on June 26, 2013, 11:02:54 AM
Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.

Our 7th grade health teacher was kind of freaky (fresh out of college), she told us girls had "a girl hole, and a boy hole".

I still don't know what the fuck that meant.  
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2013, 11:34:01 AM »
i fucked a girl for a while that had big pussy lips , it was hard to get my shit in it all the time, i had to not only pull the curtains open but finger it to get it the shades wet enough to slide in

so i always fucked with the lights on made it easier
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gym**rat

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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2013, 11:37:10 AM »
Quote from: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:34:01 AM
i fucked a girl for a while that had big pussy lips , it was hard to get my shit in it all the time, i had to not only pull the curtains open but finger it to get it the shades wet enough to slide in

so i always fucked with the lights on made it easier

Why didn't you pull out some hedgetrimmers and cut those meat curtains down?
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2013, 11:39:20 AM »
Comes with experience. After a year with same girl (on cycle) I could do that blindfolded and drunk.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2013, 11:39:29 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on June 26, 2013, 11:37:10 AM
Why didn't you pull out some hedgetrimmers and cut those meat curtains down?

i think she is kinda attached to them
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2013, 11:40:04 AM »
Quote from: Nomad on June 26, 2013, 11:05:43 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.

hahaha   he walked right into that one
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Archer77

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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2013, 11:40:36 AM »
Quote from: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:34:01 AM
i fucked a girl for a while that had big pussy lips , it was hard to get my shit in it all the time, i had to not only pull the curtains open but finger it to get it the shades wet enough to slide in

so i always fucked with the lights on made it easier

This is a real issue.  I've experienced it myself. 
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2013, 11:42:43 AM »
Quote from: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:39:29 AM
i think she is kinda attached to them

When you ate her pussy did you feel like a puppy chewing on a pigs ear?
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2013, 11:46:24 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on June 26, 2013, 11:42:43 AM
When you ate her pussy did you feel like a puppy chewing on a pigs ear?

hahaha , yea kinda felt like slurping on a cup of noodles



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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2013, 11:46:54 AM »
Quote from: Nomad on June 26, 2013, 11:05:43 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2013, 11:47:44 AM »
Quote from: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:46:24 AM


Gray nail polish.
Department store "artwork" on the wall.

Would not hit.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2013, 11:55:12 AM »
Quote from: Nomad on June 26, 2013, 11:05:43 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
;D
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2013, 11:57:38 AM »
Quote from: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:46:24 AM
hahaha , yea kinda felt like slurping on a cup of noodles



More like these noodles right?

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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2013, 11:58:09 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on June 26, 2013, 11:02:54 AM
Whenever there are no lights on i always have problems finding the hole with my dick in the dark, do you guys have the same problem.

Request they put the light on in the cubicle next door then.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2013, 12:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Nomad on June 26, 2013, 11:05:43 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.

So when your boyfriend farts on your dick does it push you out and how do you deal with the stink.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2013, 12:17:02 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on June 26, 2013, 12:11:30 PM
So when your boyfriend farts on your dick does it push you out and how do you deal with the stink.

There is a more appropriate forum to compare notes.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2013, 12:21:06 PM »
Grab the other guys dick and let it lead you to the hole. I never have sex just me and a woman, don't trust those things. Always team up with another fella.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2013, 12:26:22 PM »
I just yell "Get in the hole" like they do in golf.
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2013, 12:31:07 PM »
If you have a really stiff cock, thrust hard enough and there's sufficient lubrication your dick will penetrate something.  Man up pussies
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2013, 12:33:30 PM »
Quote from: Nomad on June 26, 2013, 11:05:43 AM
Follow the sound of his voice or his farts.
Ha! Done in one.  ;D
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Re: Finding the hole
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2013, 12:37:19 PM »
Why the fuck are you banging with the lights off? What kind of pigs are you guys fucking?  Or is it you, trainer? Are you the type that wears a shirt at the pool?
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