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Title: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Army of One on November 02, 2013, 04:04:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rihhY08.jpg)

As you can see in the photo above, actress Cameron Diaz has clearly passed her expiration date. Like a jug of goat’s milk out in the desert’s noon day sun, or a date left withering on the vine, Cameron Diaz is shriveled, sour, and stinks.

With Cameron Diaz’s reproductive years WELL behind her, and her looks completely gone to hell, the only logical thing for her to do is to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Cameron can take comfort in the fact that though her life was completely wasted being a whore and making bad movies, she can still serve a valuable purpose by being turned into fertilizer for next season's crops.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 02, 2013, 04:06:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rihhY08.jpg)

As you can see in the photo above, actress Cameron Diaz has clearly passed her expiration date. Like a jug of goat’s milk out in the desert’s noon day sun, or a date left withering on the vine, Cameron Diaz is shriveled, sour, and stinks.

With Cameron Diaz’s reproductive years WELL behind her, and her looks completely gone to hell the only logical thing for her to do is to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Cameron can take comfort in the fact that though her life was completely wasted being a whore and making bad movies, she can still serve a valuable purpose by being turned into fertilizer for next season's crops.

It's funny you should say this, as I thought the same thing about 10 years ago.

She just doesn't age well.

"1"
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Parker on November 02, 2013, 04:06:58 PM
Cameron Diaz has passed her due date since she was dating Justin Timberlake.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Marty Champions on November 02, 2013, 04:08:03 PM
people in hollywood doing it all wrong

drugs
surgery
heme-iron
alcohol
injections
botox
ect

always trying to mask the issues and not really having a good diet
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 02, 2013, 04:08:45 PM
 :o

Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Tito24 on November 02, 2013, 04:09:05 PM
maybe she doesnt believe in aging well
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 02, 2013, 04:10:23 PM
Cameron Diaz has passed her due date since she was dating Justin Timberlake.

And A-Rod
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Marty Champions on November 02, 2013, 04:13:14 PM
shes had that stupid short hair due for sometime now and it sucks to look at

she should go with the full dike short buzz cut

or just long natural hair
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: anabolichalo on November 02, 2013, 04:14:18 PM
she's no naomi campbel
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 02, 2013, 04:14:30 PM
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: HockeyFightFan on November 02, 2013, 04:16:15 PM
Would hit
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 02, 2013, 04:18:10 PM
:o



I was just going to post how hot she looked in the Mask.  I thought she was  total knockout.  Imagine my disappointment when she got anorexic and chopped her hair off.  I think I'll rub one out to the memory of how hot she used to be many, many years ago.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Army of One on November 02, 2013, 04:20:22 PM
I was just going to post how hot she looked in the Mask.  I thought she was  total knockout.  Imagine my disappointment when she got anorexic and chopped her hair off.  I think I'll rub one out to the memory of how hot she used to be many, many years ago.

Tits were fake, she used external implants
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Costanza on November 02, 2013, 04:22:38 PM
Wonder if it's true these stories about her being a raging slut.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 02, 2013, 04:24:54 PM
She could play The Joker after a sex change. 
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Parker on November 02, 2013, 04:25:28 PM
Wonder if it's true these stories about her being a raging slut.
When she dated Justin Timberfake, she said that she wore the pants...
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 02, 2013, 04:26:00 PM
When she dated Justin Timberfake, she said that she wore the pants...

And strap-on.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Roger Bacon on November 02, 2013, 04:26:52 PM
I never thought she was anything special, she's too lanky.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Army of One on November 02, 2013, 04:27:14 PM
And strap-on.

A man strapped to her if accounts are to be believed
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Parker on November 02, 2013, 04:27:40 PM
And strap-on.
probably.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Costanza on November 02, 2013, 04:28:17 PM
When she dated Justin Timberfake, she said that she wore the pants...

She comes across as the sort of chick who'd wear the pants in all of her relationships.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: WalterWhite on November 02, 2013, 04:33:07 PM
It's funny you should say this, as I thought the same thing about 10 years ago.

She just doesn't age well.

"1"

Exactly but I never thought she was that hot to begin with.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: BodyMachine on November 02, 2013, 04:45:19 PM
:o



When she looked best IMO, tits and some curves
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Dokey111 on November 02, 2013, 04:45:59 PM
achieved more than lohan, good for her
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: jwb on November 02, 2013, 04:46:52 PM
Saw her once. Has major pot marks in her face.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: galeniko on November 02, 2013, 04:57:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rihhY08.jpg)

As you can see in the photo above, actress Cameron Diaz has clearly passed her expiration date. Like a jug of goat’s milk out in the desert’s noon day sun, or a date left withering on the vine, Cameron Diaz is shriveled, sour, and stinks.

With Cameron Diaz’s reproductive years WELL behind her, and her looks completely gone to hell, the only logical thing for her to do is to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Cameron can take comfort in the fact that though her life was completely wasted being a whore and making bad movies, she can still serve a valuable purpose by being turned into fertilizer for next season's crops.
id still hit it.

looks still good enough for me(ill leave the 10s to the getbig yacht and mansion owner-billionaires),and shes wealthy.

if shes wealthy and ready to share, i wouldnt mind if her face even looked like a warzone.

@cameron diaz, i can you read this, can pm me :-*
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: galeniko on November 02, 2013, 05:00:57 PM
Exactly but I never thought she was that hot to begin with.
exactly.n top of that, her annoying persona shines even through her actress roles.

but as said above, would still be interested.

she was with timberlake?this means shes maybe still virgin
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 02, 2013, 05:04:11 PM
Tits were fake, she used external implants

I'm going to pretend I didn't read this.  The disappointment is more than I can bear.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Schnauzer on November 02, 2013, 05:07:52 PM


(http://i2.listal.com/image/1358715/400full.jpg)
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 02, 2013, 05:11:13 PM
When I saw this thread I thought she died.  lol.  Although, I do acknowledge that expired is a good word for what has happened to her. 

I wouldn't sweat the pot marks in her face though.  I'd just fill them up with my man gravy and then they would buff right out. 
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: njflex on November 02, 2013, 05:43:15 PM
cheekbones of peace..
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: njflex on November 02, 2013, 05:52:34 PM
Looked good then, looks good now. WH.

The faggotry is strong in this thread.
she looked good in bad teacher,,,
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 02, 2013, 05:56:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rihhY08.jpg)

As you can see in the photo above, actress Cameron Diaz has clearly passed her expiration date. Like a jug of goat’s milk out in the desert’s noon day sun, or a date left withering on the vine, Cameron Diaz is shriveled, sour, and stinks.

With Cameron Diaz’s reproductive years WELL behind her, and her looks completely gone to hell, the only logical thing for her to do is to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Cameron can take comfort in the fact that though her life was completely wasted being a whore and making bad movies, she can still serve a valuable purpose by being turned into fertilizer for next season's crops.

LOL so what, i expired 10 years ago :D
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 02, 2013, 06:19:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rihhY08.jpg)



Her hair looks fried in this picture. 
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Fortress on November 02, 2013, 06:25:51 PM
TOTAL hot pic/shit pic broad. However, in most off-the-cuff-type shots, she looks crapola.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: arce1988 on November 02, 2013, 06:26:47 PM
  no thanks
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Cashfan on November 02, 2013, 06:32:57 PM
She hit the wall.  That said, she's still an attractive woman, especially for 41.  Would hit, just for the story.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: tommywishbone on November 02, 2013, 06:36:59 PM
Cameron Diaz and I do not look like one another.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Marty Champions on November 02, 2013, 06:40:59 PM
all in all shes still a human being

the problem i have she was just trying to milk fame and fortune and never did anything good for the world like angelina jolie and brad piss
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Mobil on November 02, 2013, 06:41:04 PM
I was just going to post how hot she looked in the Mask.  I thought she was  total knockout.  Imagine my disappointment when she got anorexic and chopped her hair off.  I think I'll rub one out to the memory of how hot she used to be many, many years ago.

lol.. was about to post the same thing... i think that was the only movie where she was hot
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: HockeyFightFan on November 02, 2013, 06:43:00 PM
If I had to pic between her and Uma Thurman I'd bang out the Cuban.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Marty Champions on November 02, 2013, 06:45:37 PM
wine and steak doesnt age a woman well

only some hollywood sluts can get away with a steak and wine diet
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Slapper on November 02, 2013, 07:56:58 PM
P Diddy's been humping that ass since the 90s.

U know what they say... Once you go black, you turn to crack.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: G_Thang on November 02, 2013, 11:47:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rihhY08.jpg)

As you can see in the photo above, actress Cameron Diaz has clearly passed her expiration date. Like a jug of goat’s milk out in the desert’s noon day sun, or a date left withering on the vine, Cameron Diaz is shriveled, sour, and stinks.

With Cameron Diaz’s reproductive years WELL behind her, and her looks completely gone to hell, the only logical thing for her to do is to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Cameron can take comfort in the fact that though her life was completely wasted being a whore and making bad movies, she can still serve a valuable purpose by being turned into fertilizer for next season's crops.

Aging horribly for a Cuban woman.  My mother is 20 yrs her senior and you won't know the difference.  She's too old to model now, so she can move away from the emaciated look.  Let her body and face fill out.  Then she might look a bit better.  Too many women following Madonna with the lean and vascular look as they get older. 
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: local hero on November 03, 2013, 01:15:52 AM
Wonder if it's true these stories about her being a raging slut.

seems to me like a girl with higher than average test levels, i theorize shed fuck a few of you studs sore
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: calfzilla on November 03, 2013, 01:47:12 AM
It's funny you should say this, as I thought the same thing about 10 years ago.

She just doesn't age well.

"1"

X2. Noticed this years ago.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Henda on November 03, 2013, 01:01:31 AM
Hairstyle does her no favours and its just a bad pic. Id still bury myface in her ass.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: TrueGrit on November 03, 2013, 01:43:57 AM
Lot of getbiggers saying 'no' to Cameron's advances.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Parker on November 03, 2013, 01:54:51 AM
P Diddy's been humping that ass since the 90s.

U know what they say... Once you go black, you turn to crack.
Diddy needs to stick to the Amanda Whites of the world...instead of the Cassies and Camerons.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: _aj_ on November 03, 2013, 05:05:37 AM
Lot of getbiggers saying 'no' to Cameron's advances.

Methinks a lot of fappin' going on too...
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 03, 2013, 05:23:05 AM
Even when she started in Hollyweird, she was a beast.  As with most women, the makeup creates the illusion...

(http://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cameron-diaz-without-makeup-celebs-without-makeup.jpg)
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Slapper on November 03, 2013, 05:39:17 AM
Diddy needs to stick to the Amanda Whites of the world...instead of the Cassies and Camerons.

Diddy is a black guy, he'll do any white pussy that comes his way.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Krankenstein on November 03, 2013, 05:39:41 AM
It's funny you should say this, as I thought the same thing about 10 years ago.

She just doesn't age well.

"1"

Safe to say you WNHI?
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Pet shop boys on November 03, 2013, 06:17:35 AM
She dated ARod, while Monica Brant couldn't even make him look straight to her face.   No matter the bikini and making a fool out of her self in public to desperately get his attention.  Cameron wins. 




Wooosssshhhhhhh
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Borracho on November 03, 2013, 06:42:56 AM
:o



I remember her breasts being much larger when I tugged to this back in 1994.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 03, 2013, 07:05:07 AM
Diaz is a two face

Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: 240 is Back on November 03, 2013, 12:35:14 PM
she has a cute frame, bad skin, and has become a millionaire for it.  Far hotter people work at Starbucks, but I think they'd trade for the millions & pockmarks.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: bradistani on November 03, 2013, 12:38:50 PM
Even when she started in Hollyweird, she was a beast.  As with most women, the makeup creates the illusion...

(http://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cameron-diaz-without-makeup-celebs-without-makeup.jpg)

haha, 'beast'  ::)
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Parker on November 03, 2013, 12:42:07 PM
Diddy is a black guy, he'll do any white pussy that comes his way.
Amanda White
(http://www.modelswithflavor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/a-white02-e1273930906188.jpg)
(http://www.adult-magazine.ws/voluptuous.com/0101/Amanda05.jpg)
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: old-school-lifter on November 03, 2013, 05:49:39 PM
Diaz is ugly
shes lamost as ugly as Sarah jessica parker- horse face
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: The Ugly on November 03, 2013, 06:35:23 PM
I remember her breasts being much larger when I tugged to this back in 1994.

The Mask was by far the best she's ever looked. Maybe the only time she seemed hot.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Bam-bam on November 03, 2013, 06:52:46 PM

(http://i2.listal.com/image/1358715/400full.jpg)

eyes too far apart, would not hit

now seriously, I remember the day I watched the mask on the cinema was the day I wanted to be a very rich man so I could buy all the blond bitches in the world. And then in the next day I skipped elementary school so I could masturbate furiously for 10 hours straight.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Krankenstein on November 03, 2013, 08:28:04 PM
Amanda White
(http://www.modelswithflavor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/a-white02-e1273930906188.jpg)

Models with flavor?  HA HA.....that navel is swallowing that ring like she does cock every weekend.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: HockeyFightFan on November 03, 2013, 08:29:17 PM
Amanda White
(http://www.modelswithflavor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/a-white02-e1273930906188.jpg)
(http://www.adult-magazine.ws/voluptuous.com/0101/Amanda05.jpg)

Horrid

Whore-rid
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: local hero on November 04, 2013, 04:17:32 AM
Diaz is ugly
shes lamost as ugly as Sarah jessica parker- horse face


fuck off! horse face is barely female, looks like the wicked witch from the wizard of oz...

as if a single get bigger bar bay/tbombs/goodrum/flintstones wouldnt fuck her sencless
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Borracho on November 04, 2013, 04:49:35 AM
The Mask was by far the best she's ever looked. Maybe the only time she seemed hot.

Yeah, I don't remember ever rubbing one out to any other one of her flicks.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2013, 05:05:08 AM

fuck off! horse face is barely female, looks like the wicked witch from the wizard of oz...

as if a single get bigger bar bay/tbombs/goodrum/flintstones wouldnt fuck her sencless
And if you were in a bar and saw this face, with the touseled hair, and without the Hollywood make up, staring up at you from a drink.
And not knowing it was her, with her trademarked drunken giggle. You'd say "damn, she is fine as all get out..."
(https://i.imgur.com/rihhY08.jpg)
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: The Italian Lifter on November 04, 2013, 05:16:17 AM
the faggottry level of this thread is higher than the ones about the grapefruit  :-X
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: hipolito mejia on July 07, 2023, 06:53:34 AM
Any recent pics of Cameron ?

I heard she got in to a serious stem cells therapy and got a bit better looking
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on July 07, 2023, 07:07:44 AM
lol I thought this was about her death
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: BB on July 07, 2023, 07:09:04 AM
Any recent pics of Cameron ?

I heard she got in to a serious stem cells therapy and got a bit better looking

Last summer -

.

(https://assets2.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2022/07/11/9a8b7bea-0707-475b-bc11-5d16e54ccaec/thumbnail/1200x630/206b81557ae13b925798801055b1622f/cameron-diaz-1280.jpg?v=46148a329842187f630d57e5930d74c4).
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Phantom Spunker on July 07, 2023, 08:08:34 AM
I reckon prime Uma might be the hottest blonde ever. Even with the slight cock-eye she was godly.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7c/da/e2/7cdae2b4072bd86996877e1b1479f87f.jpg)
(https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/uma-thurman-1993-inline.jpg?w=467&quality=86&strip=all)
(https://assets.vogue.com/photos/5af4a7698cf4ad425ac42387/4:3/w_1248,h_936,c_limit/promo.jpg)
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 07, 2023, 10:32:56 AM
She's 50 years old and hasn't used any botox or anything cosmetic surgery from what it looks like.   She looks a lot better than Kelly McGillis.
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: oldtimer1 on July 07, 2023, 11:23:22 AM
she looked good in bad teacher,,,

She was smoking in bad teacher. 
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: Bevo on July 07, 2023, 12:06:02 PM
Giselle is another one that’s ugly

Take a look at Brady’s kids, the two that look like Giselle look like re tards

The one he had with brigette, the baby momma, his first son, looks like brady himself
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: deadz on July 07, 2023, 12:33:25 PM
Last summer -

.

(https://assets2.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2022/07/11/9a8b7bea-0707-475b-bc11-5d16e54ccaec/thumbnail/1200x630/206b81557ae13b925798801055b1622f/cameron-diaz-1280.jpg?v=46148a329842187f630d57e5930d74c4).
:'(
Title: Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
Post by: delon on August 11, 2023, 10:09:47 PM
I reckon prime Uma might be the hottest blonde ever. Even with the slight cock-eye she was godly.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7c/da/e2/7cdae2b4072bd86996877e1b1479f87f.jpg)
(https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/uma-thurman-1993-inline.jpg?w=467&quality=86&strip=all)
(https://assets.vogue.com/photos/5af4a7698cf4ad425ac42387/4:3/w_1248,h_936,c_limit/promo.jpg)

Was watching an old movie with Uma in it (Gattaca: good) and was reminded how amazing she looked when younger, which is kind of weird as she has a prominent nose for a tier1, funny eyes and can almost look a bit goofy overall. And yeah she had the nordic thing going on, but that's hardly unique: what made her so ethereal, teets aside

Anyway as it turns out, in one of those things we humans visually note instinctually but don't register consciously nor the reasons for its appeal: she has very large, and importantly, wide-set eyes relative to her face width, which those pics at her peak show, basically a very submissive and youthful trait as masculine features evolved more closely set, ie good for aggressor hunter species

Just another reminder we are at our core just base animals at the end of the day, kind of brutal

Bodybuiliding related: she had blonde hair like the fridge and was in motion pictures like arnold