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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #25 on: October 29, 2013, 11:43:57 AM »
Drop a reference to being a GETBIG member and you're good to go!  ;D
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #26 on: October 29, 2013, 11:55:33 AM »
Since its a security job I would hire a homeless man to burst into the interview and stop the attack..

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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #27 on: October 29, 2013, 12:00:29 PM »
for a low paying security position.  :-\ But oh well I need a job. My money has almost run out.

I've been applying for jobs for about two weeks now and this is my first interview.

Real nervous about this since I'm not the most social person. I probably wont sleep tonight.


Definitely a Wiggs or Josh Rehaluk gimmick.
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2013, 12:00:43 PM »
Thanks guys for the advice. I'm not sure exactly how it went. The interview wasn't much of an interview. Just a few questions about my availability, certs and then I was told to fill out an online application through their website.  She(yes, the interviewer was a she... and she was pretty and seemed easy going) did mention a specific position but it was temporary. She said if I were hired and did well they would try to find me on permanent position. Basically she said she was gonna look over my resume and give me a call back so I'm unsure how it will all work out or when I'll know.

Here's the thing giving me some doubts... 10 positions available... 30 people showed up.

I'll keep looking.

Good luck. This is why I do not get upset at your jabs. I know how depressed and miserable you are and wish you to get back on your feet.

Thanks brother. It's all in jest... and yes some real life frustrations and low carb dieting is involved when I take shots at people here.  But know that at the end of the day it's all love.


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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #29 on: October 29, 2013, 12:05:19 PM »
Recession proof job. I started doing it when the economy faltered. Along with my PT and tutoring for nice extra money. Grossing 3 k a month for 44 hours total a week. Not too horrible.  Just be calm, focused and in control. Think Jack Bauer in a calm moment and you will do great. Good luck.

Yes sir. One of the few industries hiring year around even in this shitty economy. But with the high turn over rates the job market is constantly being flooded with applicants - especially around the holidays. Still, one of the most available jobs today.
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2013, 12:11:13 PM »
IT job interviews are nerve cracking.....specialy if the interviewer is a dickhead ;D

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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2013, 04:23:18 PM »
just dont look like shit when you show up cut your hair tonite btw

talk about how there are two types of iron, heme-iron and iron... regular iron only in plants and heme-iron only in meats
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2013, 04:33:53 PM »
Since its a security job I would hire a homeless man to burst into the interview and stop the attack..

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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2013, 04:35:36 PM »
Yes sir. One of the few industries hiring year around even in this shitty economy. But with the high turn over rates the job market is constantly being flooded with applicants - especially around the holidays. Still, one of the most available jobs today.

Tongan in the States ?, not in Aotearoa or Oz !.
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2013, 04:35:56 PM »
IT job interviews are nerve cracking.....specialy if the interviewer is a dickhead ;D Indian
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2013, 04:36:21 PM »

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Re: First job interview tomorrow
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2013, 04:42:01 PM »
just dont look like shit when you show up cut your hair tonite btw

talk about how there are two types of iron, heme-iron and iron... regular iron only in plants and heme-iron only in meats
We got our hair because we stay away from that damn heme-iron some people are losing it.

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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2013, 05:08:55 PM »
Tell them you gave money to the Zimmerman defense fund...And like Zimmerman, you can spot trouble from a mile away...

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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2013, 05:12:39 PM »
Tell them you gave money to the Zimmerman defense fund...And like Zimmerman, you can spot trouble from a mile away...
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2013, 05:14:18 PM »
Tell them you "don't like homosexuals, retards or antique furniture".

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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2013, 05:43:15 PM »
ok.heres how to go.

go there, have a sit, put the feet right on the bosses-interwievers table, light a cigarete up and then ask "its allowed to smoke here,isnt it".

then ask him how many breaks for ciggis and little bbuilding meals are allowed during work.

tell him you need bit more salary than he offers, for gear.now to not look like some dumbshit, explain the purpose of the gear is to look more big and intimidating,which will lead to more security, its about security after all.

tell him exagerated bench and squat numbers.

ask if its ok to browse the internet while at work.if he says no tell him"comeon,go with the times bro"
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2013, 05:45:59 PM »
Tell them not to hire you and suggest to them they hire your good friend wiggs.

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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2013, 06:04:52 PM »
This is steadily morphing into one of my all time favorite threads.

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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2013, 06:30:26 PM »
Tongan in the States ?, not in Aotearoa or Oz !.
Good luck man.

Yup a Tongan in the US of A and proud.

Thanks.
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2013, 06:33:01 PM »
Tell them not to hire you and suggest to them they hire your good friend wiggs.

80% of the applicants were Hebrew as was the interviewer.   ;D
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2013, 06:58:35 PM »
Good luck bro. What was your last getbig account?
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2013, 07:04:36 PM »
Good luck bro. What was your last getbig account?

Sorry bro that was like 9-10 years ago when I was just a dumb punk kid. I probably said a lot of shit I regret and don't want to be judged for it today.
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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2013, 08:42:43 PM »
Tell them you "don't like homosexuals, retards or antique furniture".

Conduct the interview like you're Doyle Hargraves from the movie Slingblade.

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Re: First job interview tomorrow
« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2013, 09:44:29 PM »
Pretty funny interview prank here