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Title: Russell Brand makes mainstream media look like fools. Hahahaha.
Post by: Wiggs on September 06, 2013, 09:04:22 AM
 
Loved it.  8) 8) 8)


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Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 06, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
Love Russell, made fools of those teleprompter reading idiots!
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Post by: haider on September 06, 2013, 09:17:28 AM
"She's a shaft grasper" LOL reminded me of Bob Chick's signature  :D
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Post by: JasonH on September 06, 2013, 09:21:28 AM
Very clever guy, a lot smarter than people give him credit for. You could tell the blonde anchorwoman wanted him badly after he turned her to jelly.
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Post by: bradistani on September 06, 2013, 09:28:06 AM
he 'hit it'. allegedly  :D

(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2232275.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Lauren-Harries-2232275.jpg)

In the day's weirdest news, Lauren Harries has revealed she had sex with Russell Brand way back in 2006 after meeting him on the Big Brother set.

She blogged about the encounter which took place in a Holiday Inn in Borehamwood, Essex, near the CBB studios. And it sounds PRETTY romantic.

Lauren claims that the comedian flirted with her after she appeared on Big Brother's Big Mouth, which he presented, and then later came to her hotel room and they got intimate.

(http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2249825.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/russell-brand-and-lauren-harries-2249825.jpg)

"It was 8.15pm, usually my time for changing into a negligee and cuddling up with my picnic, but tonight was different," she says. "Tonight I had a date. I had little experience of dating men in Britain, as soon as they knew who I was, they were frightened off, not because of my small fame, but because I used to be a man. Is this too much for as man to accept? I knew it would take a man with real awareness and strength to take me on."

She goes on to describe how she had a bath and changed into sexy lingerie before waiting for Russell to call up to her room. But clearly it wasn't everything she was hoping for.

She later tweeted: "I had sex with Russell Brand in one of [Big Brother production company] Endemol's cheap hotels. Although Russell thinks he's Jesus - believe me girls, he's not."

UPDATE: We've contacted Russell's 'people' for comment and haven't heard back yet.

However, Russell's just addressed the story in an offhand Tweet, saying: "Mum: You wouldn't do it with that Lauren lady- you hardly knew him! Me: To be fair Mum that's not stopped me in the past.

"With respect to the ol' transgender community, I didn't have it off with the antiques kid off Wogan. My favourite media lie ever though."

Over to you, Lauren ...


(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2179613.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Russell-Brand-spotted-in-West-Hollywood-2179613.jpg)
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Post by: avxo on September 06, 2013, 09:34:54 AM
Wow... he just completely destroyed them all. And made quite a few intelligent points while doing it. I'm quite surprised actually; I've never seen or heard him before.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on September 06, 2013, 09:45:16 AM
Haha, he knows how to control minds
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 06, 2013, 09:56:38 AM
The amount of pussy this guy must slay has to be off the charts...
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 06, 2013, 09:57:37 AM
he 'hit it'. allegedly  :D

(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2232275.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Lauren-Harries-2232275.jpg)

In the day's weirdest news, Lauren Harries has revealed she had sex with Russell Brand way back in 2006 after meeting him on the Big Brother set.

She blogged about the encounter which took place in a Holiday Inn in Borehamwood, Essex, near the CBB studios. And it sounds PRETTY romantic.

Lauren claims that the comedian flirted with her after she appeared on Big Brother's Big Mouth, which he presented, and then later came to her hotel room and they got intimate.

(http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2249825.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/russell-brand-and-lauren-harries-2249825.jpg)

"It was 8.15pm, usually my time for changing into a negligee and cuddling up with my picnic, but tonight was different," she says. "Tonight I had a date. I had little experience of dating men in Britain, as soon as they knew who I was, they were frightened off, not because of my small fame, but because I used to be a man. Is this too much for as man to accept? I knew it would take a man with real awareness and strength to take me on."

She goes on to describe how she had a bath and changed into sexy lingerie before waiting for Russell to call up to her room. But clearly it wasn't everything she was hoping for.

She later tweeted: "I had sex with Russell Brand in one of [Big Brother production company] Endemol's cheap hotels. Although Russell thinks he's Jesus - believe me girls, he's not."

UPDATE: We've contacted Russell's 'people' for comment and haven't heard back yet.

However, Russell's just addressed the story in an offhand Tweet, saying: "Mum: You wouldn't do it with that Lauren lady- you hardly knew him! Me: To be fair Mum that's not stopped me in the past.

"With respect to the ol' transgender community, I didn't have it off with the antiques kid off Wogan. My favourite media lie ever though."

Over to you, Lauren ...


(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2179613.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Russell-Brand-spotted-in-West-Hollywood-2179613.jpg)
Must have been high! He is a recovering drug, alcohol,and sex addict!
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Post by: thebrink on September 06, 2013, 04:03:08 PM
wouldn't be beloved as much if he had a southern US accent
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Post by: Army of One on September 06, 2013, 04:09:57 PM
Typical results of putting 1 average Englishman in a conversation with 2 average Americans and an english woman.
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Post by: _bruce_ on September 06, 2013, 04:16:07 PM
Typical results of putting 1 average Englishman in a conversation with 2 average Americans and an english woman.

Brutal dissolution of the Russel myth via anglo-saxon algebra.
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Post by: basil on September 06, 2013, 05:25:50 PM
Haha, he knows how to control minds

Haha.  He's def a master of body language, especially with the eye contact.  Watch his interviews with women.  He's constantly staring directly into the eyes, even going out of his way to maintain contact whey they turn away to blush or whatever.  lol.  Pretty funny, but the technique works very well for making an instant connection. 
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Post by: basil on September 06, 2013, 05:28:05 PM
Haha.  He's def a master of body language, especially with the eye contact.  Watch his interviews with women.  He's constantly staring directly into the eyes, even going out of his way to maintain contact whey they turn away to blush or whatever.  lol.  Pretty funny, but the technique works very well for making an instant connection. 

Being liberal with the compliments magnifies the effectiveness. 
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Post by: Army of One on September 06, 2013, 06:03:18 PM
As snowman said, I doubt there is a place or event in the world where he couldn't have a woman in bed within the hour, he's notorious in the UK for being in a bar for only 15 mins and taking 2 women he met 10 mins before in to the cloakroom on multiple occasions.
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Post by: Trapper_Slapper on September 06, 2013, 07:05:23 PM
Russell Brand is THAT negul. 8)
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Post by: Archer77 on September 06, 2013, 07:17:43 PM
Che Guevara is the worst example of misappropriation.    Every hippy chick I knew had a poster of that fool in their rooms.  Little did they know how much of a savage blood thirsty bandit he was.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on September 06, 2013, 07:29:59 PM
Sad that somehow this gimpy bitch is admired by "men". 
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Post by: The True Adonis on September 06, 2013, 07:32:03 PM
Not funny at all.  Horrible stand up.  He is no Carlin thats for sure.  He sucks big time.
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Post by: missile on September 06, 2013, 07:36:11 PM
Not funny at all.  Horrible stand up.  He is no Carlin thats for sure.  He sucks big time.

Jealous Christ hating Jew, just cos he doesn't serve your devil master.
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Post by: Marty Champions on September 06, 2013, 07:41:12 PM
you guys act like its impossible for you to rap a good game onto some hoes without flexing your muscles

he follows a certain criteria. constantly scanning for a joke once a minite is all u need to do keep everyone engaged on you. and chatter like women do just chattering about nothing being semi serious setting yourself to make a joke once a minite

the british accent is comical in its very nature. the arrogant tone of a british accent always keeps people on edge for a joke, they just know youre setting them up but dont know exactly when

american english doesnt have this quality unless you invoke a southern drawl or ebonics

a northern accent is very unfunny unfortunatly, its not good for stand up comedy. it doesnt have that feminine arrogant sound like a british accent
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Post by: Marty Champions on September 06, 2013, 07:44:06 PM
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Post by: arce1988 on September 06, 2013, 09:04:46 PM
  Where is SOWF APREEKA?    :D ;D
Title: Re: Russell Brand makes mainstream media look like fools. Hahahaha.
Post by: Gonuclear on September 07, 2013, 01:52:19 AM
Jealous Christ hating Jew, just cos he doesn't serve your devil master.

Nah, it's cos you are a dog-eating degenerate.   Still, I have to give you 44 troll points for ingenuity in turning that WWII surplus latrine into a bed. But doesn't the smell keep you up?
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Post by: dr.chimps on September 07, 2013, 01:59:22 AM
Not funny at all.  Horrible stand up.  He is no Carlin thats for sure.  He sucks big time.
Agree. Obviously a smart guy, and great with the speak-stuff, word-wise, but woefully unfunny. Go figure.   
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Post by: basil on September 07, 2013, 02:14:38 AM
Yeah, his comedy blows, at least on film.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on September 07, 2013, 06:49:32 AM
Still, he owned all their minds
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Post by: Mr Nobody on September 07, 2013, 07:04:19 AM
Agree. Obviously a smart guy, and great with the speak-stuff, word-wise, but woefully unfunny. Go figure.   
Benny Hill would crush him.
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Post by: bigmc on September 07, 2013, 07:12:17 AM
brand is very eloquent

his words flow like an old school english poet

he is better in conversation than in stand up
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Post by: DroppingPlates on September 07, 2013, 07:40:03 AM
Benny Hill would crush him.

This guy as well

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Post by: Mr. MB on September 07, 2013, 07:54:10 AM
Bright yes, clever yes, terribly funny no, NBC trolls.....no wonder they continue to reate last place in the media.
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Post by: arce1988 on September 07, 2013, 01:20:34 PM
  He is NOT even able to speak English. Horrible. He wants to say "I THOUGHT" but can ONLY say "I FOUGHT"


  It is SOUTH AFRICA


  NOT SOWF APREEEKA
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Post by: POB on September 07, 2013, 01:26:03 PM
Very clever guy, a lot smarter than people give him credit for. You could tell the blonde anchorwoman wanted him badly after he turned her to jelly.

For sure classic video. Green tie wishes he slayed woman half as good as brand does