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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2013, 04:34:00 AM »
Quote from: B_B_C on September 13, 2013, 04:29:39 AM
shaking hands with the left hand is taboo in post of the world
only westerners do not wash their bottoms after shitting relying instead on toilet paper and the right hand
there fore westereners are frequently percieved to be dirty -
then consider the effect of dairy products - to the non dairy consuming world (ie most) the dairy consumer smells rancid
Ithink that a lot of the world consumes dairy products--milk, cheese, etc. from either cow, goat, or camel.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2013, 04:35:04 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on September 13, 2013, 04:32:42 AM
It's been years since I learned this in college but I believe even in US if there is an amputee you shake the right stub. Not proper to shake the left. I'm sure if one cared you could google the proper etiquette of shaking hands with disabled persons.

What if the whole right arm is missing?
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2013, 04:40:40 AM »
Quote from: Parker on September 13, 2013, 04:34:00 AM
Ithink that a lot of the world consumes dairy products--milk, cheese, etc. from either cow, goat, or camel.

yes you are right, I should have qualified that by saying milk
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2013, 04:42:07 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on September 13, 2013, 04:35:04 AM
What if the whole right arm is missing?

Not sure but I'm sure the correct answer is out there.  You obviously associating with too many disabled people, just ignore them.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2013, 04:42:50 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on September 13, 2013, 04:35:04 AM
What if the whole right arm is missing?

Then thou must shake their cock.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2013, 04:48:43 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 13, 2013, 04:42:50 AM
Then thou must shake their cock.

To shake or not to shake, that is the question
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2013, 04:53:30 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 13, 2013, 04:42:50 AM
Then thou must shake their cock.

If that is true I'm gonna chop off my right arm.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2013, 04:56:22 AM »
Quote from: Knooger on September 13, 2013, 04:53:30 AM
If that is true I'm gonna chop off my right arm.

Drastic measures just to give someone a blow job
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2013, 05:05:30 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on September 13, 2013, 04:56:22 AM
Drastic measures just to give someone a blow job

Work on your reading comprehension as you give my joint a wiggle.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2013, 10:10:39 AM »
Sounds like this "dicksmile" poster has received some rather serious head trauma after taking one too many cocks to the mouth.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2013, 10:35:41 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 13, 2013, 04:21:44 AM
So you would eat it off my face?

Sounds a bit gay.
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IF I WANT TO FUCK A MAN I WILL!  WOMEN ARE NOT EQUAL!!! STUPID AMERICAN!
nzmusclemonster....
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2013, 10:40:27 AM »


yet another reason to abolish "hand shakes" in favor of "fist bumps"  :-X
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2013, 10:41:53 AM »
Quote from: Chacka on September 13, 2013, 10:40:27 AM

yet another reason to abolish "hand shakes" in favor of "fist bumps"  :-X

Or maybe just wave and say, "Sup, bro?"
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2013, 10:50:35 AM »
Lick their fingers, and if they taste like they're covered in shit then don't shake hands.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2013, 10:52:01 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on September 13, 2013, 03:02:11 AM
How should one deal with Indians when hands are required to be shaken?

Why the fuck would anyone ever come into physical contact with an Indian?

If they extend their hand in greeting, chop that fucker off with a sword.

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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2013, 10:56:33 AM »
Quote from: Knooger on September 13, 2013, 10:41:53 AM
Or maybe just wave and say, "Sup, bro?"

better yet a simple, silent "nod" would suffice for most occaisons
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2013, 10:56:44 AM »
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2013, 11:10:03 AM »
Quote from: Wolfox on September 13, 2013, 10:56:44 AM
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.

The smart Americans take a dump in the morning and then in the shower rub the bar of soap across their anus several times, until the cock starts to rise or the vagina gets moist. At least that's the way I go about it.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #43 on: September 13, 2013, 11:13:08 AM »
Quote from: Wolfox on September 13, 2013, 10:56:44 AM
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.
As Western life expectancy is 10+ years more than in India I think we're doing something right.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #44 on: September 13, 2013, 11:13:59 AM »
I just shit in the shower, saves time.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2013, 11:21:42 AM »
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2013, 11:35:00 AM »
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2013, 03:45:46 AM »
Quote from: Wolfox on September 13, 2013, 10:56:44 AM
Westerners are the dirty bottomers. Take a shit and smear it on your ass with dry paper and you actually consider that clean? lol

And the way you take a shit is all wrong. You're supposed to squat a2g which is a lot cleaner for the cheeks.

Funny how you westerners now think you're the epitome of cleanliness when you've just barely hopped on the daily showering routine within the last century.

haha ok, lets all just squat and take a shit in corner like animals.
The reason you indians and pakis still shit on the floor is your county are too stupid and poor to build a sewer system. Dont try and make it out its for cleanness you wish every day you were sitting on a nice comfatble toilet as you squat in the corner of your mudhut.
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
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Re: Indians use their left hand to clean the balloon knot after extruding a log
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