Walk in your bedroom, see this, what do you do?

[Army of One]

[che]

Ask for ID

[V Man]

Commit a crime

[OneMoreRep]

I would respectfully ask them to get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops on them for trespassing.

That sums it up..

"1"

[Grape Ape]

Ask them who installed hardwood floors when I was out.

[BB]

Open the closet, and check for Chris Hansen. They look like 15 going 22 type girls.

[el numero uno]

Commit a crime

[Palpatine Q]

Tell my daughter to get her friends out of my room.  

[calfzilla]

Offer them a calf training routine.

[Wiggs]

I pull my weapon and point it at the assailants asking why their white asses are in my home. I promptly zip-tie them to something and call the police and wait.

[Borracho]

I would respectfully ask them to get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops on them for trespassing.

That sums it up..

"1"

Outed!

Oh wait 

[240 is Back]

I pull my weapon and point it at the assailants asking why their white asses are in my home. I promptly zip-tie them to something and call the police and wait.

THIS.

Cause there's a chance their boyfriends are in the next room, holding crowbars, ready to brain you as soon as you let down your guard.

Treat every intruder the same - hot or scary.

[Borracho]

Too much common sense in this thread 

[Wiggs]

THIS.

Cause there's a chance their boyfriends are in the next room, holding crowbars, ready to brain you as soon as you let down your guard.

Treat every intruder the same - hot or scary.

Boom! Never let pussy blind you. suckas.

[Raymondo]

I'd take a rug out of the wardrobe and lay it over the floor so I don't have to clean up afterwards.

[Mr Anabolic]

Then right behind you comes this guy...

[G_Thang]

Ask for ID

Don't need to see an ID.  They'd be gone.  Have enough problems, don't need to be stuck in a cell with a fag like Chaos. 

[B_B_C]

realise that you might not be wanted or needed?

[viking1]

Check em for Skittles and Iced Tea....

[240 is Back]

Boom! Never let pussy blind you. suckas.

Getbiggers have an average IQ of 140 or 150.   We turn down 8's daily.  We don't need to resort to statutory rape or getting robbed by falling for stunts like this.

[Mr Anabolic]

Getbiggers have an average IQ of 140 or 150.   We turn down 8's daily.  We don't need to resort to statutory rape or getting robbed by falling for stunts like this.

That high?  I'd guess it was more around 85.

[K-1]

to the both of them.....

[phreak]

Then right behind you comes this guy...

I'd fuck him last.

[The Onion]

I'd ask them what they're doing in my mothers basement. 

[anabolichalo]

roll up my sleeves and hit an arm shot