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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on September 29, 2013, 11:47:56 AM
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Ask for ID
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Commit a crime
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I would respectfully ask them to get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops on them for trespassing.
That sums it up..
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Ask them who installed hardwood floors when I was out.
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Open the closet, and check for Chris Hansen. They look like 15 going 22 type girls.
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Commit a crime
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Tell my daughter to get her friends out of my room.
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Offer them a calf training routine.
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I pull my weapon and point it at the assailants asking why their white asses are in my home. I promptly zip-tie them to something and call the police and wait.
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I would respectfully ask them to get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops on them for trespassing.
That sums it up..
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Outed!
Oh wait ;D
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I pull my weapon and point it at the assailants asking why their white asses are in my home. I promptly zip-tie them to something and call the police and wait.
THIS.
Cause there's a chance their boyfriends are in the next room, holding crowbars, ready to brain you as soon as you let down your guard.
Treat every intruder the same - hot or scary.
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Too much common sense in this thread >:(
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THIS.
Cause there's a chance their boyfriends are in the next room, holding crowbars, ready to brain you as soon as you let down your guard.
Treat every intruder the same - hot or scary.
Boom! Never let pussy blind you. suckas.
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I'd take a rug out of the wardrobe and lay it over the floor so I don't have to clean up afterwards.
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Then right behind you comes this guy...
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Ask for ID
Don't need to see an ID. They'd be gone. Have enough problems, don't need to be stuck in a cell with a fag like Chaos.
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realise that you might not be wanted or needed?
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Check em for Skittles and Iced Tea....
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Boom! Never let pussy blind you. suckas.
Getbiggers have an average IQ of 140 or 150. We turn down 8's daily. We don't need to resort to statutory rape or getting robbed by falling for stunts like this.
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Getbiggers have an average IQ of 140 or 150. We turn down 8's daily. We don't need to resort to statutory rape or getting robbed by falling for stunts like this.
That high? I'd guess it was more around 85.
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to the both of them.....
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Then right behind you comes this guy...
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I'd fuck him last.
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I'd ask them what they're doing in my mothers basement. ???
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roll up my sleeves and hit an arm shot
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Ask them about their opinion on the Olympia specifically was Wolf robbed? And would make sure they knew the original Hebrews were black.
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Just go in raw BDB style.
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Feed them to the dogs, they love lean bones.
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Commit a crime
LMAO.
I'd probably go the Wiggs route, but it'd involve some ball-gags in addition to the zipties :)
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it's a well known fact that it's not rape if she's enjoying it
therefor it's only rape if you dont succeed to get it in the right hole
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Tell them that they are are at the wrong house. The house with all the parties and drugs is down the street.
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Tell my daughter to get her friends out of my room.
This!
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Hit both raw and flee to Mexico.
Totally worth it.
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Tell the one on the right she's too young, and hope the one on the left claims to be 18 before I kick her out.
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Throw them both in the trunk of a jag and drive off to the desert and light it on fire!
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Ask them who installed hardwood floors when I was out.
^^
;D ;D BEST GetBig comment of 2013!!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Ask them which one does ass to mouth.
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Boom! Never let BLACK JESUS illusion blind you. suckas.
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Too many great replies in this thread.
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I would respectfully ask them to get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops on them for trespassing.
That sums it up..
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Exactly!
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it's a well known fact that it's not rape if she's enjoying it
therefor it's only rape if you dont succeed to get it in the right hole
Does this logic hold up in court?
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I hit em with my dick as self defense
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.. Bunch of faggitty ass humans; HULK SMASH!!
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lift my shirt and flex my abs
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I'd rather watch Tbombz perform one of his trademarked "Deep-Tissue Massages" on Primemuscle.
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I would sit them down and explain that they can not behave this way because they could be taken advantage of by the wrong type of guy....
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I'd rather watch Tbombz perform one of his trademarked "Deep-Tissue Massages" on Primemuscle.
:-X
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Two blondes don't make a right.
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pedofiles of peace ::)
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I'd call the police. I don't know these burglarizing bitches.
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Call Arce to drive to the airport
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What is the story on this pic anyway?
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"My mind is telling me no, but my body is telling me yes. -R. Kelly
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"My mind is telling me no, but my body is telling me yes. -R. Kelly
You would ask them if they brought any beer. :D
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Fuck their mom. Wtf would I do w/ 4 12 year olds?
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You would ask them if they brought any beer. :D
That could seal the deal for sure. They should be legal to get beer right? ;)
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Hit both raw and flee to Mexico.
Totally worth it.
Get out of here you fucking heterosexual. There's no place for you here.
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Ha ha ha I would say who the fuck are you and why are you in my room... Than I would feel bad my room was pass the point of dirty and what some would call a health hazard. And then the part of my brain that is occupied by soprano's and Scarface would make me tie them up and account for everything in my house. And then I would start to freak out if things were missing or even if they were not missing. And I would feel like some how every thing was going to get turned around on me and the cops would start asking why I had two tied up underage white girls in my house. And than I would realize I could not call the cops and if I let them go they would possibly call the cops. So I would have to start drinking and let the liquor do the thinking (http://i.imgur.com/1q7i1.jpg)
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MEISTER IS BACK!!!!
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pedofiles of peace ::)
this. :-X
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I'd rather watch Tbombz perform one of his trademarked "Deep-Tissue Massages" on Primemuscle.
Never going to happen. I only let licensed massage therapists put hands on my magnificent body....not whores in bunny suits.
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Ask them which one ate corn today.
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MEISTER IS BACK!!!!
;D :D
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8)
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Ironmeister out of jail 8)
Yesterday the toshops, today the gifs, tomorrow the movies with CGI of peace? :o :o :o
Please make this happen ! :P
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I'd call the escort agency and demand a refund as I specifically asked for under-aged brunettes.
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Never going to happen. I only let licensed massage therapists put hands on my magnificent body....not whores in bunny suits.
is it whores or bunny suits you have problems with?
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I would run and get a white towel :P
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but seriously, whenever white young hot teenage girls break in my house and do sexy poses I usually speed dial Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson so that we can fire up a protest. I hate being racial profiled, it is wrong in this day and time. We are better than that America.
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pedofiles of peace ::)
So you dont want to hit these?
That makes you gayer than OMR's post about anal orgasms
They have greatly developed secondary sexual organs so why is one a pedofile by feeling sexually attracted to these female attributes? Are you stupid? Or just insanely hypocritical and moral person?
EDIT: Well atleast Number 1 lol, 2 really is too young indeed.
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So you dont want to hit these?
That makes you gayer than OMR's post about anal orgasms
They have greatly developed secondary sexual organs so why is one a pedofile by feeling sexually attracted to these female attributes? Are you stupid? Or just insanely hypocritical and moral person?
EDIT: Well atleast Number 1 lol, 2 really is too young indeed.
quote button of peace ::)
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uh jack off on there faces?
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truth is the left one already had her fair share of cocks. Girl on the right *may* be a virgin *still* but aready played with some dicks, hjs for sure, probably even bjs.
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truth is the left one already had her fair share of cocks. Girl on the right *may* be a virgin *still* but aready played with some dicks, hjs for sure, probably even bjs.
You can see all that by just looking at a pic? I'm impressed. Can you even look you in your mother's eyes without going nuts?
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You can see all that by just looking at a pic? I'm impressed. Can you even look you in your mother's eyes without going nuts?
hahaha
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You can see all that by just looking at a pic? I'm impressed. Can you even look you in your mother's eyes without going nuts?
yes because
- chicks start thinking about sex very early, and nowadays they get the chance to get it very early too
- they already dress like adult women, signaling the market they want to be treated like them
- I have experience with young chicks, dated 16 years olds (MOST of them not virgin anymore) etc. Hell once I even had something with two sisters, 15 and 17, very similar with the pic above (and btw and it happened because of their initiative, It was epic). I can tell you chicks are already getting served at a very young age, specially if they are sexy and hot. Guys are trying to get them like 24/7, its just a matter of time before one gets in.
Never forget guys, chicks think about sex as much as us guys, maybe even more. The moment you accept this truth and it doesnt scares the shit of out you anymore, the doors will open to you ;D
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yes because
- chicks start thinking about sex very early, and nowadays they get the chance to get it very early too
- they already dress like adult women, signaling the market they want to be treated like them
- I have experience with young chicks, dated 16 years olds (MOST of them not virgin anymore) etc. Hell once I even had something with two sisters, 15 and 17, very similar with the pic above. And it happened because of their initiative. It was epic.
You took my post way too seriously, mate.
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yes because
- chicks start thinking about sex very early, and nowadays they get the chance to get it very early too
- they already dress like adult women, signaling the market they want to be treated like them
- I have experience with young chicks, dated 16 years olds (MOST of them not virgin anymore) etc. Hell once I even had something with two sisters, 15 and 17, very similar with the pic above (and btw and it happened because of their initiative, It was epic). I can tell you chicks are already getting served at a very young age, specially if they are sexy and hot. Guys are trying to get them like 24/7, its just a matter of time before one gets in.
Never forget guys, chicks think about sex as much as us guys, maybe even more. The moment you accept this truth and it doesnt scares the shit of out you anymore, the doors will open to you ;D
fucking pedo
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You took my post way too seriously, mate.
are you scared of them sluts?
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fucking pedo
sorry if its legal to bang 16 year olds where I live. Lots of 20s getting a girls in the 16-18 range. There are some chicks in that age that will only date olders guys as a matter of fact.
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are you scared of them sluts?
I don't mind them. I don't do under-aged. Not since I hit my early 20s. So that's a long time ago. A slut once in a while is fine as long as I've been drinking too much and have no strength left to be cordial. Usually, and you can call me old fashion, a bit of a nice chichat is welcomed foreplay. Dead fish eyes on a gorgeous face doesn't cut it anymore.
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sorry if its legal to bang 16 year olds where I live. Lots of 20s getting a girls in the 16-18 range. There are some chicks in that age that will only date olders guys as a matter of fact.
you said one was 15 you sick cu nt
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you said one was 15 you sick cu nt
She kissed me while we were hanging at a night club one time, deal with it.
And Im not even sure about her age. And sex only happened with her older sister.
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The creep is strong in this thread.
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I see the story is changing "Bam bam"
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Bigmc using multiple gimmicks to slam bam bam.
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I see the story is changing "Bam bam"
wanna hear more? the kiss happened between me, her and her sister AT SAME TIME.
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Bigmc using multiple gimmicks to slam bam bam.
Easy there, Patriot. I'm no gimmick. Bigmc would take offense of this. My pics are somewhere here and I'm lighter then his left thigh.
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Bigmc using multiple gimmicks to slam bam bam.
Everyone knows I am an Alex gimmick that developed its own consciousness.
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time to uncreep this thread
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yes because
- chicks start thinking about sex very early, and nowadays they get the chance to get it very early too
- they already dress like adult women, signaling the market they want to be treated like them
- I have experience with young chicks, dated 16 years olds (MOST of them not virgin anymore) etc. Hell once I even had something with two sisters, 15 and 17, very similar with the pic above (and btw and it happened because of their initiative, It was epic). I can tell you chicks are already getting served at a very young age, specially if they are sexy and hot. Guys are trying to get them like 24/7, its just a matter of time before one gets in.
Never forget guys, chicks think about sex as much as us guys, maybe even more. The moment you accept this truth and it doesnt scares the shit of out you anymore, the doors will open to you ;D
1. No they dont... ::)
2. Your pathetic..... :-X
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time to uncreep this thread
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Goddamn I look good.
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1. No they dont... ::)
2. Your pathetic..... :-X
yes they do, after you lose your virginity you will find out sooner or later
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wanna hear more? the kiss happened between me, her and her sister AT SAME TIME.
Sure you did champ, then you woke up next to dj181 with a sore anus.
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Bigmc using multiple gimmicks to slam bam bam.
raymondo is a community account get with the programme
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yes they do, after you lose your virginity you will find out sooner or later
Oh really? Show me a scientific link/source that justifies what you just said. If you can do that, then I`ll shut up. Untill then just keep your fucking mouth shut, because all your really doing, is talking out of your own ass. I for one, have actually read about this stuff and I KNOW my stuff - so go ahead if you will and prove me wrong. ;) I got aaaaaaaaall day.
Btw, I dont feel like a virgin after getting pussy all weekend... You might wanna take that statement back... :-\
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Sure you did champ, then you woke up next to dj181 with a sore anus.
man it was wild, other guys started to circle around us trying to get a piece of the action. Dudes were like "dont be so egoist, share with us", I had to take my shirt off and start hitting most musculars while shouting "BACK OFF BACK OFF". And then even some other chicks starting hitting in my girls, it was when I realized it was time to go. We went to a motel and only the older one wanted to ride my cock.
The youngest one works as a professional model nowadays and she is somewhat famous. I see her very often in some mags. Makes me very proud.
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No wait, let me do it for you.
It took me 1 sec of googling and the first link that appeares just proved me right.
Study after study shows that men's sex drives are not only stronger than women's, but much more straightforward.
1. Men think more about sex.
The majority of adult men under 60 think about sex at least once a day, reports Laumann. Only about one-quarter of women say they think about it that frequently. As men and women age, each fantasize less, but men still fantasize about twice as often.
Source: http://www.webmd.com/sex/features/sex-drive-how-do-men-women-compare
Now fuck off you ignorant scum of a certified pedophile! >:(
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Oh really? Show me a scientific link/source that justifies what you just said. If you can do that, then I`ll shut up. Untill then just keep your fucking mouth shut, because all your really doing, is talking out of your own ass. I for one, have actually read about this stuff and I KNOW my stuff - so go ahead if you will and prove me wrong. ;) I got aaaaaaaaall day.
Btw, I dont feel like a virgin after getting pussy all weekend... You might wanna take that statement back... :-\
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man it was wild, other guys started to circle around us trying to get a piece of the action. Dudes were like "dont be so egoist, share with us", I had to take my shirt off and start hitting most musculars while shouting "BACK OFF BACK OFF". And then even some other chicks starting hitting in my girls, it was when I realized it was time to go. We went to a motel and only the older one wanted to ride my cock.
The youngest one works as a professional model nowadays and she is somewhat famous. I see her very often in some mags. Makes me very proud.
Cool story bro.
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man it was wild, other guys started to circle around us trying to get a piece of the action. Dudes were like "dont be so egoist, share with us", I had to take my shirt off and start hitting most musculars while shouting "BACK OFF BACK OFF". And then even some other chicks starting hitting in my girls, it was when I realized it was time to go. We went to a motel and only the older one wanted to ride my cock.
The youngest one works as a professional model nowadays and she is somewhat famous. I see her very often in some mags. Makes me very proud.
great made up story
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You know your OWNED when you cant back your shit up... ;) Whats that Bam-bam? A loss of Words are we? Got nothing to say other than showing me a pathetic cartoon gif? You actually are trying to mock the fact that I have knowledge in contrast to your stupidity? Hahaha, omg you are fucking waste of breath and air! ;D
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You know your OWNED when you cant back your shit up... ;) Whats that Bam-bam? A loss of Words are we? Got nothing to say other than showing me a pathetic cartoon gif? You actually are trying to mock the fact that I have knowledge in contrast to your stupidity? Hahaha, omg you are fucking waste of breath and air! ;D
virgin
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You know your OWNED when you cant back your shit up... ;) Whats that Bam-bam? A loss of Words are we? Got nothing to say other than showing me a pathetic cartoon gif? You actually are trying to mock the fact that I have knowledge in contrast to your stupidity? Hahaha, omg you are fucking waste of breath and air! ;D
bam bam is currently banging multiple hot chicks
he will post a reply when he is finished
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bam bam is currently banging multiple hot chicks
he will post a reply when he is finished
Shit. I won't be able to hold my breathe 'til wednesday.
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its funny I tell some stories kinda of normal to any heatlhy middle class guy and his 20s and some of you freak out as if it were such of a big deal.
guess what, all those hot chicks that you droll over internet pics are having sex multiple times per week, if not per day. And they fuck beautiful dudes, ugly dudes, rich dudes, poor dudes. its just routine for them, stop putting the pussy on the proberbial pedestial.
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virgin
Loser/filth/pedo/idiot/c-unt/scum/moron/wannabe/douchebag/trash/coward/asshole etc.
It was nice owning you, bam. We should do this again sometime. Anytime. ;)
And I fuck a different bitch every week unlike you and your made up stories. ::)
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I would offer my nineteen year old cousin to such an alpha male as Bam Bam
However, I think he would find her far too old...
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Loser/filth/pedo/idiot/c-unt/scum/moron/wannabe/douchebag/trash/coward/asshole etc.
It was nice owning you, bam. We should do this again sometime. Anytime. ;)
And I fuck a different bitch every week unlike you and your made up stories. ::)
ok virgin
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ok virgin
Ok loser
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its funny I tell some stories kinda of normal to any heatlhy middle class guy and his 20s and some of you freak out as if it were such of a big deal.
guess what, all those hot chicks that you droll over internet pics are having sex multiple times per week, if not per day. And they fuck beautiful dudes, ugly dudes, rich dudes, poor dudes. its just routine for them, stop putting the pussy on the proberbial pedestial.
its a fact that people like you that have to boast about their sex lives on the internetz
aint getting any
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I would offer my nineteen year old cousin to such an alpha male as Bam Bam
However, I think he would find her far too old...
Any pics bro?
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its a fact that people like you that have to boast about their sex lives on the internetz
aint getting any
just sharing some stories with my getbig bros, Im sure Im not the only one here getting some tang every now and then. so, nothing special here.
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Ask for ID
x2!
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I pull my weapon and point it at the assailants asking why their white asses are in my home. I promptly zip-tie them to something sodomize them and call the police and wait.
Fixed.
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ugly ass slope hiding in the kitchen
the rest aren't much to brag about
they look easy, but that's about it