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Title: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2013, 03:02:11 AM
How should one deal with Indians when hands are required to be shaken?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: The Italian Lifter on September 13, 2013, 03:03:40 AM
be evasive
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Knooger on September 13, 2013, 03:12:50 AM
Repeated nunchuck strikes to the skull.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Henda on September 13, 2013, 03:28:05 AM
Not just the wiping with hand thing, indian-paki race is filthy in general.
Houses normally filthy, one i seen had old metal bin in centre of kitchen overflowing with rubbish onto floor. Filthy people.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 13, 2013, 03:35:04 AM
Look for corn on their fingers.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: phreak on September 13, 2013, 04:03:47 AM
Do not stay at anything less than 5 stars there. The rest is disgusting. I had the misfortune last month to get food poisoning there. Life was not good at the work toilets... :-X
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: BigCyp on September 13, 2013, 04:05:10 AM
Look for corn on their fingers.

 ;D
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: missile on September 13, 2013, 04:07:07 AM
How should one deal with Indians when hands are required to be shaken?

FUCK YOU FUCKFACE
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2013, 04:10:08 AM
FUCK YOU FUCKFACE

What part of India you from, Ishmal?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: missile on September 13, 2013, 04:15:02 AM
What part of India you from, Ishmal?

I AM FROM THE PART TAHT KILLS CHRISTAINS FUCFACE AND KEEP THEM FR SEX SLAVE!
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: phreak on September 13, 2013, 04:15:22 AM
FUCK YOU FUCKFACE
Didn't I step over you in the street at some point?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: phreak on September 13, 2013, 04:16:11 AM
I AM FROM THE PART TAHT KILLS CHRISTAINS FUCFACE AND KEEP THEM FR SEX SLAVE!
Bro tip: Boasting about necrophilia makes you look like a hopeless loser.


TBH: at least your sex slaves wouldn't run away. So points for that.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 13, 2013, 04:16:35 AM
I AM FROM THE PART TAHT KILLS CHRISTAINS FUCFACE AND KEEP THEM FR SEX SLAVE!

Whats your favorite curry champ?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: missile on September 13, 2013, 04:17:45 AM
Whats your favorite curry champ?

MY FAVORITE CURRY IS WHEN I SHIT ON YOUR DUMB FACE! HA AHAHAHA
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Ace on September 13, 2013, 04:19:04 AM
I AM FROM THE PART TAHT KILLS CHRISTAINS FUCFACE AND KEEP THEM FR SEX SLAVE!

Pussy of one isn't white, he's a dirty, stinky paki.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: phreak on September 13, 2013, 04:21:04 AM
MY FAVORITE CURRY IS WHEN I SHIT ON YOUR DUMB FACE! HA AHAHAHA
At least wipe like a civilized person when you are done. Pretty hard in a country where toilet paper is hard to come by.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 13, 2013, 04:21:44 AM
MY FAVORITE CURRY IS WHEN I SHIT ON YOUR DUMB FACE! HA AHAHAHA

So you would eat it off my face?

Sounds a bit gay.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2013, 04:22:59 AM
So you would eat it off my face?

Sounds a bit gay.

They only reach around with the left hand, with the right is considered homosexual
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: missile on September 13, 2013, 04:24:09 AM
So you would eat it off my face?

Sounds a bit gay.

IF I WANT TO FUCK A MAN I WILL!  WOMEN ARE NOT EQUAL!!! STUPID AMERICAN!
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: phreak on September 13, 2013, 04:24:51 AM
Fun fact:

When visiting a number of offices in India (Chennai area) during a recent audit, they had "visitor toilets" in each building. Those were the only ones with toilet paper. Unfortunately that was the only difference. The shit spatters above the door -- ABOVE THE DOOR!!! -- were everywhere. Fucking disgusting. Hell, I've seen a guy pinch a loaf on the "sidewalk" in broad daylight. Middle of Chennai. At least he didn't wipe, which in this case may have been a blessing in disguise. :-X
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: calfzilla on September 13, 2013, 04:25:15 AM
They wipe with left hand so shouldn't be an issue since everyone shakes with right hand.

But even in the civilized world you should always be mindful and consider every hand to be compete filt!  Wash or sanitize your hands after every contact no matter who or where. People do a lot of disgusting things.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: phreak on September 13, 2013, 04:25:58 AM
IF I WANT TO FUCK A MAN I WILL!  WOMEN ARE NOT EQUAL!!! STUPID AMERICAN!
So in your sexual taste nothing equals a man?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2013, 04:26:57 AM
They wipe with left hand so shouldn't be an issue since everyone shakes with right hand.

But even in the civilized world you should always be mindful and consider every hand to be compete filt!  Wash or sanitize your hands after every contact no matter who or where. People do a lot of disgusting things.

What if its a one handed Indian amputee?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: phreak on September 13, 2013, 04:29:17 AM
They wipe with left hand so shouldn't be an issue since everyone shakes with right hand.
Except they then touch everything else with both hands. Oh, and despite rumors to the contrary Indians in general suck at eating with only their right hand. Even I did that better. The Indians just didn't put food into their mouth with their right hand -- they tore it off with their left and then transferred. Yeah, that's going to help! ::)

Quote
But even in the civilized world you should always be mindful and consider every hand to be compete filt!  Wash or sanitize your hands after every contact no matter who or where. People do a lot of disgusting things.
Indeed.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: calfzilla on September 13, 2013, 04:32:42 AM
What if its a one handed Indian amputee?

It's been years since I learned this in college but I believe even in US if there is an amputee you shake the right stub. Not proper to shake the left. I'm sure if one cared you could google the proper etiquette of shaking hands with disabled persons.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Parker on September 13, 2013, 04:34:00 AM
shaking hands with the left hand is taboo in post of the world
only westerners do not wash their bottoms after shitting relying instead on toilet paper and the right hand
there fore westereners are frequently percieved to be dirty -
then consider the effect of dairy products - to the non dairy consuming world (ie most) the dairy consumer smells rancid
Ithink that a lot of the world consumes dairy products--milk, cheese, etc. from either cow, goat, or camel.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2013, 04:35:04 AM
It's been years since I learned this in college but I believe even in US if there is an amputee you shake the right stub. Not proper to shake the left. I'm sure if one cared you could google the proper etiquette of shaking hands with disabled persons.

What if the whole right arm is missing?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: B_B_C on September 13, 2013, 04:40:40 AM
Ithink that a lot of the world consumes dairy products--milk, cheese, etc. from either cow, goat, or camel.

yes you are right, I should have qualified that by saying milk
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: calfzilla on September 13, 2013, 04:42:07 AM
What if the whole right arm is missing?

Not sure but I'm sure the correct answer is out there.  You obviously associating with too many disabled people, just ignore them.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 13, 2013, 04:42:50 AM
What if the whole right arm is missing?

Then thou must shake their cock.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Army of One on September 13, 2013, 04:48:43 AM
Then thou must shake their cock.

To shake or not to shake, that is the question
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Knooger on September 13, 2013, 04:53:30 AM
Then thou must shake their cock.

If that is true I'm gonna chop off my right arm.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: BigCyp on September 13, 2013, 04:56:22 AM
If that is true I'm gonna chop off my right arm.

Drastic measures just to give someone a blow job
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Knooger on September 13, 2013, 05:05:30 AM
Drastic measures just to give someone a blow job

Work on your reading comprehension as you give my joint a wiggle.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 13, 2013, 10:10:39 AM
Sounds like this "dicksmile" poster has received some rather serious head trauma after taking one too many cocks to the mouth.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: chaos on September 13, 2013, 10:35:41 AM
So you would eat it off my face?

Sounds a bit gay.
IF I WANT TO FUCK A MAN I WILL!  WOMEN ARE NOT EQUAL!!! STUPID AMERICAN!
nzmusclemonster....
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Chacka on September 13, 2013, 10:40:27 AM


yet another reason to abolish "hand shakes" in favor of "fist bumps"  :-X
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Knooger on September 13, 2013, 10:41:53 AM

yet another reason to abolish "hand shakes" in favor of "fist bumps"  :-X

Or maybe just wave and say, "Sup, bro?"
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: anvil on September 13, 2013, 10:50:35 AM
Lick their fingers, and if they taste like they're covered in shit then don't shake hands.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: HockeyFightFan on September 13, 2013, 10:52:01 AM
How should one deal with Indians when hands are required to be shaken?

Why the fuck would anyone ever come into physical contact with an Indian?

If they extend their hand in greeting, chop that fucker off with a sword.

Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Chacka on September 13, 2013, 10:56:33 AM
Or maybe just wave and say, "Sup, bro?"

better yet a simple, silent "nod" would suffice for most occaisons
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Wolfox on September 13, 2013, 10:56:44 AM
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Knooger on September 13, 2013, 11:10:03 AM
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.

The smart Americans take a dump in the morning and then in the shower rub the bar of soap across their anus several times, until the cock starts to rise or the vagina gets moist. At least that's the way I go about it.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: phreak on September 13, 2013, 11:13:08 AM
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.
As Western life expectancy is 10+ years more than in India I think we're doing something right.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: anvil on September 13, 2013, 11:13:59 AM
I just shit in the shower, saves time.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: BB on September 13, 2013, 11:21:42 AM
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html .

I think I'll just stay where I am.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Knooger on September 13, 2013, 11:35:00 AM
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html .

I think I'll just stay where I am.

Well, that was nasty.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Henda on September 15, 2013, 03:45:46 AM
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.

haha ok, lets all just squat and take a shit in corner like animals.
The reason you indians and pakis still shit on the floor is your county are too stupid and poor to build a sewer system. Dont try and make it out its for cleanness you wish every day you were sitting on a nice comfatble toilet as you squat in the corner of your mudhut.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 15, 2013, 04:01:24 AM
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html .

Holy Shit!

Hygiene of Peace!
(http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-17-560x420.jpg)
(http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-30-560x372.jpg)
(http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-13-560x420.jpg)
(http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-10-560x839.jpg)
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 15, 2013, 04:02:02 AM
http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-07-560x420.jpg
http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-06-560x375.jpg
http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-05-560x420.jpg
http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-01-550x412.jpg

Natural clothes washing area + sun drying clothes area + cow and sheep bathing pool + excrement flowing and mixing together.
http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-42-560x420.jpg

All pictures here
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 15, 2013, 04:02:20 AM
Then thou must shake their cock.
but no more than 3 shakes or else it counts as masturbation
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 15, 2013, 04:04:11 AM
Indians don’t use toilet paper when using the toilet, they use their hands. After defecating, you use your left hand finger to wipe the feces around your anus, and then use the water in the bucket to wash your hand.

The custom is to use your left hand to wipe your butt, so when you go into a store to select food, you mustn’t use your left hand.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Griffith on September 15, 2013, 05:11:37 AM
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.

The Romans and Greeks who had running water over 2000 years ago were using a bidet.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 15, 2013, 06:04:41 AM
I remember garebears "pictures from India" thread. No fucking way would I want to go there.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 15, 2013, 07:23:15 AM
India is fucking nasty as hell.  Makes Mexico look like heaven.  And that is saying a lot. 
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2013, 07:24:32 AM
(http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-07-560x420.jpg)
(http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-06-560x375.jpg)
(http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-05-560x420.jpg)
(http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-01-550x412.jpg)

Natural clothes washing area + sun drying clothes area + cow and sheep bathing pool + excrement flowing and mixing together.
(http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/india-photos-42-560x420.jpg)
Ahhh, China Smack, the epitome of worthy detailed oriented news.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 15, 2013, 07:30:30 AM
Ahhh, China Smack, the epitome of worthy detailed oriented news.

Just check the photos yourself, not many words necessary
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

They bathe in the same water where their cows shit, and even drink the water where corpses float next to them

Everything in the same area, floating corpses of cows and humans, feces, people bathing, washing their clothes and drinking the water
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2013, 07:41:33 AM
Just check the photos yourself, not many words necessary
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

They bathe in the same water where their cows shit, and even drink the water where corpses float next to them

Everything in the same area, floating corpses of cows and humans, feces, people bathing, washing their clothes and drinking the water
I'm sure many a rural Chinese do the same thing. Remember this is the same country that was importing pills made up of ground up baby fetuses to take for whatever reasons.
The same country that had bags of fetuses floating in a river.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: monstermunch on September 15, 2013, 07:55:56 AM
Haha yes, the gooks are disgusting.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 15, 2013, 08:04:57 AM
Haha yes, the gooks are disgusting.

Lol
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: orion on September 15, 2013, 08:30:41 AM
Indians don’t use toilet paper when using the toilet, they use their hands. After defecating, you use your left hand finger to wipe the feces around your anus, and then use the water in the bucket to wash your hand.

The custom is to use your left hand to wipe your butt, so when you go into a store to select food, you mustn’t use your left hand.


So this is a common bucket that twenty people before have used?  That must be really sterile.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 15, 2013, 08:34:26 AM
So this is a common bucket that twenty people before have used?  That must be really sterile.
A wonderful custom of peace indeed
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: G_Thang on September 15, 2013, 08:40:15 AM
How should one deal with Indians when hands are required to be shaken?

East Asians and hygiene just aren't synonymous  
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Mawse on September 15, 2013, 11:02:14 AM
Retarded culture that needs to be modernized , the Chinese have more people but at least do basic hygiene

Apparently they view hepatitis ridden shit on a cooks fingers as a "natural" food additive, but western processed food is dangerous.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 15, 2013, 11:03:58 AM
Retarded culture that needs to be modernized , the Chinese have more people but at least do basic hygiene

Apparently they view hepatitis ridden shit on a cooks fingers as a "natural" food additive, but western processed food is dangerous.

Hahaha yes, India gettin killed in this thread.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: RagingBull on September 15, 2013, 11:15:19 AM
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Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 15, 2013, 11:20:52 AM
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Wtf, how is one supposed to play on ones iPhone or read getbig in that mess?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: BB on September 15, 2013, 11:28:50 AM
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Fuck that, give me a nice western style bowl where you can get a nice spread, sit back and enjoy a good read.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Borracho on September 15, 2013, 11:32:29 AM
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Corn  ???
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 15, 2013, 11:32:56 AM
India is a dreadful place.   They still have the plague.  The plague?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2013, 12:01:23 PM
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No corncobs, or leaves? I could see using those in conjunction with water...but, your hand?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Knooger on September 15, 2013, 12:04:46 PM
What do the Indian people who live in America do? Do they wipe with their hand or toilet paper? I'm gonna guess they bypass shitty fingers and reach for the Charmin.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 15, 2013, 12:07:49 PM
What do the Indian people who live in America do? Do they wipe with their hand or toilet paper? I'm gonna guess they bypass shitty fingers and reach for the Charmin.

Not sure.  But I bet the women are bitchin the whole time. 
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Army of One on September 15, 2013, 12:17:02 PM
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If Indians are squatting ass to the grass everyday, why do they have the muscle mass of an anorexic in Auschwitz?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: RUDE BUOY on September 15, 2013, 12:18:52 PM
(http://www.funnyfails.com/content/picture/566)
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: BB on September 15, 2013, 12:19:52 PM
What do the Indian people who live in America do? Do they wipe with their hand or toilet paper? I'm gonna guess they bypass shitty fingers and reach for the Charmin.

My Indian friends all use paper and never make an issue of it, the old people do still watch and will yell at people if they use their left hand, even if everyone is abides by western bathroom habits.

I have have a feeling that a lot of it is class/caste based too, that Chinasmack article caused a lot of discussion amongst Indians, most of the expat Indians were like "I love India, but it's horribly dirty", etc....
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: RRKore on September 15, 2013, 12:41:57 PM
So this is a common bucket that twenty people before have used?  That must be really sterile.

Yes, and it's just foul.  Thai people, OTH, use a "bum-gun":
(http://www.memock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bum-gun-thai-squat-toilet.jpg)

(http://www.imnothome.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-Bum-Gun4-630x200.jpg)
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Tapeworm on September 15, 2013, 12:48:44 PM
Jainism.  Fucking savages.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: orion on September 15, 2013, 01:36:58 PM
On a related note, I have a friend who goes to Cuba quite regulasrly and he tells me you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down the drain cause their sewers can't handle that. In the hotels your're supposed to put the shitty paper in a bucket and they collect them every morning. Haha poor cleaning girls.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: calfzilla on September 15, 2013, 04:37:11 PM
On a related note, I have a friend who goes to Cuba quite regulasrly and he tells me you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down the drain cause their sewers can't handle that. In the hotels your're supposed to put the shitty paper in a bucket and they collect them every morning. Haha poor cleaning girls.

My friend said the same thing about Ecuador.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2013, 04:48:35 PM
On a related note, I have a friend who goes to Cuba quite regulasrly and he tells me you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down the drain cause their sewers can't handle that. In the hotels your're supposed to put the shitty paper in a bucket and they collect them every morning. Haha poor cleaning girls.
may I ask why he goes so frequently?
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: RUDE BUOY on September 15, 2013, 05:01:23 PM
left hand asswipe of peace  ::)
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: orion on September 15, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
may I ask why he goes so frequently?

It's cheap.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 15, 2013, 05:55:15 PM
On a related note, I have a friend who goes to Cuba quite regulasrly and he tells me you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down the drain cause their sewers can't handle that. In the hotels your're supposed to put the shitty paper in a bucket and they collect them every morning. Haha poor cleaning girls.

How people don't see the western/European way as superior is beyond me. This is t a race thing, what I'm saying is the "European franchise" or way of life is just so much more civilized.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2013, 06:00:41 PM
It's cheap.
And the sex tourism... ;)
J/k...
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Wolfox on September 15, 2013, 06:59:06 PM
haha ok, lets all just squat and take a shit in corner like animals.
The reason you indians and pakis still shit on the floor is your county are too stupid and poor to build a sewer system. Dont try and make it out its for cleanness you wish every day you were sitting on a nice comfatble toilet as you squat in the corner of your mudhut.

I'm not indian or paki but you definitely are a dirty bottom westerner. The eastern squat method is superior to your ways. From cleanliness to ease of use it's better. Thats why hemorrhoids are so prevalent with you western sit shitters - you're in the wrong position! If you've ever seen a toddler take a dump you'll notice they squat. It's the easiest, most natural way to defecate.

Hope this helps.

Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Wolfox on September 15, 2013, 07:03:06 PM
On a related note, I have a friend who goes to Cuba quite regulasrly and he tells me you're not supposed to flush toilet paper down the drain cause their sewers can't handle that. In the hotels your're supposed to put the shitty paper in a bucket and they collect them every morning. Haha poor cleaning girls.

I actually had a friend from my childhood do the same thing here in the US. One time he spent the night at my house and asked why we didn't have a trashcan in the bathroom for toilet paper.  ??? I dunno if it was a cultural thing he carried over from his parents being immigrants or if it was because he lived in a trailer park with poor plumbing.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Henda on September 16, 2013, 03:22:13 AM
I'm not indian or paki but you definitely are a dirty bottom westerner. The eastern squat method is superior to your ways. From cleanliness to ease of use it's better. Thats why hemorrhoids are so prevalent with you western sit shitters - you're in the wrong position! If you've ever seen a toddler take a dump you'll notice they squat. It's the easiest, most natural way to defecate.

Hope this helps.



fact is if they had toilets they wouldnt be taking a shit in the corner.
Even romans sat up akin to a modern toilet in their community toilets.
Easteners are just pure filth and never felt the need to develop past the point of taking a shit in the corner of their living room and are content being animals.
Toilet paper plus wet wips clean you fine.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: randy841 on September 17, 2013, 10:26:50 PM
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.

The white trash from Britain has yet to conquer the art of brushing their teeth.

Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: phreak on September 18, 2013, 04:38:21 AM
Yes, and it's just foul.  Thai people, OTH, use a "bum-gun":
(http://www.memock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bum-gun-thai-squat-toilet.jpg)

(http://www.imnothome.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-Bum-Gun4-630x200.jpg)

You actually see a lot of these in India as well. Which is why there is shit spattered ceiling-high. They have some good people (t)here, but as a whole it is, quite literally, shit. Glad I'm flying back on Friday.

Food is very good though, Noro virus be damned.  ;D Looking forward to spending the coming weekend strapped to the toilet again.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: phreak on September 18, 2013, 04:44:56 AM
fact is if they had toilets they wouldnt be taking a shit in the corner.
Even romans sat up akin to a modern toilet in their community toilets.
Easteners are just pure filth and never felt the need to develop past the point of taking a shit in the corner of their living room and are content being animals.
Toilet paper plus wet wips clean you fine.

It's a sort of retarded homeopathy. Any dirt: throw water on it. No cleaning, just throw a bucket of water on it. Maybe it gets diluted enough... ::)
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Parker on September 18, 2013, 05:16:23 AM
I'm not indian or paki but you definitely are a dirty bottom westerner. The eastern squat method is superior to your ways. From cleanliness to ease of use it's better. Thats why hemorrhoids are so prevalent with you western sit shitters - you're in the wrong position! If you've ever seen a toddler take a dump you'll notice they squat. It's the easiest, most natural way to defecate.

Hope this helps.


So, hemorrhoids are caused because one sits on a seat to defecate, and then wiping one's backside?
Hmmmm... Also...that way is NOT the best way to do the deed. And it is absolutely not the cleanest method either.
 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid)
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Griffith on September 18, 2013, 05:51:47 AM
In Europe, many homes have bidet's.

Meaning that toilet paper and water are both used.

I don't see how squatting over a hole, spraying water everywhere and then walking around with a wet ass is practical.

Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: calfzilla on September 18, 2013, 05:53:09 AM
Squatting is better as far as getting the shit out easier. I learned this camping in the woods with no toilet.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 22, 2013, 05:03:32 AM
I'm not indian or paki but you definitely are a dirty bottom westerner. The eastern squat method is superior to your ways. From cleanliness to ease of use it's better. Thats why hemorrhoids are so prevalent with you western sit shitters - you're in the wrong position! If you've ever seen a toddler take a dump you'll notice they squat. It's the easiest, most natural way to defecate.

Hope this helps.


lolleridiot
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Henda on September 22, 2013, 06:08:37 AM
It's a sort of retarded homeopathy. Any dirt: throw water on it. No cleaning, just throw a bucket of water on it. Maybe it gets diluted enough... ::)

Yes and anyone who has had kids and changed nappys and accidently gotton shit on your hand that despite repeated washing with anti bacterial handwash that the smell lingers.
These pakis willingly getting shit on their hands and just giving their hands and ass a quick splash of water are fucking filthy and covered in bacteria.
Title: Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 22, 2013, 06:23:02 AM
Yes and anyone who has had kids and changed nappys and accidently gotton shit on your hand that despite repeated washing with anti bacterial handwash that the smell lingers.
These pakis willingly getting shit on their hands and just giving their hands and ass a quick splash of water are fucking filthy and covered in bacteria.

I have a five month old and my index finger always smells like desitin.  ;D