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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on June 27, 2013, 06:12:35 AM
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The people of Getbig would like to know.
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The people of Getbig would like to know.
I think cswols waist has its own zip code
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Cswol doesn't 'wear pants' he SHUTS DOWN his nakedness.
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I think cswols waist has its own zip code
Are you saying that when cswol shops for jeans at TK Maxx, he avoids having to use the fitting rooms by opening up a golf umbrella in the waistband, bigmc?
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I think cswols waist has its own zip code
Are you suggesting that last time Cswol went to the tailors and had his waist measured, the tailor burnt 2500 calories taking the trip round him with the measure and needed rest stops every hour?
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Cswol doesn't 'wear pants' he SHUTS DOWN his nakedness.
lol ;D
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Dear CSWOL,
Recently I was at the gym attempting to get myself out of twink status. As I was going for 20 reps on bench with my max of 155lbs (20% over bodyweight) I was reminded of your youtube video and the impressive feat of strength. I asked a fellow gym member for a spot and during my set he grabbed the bar and made me rack it saying that my form was horrible. I mentioned that I was at the gym to "shut it down" and move the weight and grow. He walked away laughing.
What would you do?
Sincerely,
DesperateTwinky
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Thread getting shut down in.......
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Just sing this while you are lifting and you will get there in no time.
Sometimes I dream
That he is me
You've got to see that's how I dream to be
I dream I move, I dream I groove
Like cswol
If I could Be Like cswol
Like cswol
Oh, if I could Be Like cswol
Be Like cswol, Be Like cswol
Again I try
Just need to fly
For just one day if I could
Be that way
I dream I move
I dream I groove
Like cswol
If I could Be Like cswol
I wanna be, I wanna be
Like cswol
Oh, if I could Be Like cswol
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Just sing this while you are lifting and you will get there in no time.
Sometimes I dream
That he is me
You've got to see that's how I dream to be
I dream I move, I dream I groove
Like cswol
If I could Be Like cswol
Like cswol
Oh, if I could Be Like cswol
Be Like cswol, Be Like cswol
Again I try
Just need to fly
For just one day if I could
Be that way
I dream I move
I dream I groove
Like cswol
If I could Be Like cswol
I wanna be, I wanna be
Like cswol
Oh, if I could Be Like cswol
Bro, what homosexual gerbil crawlled up your tight ass? lol
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Bro, what homosexual gerbil crawlled up your tight ass? lol
That is the Michael Jordan song. But I put a twist on it for Krank. And the answer to your question...it was a small brown furry one with sharp claws, thanks for asking. ;D
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BigCyp is killing it. Haha
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I don't wear jeans if I do I wear like a 52
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I don't wear jeans if I do I wear like a 52
wwwhhhaaaaa?
I figured 36-38
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Maybe you should take up knitting and crochet
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Dear CSWOL,
Recently I was at the gym attempting to get myself out of twink status. As I was going for 20 reps on bench with my max of 155lbs (20% over bodyweight) I was reminded of your youtube video and the impressive feat of strength. I asked a fellow gym member for a spot and during my set he grabbed the bar and made me rack it saying that my form was horrible. I mentioned that I was at the gym to "shut it down" and move the weight and grow. He walked away laughing.
What would you do?
Sincerely,
DesperateTwinky
LOL!!!! This THREAd has potential!!!!
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I don't wear jeans if I do I wear like a 52
Only 20 odd inches off competition shape, living the dream!
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I don't wear jeans if I do I wear like a 52
Holy shit.
A 52?!
That's ridiculous.
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they dont sell clothes for people who weigh 280 and bigger at those little department stores, those clothes are for little boys.............pants i wear probly only dickies...........they make them big as fuck.
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Wow.
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Wow.
;D
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last cargo camo shorts i bought were 46
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I don't wear jeans if I do I wear like a 52
inches ? or is this some odd american measurement ???
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48 waist or 52 depends on the make of pants
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52?
lol
you aint finding jeans then at normal retail stores bro
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i dont shop at those stores i have to go to swapmeet, to find 5x and 4x shirts.................. i have a uniform i wear everyday..........shorts and a slingshot!
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Cswols wife only pegs one pair of his pants out on the washing line at a time for fear of high winds ripping the house from its foundation and carrying it away over the hills of L.A.
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my wife hates getbig forum................... .. ;D she rips me everyday for being on here, im a fucking soldier
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I don't wear jeans if I do I wear like a 52
no fucking way
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Cswols wife only pegs one pair of his pants out on the washing line at a time for fear of high winds ripping the house from its foundation and carrying it away over the hills of L.A.
This fucking post as me cracking the fuck up!!! ROFL!!!
I'm using that joke on some people I know in real life!!!
Holy fucking hell that's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Damn.
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Cswol, if you are having trouble finding camo shorts that fit, contact those "Duck Dynasty" guys. I've seen the show a few times. All they wear is camo and one of them is pretty fat. He sizes down his family all the time.
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Married huh :o
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52 waist is insane - he has to be pulling our legs on this 38-40 at most
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52 waist is insane - he has to be pulling our legs on this 38-40 at most
He's got to be trolling.
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Dr. Oz says weight doesn't matter, waist size is important as far as health goes.
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dr ozzy says, its just a shot in the dark
when its too late, theyll remember, theyll surrender
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dr ozzy says, its just a shot in the dark
when its too late, theyll remember, theyll surrender
Love that song - but come on bro - for real - 38-40 at most waist right?
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heres a pair of dickies cargo shorts that dont fit anymore
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dr ozzy says, its just a shot in the dark
when its too late, theyll remember, theyll surrender
;D
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the ultimate sin, what do you notice in the window reflection, a woman in a red dress and pyramids..............Bo om! Wiggs can i get an AMEN!
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Never pictured cswol as an ozzy fan.
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Wow. Just ... wow. Even in my fattest anadrol bloated, permabulker toady, 270 powerlifter phase I never got past a 38" gut, and even then I was a huge fat fuck. But unlike csmall with his weak-as-fuck , little bitch lifts I could total 2100 in single ply which I guess rationalized being a swine. I cant imagine being twice that fat AND weaker than most high schoolers. Damn
Amazing to have a waist bigger than your chest
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IVE seen ozzy and black sabbath like 3 times in concert
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Cswol I have a friend who is about 375 whale who wears 52" - no way you wear 52. Come on now
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Cswol I have a friend who is about 375 whale who wears 52" - no way you wear 52. Come on now
Agreed. Completely ridiculous.
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Im around 235-240 and I wear a 34. Not small I know but nowhere near a 54.
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i wear a 48 to 52, just depends on the make of the pants
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i wear a 48 to 52, just depends on the make of the pants
What size condoms do you wear?
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married................. NCN................No Condoms Needed
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My favorite from that album.
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you know CSWOL is a 80s music phenom..............alwa ys was for a reason!
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That album is so underrated
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journey to the center of eternity
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My shoe game is huge also
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journey to the center of eternity
With the muscle you have that is visible...I just can not see you wearing size 48 pants...Im thinking more like 42 inch at the most....
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Cswols wife only pegs one pair of his pants out on the washing line at a time for fear of high winds ripping the house from its foundation and carrying it away over the hills of L.A.
rofl
This is Post of the Year candidate
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i already posted a pic of pants that dont fit, they was 44
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Cswol is doing some reverse psychology on us...
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i already posted a pic of pants that dont fit, they was 44
Come on now - I have a friend who is 375 of pure lard who wears 52 - you are gaming us :-\
Just got the new Sabbath CD - FNG great!@
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i already posted a pic of pants that dont fit, they was 44
You need a name change to, Brickwall
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cswol has an established history of never lying or exaggerating anything on here so I'm sure his statements on this matter are accurate.
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I already posted a pic, you want a shirt tag too
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cswol has an established history of never lying or exaggerating anything on here so I'm sure his statements on this matter are accurate.
;D
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SHUT 'EM DOWN!!!!
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I already posted a pic, you want a shirt tag too
Point is my friend who weighs 375 and looks like louie Anderson wears that size and there is no FNG way you wear that size. This guy does not even fit in my Explorer!
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I have black man backside
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I have black man backside
And he has plumber butt - point well taken. ;D
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yeah im the opposite of plumbers ass..........
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swoliosis what is your suit measurement 48 x 52?
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man i dont wear suits................... .have to go to a tailor
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Just wow.
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tHIS IS DEFINATELY A TROLL JOB.
My friend wears 52% is a disgusting slob @ 375-400lb at least
No way - not buying this
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man all those years of heavy squatting gave me a mountain to defeat plumbers ass
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Post a pic of the current tag with the size, you posted an old one.
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Just from the bench video - no FNG way you a 52!
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Here's one of my dress shirts
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that bench video was a shitty angle..............that shit was garbage
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Here I am wearing the 5 XL dress shirt
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Here I am wearing the 5 XL dress shirt
No way you a 52 - no FNG way -
My boy is a disgusting blob like jaba the hut 400lbs wears a 52!
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From the pictures, I would guess around 40 max. Back when I was shutting the gym down my waist was 37.
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You see most races the majority except blacks suffer from small waist and backside, when u walkin around with a tank on your ass and bigger legs those 40 just don't fit
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52" is 4.25 feet in circumference, which is nearly the height of a legal midget.
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His waist is 52 but it looks 32
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5XL shirts look tight on him
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His waist is 52 but it looks 32
steve I know you have to be nice to your retarded fat internet friend, but seriously. no.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=483173.0;attach=523297;image)
Tapered shirts normally go in at the waist, I didn't know they made them tapering the other way.
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I know him in real life since 2000
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Here I am wearing the 5 XL dress shirt
No FNG way you are 52 in that pic.
Come on bro - you a Crazy Baby!
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No FNG way you are 52 in that pic.
his waist doesnt look 52, but his face does
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Love that song - but come on bro - for real - 38-40 at most waist right?
Why so hard to believe? ???
He holds most of his weight in the mid-section.
When i was the mid 240s, i got up to size 35-36". For some styles of jeans i could only fit size 37-38" because of quad size.
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SDS! (shut down son)
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52" is 4.25 feet in circumference, which is nearly the height of a legal midget.
why bring Lee Priest into this?
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Why so hard to believe? ???
He holds most of his weight in the mid-section.
When i was the mid 240s, i got up to size 35-36". For some styles of jeans i could only fit size 37-38" because of quad size.
uuummm - he says he is 275 now and waist at 52!
30lbs to 6ft frame adds 14" on the belly line? ;D
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He was 300 now he is 285
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Cswol doesn't 'wear pants' he SHUTS DOWN his nakedness.
This might be the worst post you have ever written.
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Here's one of my dress shirts
A pic of the tag on your pantalones, holmes.
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:D
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:D ;D
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Cswols wife only pegs one pair of his pants out on the washing line at a time for fear of high winds ripping the house from its foundation and carrying it away over the hills of L.A.
This nearly had me in tears, post of the year front runner for sure.
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Just left the gym did hamstring and shoulders, a group of 3 guys came in a bodybuilder was 5 ft 8 215 with 7% bodyfat and 2 of his buddies, I proceeded to shut the gym down when I shoulder side lateral the 80 lb dumbells, then curled the 100 lb dumbells, and racked them and said who's next, THAT'S how the gym gets shut down, that's how u workout....as I walked down the isle SWOL the fuck up! BOOM! The bodybuilder and his boys were SHUT DOWN!
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52 inch waist? who do you think you are, Jay Cutler?
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Damn.
This.
Holy shit.
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This nearly had me in tears, post of the year front runner for sure.
It makes no sense. His huge jeans would be a hazard? Lame.
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This nearly had me in tears, post of the year front runner for sure.
Me too, I don't actually laugh out loud at much on the internet... but that did it. Spit Pepsi Max all over the place.
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Damn CSWOL, you're asking for punishment. Come on man. Even when I was 272 I wore a size 40. So you're 8 pounds more than when I was at my fattest and you wear a size 52 jean? I don't even know what that would look like or where one could buy these.
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Damn CSWOL, you're asking for punishment. Come on man. Even when I was 272 I wore a size 40. So you're 8 pounds more than when I was at my fattest and you wear a size 52 jean? I don't even know what that would look like or where one could buy these.
Hello guys!!!!!! ????? That means he is a proud wigger. Duh!!!!
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Knee grow
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Knee grow
I'm not black. Punchline.
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Cswol you look small
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Cswol you look small
That's what she said.
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52 inch waist? who do you think you are, Jay Cutler?
Keith Hernandez
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what yall gonna do when i train with ct fletcher and mike rashid.................S hut Down!
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what yall gonna do when i train with ct fletcher and mike rashid.................S hut Down!
You have about 4 more shut downs. Then it becomes old.
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the shut downs dont end, when its a legitimate shut down.........training with ct fletcher and mike rashid would be a ..............Nuclear Shut Down!
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The only thing you are shutting down are your arteries.
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the shut downs dont end, when its a legitimate shut down.........training with ct fletcher and mike rashid would be a ..............Nuclear Shut Down!
The shut downs will end, if you don't learn the quote function.
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Cswols pants require so much cotton that some states are considering bringing back slavery.
(sorry Wiggs :-\)
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the most interesting man in the world..............quote s CSWOL, he doesnt quote anybody, but when he does...........he quotes CSWOL!
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Dear CSWOL,
Today I was about to go to the gym when my girlfriend asked me if I had to go. I train six days a week (like you) and want to get big and massive (like you). When she told me that if I go to the gym tonight rather than spend time with her that I would have to sleep on the couch. I got mad and told her that she better watch her mouth because I need to get to the gym and SHUT IT DOWN. She doesn't seem to understand the drive that I have for slinging massive amounts of iron.
What would you do?
Confused in Cape Cod
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the most interesting man in the world..............quote s CSWOL, he doesnt quote anybody, but when he does...........he quotes CSWOL!
You will die a quick death also. Do you have what it takes to last on Getbig?
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cswol shut it down again
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How about a Shizz Down.............yeah buddy, that has good ring to it too.
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fellow iron pumper in Cape Cod
in this situation you would have to mentally imagine yourself at the gym, ready to shut it down, but somehow was performing pushups inside the Y cafe, slanging ted cypionate cod power in the fish basket..............and play this while you Shut it Down.........then your special lady will crave and beg for the Shut Down 3 times a day!
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How about a Shizz Down.............yeah buddy, that has good ring to it too.
Makes no sense. Exactly what Patrick (on Spongebob) would say. Are you a crabby patty?
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Won't post a pic of his size 52 pants = trolling.
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I currently do not own any pants that fit, when you weigh 275 and above, regular pants arent something you enjoy walking around in!
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Here's an old pair of cargo shorts
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How about a Shizz Down.............yeah buddy, that has good ring to it too.
is that what its called when he ruins every thread he posts in?
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Dear Cswol,
I have a 5' standard bar, 5 #25 pound plates(3 are olympic sized), 2 #10's, and 3 pound dumbbells my grandma lets me use after she finishes her aerobics class. I also have a 1/2 used bottle of superdrol I traded for. Please write me a program to catch the swoliosis.
Your friend,
Unswole in Sheboygan.
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Here's an old pair of cargo shorts
No way. Stop. 38 40 at the most.
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It makes no sense. His huge jeans would be a hazard? Lame.
Do YU KNOW HOW SAILS WORK U DRUNK FUKHEAD??? TOO MUCH ALCOOHOL?
TOO MUCH BOOZEHEAD? CANT THINK
FUKHEAD ALCOHOLIK
HERE PIC, THINK FUCKHED
(http://www.gussails.net/pictures/J22_downwind_Cayman.jpg)
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the 46 do not fit him
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the 46 do not fit him
Come on do you know big 46 waist is? no way stop - stop - 38-40 max
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Come on do you know big 46 waist is? no way stop - stop - 38-40 max
Bigger than 40 for sure.
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He has 56 military pants his waist legs and ass are very big from being 300 a lot of weight has to be lifted to be that big a lot of food eaten a lot of PED taken dude is an iron warrior to the core I have
seen legends at the Mecca with him doing it to the bone not many people live the life that he does you have to give him that
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He has 56 military pants his waist legs and ass are very big from being 300 a lot of weight has to be lifted to be that big a lot of food eaten a lot of PED taken dude is an iron warrior to the core I have
seen legends at the Mecca with him doing it to the bone not many people live the life that he does you have to give him that
At my fattest I was about 235 at 5 8 and got into 36 jeans
No way he is wearing 52. I have a friend who is a disgusting blob almost 400lbs wears 52's
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I have seen him over 30 pounds bigger than this
he was body guarding in korea town for some gangsters
he was 300+
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I have seen him over 30 pounds bigger than this
he was body guarding in korea town for some gangsters
he was 300+
and my boy who is400lbs who is a blob is way bigger does not even fit in my car wears 52. Come on - no way 52 - stop this ;D
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Do YU KNOW HOW SAILS WORK U DRUNK FUKHEAD??? TOO MUCH ALCOOHOL?
TOO MUCH BOOZEHEAD? CANT THINK
FUKHEAD ALCOHOLIK
HERE PIC, THINK FUCKHED
(http://www.gussails.net/pictures/J22_downwind_Cayman.jpg)
Thank you, I also didn't get the joke, because of my broke english not because alcoholism.
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they dont sell clothes for people who weigh 280 and bigger at those little department stores, those clothes are for little boys.............pants i wear probly only dickies...........they make them big as fuck.
SHUT DOWN!!
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He's fatter than anyone i know.
Even at 257 pounds i wore 36-38" waist and i wasn't that fat.
50+ means you are obese.
8)
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I just posted a real ass picture, every pair of cargos 46 and 48 i blew the crouch out
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Cswol is a good man .
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Cswol is a good man .
agreed
and his taste in music is pretty good too
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Do YU KNOW HOW SAILS WORK U DRUNK FUKHEAD??? TOO MUCH ALCOOHOL?
TOO MUCH BOOZEHEAD? CANT THINK
FUKHEAD ALCOHOLIK
HERE PIC, THINK FUCKHED
(http://www.gussails.net/pictures/J22_downwind_Cayman.jpg)
Meltdown.
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This might be the worst post you have ever written.
If you wrote that, the whole of getbig would be shocked and send you pm's congratulating your first funny post.
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No way those are 52
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That picture is 10 years old I only weighed 245 there wasn't even training hard, right now I'm about 276 shutting any gym down I go to, fact
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That picture is 10 years old I only weighed 245 there wasn't even training hard, right now I'm about 276 shutting any gym down I go to, fact
If you ever come to NYC can you stop by to shut down my gym? ;D ;D
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theres some big dudes over in new york but my sheer drive and intensity can allow me to shut any gym down, i figure if i weigh 285, and theres a 300 lb and over guy in the gym, my sheer intensity and insanity i can still shut them down
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yesterday i shut down the bodybuilders at my gym, he was telling his buddies, that guys training is on a whole nother level, to take it to that level is a whole nother universe................ .shut down!
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cswol, you need to come train with me LOL....I bet in the gym we have a lot in common.
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what gym you at
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Cswol needs to go on a "SHUT DOWN THE USA" Tour of gyms and film it on youtube
Just have Arce film it from behind Cswol going in to various places and just wreck the place and leave and film the aftermath. ;D
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what gym you at
I train at Gold's in San Antonio, TX.....we could just have an arm or shoulder day and watch the free weight area slowly clear of all the betas LOL.
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back in the day i use to drive from arkansas down to laredo to go across the border and load up, i had the vet hookup, and then dr. cristalina over by the baseball park, sostenon was 4 dollars a rj, and primotest was 3 dollars, sten 2 dollars, thats back when scheering still made the bad ass primobolan tabs.
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3338675309 if i did that I would have to go full blast mode, that means take a bunch of shit, get up to about 305 take me like 4 anadrol a day, with dbol, halotestin, primobolan, enanthate, eq, masteron, sostenon, cypionate, deca, heptalyte, winstrol, test suspension, and some methyltest......i would shut any gym down period.
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back in the day i use to drive from arkansas down to laredo to go across the border and load up, i had the vet hookup, and then dr. cristalina over by the baseball park, sostenon was 4 dollars a rj, and primotest was 3 dollars, sten 2 dollars, thats back when scheering still made the bad ass primobolan tabs.
You could probably go just a bit further across the Rio Grande to Nuevo Laredo in Mexico.....I've known plenty of folks to do that stuff.
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3338675309 if i did that I would have to go full blast mode, that means take a bunch of shit, get up to about 305 take me like 4 anadrol a day, with dbol, halotestin, primobolan, enanthate, eq, masteron, sostenon, cypionate, deca, heptalyte, winstrol, test suspension, and some methyltest......i would shut any gym down period.
Would be epic - Just have a camera guy - pay the $15 day fee whatever - walk in and just go fucking wild for like 10 minutes and walk out.
Shut Down!
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nah thats what i meant, i would go across the border to nuevo laredo bro, i was 17 makin the 30 hour round trip, loadin up juice and valium, the good ole days.
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man aint no gyms gonna allow me in there to shut it down.........these days, i think im just going to have a shirt made that says.......powered by organon...........you suffer from NSS, your gym has been shut down......
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man aint no gyms gonna allow me in there to shut it down.........these days, i think im just going to have a shirt made that says.......powered by organon...........you suffer from NSS, your gym has been shut down......
Hahahaha yes!
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i already tweeted today is arm day..................all the twitter lifters tweetin they in the gym..............they got shut down! @CSWOLIOSIS
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ive been riding the bike 10 min a day and some abs............my waist is down to a 48!
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ive been riding the bike 10 min a day and some abs............my waist is down to a 48!
Im still thinking you are trolling us no way 48" Bro - my friend who is bigger than jaba the hut wears 52" and he is 400lbs of lard
40" at most.
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bro i just posted a pic of old pants earlier in the thread, here it is again
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Old pair blew the seams out of these
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3338675309 if i did that I would have to go full blast mode, that means take a bunch of shit, get up to about 305 take me like 4 anadrol a day, with dbol, halotestin, primobolan, enanthate, eq, masteron, sostenon, cypionate, deca, heptalyte, winstrol, test suspension, and some methyltest......i would shut any gym down period.
Bro, how big of a needle to you have to use? Guarantee 2" ers aren't cutting through your blubber.
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Bro, how big of a needle to you have to use? Guarantee 2" ers aren't cutting through your blubber.
(http://www.goodcook.com/images/72104_A_520.jpg).
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3338675309 if i did that I would have to go full blast mode, that means take a bunch of shit, get up to about 305 take me like 4 anadrol a day, with dbol, halotestin, primobolan, enanthate, eq, masteron, sostenon, cypionate, deca, heptalyte, winstrol, test suspension, and some methyltest......i would shut any gym down period.
HA HA HA....figures. Without your shit you would be nothing.
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Im still thinking you are trolling us no way 48" Bro - my friend who is bigger than jaba the hut wears 52" and he is 400lbs of lard
40" at most.
Pant size and waist size aren't the same thing. Some guys with 50+" waists and skinny legs can wear 38" jeans, under their gut. When I am heavy I cannot wear jean or dress pants off the rack, even with a 38-40" waist.
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ive been riding the bike 10 min a day and some abs............my waist is down to a 48!
;D
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that was a dream list..................im about as dry as the mojave desert right now