She is a facebook friend. When I friended her I was still married at the time and she was with someone. But I told her, and she friended me. I remember details very clear. I was 5 and in first grade. She was a white princess that had to be mine. But I had an arch nemesis. A white kid. Robby and he was trying to come in on my broad and I didn't like it. He was a tattletale and storyteller. But for some reason she had eyes for him too. We'd chase each other in the tunnels and we were in the same reading group. I used to always pick her in heads up seven up just so I could touch her (no rapist). Those were special times. Well now Amanda is a mother of 4 and single...before you ask, yes the father is black.
Anyway, so I guess she likes black guys. And I'm a single dude no kids. (Trust me gents I'll be well on my guard but you have to understand there are vested feelings with this. So tonight she's going out and invited all her facebook friends. I feel like now is the time to have my last gentile woman. Go out the same way I came in literally 30 years later except I wasnt getting any cause I didn't know what "any" was. Anyhow, my confidence is high, as am I, and beard is thick and my penis is hard. I'm locked and loaded ready to go.
Please don't be so harsh on her she's a nice woman and my intentions are good. But how often do you get the chance to get with the first chick you ever had a crush and that like you back? This is epic. I hope no Hebrew ass gets beaten tonight cause I'm ready to go fist to cuffs in her honor.
Ciao! Now I know I'm being a funny guy but I'm serious about the details of the story. Wish me luck.
Oh yeah, Robby is now gay. Guess that worked out well for me now huh?
