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Since I took this new job I've been quickly climbing the corporate ladder. I'm a combination of brains, brawn, and good looks. When I walk down the street in a suit and tie chicks walk into lamp posts as they're staring at me. Anyways this jealous guy at the office obviously felt threatened by my recent promotion so he started a rumor I'm on steroids, I falsified my resume. So it all came to a head Friday when these two office babes asked me out for drinks at 3pm. I was getting ready to leave so I could have a couple of pops and then give these office ho's the pounding they craved so badly, and this guy comes up to me in front of an office full of people and raises his voice accusing me of steroids, accusing me of office politics, saying he's been there five years and the job should have gone to him. So I smile at him then punch him in the solar plexus and watch him crumble in front of everyone. I then took off with the office girls. Today I will find out where things stand at work.
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micky spillane would be proud mike hammer. can't wait to see what happens on next weeks episode. ::)
this is what happens... your fired for violence in the work place and your arrested for assault. jail time then civil court... your outta a lot of loot you don't have. now go cut the grass before your momma takes away your xbox time.
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that's brutal YAGR, you're becoming a tycoon overnight!
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Great imagination Jon Harridan
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that's brutal YAGR, you're becoming a tycoon overnight!
HAHA, I almost choked on my oatmeal, you bastard ;D
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HAHA, I almost choked on my oatmeal, you bastard ;D
Topic fixed
I got laid by a guy at work on Friday...
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UPDATE: I just came out of a meeting with the guy I banged out, the human resources director and my manager. The punk told his side of the story, I told my side of the story and I let everyone know I have a one punch policy. I have been suspended indefinitely while they "explore their options." That's alright though. I'm going to the beach to peel.
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UPDATE: I just came out of a meeting with the guy I banged out, the human resources director and my manager. The punk told his side of the story, I told my side of the story and I let everyone know I have a one punch policy. I have been suspended indefinitely while they "explore their options." That's alright though. I'm going to the beach to peel.
"Climbing" the corporate ladder one punch at a time..
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UPDATE: I just came out of a meeting with the guy I banged out, the human resources director and my manager. The punk told his side of the story, I told my side of the story and I let everyone know I have a one punch policy. I have been suspended indefinitely while they "explore their options." That's alright though. I'm going to the beach to peel.
are you gonna give the gal/no one "diet" a run brosef?
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did you pound the two office chicks
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lmao lolooll ;D that was awesome bro, you showed that fucken prick up 8)
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so I read that as you had sex with a guy at the office
good work
your Average Gym Fag
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raise your hands at work and your sacked.... but this never took place in the 1st place so im sure youl be ok champ!
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raise your hands at work and your sacked.... but this never took place in the 1st place so im sure youl be ok champ!
It happened and they can fire me all they want. Besides, it's summertime. I belong on the beach peeled and putting this ten pack on display.
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It never happened and they? can fire me all they want. Besides, it's summertime i wish i had a job ,girl and a physique to show off on the beach... ahh, best stick to daydreaming and posting on here..
fixed for truth
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It happened and they can fire me all they want. Besides, it's summertime. I belong on the beach peeled and putting this ten pack on display.
word
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hey nice work bro.
have fun kicking sand in the face of those skinnified jean wear haters populating the beach
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Since I took this new job I've been quickly climbing the corporate ladder. I'm a combination of brains, brawn, and good looks. When I walk down the street in a suit and tie chicks walk into lamp posts as they're staring at me. Anyways this jealous guy at the office obviously felt threatened by my recent promotion so he started a rumor I'm on steroids, I falsified my resume. So it all came to a head Friday when these two office babes asked me out for drinks at 3pm. I was getting ready to leave so I could have a couple of pops and then give these office ho's the pounding they craved so badly, and this guy comes up to me in front of an office full of people and raises his voice accusing me of steroids, accusing me of office politics, saying he's been there five years and the job should have gone to him. So I smile at him then punch him in the solar plexus and watch him crumble in front of everyone. I then took off with the office girls. Today I will find out where things stand at work.
your excuse should be "i patted him in stomach just jokin around. must've tapped his liver. it felt swollen and enlarged.. does he drink a lot? he should get that checked out.. if we know he has a drinking problem, do we have to pay for rehab?"
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UPDATE: I just came out of a meeting with the guy I banged out, the human resources director and my manager. The punk told his side of the story, I told my side of the story and I let everyone know I have a one punch policy. I have been suspended indefinitely while they "explore their options." That's alright though. I'm going to the beach to peel.
Nice work.
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Deja Vu
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UPDATE: I just came out of a meeting with the guy I banged out, the human resources director and my manager. The punk told his side of the story, I told my side of the story and I let everyone know I have a one punch policy. I have been suspended indefinitely while they "explore their options." That's alright though. I'm going to the beach to peel.
Hope you wear a condom when you banged him out, fag.
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Hope you wear a condom when you banged him out, fag.
Haha, no shit, can't believe it took that many replies to get that answer.
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op is out of a job now
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Deja Vu
Very trainerish...
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What a load of curry diarrhea.
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;)let's see what i can make up to impress the boyz. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hope you wear a condom when you banged him out, fag.
You're not still mad about Zimmerman....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Cant believe the dumbasses who actually believe his story... ::)
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Cant believe the dumbasses who actually believe his story... ::)
You got issues son?
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If he was fool enough to begin giving you crap in front of everyone, laughing at him would have been enough to put him in his place. Why lose your job over some office moron you could confront outside of work.
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Since I took this new job I've been quickly climbing the corporate ladder. I'm a combination of brains, brawn, and good looks. When I walk down the street in a suit and tie chicks walk into lamp posts as they're staring at me. Anyways this jealous guy at the office obviously felt threatened by my recent promotion so he started a rumor I'm on steroids, I falsified my resume. So it all came to a head Friday when these two office babes asked me out for drinks at 3pm. I was getting ready to leave so I could have a couple of pops and then give these office ho's the pounding they craved so badly, and this guy comes up to me in front of an office full of people and raises his voice accusing me of steroids, accusing me of office politics, saying he's been there five years and the job should have gone to him. So I smile at him then punch him in the solar plexus and watch him crumble in front of everyone. I then took off with the office girls. Today I will find out where things stand at work.
Probably all BS, but if true that's a great way to lose your new job.
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Since I took this new job I've been quickly climbing the corporate ladder. I'm a combination of brains, brawn, and good looks. When I walk down the street in a suit and tie chicks walk into lamp posts as they're staring at me. Anyways this jealous guy at the office obviously felt threatened by my recent promotion so he started a rumor I'm on steroids, I falsified my resume. So it all came to a head Friday when these two office babes asked me out for drinks at 3pm. I was getting ready to leave so I could have a couple of pops and then give these office ho's the pounding they craved so badly, and this guy comes up to me in front of an office full of people and raises his voice accusing me of steroids, accusing me of office politics, saying he's been there five years and the job should have gone to him. So I smile at him then punch him in the solar plexus and watch him crumble in front of everyone. I then took off with the office girls. Today I will find out where things stand at work.
Did this happen at the "Local Debt Collection Agency" or had you already moved on from that pie job ??
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The only guy that YAGR will lay out is the inflatable rubber one that he has in his bedroom.
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Did this happen at the "Local Debt Collection Agency" or had you already moved on from that pie job ??
Ancient history. The Assistant Vice President Of Operation's wife fell hard for me at the Holiday Party and we were caught in a broom closet with my cack so far up her ass I was tickling her lungs. Needless to say I the company and I moved in different directions.
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Ancient history. The Assistant Vice President Of Operation's wife fell hard for me at the Holiday Party and we were caught in a broom closet with my cack so far up her ass I was tickling her lungs. Needless to say I the company and I moved in different directions.
What an unfortunate misunderstanding.
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What an unfortunate misunderstanding.
I'm flattered that you remember that job. My life is pretty fuckin epic.
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The only guy that YAGR will lay out is the inflatable rubber one that he has in his bedroom.
Lol
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Ancient history. The Assistant Vice President Of Operation's wife fell hard for me at the Holiday Party and we were caught in a broom closet with my cack so far up her ass I was tickling her lungs. Needless to say I the company and I moved in different directions.
I love having this guy back! Welcome back YAGR! It feels like Getbig again!
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I love having this guy back! Welcome back YAGR! It feels like Getbig again!
One of the better posters here YAGR is.
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Probably all BS, but if true that's a great way to lose your new job.
Haha its not even remotely true.. This guy lives in a fanatsy world just like poor Sucky did...
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One of the better posters here YAGR is.
agreed
but the dude's humor goes over most of these dumb-asses heads, as their pea brains can't comprehend what he's saying
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agreed
but the dude's humor goes over most of these dumb-asses heads, as their pea brains can't comprehend what he's saying
TRUE.
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I love having this guy back! Welcome back YAGR! It feels like Getbig again!
A lot of folks have come to me and begged me to come back and put Shitzo out of business.
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Since I took this new job I've been quickly climbing the corporate ladder. I'm a combination of brains, brawn, and good looks. When I walk down the street in a suit and tie chicks walk into lamp posts as they're staring at me. Anyways this jealous guy at the office obviously felt threatened by my recent promotion so he started a rumor I'm on steroids, I falsified my resume. So it all came to a head Friday when these two office babes asked me out for drinks at 3pm. I was getting ready to leave so I could have a couple of pops and then give these office ho's the pounding they craved so badly, and this guy comes up to me in front of an office full of people and raises his voice accusing me of steroids, accusing me of office politics, saying he's been there five years and the job should have gone to him. So I smile at him then punch him in the solar plexus and watch him crumble in front of everyone. I then took off with the office girls. Today I will find out where things stand at work.
YOU'RE FIRED!
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I've just put it through the bullshit-o-meter
it came back with this
Since I took this new job I've been quickly climbing the corporate ladder.
THEY MOVED ME OFF THE MOP AND ONTO MCFLURRIES
I'm a combination of brains, brawn, and good looks.
A COMBINATION OF 0/0/0
When I walk down the street in a suit and tie chicks walk into lamp posts as they're staring at me.
OFTEN THINKING WHY IS THE MCFLURRIES LAD ONLY WEARING A SUIT AND TIE AND NOTHING ELSE
Anyways this jealous guy at the office
THE DOWNS SYNDROME LAD ON THE MOP
obviously felt threatened by my recent promotion so he started a rumor I'm on steroids,
SORRY NOT STEROIDS..... GERMOLOIDS
I falsified my resume.
I PUT DOWN I KNEW MY FATHER
So it all came to a head Friday when these two office babes
TWO CRACKHEAD I FOUND IN THE GENTS TOILETS
asked me out for drinks at 3pm.
OFFERED TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB AFTER WORK FOR A FREE MCFLURRY
I was getting ready to leave so I could have a couple of pops and then give these office ho's the pounding they craved so badly,
OR RATHER PAY THEM THE 20 THEY ASKED FOR FOR MY FIRST BLOWJOB
and this guy comes up to me in front of an office full of people and raises his voice accusing me of steroids, accusing me of office politics, saying he's been there five years and the job should have gone to him.
HIS EXACT SPEECH WAS 'OOOH YOU ARE ON ROIDS AND YOU ARE INTO OFFICE POLITICS, I'VE BEEN HERE FIVE YEARS'
So I smile at him then punch him in the solar plexus and watch him crumble in front of everyone. I then took off with the office girls.
I SHIT BRICKS AND RAN AWAY- HE CAME ROUND TO MY HOUSE TO GIVE ME A PASTING BUT I TOLD MUM TO TELL HIM I DIDN'T LIVE THERE
Today I will find out where things stand at work.
I AM WORRIED THE DOWNS LAD WILL DUFF ME UP ON SIGHT.. HELP
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I've just put it through the bullshit-o-meter
it came back with this
Since I took this new job I've been quickly climbing the corporate ladder.
THEY MOVED ME OFF THE MOP AND ONTO MCFLURRIES
I'm a combination of brains, brawn, and good looks.
A COMBINATION OF 0/0/0
When I walk down the street in a suit and tie chicks walk into lamp posts as they're staring at me.
OFTEN THINKING WHY IS THE MCFLURRIES LAD ONLY WEARING A SUIT AND TIE AND NOTHING ELSE
Anyways this jealous guy at the office
THE DOWNS SYNDROME LAD ON THE MOP
obviously felt threatened by my recent promotion so he started a rumor I'm on steroids,
SORRY NOT STEROIDS..... GERMOLOIDS
I falsified my resume.
I PUT DOWN I KNEW MY FATHER
So it all came to a head Friday when these two office babes
TWO CRACKHEAD I FOUND IN THE GENTS TOILETS
asked me out for drinks at 3pm.
OFFERED TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB AFTER WORK FOR A FREE MCFLURRY
I was getting ready to leave so I could have a couple of pops and then give these office ho's the pounding they craved so badly,
OR RATHER PAY THEM THE 20 THEY ASKED FOR FOR MY FIRST BLOWJOB
and this guy comes up to me in front of an office full of people and raises his voice accusing me of steroids, accusing me of office politics, saying he's been there five years and the job should have gone to him.
HIS EXACT SPEECH WAS 'OOOH YOU ARE ON ROIDS AND YOU ARE INTO OFFICE POLITICS, I'VE BEEN HERE FIVE YEARS'
So I smile at him then punch him in the solar plexus and watch him crumble in front of everyone. I then took off with the office girls.
I SHIT BRICKS AND RAN AWAY- HE CAME ROUND TO MY HOUSE TO GIVE ME A PASTING BUT I TOLD MUM TO TELL HIM I DIDN'T LIVE THERE
Today I will find out where things stand at work.
I AM WORRIED THE DOWNS LAD WILL DUFF ME UP ON SIGHT.. HELP
I can tell by your archaic use of the English language you must be from England. Home of the rotten teeth, public school f@ggots blowing each other, and muslims and pakis taking over your streets. Bend over and take that muslim prick in your ass while you stuff your ugly face with mutton.
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top irony
you call us a homo
then make a comment on dentistry
clearly you spend a lot of time 'rating' men in terms of their looks.
you lying little no-mark.
nobody believes your shitty tale.
'average gym rat'
how about 'below average IQ mongoloid
please don't project your gay islamic fantasies on me. I'm not interested....... now these two birds from the office...... nothing happened did it.
;D
I notice you don't counter any of my points you inbred redneck mutant?
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top irony
you call us a homo
then make a comment on dentistry
clearly you spend a lot of time 'rating' men in terms of their looks.
you lying little no-mark.
nobody believes your shitty tale.
'average gym rat'
how about 'below average IQ mongoloid
please don't project your gay islamic fantasies on me. I'm not interested....... now these two birds from the office...... nothing happened did it.
;D
I notice you don't counter any of my points you inbred redneck mutant?
You haven't made a point. You're from England. We ran you out of here 200 years ago, then had to come over and save you from Hitler after Chamberlain went ass up face in the pillow for him. Now you cowards do the same for Al Queda. Good luck with that. NOTE: In terms of the "two birds" let's just say I've ruined it for any other man who tries to follow up after me. Those chicks call me crying that they can't get off with other guys anymore due to the enormous size and sheer girth of my mancock.
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I think you will find al qaeda have done far better on US soil than on UK soil
its great how you are anti terrorists after funding the IRA for years.
I am going to watch what i say now I don't want to be struck in the solar plexus by john holmes
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lets talk about how well you did in Vietnam then?
oops
gooks laughing at the land of the slave and the home of the chicken shit
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You haven't made a point. You're from England. We ran you out of here 200 years ago, then had to come over and save you from Hitler after Chamberlain went ass up face in the pillow for him. Now you cowards do the same for Al Queda. Good luck with that. NOTE: In terms of the "two birds" let's just say I've ruined it for any other man who tries to follow up after me. Those chicks call me crying that they can't get off with other guys anymore due to the enormous size and sheer girth of my mancock fact they have been put of sex for life by the stench of my ball sack.
fixed
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no pics either the OP sucks cawk all night long
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no pics either the OP sucks cawk all night long
POF All night.
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lets talk about how well you did in Vietnam then?
oops
gooks laughing at the land of the slave and the home of the chicken shit
That's the best you can come up with? The chickenshit is your pathetic shadow of a country. A laughing stock relic of centuries past. No economic or military strength. Go worship your horse toothed inbred royal family and tune into England'd national fucking treasure Jimmy Savile.
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your top bloke is a kenyan muslim
you should be proud
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from Liverpool
so only 3,500 miles out
as accurate as the US's 'friendly fire'
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aren't you wrong?
epic fail on the geography einstein
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"Top bloke"? This guy is probably not even British. Sounds like he's trying way too hard. Probably posting from Newark.
So you're saying that this "gee38" loser is as about as british as "Benny B" and "G_Tard" are n/i/g/g/e/r? That is, not at all?
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lets spot the two gimmicks
;D
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Since I took this new job I've been quickly climbing the corporate ladder. I'm a combination of brains, brawn, and good looks. When I walk down the street in a suit and tie chicks walk into lamp posts as they're staring at me. Anyways this jealous guy at the office obviously felt threatened by my recent promotion so he started a rumor I'm on steroids, I falsified my resume. So it all came to a head Friday when these two office babes asked me out for drinks at 3pm. I was getting ready to leave so I could have a couple of pops and then give these office ho's the pounding they craved so badly, and this guy comes up to me in front of an office full of people and raises his voice accusing me of steroids, accusing me of office politics, saying he's been there five years and the job should have gone to him. So I smile at him then punch him in the solar plexus and watch him crumble in front of everyone. I then took off with the office girls. Today I will find out where things stand at work.
nice dream