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Title: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 08:37:22 PM
She is a facebook friend. When I friended her I was still married at the time and she was with someone. But I told her, and she friended me. I remember details very clear. I was 5 and in first grade. She was a white princess that had to be mine. But I had an arch nemesis. A white kid. Robby and he was trying to come in on my broad and I didn't like it. He was a tattletale and storyteller. But for some reason she had eyes for him too. We'd chase each other in the tunnels and we were in the same reading group. I used to always pick her in heads up seven up just so I could touch her (no rapist). Those were special times. Well now Amanda is a mother of 4 and single...before you ask, yes the father is black.  >:( :D Anyway, so I guess she likes black guys. And I'm a single dude no kids. (Trust me gents I'll be well on my guard but you have to understand there are vested feelings with this. So tonight she's going out and invited all her facebook friends. I feel like now is the time to have my last gentile woman. Go out the same way I came in literally 30 years later except I wasnt getting any cause I didn't know what "any" was. Anyhow, my confidence is high, as am I, and beard is thick and my penis is hard. I'm locked and loaded ready to go.  

Please don't be so harsh on her she's a nice woman and my intentions are good. But how often do you get the chance to get with the first chick you ever had a crush and that like you back? This is epic. I hope no Hebrew ass gets beaten tonight cause I'm ready to go fist to cuffs in her honor.  >:(

Ciao! Now I know I'm being a funny guy but I'm serious about the details of the story. Wish me luck. ;D Oh yeah, Robby is now gay. Guess that worked out well for me now huh?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 24, 2013, 08:39:27 PM
Hit it and quit it homey
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 24, 2013, 08:41:10 PM
Good luck with your goals Milton.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Branchs Ears on September 24, 2013, 08:41:25 PM
4 kids?  At least you know she puts out.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: 240 is Back on September 24, 2013, 08:44:25 PM
Robby is now gay.

Look, just because I have spent ten years arguing about male physiques on a message board, doesn't mean that's the case.  

I just enjoy arguing shredded glutes like any other person.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Costanza on September 24, 2013, 08:46:04 PM
Looks good for her age, nice face. Go for it Brewsef.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: POB on September 24, 2013, 08:46:18 PM
Single moms are horney, she will think your hung cause your black. Your so in. I expect a last nights total destruction thread tomarrow with pics :D
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 08:47:49 PM
I gotta admit I'm pretty nervous fellas. This doesn't happen often to the Wiggster but she is my first memory of liking a woman so no matter how trashy you guys thinks she is, in my head she's a diamond (yeah I know I sound like a little bitch but that's ok). I hate being nervous. At least well have something to talk about cause shell either think I'm a stalker or that's the cutest thing in the world to remember all that stuff about her. And she's been posting alot of boo-hoo I'm single fuck guys shit on FB. That will not happen with the Wiggster. Oh no. I will melt her with vivid details of our earliest memories. She will be astounded by memory for detail and very touched and pleased that handsome, single, intellectual stud shows her feelling and they would be genuine. I will not make sex with her tonight. I will not. 
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 08:48:58 PM
Look, just because I have spent ten years arguing about male physiques on a message board, doesn't mean that's the case.  

I just enjoy arguing shredded glutes like any other person.

lolololololol
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Army of One on September 24, 2013, 08:49:03 PM
Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll strap on a black dildo and pull your head under a white towel.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 24, 2013, 08:50:11 PM
I gotta admit I'm pretty nervous fellas. This doesn't happen often to the Wiggster but she is my first memory of liking a woman so no matter how trashy you guys thinks she is, in my head she's a diamond (yeah I know I sound like a little bitch but that's ok). I hate being nervous. At least well have something to talk about cause shell either think I'm a stalker or that's the cutest thing in the world to remember all that stuff about her. And she's been posting alot of boo-hoo I'm single fuck guys shit on FB. That will not happen with the Wiggster. Oh no. I will melt her with vivid details of our earliest memories. She will be astounded by memory for detail and very touched and pleased that handsome, single, intellectual stud shows her feelling and they would be genuine. I will not make sex with her tonight. I will not. 

Lot of cuckhold porn being downloaded by fellow getbig bros as a result of this thread.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
Single moms are horney, she will think your hung cause your black. Your so in. I expect a last nights total destruction thread tomarrow with pics :D


lolololololol
I'm good in the meat department. Always have return customers.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 24, 2013, 08:50:51 PM
Look, just because I have spent ten years arguing about male physiques on a message board, doesn't mean that's the case.  

I just enjoy arguing shredded glutes like any other person.

Haha ;D. That is awesome.

Now I will get accused of being your gimmick again,  :D
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 24, 2013, 08:51:02 PM
She's a mudshark, you're better than this Milton.  
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: RUDE BUOY on September 24, 2013, 08:53:28 PM
Wiggs brethren this whole epic saga is TEH RUDE approved good luck to not that you will need it you crazy hebrew you
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 08:54:06 PM
She's a mudshark, you're better than this Milton.  

Actually I don't think I'd have it any other way. I just want to know about her and how her life has went. I'm intrigued. I know she likes Hebrews, that's a start.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 24, 2013, 08:55:21 PM
Actually I don't think I'd have it any other way. I just want to know about her and how her life has went. I'm intrigued. I know she likes Hebrews, that's a start.

Make sure to ask her top 5 Predictions for the O this year bro.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Ugly on September 24, 2013, 08:55:40 PM
I thought you were done with white women. You said only Hebrews from now on.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 24, 2013, 08:56:20 PM
Actually I don't think I'd have it any other way. I just want to know about her and how her life has went. I'm intrigued. I know she likes Hebrews, that's a start.

This ain't Glengary, this is fuck AND walk.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Knooger on September 24, 2013, 08:58:05 PM
Wait, you're not going to fuck a non-Hebrew are you?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Parker on September 24, 2013, 08:59:28 PM
Actually I don't think I'd have it any other way. I just want to know about her and how her life has went. I'm intrigued. I know she likes Hebrews, that's a start.
This how her life has went, she has 4 kids and is single. 4 kids by the same dude, or by different dudes.  She also looks a bit rough...you will be disappointed Wiggs...and I bet she is looking for someone to take care of those kids, or add a fifth one. There is not future in this.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 09:01:15 PM
Make sure to ask her top 5 Predictions for the O this year bro.

Actually, she has fitness competitors on her page. Maybe we can be the next Ray and Sally McNeil?

I will not bring up men in thongs as excited as I am about it.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Parker on September 24, 2013, 09:03:05 PM
Actually, she has fitness competitors on her page. Maybe we can be the next Ray and Sally McNeil?

I will not bring up men in thongs as excited as I am about it.
It saddens me that you'd leave Kai's side for this, this trollop! This is a sad, sad day...
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 24, 2013, 09:04:16 PM
This how her life has went, she has 4 kids and is single. 4 kids by the same dude, or by different dudes.  She also looks a bit rough...you will be disappointed Wiggs...and I bet she is looking for someone to take care of those kids, or add a fifth one. There is not future in this.

He is most liking just trollin' us anyway, but you are 100% right if it's real.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 09:04:20 PM
Look if it were anyone else with four kids I would say hell no 10 x over. This is intrigue. Perhaps I will be disappointed but its still cool to be in a position for this to happen.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 09:05:18 PM
It saddens me that you'd leave Kai's side for this, this trollop! This is a sad, sad day...

lololololololololol
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 24, 2013, 09:06:20 PM
Good luck Wiggums, but what happened to only dating Hebrews these days?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 24, 2013, 09:06:33 PM
Actually, she has fitness competitors on her page. Maybe we can be the next Ray and Sally McNeil?

I will not bring up men in thongs as excited as I am about it.

This could be epic Wiggs.

Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: el numero uno on September 24, 2013, 09:06:41 PM
With 4 kids she's not in the position of being picky but you're Wiggs so good luck man you will need it.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 09:06:53 PM
He is most liking just trollin' us anyway, but you are 100% right if it's real.


Everything I said is very real. Why do think I never said her name or gave you Robby's last name? To protect the innocent. Well I'm off. At least there will be alcohol.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 24, 2013, 09:07:21 PM
Damn this thread just got 30 posts in 5 minutes.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 09:08:06 PM
Good luck Wiggums, but what happened to only dating Hebrews these days?

This is the last gentile.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 09:08:43 PM
I'm off.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Knooger on September 24, 2013, 09:08:50 PM

Everything I said is very real. Why do think I never said her name or gave you Robby's last name? To protect the innocent. Well I'm off. At least there will be alcohol.

You're not a very good Hebrew. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: el numero uno on September 24, 2013, 09:11:29 PM
She's a mudshark, you're better than this Milton.  

lol
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 24, 2013, 09:13:12 PM

Everything I said is very real. Why do think I never said her name or gave you Robby's last name? To protect the innocent. Well I'm off. At least there will be alcohol.

One kid from someone else is a bitch, but 4? You must be fearless and a true Get Bigger. You can play point guard on the basketball team and take charge.  ;D
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: el numero uno on September 24, 2013, 09:16:41 PM
I've been dating a girl with 1 little kid for a couple of months now and it's a pain in the ass. I couldn't imagine dating someone with 4 kids, I'm not hating on th OP, just giving a honest opinion.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: chaos on September 24, 2013, 09:29:27 PM
She is a facebook friend. When I friended her I was still married at the time and she was with someone. But I told her, and she friended me. I remember details very clear. I was 5 and in first grade. She was a white princess that had to be mine. But I had an arch nemesis. A white kid. Robby and he was trying to come in on my broad and I didn't like it. He was a tattletale and storyteller. But for some reason she had eyes for him too. We'd chase each other in the tunnels and we were in the same reading group. I used to always pick her in heads up seven up just so I could touch her (no rapist). Those were special times. Well now Amanda is a mother of 4 and single...before you ask, yes the father is black.  >:( :D Anyway, so I guess she likes black guys. And I'm a single dude no kids. (Trust me gents I'll be well on my guard but you have to understand there are vested feelings with this. So tonight she's going out and invited all her facebook friends. I feel like now is the time to have my last gentile woman. Go out the same way I came in literally 30 years later except I wasnt getting any cause I didn't know what "any" was. Anyhow, my confidence is high, as am I, and beard is thick and my penis is hard. I'm locked and loaded ready to go.  

Please don't be so harsh on her she's a nice woman and my intentions are good. But how often do you get the chance to get with the first chick you ever had a crush and that like you back? This is epic. I hope no Hebrew ass gets beaten tonight cause I'm ready to go fist to cuffs in her honor.  >:(

Ciao! Now I know I'm being a funny guy but I'm serious about the details of the story. Wish me luck. ;D Oh yeah, Robby is now gay. Guess that worked out well for me now huh?
There will come a point in life when you'll have to make a choice to start dating a woman with children. Earlier if you're in America. The older you get obviously the more likely with will be a women will have children. My limit is 1. That's it.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: RUDE BUOY on September 24, 2013, 09:32:31 PM

Chaos skewlen with knowledge in this thread
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: O.Z. on September 24, 2013, 09:38:18 PM
Somehow I have a feeling you will end up drunk that night and wake up in the morning next to Robby.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: RUDE BUOY on September 24, 2013, 09:40:46 PM
Somehow I have a feeling you will end up drunk that night and wake up in the morning next to Robby.
poor wigguns and he probably woulda caught instead of pitched if drunk  :'(
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 24, 2013, 09:41:39 PM
I've been dating a girl with 1 little kid for a couple of months now and it's a pain in the ass. I couldn't imagine dating someone with 4 kids, I'm not hating on th OP, just giving a honest opinion.

My brother is in a crazy mess like Wiggs is talking about, and he even has a couple kids of his own. I can't imagine.

I have been through it twice with one kid, and it is rough depending on the situation. Getting attached to the kids makes it even harder when the bitch does something stupid to end it.

And women angle on you bad for money and everything else.

I've just left it alone for several months, but that gets hard too. But at least Redtube gets you of for free.  ;D
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Krankenstein on September 24, 2013, 09:42:37 PM
She is a facebook friend. When I friended her I was still married at the time and she was with someone. But I told her, and she friended me. I remember details very clear. I was 5 and in first grade. She was a white princess that had to be mine. But I had an arch nemesis. A white kid. Robby and he was trying to come in on my broad and I didn't like it. He was a tattletale and storyteller. But for some reason she had eyes for him too. We'd chase each other in the tunnels and we were in the same reading group. I used to always pick her in heads up seven up just so I could touch her (no rapist). Those were special times. Well now Amanda is a mother of 4 and single...before you ask, yes the fathers are black.  >:( :D Anyway, so I guess she likes black guys. And I'm a single dude no kids. (Trust me gents I'll be well on my guard but you have to understand there are vested feelings with this. So tonight she's going out and invited all her facebook friends. I feel like now is the time to have my last gentile woman. Go out the same way I came in literally 30 years later except I wasnt getting any cause I didn't know what "any" was. Anyhow, my confidence is high, as am I, and beard is thick and my penis is hard. I'm locked and loaded ready to go.  

Please don't be so harsh on her she's a nice woman and my intentions are good. But how often do you get the chance to get with the first chick you ever had a crush and that like you back? This is epic. I hope no Hebrew ass gets beaten tonight cause I'm ready to go fist to cuffs in her honor.  >:(

Ciao! Now I know I'm being a funny guy but I'm serious about the details of the story. Wish me luck. ;D Oh yeah, Robby is now gay. Guess that worked out well for me now huh?

Fixed
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Parker on September 24, 2013, 09:49:40 PM
Look if it were anyone else with four kids I would say hell no 10 x over. This is intrigue. Perhaps I will be disappointed but its still cool to be in a position for this to happen.
You just remember the girl from back then, people change...she has 4 kids worth of change


Kai, needs you man, just imagine how Hulk Hogan pulled through his matches, he needed the strength of all his Hulkomanics...And Kai needs your strength.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: tommywishbone on September 24, 2013, 09:53:02 PM
Wiggs, your first love was my good friend IFBB Pro Joanne Lee?  I did not know that.  :)
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: el numero uno on September 24, 2013, 09:57:20 PM
My brother is in a crazy mess like Wiggs is talking about, and he even has a couple kids of his own. I can't imagine.

I have been through it twice with one kid, and it is rough depending on the situation. Getting attached to the kids makes it even harder when the bitch does something stupid to end it.

And women angle on you bad for money and everything else.

I've just left it alone for several months, but that gets hard too. But at least Redtube gets you of for free.  ;D

I prefer xvideos  :D

One kid may suck at times but at the end is really not that bad, and if you really like the girl it's worth the complications. But 2 or more kids from another guy... I don't like that idea at all. And if those kids are from different fathers... then she's probably a nutcase  :(.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 24, 2013, 10:00:27 PM
I prefer xvideos  :D

One kid may suck at times but at the end is really not that bad, and if you really like the girl it's worth the complications. But 2 or more kids from another guy... I don't like that idea at all. And if those kids are from different fathers... then she's probably a nutcase  :(.
 

It's my fIrm opinion that any guy willing to take on another man's brood don't have a lot of options...fuck that noise.

One kid....BFD...everybody has one kid...it cancels out.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 24, 2013, 10:15:06 PM
 

It's my fIrm opinion that any guy willing to take on another man's brood don't have a lot of options...fuck that noise.

One kid....BFD...everybody has one kid...it cancels out.

It can still be a tough game to play. I was dumb enough to get married to a woman with one kid. If memory serves me right, she was six at the time.

We had dated for awhile and set a date a year later. Things were going pretty well.

So, we go through the whole nice wedding thing and hit Playa Del Carmen. It was OK.

Get back home and hell starts up with her kids dad. She had whined a little about child support and stuff like that. Then I become aware of a vicious custody case that had went through the court system.

Shit went South over time and there was nothing I could do about it.

This dude was awful, and I couldn't go get him because he would have called 911 and had us in court.

Be careful with women.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: galain on September 24, 2013, 10:18:40 PM
Damn Wiggs

I looked up my first crush recently too.

She's a 250 pound disaster.


Regret the things you do mate, not the things you don't.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 24, 2013, 10:20:45 PM
It can still be a tough game to play. I was dumb enough to get married to a woman with one kid. If memory serves me right, she was six at the time.

We had dated for awhile and set a date a year later. Things were going pretty well.

So, we go through the whole nice wedding thing and hit Playa Del Carmen. It was OK.

Get back home and hell starts up with her kids dad. She had whined a little about child support and stuff like that. Then I become aware of a vicious custody case that had went through the court system.

Shit went South over time and there was nothing I could do about it.

This dude was awful, and I couldn't go get him because he would have called 911 and had us in court.

Be careful with women.


sounds like a very raw deal.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: AVBG on September 24, 2013, 10:21:59 PM
Good luck Wiggs
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 24, 2013, 10:26:41 PM

sounds like a very raw deal.

I wasn't perfect myself. Never cheated but did some dumb things.

But he had the girl just grill me on all kinds of topics.

I learned that he had taken videos of our daughter which where basically interviews about her mother. All kinds of other crap and submitted to an idiot lawyer that should have known it would get tossed by any judge, but he did it. Why didn't she tell me all that.

Then you get the in-laws and I'm sure lots of bros know all about that.  ;D
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Parker on September 24, 2013, 10:31:01 PM
I wasn't perfect myself. Never cheated but did some dumb things.

But he had the girl just grill me on all kinds of topics.

I learned that he had taken videos of our daughter which where basically interviews about her mother. All kinds of other crap and submitted to an idiot lawyer that should have known it would get tossed by any judge, but he did it. Why didn't she tell me all that.

Then you get the in-laws and I'm sure lots of bros know all about that.  ;D
The kid was a pawn in a bid to get back at the mother...
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Coach is Back! on September 24, 2013, 10:58:17 PM
I looked mine. She's about 5'4 and three bills. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: POB on September 24, 2013, 11:45:02 PM
I looked mine. She's about 5'4 and three bills. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Sir too much vino, past your bed time you have clients in the morning
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Lobstah on September 24, 2013, 11:50:58 PM
I don't mean this as an insult at all,  but she kinda looks like Iggy Pop.

(http://i2.listal.com/image/1776164/600full-iggy-pop.jpg)
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: cephissus on September 24, 2013, 11:51:22 PM
epic thread ;D

my biggest crush from highschool showed up on okcupid one time, still hot as hell, and seemed like a great match for me in pretty much every way (insofar as you can tell when you barely know someone).  induced many stupid thoughts reminiscent of wiggs op at the time.

as i was messaging her she deleted her account!  actually, this happened twice...

looked her up the third time, and she'd moved out of state

 :'(

 ::)

 >:(

 :(
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 24, 2013, 11:51:44 PM
She's a mudshark, you're better than this Milton.  

lolz
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 24, 2013, 11:57:23 PM
Wiggs, your first love was my good friend IFBB Pro Joanne Lee?  I did not know that.  :)

Is that the same chick?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 25, 2013, 12:04:20 AM
Wait, you're not going to fuck a non-Hebrew are you?

& she (if is female at all ;D) could be gray alien from Area 51  ::)
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on September 25, 2013, 12:37:28 AM
Your Rabbi is not going to like this  :(
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Skeletor on September 25, 2013, 12:53:03 AM
Goes out and invites all her Facebook friends? How many FB friends does she have?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: BDsauce on September 25, 2013, 12:59:30 AM
She's a keeper, good luck  ;D
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 25, 2013, 01:02:57 AM
The original Wiggs crush was white. Fact.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Parker on September 25, 2013, 01:09:25 AM
She's a keeper, good luck  ;D
She's got a future Fab Four starters...
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on September 25, 2013, 02:03:06 AM
I hope you find true happiness.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 25, 2013, 02:12:15 AM
Wiggs, your first love was my good friend IFBB Pro Joanne Lee?  I did not know that.  :)

It's been confirmed. .. same person.

This should be fun. You know because Wiggs never lies  ::)
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: RUDE BUOY on September 25, 2013, 02:12:42 AM
Wiggs is mia  :'(
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: TonyAlva on September 25, 2013, 02:23:07 AM
 ???
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: calfzilla on September 25, 2013, 02:45:17 AM
Thought you were done with white women and were strictly focused on Hebrew women?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Knooger on September 25, 2013, 02:46:44 AM
Wiggs is mia  :'(

She probably told him to get a job.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 25, 2013, 02:50:19 AM
She probably told him to get a job.


Maybe he told her he was "self employed" 
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Parker on September 25, 2013, 02:53:33 AM

Maybe he told her he was "self employed" 
That's "sub contracting" to you, bub.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 25, 2013, 02:56:28 AM
That's "sub contracting" to you, bub.

Ha ha....."self employed" is POF code for "I haven't worked in two years".
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Parker on September 25, 2013, 03:04:10 AM
Ha ha....."self employed" is POF code for "I haven't worked in two years".
"under the table"
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: V Man on September 25, 2013, 03:16:48 AM
She is a facebook friend. When I friended her I was still married at the time and she was with someone. But I told her, and she friended me. I remember details very clear. I was 5 and in first grade. She was a white princess that had to be mine. But I had an arch nemesis. A white kid. Robby and he was trying to come in on my broad and I didn't like it. He was a tattletale and storyteller. But for some reason she had eyes for him too. We'd chase each other in the tunnels and we were in the same reading group. I used to always pick her in heads up seven up just so I could touch her (no rapist). Those were special times. Well now Amanda is a mother of 4 and single...before you ask, yes the father is black.  >:( :D Anyway, so I guess she likes black guys. And I'm a single dude no kids. (Trust me gents I'll be well on my guard but you have to understand there are vested feelings with this. So tonight she's going out and invited all her facebook friends. I feel like now is the time to have my last gentile woman. Go out the same way I came in literally 30 years later except I wasnt getting any cause I didn't know what "any" was. Anyhow, my confidence is high, as am I, and beard is thick and my penis is hard. I'm locked and loaded ready to go.  

Please don't be so harsh on her she's a nice woman and my intentions are good. But how often do you get the chance to get with the first chick you ever had a crush and that like you back? This is epic. I hope no Hebrew ass gets beaten tonight cause I'm ready to go fist to cuffs in her honor.  >:(

Ciao! Now I know I'm being a funny guy but I'm serious about the details of the story. Wish me luck. ;D Oh yeah, Robby is now gay. Guess that worked out well for me now huh?

Haha I remember the first girl I had a crush on. It was in the first grade too. I saw her and it was like you see on TV where there is this glow around her and everything goes in slow motion lol. She friended me on FB a few weeks ago too. Unfortunately she's kind of a fatty now. :-\
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: MemberX on September 25, 2013, 04:47:51 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: dr.chimps on September 25, 2013, 04:52:36 AM
This'll go nowhere. FACT!
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 25, 2013, 04:53:13 AM
She is a facebook friend. When I friended her I was still married at the time and she was with someone. But I told her, and she friended me. I remember details very clear. I was 5 and in first grade. She was a white princess that had to be mine. But I had an arch nemesis. A white kid. Robby and he was trying to come in on my broad and I didn't like it. He was a tattletale and storyteller. But for some reason she had eyes for him too. We'd chase each other in the tunnels and we were in the same reading group. I used to always pick her in heads up seven up just so I could touch her (no rapist). Those were special times. Well now Amanda is a mother of 4 and single...before you ask, yes the father is black.  >:( :D Anyway, so I guess she likes black guys. And I'm a single dude no kids. (Trust me gents I'll be well on my guard but you have to understand there are vested feelings with this. So tonight she's going out and invited all her facebook friends. I feel like now is the time to have my last gentile woman. Go out the same way I came in literally 30 years later except I wasnt getting any cause I didn't know what "any" was. Anyhow, my confidence is high, as am I, and beard is thick and my penis is hard. I'm locked and loaded ready to go.  

Please don't be so harsh on her she's a nice woman and my intentions are good. But how often do you get the chance to get with the first chick you ever had a crush and that like you back? This is epic. I hope no Hebrew ass gets beaten tonight cause I'm ready to go fist to cuffs in her honor.  >:(

Ciao! Now I know I'm being a funny guy but I'm serious about the details of the story. Wish me luck. ;D Oh yeah, Robby is now gay. Guess that worked out well for me now huh?
Cool blue eyes! Good luck Wiggsy!
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on September 25, 2013, 04:55:05 AM
The original Wiggs crush was white. Fact.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: MP on September 25, 2013, 05:48:19 AM
WTF? Is this FaceBook? Post some pics of the meet-up or this is useless.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Marty Champions on September 25, 2013, 06:22:02 AM
the 6 little neegees
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 25, 2013, 06:36:46 AM
the 6 little neegees
Why are trailer girls most of the times hot?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 25, 2013, 06:58:45 AM
Can't afford food......smoke meth....forced gal diet ;D
Could be true.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: 240 is Back on September 25, 2013, 07:05:37 AM
Why are trailer girls most of the times hot?

no no no they're not!

there's that cool perception of banging a trashy girl and sending her back to the trailer barefoot...

we also think all country girls are hot, with the boots and cowboy hats.

having lived in the south, spending years in trailer park and decades in redneck country, I can tell ya... the really hot ones are regular girls playing dress-up to be cute, going to the country club.  If you go to a real trailer park, the poor hygiene and lack of dentistry and well, body funk from wearing 93 degrees with humidity all day in a double wide..... NOT hot :)
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 25, 2013, 07:11:30 AM
no no no they're not!

there's that cool perception of banging a trashy girl and sending her back to the trailer barefoot...

we also think all country girls are hot, with the boots and cowboy hats.

having lived in the south, spending years in trailer park and decades in redneck country, I can tell ya... the really hot ones are regular girls playing dress-up to be cute, going to the country club.  If you go to a real trailer park, the poor hygiene and lack of dentistry and well, body funk from wearing 93 degrees with humidity all day in a double wide..... NOT hot :)
I beg to differ 240, I hate the girls pretending to be something they are not to each his own. I think the trailer girl attraction is those girls are who they are no fake bullshit = honesty. I have had both more attracted to the trailer girls because of the reason stated.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: cannon_fodder on September 25, 2013, 08:16:27 AM
Did she put out?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: the trainer on September 25, 2013, 08:34:17 AM
When you are in the mood for something sleazy there is nothing better than a slutty trailer trash girl, i like to bang them as hard as i can, good fun  :)
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Hulkotron on September 25, 2013, 08:34:33 AM
Damn Wiggs

I looked up my first crush recently too.

She's a 250 pound disaster.


Regret the things you do mate, not the things you don't.

lol, sorry for your loss
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 25, 2013, 09:26:06 AM
Tread lightly Wiggs.

liked rearranged equals killed

Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: anabolichalo on September 25, 2013, 09:31:15 AM
up the AI's

call this an intervention
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: tommywishbone on September 25, 2013, 10:04:49 AM
I don't mean this as an insult at all,  but she kinda looks like Iggy Pop.

(http://i2.listal.com/image/1776164/600full-iggy-pop.jpg)

 :D  Iggy Pop is the greatest!
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: littledumbells on September 25, 2013, 02:15:31 PM
chasing each other in tunnels??????Where the hell did you live?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 25, 2013, 02:33:32 PM
So was the whole story with the pic bullshit?

Notice how wiggs hasn't touched this thread with a ten foot pole  ;)
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: the trainer on September 25, 2013, 02:37:13 PM
Wiggs please report on the sex or did you make a thread with a fake picture.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Natural Man on September 25, 2013, 06:14:37 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=494592.0;attach=536296;image)


(http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/2/22/48/2/@/154605-iggy-pop-637x0-2.jpg)
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Natural Man on September 25, 2013, 06:15:07 PM
I don't mean this as an insult at all,  but she kinda looks like Iggy Pop.

(http://i2.listal.com/image/1776164/600full-iggy-pop.jpg)
oh snap someone thought of it first.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: King Shizzo on September 25, 2013, 06:27:21 PM
i dated for only 1 time a girl looked almost exaclty the same.

absolute coked out useless whore.
Just like you.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Red Hook on September 25, 2013, 06:30:59 PM
Wiggy? what's up with the update?

4 kids? sex will be "like throwing a sausage in a hallway"  :-X
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: King Shizzo on September 25, 2013, 06:33:49 PM
Wiggy? what's up with the update?

4 kids? sex will be "like throwing a sausage in a hallway"  :-X
She will probably think he is huge with the lights out. Lower belly fat rubbing against the clit always does the trick.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 25, 2013, 06:41:57 PM
Gents I've been avoiding this thread and haven't looked at any of the responses. She never showed, BUT she will be there this Sun. She changed her fb thing so at least I'll have some time to plan. Now if Kai doesn't win the O and is screwed I may not have the spirit to follow through. I had an odd time last night. I was at my first Hipster bar. I like this hipsters they're different. They can be ignorant douchebags but all in all I had a good time and got to watch an interesting street drum group and drink some brews. So it wasn't a total loss.

This Sunday though. I'm already coming to my senses but I'm still gonna follow through. I'm still intrigued.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Scott on September 25, 2013, 06:55:44 PM
Gents I've been avoiding this thread and haven't looked at any of the responses. She never showed, BUT she will be there this Sun. She changed her fb thing so at least I'll have some time to plan. Now if Kai doesn't win the O and is screwed I may not have the spirit to follow through. I had an odd time last night. I was at my first Hipster bar. I like this hipsters they're different. They can be ignorant douchebags but all in all I had a good time and got to watch an interesting street drum group and drink some brews. So it wasn't a total loss.

This Sunday though. I'm already coming to my senses but I'm still gonna follow through. I'm still intrigued.

I thought you had repeatedly sworn off Caucasian women and took a vow of total blackness to date and co-mingle with only those of the Mark of Cain?


And here you are lusting for the white and delightsome kind.  Again. 

You flip flop more than the President of these United States.  You're making a mockery of yourself but then what you portray here is nothing short of a farce.  You are the butt of your own acrimony.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Wiggs on September 25, 2013, 06:59:02 PM
I thought you had repeatedly sworn off Caucasian women and took a vow of total blackness to date and co-mingle with only those of the Mark of Cain?


And here you are lusting for the white and delightsome kind.  Again. 

You flip flop more than the President of these United States.  You're making a mockery of yourself but then what you portray here is nothing short of a farce.  You are the butt of your own acrimony.

Go back and read my original post in this thread before you ask questions already answered or make yourself look like an assclown gramps. Matter of fact, read all my posts in this thread and then go back and read what you wrote Shakespeare. Read to understand hotshot. 
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Scott on September 25, 2013, 07:03:18 PM
Go back and read my original post in this thread before you ask questions already answered or make yourself look like an assclown gramps. Matter of fact, read all my posts in this thread and then go back and read what you wrote Shakespeare. Read to understand hotshot. 

John was wrong about you.  If hate were a cream filling you'd be a Hostess Cupcake of Hate and not just for others but for yourself.  For your own sake, grow up and out of this childishness. 

If he wasn't then prove it. 
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: chaos on September 25, 2013, 07:05:49 PM
John was wrong about you.  If hate were a cream filling you'd be a Hostess Cupcake of Hate and not just for others but for yourself.  For your own sake, grow up and out of this childishness. 

If he wasn't then prove it. 
He was. Wigglet has a double style where he likes to portray himself in one way, but live in a completely different way.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 25, 2013, 07:15:21 PM
Go back and read my original post in this thread before you ask questions already answered or make yourself look like an assclown gramps. Matter of fact, read all my posts in this thread and then go back and read what you wrote Shakespeare. Read to understand hotshot. 


Wiggs, your first love was IFBB Pro Joanne Lee?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Scott on September 25, 2013, 07:16:40 PM
He was. Wigglet has a double style where he likes to portray himself in one way, but live in a completely different way.

I fear you are correct as you probably know the man far better than I do or ever will.  It's not that I want to pick on him but rather that I prefer that he pick himself up.  It's like that old saying about some folks hitting rock bottom and showing signs of digging.   Oh well. ;)
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 25, 2013, 07:21:10 PM

Wiggs, your first love was IFBB Pro Joanne Lee?

Yeah, funny how that's just sliding by....isn't it ?
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 25, 2013, 07:23:43 PM
:o




















































(http://up.xhamster.com/000/016/552/960_1000.jpg)
Who is this girl BDB looks like she needs something.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 25, 2013, 07:24:20 PM
He was. Wigglet has a double style where he likes to portray himself in one way, but live in a completely different way.

I think it's funny when he trIes to portray himself as special or unique....look at the facts... he's the definition of common.

Black guy (sorry.. he's black)  doesn't work..smokes pot all day... he's a real trailblazer   
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Red Hook on September 25, 2013, 07:26:21 PM
Yeah, funny how that's just sliding by....isn't it ?


Would you rather him posting about his work out schedule and body part splits or chicken breast and sweet potato ?

This is way more entertaining.  Wiggs, if you get a chance introduce her to some "white towel" business.


Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 25, 2013, 07:31:37 PM

Would you rather him posting about his work out schedule and body part splits or chicken breast and sweet potato ?

This is way more entertaining.  Wiggs, if you get a chance introduce her to some "white towel" business.




He posted a pic of an ifbb female BBer and said it was his childhood sweetheart. The entire story is bullshit.

Go read it again....with the thought that he made the whole thing up. ... that's fucking sad and creepy.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 25, 2013, 07:41:50 PM
Yeah, funny how that's just sliding by....isn't it ?

If its her it changes everything...
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 25, 2013, 07:50:10 PM
If its her it changes everything...

Oh sure... I'll gladly eat my words... not expecting I'll have to though.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Gonuclear on September 25, 2013, 07:55:31 PM
Gents I've been avoiding this thread and haven't looked at any of the responses. She never showed, BUT she will be there this Sun. She changed her fb thing so at least I'll have some time to plan. Now if Kai doesn't win the O and is screwed I may not have the spirit to follow through. I had an odd time last night. I was at my first Hipster bar. I like this hipsters they're different. They can be ignorant douchebags but all in all I had a good time and got to watch an interesting street drum group and drink some brews. So it wasn't a total loss.

This Sunday though. I'm already coming to my senses but I'm still gonna follow through. I'm still intrigued.

Good luck on your reunion.   Good looking woman.  A lot of potential for exchanging notes on all the water under the bridge over the years.  I just had a similar scenario meeting up with an old girlfriend from graduate school.  I started gently, and it was indeed a fun encounter.  Hope you have a good experience.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 25, 2013, 08:05:49 PM
Oh sure... I'll gladly eat my words... not expecting I'll have to though.

No...I mean if it's her then its obviously a bullshit story and won't end well. He would have known about his first love being an IFBB pro the minute she became one. Hell, he would have broadcast her story for years leading up to the pro card.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 25, 2013, 08:09:12 PM
No...I mean if it's her then its obviously a bullshit story and won't end well. He would have known about his first love being an IFBB pro the minute she became one. Hell, he would have broadcast her story for years leading up to the pro card.

Good point...LOL.   The telltale sign here is if was a true story wiggs would be here having a stroke threatening us all.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Ugly on September 25, 2013, 08:16:08 PM
I don't think this is what Black Jesus has in mind for you, fornicator.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 25, 2013, 08:17:47 PM
Good point...LOL.   The telltale sign here is if was a true story wiggs would be here having a stroke threatening us all.

I don't think Wiggs would pull a Shizzo...Would he???
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: calfzilla on September 25, 2013, 08:28:56 PM
How does wiggs support himself?  Everyone says he has no job. Is it military disability, unemployment, lawsuit earnings, supportive family? 

Not looking to hate or troll just curious. I like wiggs.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: dj181 on September 25, 2013, 09:48:16 PM
Why are trailer girls most of the times hot?

coz they are usually not fatasses would be my guess
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 25, 2013, 11:25:20 PM
How does wiggs support himself?  Everyone says he has no job. Is it military disability, unemployment, lawsuit earnings, supportive family? 

Not looking to hate or troll just curious. I like wiggs.

X2 I like him too.

Wiggs how do you pay your bills dude?? Creatine prices have skyrocketed last few years.
Title: Re: This is the first girl I ever liked
Post by: POB on September 25, 2013, 11:33:07 PM
Gents I've been avoiding this thread and haven't looked at any of the responses. She never showed, BUT she will be there this Sun. She changed her fb thing so at least I'll have some time to plan. Now if Kai doesn't win the O and is screwed I may not have the spirit to follow through. I had an odd time last night. I was at my first Hipster bar. I like this hipsters they're different. They can be ignorant douchebags but all in all I had a good time and got to watch an interesting street drum group and drink some brews. So it wasn't a total loss.

This Sunday though. I'm already coming to my senses but I'm still gonna follow through. I'm still intrigued.

Love the honesty. Follow through she prob on again of again with the baby daddy. When she comes around again,which she most definitely will. Hit it 1st chance you get and you'll instantly have control and dictate where it goes from there ;)