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for a low paying security position. :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.
I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.
Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.
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As someone who has been on the other side of the table, the best piece of advice I can give you is to not forget how much power you have in the situation. Go in thinking you're the solution to their problem. People tend to forget that interviewers need to find someone and that they'll be noticing the person who stands out as the one who recognises their problem. Especially after speaking with several people - all of whom have similar backgrounds and experience. Be the different one (in a good way) that they'll remember.
You have a lot of opportunity to make an impression. Good luck.
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Thank you for the advice. Thats exactly what I am aiming to do tomorrow - standout in a good way. I just hope I don't fumble trying with my anxiety.
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You will probably get the job as long as you have a pulse. Get out of security ASAP though it is dead end.
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once i got on the "inside" and realized how hilariously disorganized and haphazard interviews are... it really took a lot of the mystique away.
hard to be as nervous when you've seen the guy "from the other side" dropping such gems as:
"oh shit i'm on a phone screen in 15 minutes? what the hell am i gonna talk about?"
"yeah so i kind of missed the last 30 minutes of whatever that guy said"
"all i wrote down in my notes was 'I WANT TO PUNCH THIS CANDIDATE IN THE FACE'"
"i just ask them to explain concepts to me as if i'm evaluating them, so it's not obvious i have no idea what they're talking about"
^ all more or less legit quotes
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Go in commando style while wearing loose fitting slacks. Give yourself a good fluffing in the car in the parking lot. Take your time before being seated at the interview table. Give the interviewer every opportunity to see just how might and confident you are in your own cock. Do this, and the job is in the bag. Good luck. :)
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Tell them you bench 3 plates to warm up and you have almost 1000 posts on getbig. If they look at you puzzled, smash them in the face and say, "fuck your low wage job...who the fuck are you to interview me?"
This will make you stand out....in a good way.
Best thing about a job that pays nothing, is it doesn't matter if you're hired or fired...fuck em...haha. It's not like its 100k per year...at that interview, polish up on you fluffing skills....as mentioned prior.
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Double dose pre-workout supplement before the interview. Try to get a hold of craze as it has some sort of meth-analogue in it. You will come of as very energetic and eager to get the job. Employers value these characteristics.
Oh, and don't forget to tell them that you're natural and that most Hollywood actors use steroids to look good. Really emphasize that you most likely would outsize Mark Wahlberg if you were on steroids.
Good luck!
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If its a lady doing the job, just roll up the sleeves, and pretend to scratch your arm while flexing it. She will be sooo wet and you get your job. Could try the same thing if its a guy.
No homo
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"I'm not here for this job. I'm dangerously overqualified and only showed up today because I made a promise to my chick, and I always keep my word. Why don't we spend the next 15 minutes talking about sports, chicks, and politics, and we'll know pretty quickly if this is the kinda place I'd like to work."
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I always find a rotating bowtie makes you stand out from the crowd... something similar to this fella..
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I may be a social retard but I'll probably be the best dressed and most fit guy there. 8) I take pride in that.
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As someone who has been on the other side of the table, the best piece of advice I can give you is to not forget how much power you have in the situation. Go in thinking you're the solution to their problem. People tend to forget that interviewers need to find someone and that they'll be noticing the person who stands out as the one who recognises their problem. Especially after speaking with several people - all of whom have similar backgrounds and experience. Be the different one (in a good way) that they'll remember.
You have a lot of opportunity to make an impression. Good luck.
FFS - it's a low paying security job - "solution to their problem" ::)
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I may be a social retard but I'll probably be the best dressed and most fit guy there. 8) I take pride in that.
Based on the job you are going for - just try not to dribble too much and you should get the job.
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once i got on the "inside" and realized how hilariously disorganized and haphazard interviews are... it really took a lot of the mystique away.
hard to be as nervous when you've seen the guy "from the other side" dropping such gems as:
"oh shit i'm on a phone screen in 15 minutes? what the hell am i gonna talk about?"
"yeah so i kind of missed the last 30 minutes of whatever that guy said"
"all i wrote down in my notes was 'I WANT TO PUNCH THIS CANDIDATE IN THE FACE'"
"i just ask them to explain concepts to me as if i'm evaluating them, so it's not obvious i have no idea what they're talking about"
^ all more or less legit quotes
x2
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Recession proof job. I started doing it when the economy faltered. Along with my PT and tutoring for nice extra money. Grossing 3 k a month for 44 hours total a week. Not too horrible. Just be calm, focused and in control. Think Jack Bauer in a calm moment and you will do great. Good luck.
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No one wants some pussy providing their security. Walk tall, straight up to the guy, look him in the eye, and hit him as hard as you can.
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once i got on the "inside" and realized how hilariously disorganized and haphazard interviews are... it really took a lot of the mystique away.
hard to be as nervous when you've seen the guy "from the other side" dropping such gems as:
"oh shit i'm on a phone screen in 15 minutes? what the hell am i gonna talk about?"
"yeah so i kind of missed the last 30 minutes of whatever that guy said"
"all i wrote down in my notes was 'I WANT TO PUNCH THIS CANDIDATE IN THE FACE'"
"i just ask them to explain concepts to me as if i'm evaluating them, so it's not obvious i have no idea what they're talking about"
^ all more or less legit quotes
LOL, exactly!!! Most people doing the interviewing have no desire to be there, have squeezed it into their schedule, are not really paying attention, are not always the most knowledgable, etc.....
Also remember that a job description is also a wishlist of what an employer would want in a candidate....most candidates have only 75% of the traits the employer is after....the missing piece is developed OTJ.
Be confident, be polite, be respectful, be funny (but not too funny), always let them know you're a definite team player (who loves working with people...blah, blah, blah) but also someone that can lead and work independently. Dress like a professional even if the job is collecting trash.
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for a low paying security position. :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.
I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.
Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.
roll up your sleeves to show off your biceps
stuff your pants to make it look like you have a big cock
play footsie with the person interviewing you while looking him dead in the eye.
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for a low paying security position. :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.
I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.
Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.
Isn't this the kind of shit Facebook is for?
Fuck off, no one likes you, your family thinks youre a kunt, and we all hope you end up homeless.
Dickdrainer.
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for a low paying security position. :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.
I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.
Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.
Good luck. This is why I do not get upset at your jabs. I know how depressed and miserable you are and wish you to get back on your feet.
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for a low paying security position. :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.
I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.
Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.
Make sure to ask Tbomz for advice. Googling him has done wonders for his career possibilities.
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I sat in on a review board the other day..we interviewed over 50 candidates..
Before the interviews we were told all of this shit was just a formality and gave of the list of who we were suppose to vote for..
I get screwed into being on these review boards all the time and they are all like this..I usually just doodle all over my cup and ask some bullshit scenario question just so they think I've paid some attention
Bench
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Isn't this the kind of shit Facebook is for?
Fuck off, no one likes you, your family thinks youre a kunt, and we all hope you end up homeless.
Dickdrainer.
holy shit hahahaha awesome :D
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for a low paying security position. :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.
I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.
Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.
Tell them you're soon to be a mod at GB.
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Drop a reference to being a GETBIG member and you're good to go! ;D
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Since its a security job I would hire a homeless man to burst into the interview and stop the attack..
Bench
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for a low paying security position. :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.
I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.
Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.
Definitely a Wiggs or Josh Rehaluk gimmick.
::)
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Thanks guys for the advice. I'm not sure exactly how it went. The interview wasn't much of an interview. Just a few questions about my availability, certs and then I was told to fill out an online application through their website. She(yes, the interviewer was a she... and she was pretty and seemed easy going) did mention a specific position but it was temporary. She said if I were hired and did well they would try to find me on permanent position. Basically she said she was gonna look over my resume and give me a call back so I'm unsure how it will all work out or when I'll know.
Here's the thing giving me some doubts... 10 positions available... 30 people showed up.
I'll keep looking.
Good luck. This is why I do not get upset at your jabs. I know how depressed and miserable you are and wish you to get back on your feet.
Thanks brother. It's all in jest... and yes some real life frustrations and low carb dieting is involved when I take shots at people here. But know that at the end of the day it's all love.
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Recession proof job. I started doing it when the economy faltered. Along with my PT and tutoring for nice extra money. Grossing 3 k a month for 44 hours total a week. Not too horrible. Just be calm, focused and in control. Think Jack Bauer in a calm moment and you will do great. Good luck.
Yes sir. One of the few industries hiring year around even in this shitty economy. But with the high turn over rates the job market is constantly being flooded with applicants - especially around the holidays. Still, one of the most available jobs today.
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IT job interviews are nerve cracking.....specialy if the interviewer is a dickhead ;D
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just dont look like shit when you show up cut your hair tonite btw
talk about how there are two types of iron, heme-iron and iron... regular iron only in plants and heme-iron only in meats
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Since its a security job I would hire a homeless man to burst into the interview and stop the attack..
Bench
;D
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Yes sir. One of the few industries hiring year around even in this shitty economy. But with the high turn over rates the job market is constantly being flooded with applicants - especially around the holidays. Still, one of the most available jobs today.
Tongan in the States ?, not in Aotearoa or Oz !.
Good luck man.
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IT job interviews are nerve cracking.....specialy if the interviewer is a dickhead ;D Indian
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Jesus Christ. That is funny.
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Show up in "British India" t-shirt ;D
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just dont look like shit when you show up cut your hair tonite btw
talk about how there are two types of iron, heme-iron and iron... regular iron only in plants and heme-iron only in meats
We got our hair because we stay away from that damn heme-iron some people are losing it.
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Tell them you gave money to the Zimmerman defense fund...And like Zimmerman, you can spot trouble from a mile away...
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Tell them you gave money to the Zimmerman defense fund...And like Zimmerman, you can spot trouble from a mile away...
hahahah
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Tell them you "don't like homosexuals, retards or antique furniture".
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ok.heres how to go.
go there, have a sit, put the feet right on the bosses-interwievers table, light a cigarete up and then ask "its allowed to smoke here,isnt it".
then ask him how many breaks for ciggis and little bbuilding meals are allowed during work.
tell him you need bit more salary than he offers, for gear.now to not look like some dumbshit, explain the purpose of the gear is to look more big and intimidating,which will lead to more security, its about security after all.
tell him exagerated bench and squat numbers.
ask if its ok to browse the internet while at work.if he says no tell him"comeon,go with the times bro"
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Tell them not to hire you and suggest to them they hire your good friend wiggs.
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This is steadily morphing into one of my all time favorite threads.
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Tongan in the States ?, not in Aotearoa or Oz !.
Good luck man.
Yup a Tongan in the US of A and proud.
Thanks.
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Tell them not to hire you and suggest to them they hire your good friend wiggs.
80% of the applicants were Hebrew as was the interviewer. ;D
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Good luck bro. What was your last getbig account?
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Good luck bro. What was your last getbig account?
Sorry bro that was like 9-10 years ago when I was just a dumb punk kid. I probably said a lot of shit I regret and don't want to be judged for it today.
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Tell them you "don't like homosexuals, retards or antique furniture".
Conduct the interview like you're Doyle Hargraves from the movie Slingblade.
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Pretty funny interview prank here
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for a low paying security position. :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.
I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.
Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.
Good luck. Most of us have been there at some point in our lives, including the folks who will be interviewing you. I think you will do fine as long as you don't let your nerves get the best of you.
Although you may need the job, don't project this. It is rare that an employer does a mercy hire. Instead do your best to convince them you want the job and that you are the best person for the job. This is exampled by people's success in finding work when they are already employed; then want a different job more then they need it.
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Conduct the interview like you're Doyle Hargraves from the movie Slingblade.
You got it!
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Security job so you'll be interviewed by 1 of 2 types: a lesbian or an obese chain smoker. Here's the plan if it's a lesbo first compliment her "I like you sensible haircut." Move to highlight your similarities, "you know I like broads too." lastly, show her you got balls, "you know, if I get this job, I'll bang the dyke right out of you."
If its the fat guy: he's a head case bc he wanted to be a cop but couldn't pass the physical. Tell him you understand his dreams and can help "you know I work out a lot if you can roll your fat ass off the couch, you can come with me." the show him you mean business "your lack of will power sickens me." then bust a most muscular.
Thank me later
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ok.heres how to go.
go there, have a sit, put the feet right on the bosses-interwievers table, light a cigarete up and then ask "its allowed to smoke here,isnt it".
then ask him how many breaks for ciggis and little bbuilding meals are allowed during work.
tell him you need bit more salary than he offers, for gear.now to not look like some dumbshit, explain the purpose of the gear is to look more big and intimidating,which will lead to more security, its about security after all.
tell him exagerated bench and squat numbers.
ask if its ok to browse the internet while at work.if he says no tell him"comeon,go with the times bro"
Hmmm, Ed Norton scene from "Fight Club" :D
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I worked security at JFK Airport the year before I started grad school. It was so mind numbingly boring. At one point they had me had sitting in an empty airline terminal. I would bring my baseball glove and a tennis ball and "pitch" imagined games all day against one of the walls. I couldn't be done with that fast enough. There only so much reading u can do.
What kind of cholo goes to grad school?
I'm more cholo than you and I aint even mexican.
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Pretty funny interview prank here
ROFL... Reminds me of the guys in this thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=503124.75
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Security job so you'll be interviewed by 1 of 2 types: a lesbian or an obese chain smoker. Here's the plan if it's a lesbo first compliment her "I like you sensible haircut." Move to highlight your similarities, "you know I like broads too." lastly, show her you got balls, "you know, if I get this job, I'll bang the dyke right out of you."
If its the fat guy: he's a head case bc he wanted to be a cop but couldn't pass the physical. Tell him you understand his dreams and can help "you know I work out a lot if you can roll your fat ass off the couch, you can come with me." the show him you mean business "your lack of will power sickens me." then bust a most muscular.
Thank me later
Or perhaps you could pay his rent when he doesn't get the job.
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Or perhaps you could pay his rent when he doesn't get the job.
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You and several other kids seem to find this little clip from a fine actor amusing. Just be careful you don't wear it out.
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You and several other kids seem to find this little clip from a fine actor amusing. Just be careful you don't wear it out.
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You and several other kids seem to find this little clip from a fine actor amusing. Just be careful you don't wear it out.
(http://www.miscupload.com/upload/204877827770233085379760.gif)
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for a low paying security position. :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.
I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.
Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.
hi Keith.
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when they asked me "where do you see yourself in 5 years"
i said basically i am going for a position similar to that of the guy interviewing me
he was amused and said "well you maybe able to take my position in 15 years"
he then hired me pretty much
he often walks by my desk and says things like "living the dream"
wtf
epic trolling on his side he's a very dominant figure but people fear him
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rofl....
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for a low paying security position. :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.
I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.
Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.
Never apologize for being a Security Officer. Remember that you are the last frontier between society and the bad guys. Law Enforcement is a grave responsibility.